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Clyde @maineclyde.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Shoutout to Soulm8te for being the first movie I can think of to utilize Chekhov's cowgirl
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Clyde @maineclyde.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm guessing it's like a Rock, Paper, Scissors deal
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Clyde @maineclyde.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Legs amputated after a car crash he caused by drunk driving the wrong way down a one way, and that killed a family of four in the vehicle he hit head-on
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Clyde @maineclyde.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Please ask Leslie which titan is more of a diva when the cameras stop rolling
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Clyde @maineclyde.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Me eating tiramisu while watching The Sopranos
AOC looking very Italian
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Mondo Mascots @mondomascots.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Zombear is a zombie bear mascot from Otaru, in Hokkaido, who swings his intestines around.
Standing on a stage, a blue bear mascot with a tongue hanging out of its bloody mouth holds a string of intestines.
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Clyde @maineclyde.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly was an honest-to-God national treasure. RIP to the realest one there ever was
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Clyde @maineclyde.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Yeah man, resurrect Platner with a message about how he won't take "no" for an answer. Great idea.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I think it's nice that the president's most trusted aide is the It's All For You Damien nurse from The Omen. She's qualified and she's doing an amazing job.
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Clyde @maineclyde.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I've got a sequined robe worn by Colin Montgomerie at the 96 Players Championship displayed in my man cave
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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Don Nelson died today, and while his life was full of accomplishments (basketball and otherwise), if you go out at 86 with a photo like this in your recent past, you probably did it right
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Clyde @maineclyde.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
She recharged them by sucking on the end of her tail
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Clyde @maineclyde.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I think her extra long eyebrow antennae things were for detecting spirits and whatnot
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Clyde @maineclyde.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Here's the beast in all her glory
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Farran Smith Nehme 🇱🇧 @selfstyledsiren.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I see cottage cheese gradually making a comeback on recipe sites and I have one word to say about that and it is NO.
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Clyde @maineclyde.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I love this subgenre and have only seen one of the films listed. Very excited to dive into these, thanks for the recs!
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Clyde @maineclyde.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
He was definitely brought in for questioning at some point by an overzealous Dept. of Homeland Security agent wondering about all the suspicious packages to and from Abu Dhabi
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Tricia Lockwood @tricialockwood.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
incredible
Larry Bird at 19 vs him now at 92... this man does not age! He looks absolutely mouth watering.
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Clyde @maineclyde.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I wish there was a website where I could access all of Bernie's hard work in one place. A Porn hub, if you will.
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Clyde @maineclyde.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Detective Brock Justice
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Clyde @maineclyde.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Not sure "you know it smell crazy in there" should be one of the bedrock principals of a society
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Clyde @maineclyde.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
"train compartments that can get you off" Hell yeah, Thomas the Wank Engine
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Clyde @maineclyde.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
It is deeply unfair to hold United States Senators accountable for the extremely foreseeable things that occur due to their voting decisions
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Clyde @maineclyde.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
You're MINE, Jimothy
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Rav BOO!dram 🎃👻 @rvbdrm.com · 22/07/2026
Quick thinking having a tablecloth handy. I didn’t even notice the twitching from that dead robot.
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Clyde @maineclyde.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
ET cooling off in a crick
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anti-zionist dog 🇵🇸 @puppydoggaming.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
i will say lindsey graham being asked by a reporter how mitch mcconnell is doing, answering “i don’t know, i’m going to check right now” and then dying is hilarious
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Clyde @maineclyde.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
This is how the myth about AI actors living in the sewers beneath the city starts
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adrian @crawf34.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
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Clyde @maineclyde.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Both the ending battle and the scene where Rodan first appears are peak cinema, to me
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Clyde @maineclyde.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Oh man, Mis vs Burns is an awesome pitching matchup to see live. I'm jealous.
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Clyde @maineclyde.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
please stop spying on me
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Clyde @maineclyde.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
My mom tries to block the plate she's getting Ray Fosse'd
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 01/07/2026
i kinda love this answer, it’s very illuminating. it’s not about female athletes at all, it’s about the fragile egos of delusional psychopathic parents who want returns on their perceived investments
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Clyde @maineclyde.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Literally every other time I've done it, nobody said a thing
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Clyde @maineclyde.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
When did it become a "crime" to run someone over with my car?
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Palpatine: I think the painting is pretty good An Ewok professor wearing glasses: no Shev, I’m afraid it’s not
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Clyde @maineclyde.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Wild Things is the perfect South Florida movie, imo
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hockey bear dot space @hockeybear.space · 08/06/2026
I remember him from Live’s “Lightning Crashes”
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
said this name in Professor Frink's voice in my head
Ashleigh Buhai putting on the green
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Clyde @maineclyde.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Jabba Jr spends a full 8 seconds completely cheeks out in the locker room after a gladiator fight
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 16/05/2026
Melania Trump infesting the White House with bees is the funniest thing no one's talking about right now #Bees #WhiteHouse
Office of the First Lady @FLOTUS @MELANIATRUMP announced the expansion of the @WhiteHouse honey program with the addition of a newly installed and fully functioning beehive on the South Lawn.
Hand-crafted by a local artisan in the image of the White House, the beautiful, new hive will add two new bee Show moreOpen Source Intel • @Osint613• 
A massive swarm of bees descended on the White House grounds.Edward Lawrence © @EdwardLawre.. •8h
The dots here are a swarm of bees on the North Lawn of the White House. There are thousands of them right now. #Bees #WhiteHousePatriotTakes
• @patriottakes • 27m
Trump swats away a "viscous bee." Why is he trying to harm one of Melania's White House bees?
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Clyde @maineclyde.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
@valhallabackgirl.bsky.social
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Clyde @maineclyde.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Finally, George Washington's birch bark foreskin restoration will get the same attention as his wooden teeth.
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
trump: no one knows why it's called 8mm. the director doesn't even know. but i'm watching it and nicholas cage, he's on top of Machine and i said "don't do it," i said "don't stab Machine," but he does it. melania, our beautiful first lady was watching too weren't you? melania, off mic: he stab hem
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Clyde @maineclyde.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Describing this interview as "INCREDIBLE" is not hyperbolic in the slightest, and in fact may actually be underselling it
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Clyde @maineclyde.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Sleepaway Camp II is a masterpiece, as far as I'm concerned
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Clyde @maineclyde.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
maybe not officially
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Clyde @maineclyde.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I absolutely intend to rank both LaFlamme and Costello ahead of Platner on my primary ballot. I'm not a Platner guy at all, I like Denny's Bowie comp largely for hopium purposes, and I agree with him that the importance of winning might have to override my misgivings. I don't feel great about it!
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