Reposted by Madeline A.D. BrewerSarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 5hThis turtle looks like the living manifestation of a Pixar “girl turtle”, does that make sense?? 61497
Reposted by Madeline A.D. BrewerJosh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 4hWe’ve got to bump up those can and bottle recycling payouts man they are not keeping up with inflation and nobody’s cashing those things in who doesn’t need it. 11204
Reposted by Madeline A.D. BrewerNE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 08/10/2026find a job that’s right for you. 23712187
Reposted by Madeline A.D. BrewerJanel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 5hgirls only want one thing and it is a single aspect of human life that has not been intentionally made worse in the interest of chasing limitless profit 4388103
Reposted by Madeline A.D. Brewer💀norfölkology🎃 @norfolkology.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Golden State blew a 3-1 lead in the NBA Finals 021
Reposted by Madeline A.D. BrewerNE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 03/10/2026not a fair fight, we’re a non prophet 1035243
Reposted by Madeline A.D. BrewerWikipedia Brown @theycallhimbfg.blacksky.app · 11/10/20267-11's got 50 cents off gas tomorrow. Text AGAIN to 711711. No I'm not being paid to do this. I just wanna save y'all a little money. 166
Reposted by Madeline A.D. BrewerBrian Colligan @colligan.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Cleveland always has to go against the crowd favorite or the long suffering team or the pope’s chosen team and, like, why can’t we all root for Cleveland once? 121
Reposted by Madeline A.D. BrewerPoint Defiance Zoo & Aquarium @ptdefiancezoo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Happy Friday! 😛 Makara, our 16-year-old skink, is showing off her adorable tongue. Prehensile-tailed skinks are the world's largest skinks, reaching up to 32 inches in length. Its slow movements and camouflaged coloring help them avoid being seen. They live in trees and are excellent climbers. 730148
Reposted by Madeline A.D. BrewerKathryn Brightbill ✒️ @kebrightbill.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Waffle House locations in the panhandle are closed, I repeat, Waffle House locations in the panhandle are closed, this is not a drill. #Isaias 71009425
Reposted by Madeline A.D. Brewer💀norfölkology🎃 @norfolkology.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Project mgr. Ray suggested a different departure city as a way to reduce my airfare cost for an upcoming work trip. Like a city I would have to travel to to begin my travel 061
Reposted by Madeline A.D. Brewer💀norfölkology🎃 @norfolkology.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Wanted to be a carpenter but saw other opportunities 032
Reposted by Madeline A.D. BrewerZach D Roberts @zdroberts.bsky.social · 07/10/2026This is the future liberals want. No really. They want a safer more efficient vehicle cheaply delivering public services. 2275
Reposted by Madeline A.D. BrewerMara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Watched Sweet Charity last night. Yes, the plot barely holds together, but Fosse remains one of my favorite directors. The Rich Man’s Frug, Big Spender, There’s Gotta Be Something Better Than This, alone… the colors! The isolations! THE AMOEBAS 2640811
Reposted by Madeline A.D. BrewerJay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 02/10/2026People out here cutting mangos into delicate little cubes, when I'm here waiting until they're soft enough to pull the skin off with my hands, slurping the flesh off, and gnawing on the stone like a feral animal, mango juices everywhere. 141978
Reposted by Madeline A.D. BrewerLuke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Every time I see a serial killer tv show advertised I think of this 374475585
Reposted by Madeline A.D. BrewerTom Flood @tomflood.bsky.social · 02/10/2026-Dad, what song is this? -From Les MIs -I knew I recognized itstatic.klipy.comHappy TearsAlt: Happy Tears 0101
Reposted by Madeline A.D. BrewerTom Flood @tomflood.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Bless these children, they just put up with me doing my annual Fall Les Miserables showcase including Eponine s showstopper On My Own. 2252
Reposted by Madeline A.D. BrewerRebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Time for this classic again. 157165175567
Reposted by Madeline A.D. Brewer💀norfölkology🎃 @norfolkology.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I think this means stalking not a warrantless mass surveillance system abuse expert tho 062
Reposted by Madeline A.D. Brewer💀norfölkology🎃 @norfolkology.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Mentally preparing for the dentist asking me about flossing tomorrowstatic.klipy.comStare Down SmirkAlt: Stare Down Smirk 291
Madeline A.D. Brewer @madelineab.bsky.social · 30/09/2026It actually worked! One of them donated! Don't know which one because it was anonymous but I successfully guilted one of them! 120
Madeline A.D. Brewer @madelineab.bsky.social · 30/09/2026My daughter's school has a fundraiser where you spam your friends with fundraiser emails. If you send enough form letters, your kid gets a prize. So I entered the emails of the superintendent, all school board members, and the city council member for our ward. Seems only fair. 130
Reposted by Madeline A.D. Brewermattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026awoke this morning with a Vision 49103231830
Reposted by Madeline A.D. Brewer🗽What? Me? Worry? MalcomJ🇺🇲🇬🇧🇨🇦🇺🇦 @malcomj.bsky.social · 29/09/2026It's that time of year Major League Baseball ignores its year-long MLB TV subscribers and the fact that so many people have quit cable television. 134
Reposted by Madeline A.D. Brewerskeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026(Squirt executive with his head in his hands) ITS NOT PEE ITS GRAPEFRUIT SODA 8561107
Madeline A.D. Brewer @madelineab.bsky.social · 29/09/2026static.klipy.comSure Jan Brady BunchALT: Sure Jan Brady Bunch 292
Reposted by Madeline A.D. BrewerTyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 28/09/2026 5923143
Reposted by Madeline A.D. BrewerPreeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 27/09/2026new favorite baker just dropped (I am finally watching the new ep of Bake Off) 12963101
Reposted by Madeline A.D. Brewerginger ninja @funkasarusrex.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I non-ironically believe all Bay Area public planning needs somebody to day "how does this get us closer to getting Starfleet HQ one day?" as a genuine aspirational goal. 1332
Reposted by Madeline A.D. Brewer💀norfölkology🎃 @norfolkology.bsky.social · 25/09/2026If I have to keep enduring VA-2 ads before watching something stupid on YT we should get Tide to the oceanfront* this is about fairness *Norfolktown address on state-issued ID required for return passage 191
Reposted by Madeline A.D. BrewerKristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I’ve been changing the bandages on my Dad’s amputated leg and every time I do I ask if he’s a spy for the Union in a thick Ken Burns’ Civil War documentary voice and he’s ready to fucking kill me 122334
Reposted by Madeline A.D. BrewerTom Flood @tomflood.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Our system relies on children to look both ways because adults driving don't. Great strategy. 49313
Reposted by Madeline A.D. Brewerv i t r i o l @vitriol.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Posting the dumbest niche meme I’ve ever made here, probably exclusively for @norfolkology.bsky.social and nobody else 3123
Reposted by Madeline A.D. BrewerJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 23/09/2026me: no worries (galadriel voice) but they were all of them deceived, for another worry was made 232628613
Reposted by Madeline A.D. BrewerAmy Colleen @amycolleen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I'm aware, theoretically, that we are in the second quarter of the twenty-first century. Yet my mind refuses to grasp that Virgina Woolf's most influential works are a century old. That sounds fake 5221
Reposted by Madeline A.D. BrewerMichael C Merritt @mikecmerritt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Today I learned: CAPTCHA - Completely Automated Public Turing test to tell Computer and Humans Apart #captcha 141
Reposted by Madeline A.D. BrewerPresent & Correct @presentcorrect.bsky.social · 21/09/2026A terrific poster auction is coming up, view all the lots here www.posterauctions.com/auctions/202... 29219
Reposted by Madeline A.D. BrewerSarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I just need you all to know that I am a goddamn saint because I sewed up the crappy reusable grocery bag my cousin left here 9 months ago instead of throwing it away when the handle snapped. You’re welcome, sea turtles. 72457
Reposted by Madeline A.D. BrewerJanel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 21/09/2026my summer tan is fading, which means it's almost time to switch my foundation shade from "sickly underbelly of a dead fish" back to "ghost haunting the basement of an Opera house" 315213
Madeline A.D. Brewer @madelineab.bsky.social · 21/09/2026If phones, etc. are going to be banned in schools, people creating flyers for school age people (that have the purpose of being displayed in schools) really need to stop using QR codes. They are no longer useful. 030
Reposted by Madeline A.D. BrewerEoin Higgins @eoinhiggins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026You’re right—that plane shouldn’t have gone there. That’s my fault, and I should have made sure there wasn’t a terminal in the landing path. Would you like me to call emergency services, or assist with lining up takeoffs? 25782371643
Reposted by Madeline A.D. BrewerPresent & Correct @presentcorrect.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The word brown comes from the Old English word brūn, which originally meant "dark, dusky, or gloomy" Via etymology online 1133
Reposted by Madeline A.D. BrewerSarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Saw one man hosing down one of those long-necked scooper machines (a backhoe?), while the man operating the machine maneuvered it back and forth, and while I know logically it was just two dudes cleaning a machine, it looked like the long necked digging creature was reveling in the joy of a shower. 829223
Reposted by Madeline A.D. BrewerSarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 18/09/2026There’s a pigeon at this train station who keeps sliding across the marble as he lands, risky business style. I hope he’s having as much fun as it looks like. 11827