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Clyde @maineclyde.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Me eating tiramisu while watching The Sopranos

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Mondo Mascots @mondomascots.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Zombear is a zombie bear mascot from Otaru, in Hokkaido, who swings his intestines around.

Standing on a stage, a blue bear mascot with a tongue hanging out of its bloody mouth holds a string of intestines.

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Clyde @maineclyde.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Dolly was an honest-to-God national treasure. RIP to the realest one there ever was

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Clyde @maineclyde.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Yeah man, resurrect Platner with a message about how he won't take "no" for an answer. Great idea.

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I think it's nice that the president's most trusted aide is the It's All For You Damien nurse from The Omen. She's qualified and she's doing an amazing job.

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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Don Nelson died today, and while his life was full of accomplishments (basketball and otherwise), if you go out at 86 with a photo like this in your recent past, you probably did it right

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Farran Smith Nehme 🇱🇧 @selfstyledsiren.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

I see cottage cheese gradually making a comeback on recipe sites and I have one word to say about that and it is NO.

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Clyde @maineclyde.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

I wish there was a website where I could access all of Bernie's hard work in one place. A Porn hub, if you will.

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Clyde @maineclyde.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

"train compartments that can get you off" Hell yeah, Thomas the Wank Engine

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Clyde @maineclyde.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

It is deeply unfair to hold United States Senators accountable for the extremely foreseeable things that occur due to their voting decisions

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Rav BOO!dram 🎃👻 @rvbdrm.com · 22/07/2026

Quick thinking having a tablecloth handy. I didn’t even notice the twitching from that dead robot.

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anti-zionist dog 🇵🇸 @puppydoggaming.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

i will say lindsey graham being asked by a reporter how mitch mcconnell is doing, answering “i don’t know, i’m going to check right now” and then dying is hilarious

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Clyde @maineclyde.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

My mom tries to block the plate she's getting Ray Fosse'd

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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 01/07/2026

i kinda love this answer, it’s very illuminating. it’s not about female athletes at all, it’s about the fragile egos of delusional psychopathic parents who want returns on their perceived investments

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Clyde @maineclyde.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

When did it become a "crime" to run someone over with my car?

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Palpatine: I think the painting is pretty good An Ewok professor wearing glasses: no Shev, I’m afraid it’s not

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hockey bear dot space @hockeybear.space · 08/06/2026

I remember him from Live’s “Lightning Crashes”

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

said this name in Professor Frink's voice in my head

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Clyde @maineclyde.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Jabba Jr spends a full 8 seconds completely cheeks out in the locker room after a gladiator fight

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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 16/05/2026

Melania Trump infesting the White House with bees is the funniest thing no one's talking about right now #Bees #WhiteHouse

Office of the First Lady @FLOTUS @MELANIATRUMP announced the expansion of the @WhiteHouse honey program with the addition of a newly installed and fully functioning beehive on the South Lawn.
Hand-crafted by a local artisan in the image of the White House, the beautiful, new hive will add two new bee Show more

Open Source Intel • @Osint613•
A massive swarm of bees descended on the White House grounds.

Edward Lawrence © @EdwardLawre.. •8h
The dots here are a swarm of bees on the North Lawn of the White House. There are thousands of them right now. #Bees #WhiteHouse

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• @patriottakes • 27m
Trump swats away a "viscous bee." Why is he trying to harm one of Melania's White House bees?

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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

trump: no one knows why it's called 8mm. the director doesn't even know. but i'm watching it and nicholas cage, he's on top of Machine and i said "don't do it," i said "don't stab Machine," but he does it. melania, our beautiful first lady was watching too weren't you? melania, off mic: he stab hem

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Clyde @maineclyde.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Describing this interview as "INCREDIBLE" is not hyperbolic in the slightest, and in fact may actually be underselling it

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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

When she heard JD's wife was pregnant

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Dr. Jens Foell @jensfoell.de · 15/04/2026

OpenAI: We’re burning money like the Joker. A miracle needs to happen for us to turn a profit Microsoft: Please please use our AI systems, we’re teetering on the edge here Anthropic: I wonder what’ll kill us first: lawsuits, regulations or model collapse Media and universities: AI is here to stay

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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

I didn’t follow a Rutherford and Pals account, what is this shit

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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

The new VERY hagriographic Michael Jackson biopic starring MJ's nephew is out at the end of the month. But back in 2004 an unauthorised and EQUALLY flattering biopic was made in Canada. Here is a clip and I promise you have NO idea where it's going. I haven't done a single edit here.

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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 05/04/2026

for every 20 likes, I will give Ed Baldwin more cheese on his spaghetti

Ed Baldwin eating spaghetti with a lot of cheese

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Rick CarBOOso’s Private Fire Crew @amandasmith.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

I’ve watched this four times and will not be stopping anytime soon

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Clyde @maineclyde.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

Oh baby, now we're gettin' somewhere

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Daniel Golson @dsgolson.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

"What you made with Sora mattered" is one of the least true things that has ever been written

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Clyde @maineclyde.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

Gaze upon this majestic beast

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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/03/2026

Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

today at the World Metaphors Classic the leader of the USA didn't bother to find out the details of the situation his team was in and blindly assumed they would win a matchup they ended up losing, jeopardizing their long-term standing for no good reason

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Clyde @maineclyde.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

Made the grave mistake of openly questioning the need for a Bon Jovi biopic within earshot of my mom and aunt last night

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Clyde @maineclyde.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

Obviously, a non-photorealistic depiction of Bill Clinton would've shattered the realism of the show about the living teddy bear who swears a lot

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

You can’t move my Overton window if I slam the thing shut on your stupid little grubby incel fingers

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Clyde @maineclyde.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

Today is the day Donald Trump officially became Lionel's mother from the classic Peter Jackson film "Braindead."

A very ill-looking Vera Cosgrove, from the Peter Jackson film Braindead

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