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madprogressivebass.bsky.social @madprogressivebass.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you see this post a vampire that isn't Dracula
A picture of the world we live on, Earth.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Carney is truly the Reagan of Canada. A calming, paternalistic figure in a period of apocalyptic uncertainty who galvanizes the economy with short-sighted right wing fiscal policies. And like Reagan, every disaster that Canada encounters in the future will be traceable to his administration.
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Michael Fry @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Your Grandad Cyclops talks about his school days
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tunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
"people are anthropomorphizing LLMs because they are so astonishingly good at processing human thought and language" people will anthropomorphize a chair if you put the stitches in the right place.
chair with a "face"
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John Scary Name Cullen @nellucnhoj.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
star
A Star Trek parody comic where we open on the Not Enterprise orbiting a planet. We cut to the interior, where --on the view screen-- two aliens are having an argument.

"Your forehead wrinkles are bad!"
"No, YOUR forehead wrinkles are bad!"

We then go to a shot of the Picard stand-in looking at the screen, saying "Gentlemen, gentlemen. Please..."

In the final panel, we get a reveal of Not Picard basically doing the Handsome Squidward face, with his forehead all wrinkled up. Behind him, in the background, various crewmembers are doing the same.

We end on the line "--ALL wrinkles are beautiful."
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binp @binp.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
understandable
Bloody urine (haematurea) was recorded by Ancient Egyptians in papyri 5,000 years ago. They called it Aaa. The first scientific report
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daria argento @mommywiseau.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
werner herzog
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Dr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 17/07/2024
Thinking real hard about The Good Place Committee today.
Paul Scheer as a member of The Good Place Committee saying "He's got a point. The fair thing for us to do is just keep giving up more and more stuff we want, unilaterally, until this demon is finally happy."
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 21/08/2026
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Crow @abbyjane.cloverdalelane.com · 14/08/2026
I think about this a lot.
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eat shit, René Magritte
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Mauv @ThatsMauvelous • 1d the machine refused to recognize my humanity until i professed to believe that a sign painted to look like a traffic light is indeed a traffic light.
Show this thread
Select all squares with traffic lights
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🇵🇸 Anna, Fan of Wolfwalkers 🍉 @angrynerdbird.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
In honor of @jongraywb.bsky.social and his horrible "Y'all come eat" posts.
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@Om* @atomjack604.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
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Chise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Vaccines save lives. And no, they do not cause autism.
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 22/07/2026
who do we want? the funk soul brother when do we want him? right about now
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 12/07/2026
Amnesty International put out a major report documenting the influence of UK based anti trans gender critical organizations and their funding. Within hours, GC groups threatened defamation lawsuits and Amnesty was forced to pull it down. Proving the point they're anti rights. Anyways, here it is.
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Ticky🏳️‍🌈 @drac.at · 27/06/2026
Canadian residents & citizens; I would highly recommend signing this one
ourcommons.ca
Petition e-7550 - Petitions
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 16/06/2026
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Plague Poems @plaguepoems.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
When you see the story about how the world now has its first trillionaire, and when you see the story about how laboratories in Congo have run out of supplies to test for Ebola, it is important to understand that in many ways these are the same story.
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Alex Arrelia @alexarrelia.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
The main value proposition of AI is that it will let you generate wealth without labour. Because labour generates the wealth. Stolen labour is how wealth is accumulated. It’s really fucking simple, but you need people to believe that it isn’t, or they might get justifiably very angry.
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 11/06/2026
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Wallace Polsom @wallacepolsom.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
WHITE DWARF #11 (Feb/March 1979), with cover art by John Blanche.
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Mel Woods @melwoods.me · 01/06/2026
The Alberta government wishes everyone a happy Pride Month and says it will raise Pride flags at government buildings to celebrate. Always an interesting news release to get, particularly on the heels of the government introducing legislation effectively banning Pride flags from schools
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Pessimus Prime @pessimusprime.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Wife: No, I don't want to go to a Star Wars themed sex party. Ew Me: First off it's Star TREK and secondly it's called a Borgy
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Drewcifer Rising 🎃😈 @drewdietsch.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Time to rewatch these masterworks for the umpteenth time. This is the kind of stuff the Internet is supposed to produce. I'd trade every influencer in history for one more video as funny as these.
youtu.be
G.I. Joe PSA Compilation - [Remastered HD]
YouTube video by L33T GUY
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𖤐 💀 demon smut 𖤐 @teethgrip.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
dear god just saw how an it looks when someone's hit with the account wide adult content warning and it's fucking MISERABLE blurred icon, blurred banner, every single post is hidden, even text posts, and posts that have images require you to hit unhide TWICE for the text and image, fucking nightmare
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Jay Axer @jayaxer.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Jax, the very stupid bunny
jax from the amazing digital circus sits pointing at his own head. behind him are win95 computer windows showing various jax images with a red backdrop
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
macaulay culkin as a cute little kid with glasses in MY GIRL (1991)
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 18/05/2026
Speedrun xkcd.com/3246/
Comic. [Person 1 sitting at desk typing on laptop while Person 2 with shoulder-length hair stands behind.] PERSON 1: Aw man, speedrun.com removed my world record just because I listened to lateralus and ænima to get in the flow. PERSON 2: Oh, a copyright thing? PERSON 1: No, they don’t allow tool-assisted speedruns.
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Dr Rehaminator's Monster Cock @drrehaminator.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
In the Silmarillion, we learn how fond of music all wizards are. Tragically, we also learn that Gandalf was unable to book.his favorite band for his 100th birthday party. He, unfortunately, was no conjuror of Cheap Trick
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I just think the public needs something annoying and embarrassing to happen to a billionaire again to cheer us all up.
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Duane Bratt🇨🇦 @duanebratt.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
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madprogressivebass.bsky.social @madprogressivebass.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Tinker Tailor Soldier Grogu
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phylan @phylan.website · 13/04/2026
heartwarming video of astronaut Christina Koch greeting her dog for the first time after returning from space. the pup can be seen snarling, back arched, before scampering to its word buttons and pressing "IMPOSTOR" repeatedly, then "FALSE. SKIN. FALSE. SKIN." several times
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Carrie Tait @carrietait.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
SCOOP: Alberta Justice Minister Mickey Amery curtailed Elections Alberta's power to penalize when Sam Mraiche was under investigation. www.theglobeandmail.com/appview/cana... w @tomcardoso.bsky.social
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Alberta Justice Minister curtailed election regulator when Sam Mraiche was under investigation
Mickey Amery’s legislation shortened watchdog’s window of time to pursue sanctions for alleged political finance violations
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Lord Arse! 🕹️ @lordarse.com · 05/04/2026
Definitely coming back here when I unlock bombs.
A beige brick wall with a central section of mismatched bricks forming a patch-like rectangle, casting light shadows; conveys a sense of oddity.
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Moon @meltingmooon.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Happy international asexuality day!!! 🖤💜🤍
Bugs bunny in a suit meme saying "I wish all aces a very pleasant international asexuality day"
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Josh @thejoshbaker.blue · 04/04/2026
Gift link so you can make your friends that still give money to Joanne feel bad. defector.com/its-time-to-...
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It’s Time To Grow Up | Defector
HBO’s new Harry Potter TV series is premiering this Christmas Day. Under current plans, it will last at least a decade. The trailer looks like the original films were run through an AI generator, but ...
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Al Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
We’ve told all the casting agents that the Weird Al biopic sequel is currently on hold, but they just keep sending in headshots.
Just-released photo of Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson from the live-action Moana
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magpie TRICKS @magpie.tips · 18/03/2026
Transport Canada is doing a survey about the car headlights being brighter than the fucking sun!!!! tc.canada.ca/en/corporate...
Canadian experience with vehicle headlights and glare at night
Current status: OPEN

Open on March 6, 2026 and will be closed on April 20, 2026.

While new headlight technology in vehicles can help drivers see better, they can also cause problems for other road users. Transport Canada wants to learn how headlight glare affects road users and what vehicle or lighting features may influence how people experience it at night.

We want to hear about your experiences, opinions, and behaviours with vehicle headlight glare.
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Bill Amend @billamend.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
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Oglaf @oglaf.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
www.oglaf.com/zzz/
the Sandman comes in a window to distribute dreams.
That sees like a weird job.
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
fun question: what’s the maddest you’ve ever been leaving a movie theater? not necessarily worst movie you’ve seen, but the one that just pissed you off the most. mine is Batman v Superman
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✪ Beware the Gray Ghost ✪ @jongraywb.blacksky.app · 13/02/2026
A nice anecdote to cap the night. Today was an especially long day. As I got out of the car, a group of young black kids maybe 6-8 yrs were out playing. I let Willow out of my car & heard the little girl say: “A dog! Dogs are scary!” The little boy said “They’re ok. Thats Willow & The Professor” 😭
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The Mask of the Red Jeph @ass.golf · 09/02/2026
JD Vance frustratedly closing the browser tab for backroom casting couch
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Peytral @peytral.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Have you destroyed the Trojan Horse? Just use the Zakrello. Mass-produce the Big Zam. The Gouf can do it. Literally just use the Adzam. This is a job for the Gogg. Dude use the Zeong. It's a Bigro specialty. Use the Gelgoog. The Gelgoog can do it. Just send the Gelgoog at it. Deploy the Gelgoog to d
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Trapped O'Brien, Please Free Me From This Prison @radobrien.myatproto.social · 17/05/2024
Star trek had a lot of hard lines over the years, but this remains the fucking hardest
sisko in ds9 saying "im tired of being calm, calm never got me a damn thing"
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solace @solace.music · 30/01/2026
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🌴Jordan Woollen🌵 @jordanwoollenvo.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
It's funny how AI has shifted perspective of art - specifically bad art. Shitty Hallmark romcom? At least it was made by people. Asset flip game? At least it's flipping assets and using code made by people. Obnoxious prank video? At least it's a real person being an insufferable shit to real people.
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Sen, but Spooky @dresdencodak.com · 26/11/2024
I should draw more stupid X-Men drawings sometimes. I like making them look like goobers.
Pictured: Wolverine, Colossus, Nightcrawler, Jean Grey, Cyclops, Archangel, Beast, Rogue, and Jubilee
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lexomatic.bsky.social @lexomatic.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en... A petition to end foreign ownership of media.
ourcommons.ca
Petition e-6821 - Petitions
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