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ginger ninja @funkasarusrex.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A Labyrinth set is a great opportunity to bring the principles of songfic to Magic, like: You remind me of the babe (Enchant: Exile) What babe? (Instant: Counter creature) The babe with the power (Creature - Human) What power? (Instant: Counter noncreature) The power of voodoo (Sorcery)
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ginger ninja @funkasarusrex.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If one day we want the students of Starfleet Academy to be able to come into the city and continue it's horny legacy long into the future we need to start those transit connections now
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Martha Smith @mostlymartha.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Like most bisexuals, I am attracted to the majority women, many nonbinary and nonconforming people, an occasional man, and the Moon.
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ginger ninja @funkasarusrex.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm mad on behalf of The Good Place, the rare puzzle box show that stuck the landing and should be higher (but is probably too optimistic for people) I also need to know where the fuck Orphan Black is.
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 25/09/2026
this is just to say i have eaten the moon that was in my orbit and which you were probably wanting to observe forgive me it was delicious so crunchy and so cold
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
when i mention "claude" you can assume i'm talking about the albino alligator not the llm
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Especialistas Secundarios @espes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
La insoportable polarización actual entre los que quieren sanidad, educación y servicios públicos gratuitos para todos y los que adoran a Hitler.
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ginger ninja @funkasarusrex.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I've only known Lura Thok for one episode and I would die for her
Lura Thok, a character of Klingon and Jem Hadar, in a Starfleet Academy uniform with a whistle on a lanyard around her neck.
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Howard Sherman @hesherman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Farewell to costume designer Bob Mackie, a designer of spectacular gowns for great divas, but also the creator of perhaps the greatest costume sight gag in history.
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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The UK economy has three major industries: Warhammer, Onlyfans and Little Alex Horne
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Walter Hickey @walthickey.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
belongs in the smithsonian
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ginger ninja @funkasarusrex.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Apparently running Strahd as a woman has fully cooked my brain because I just scoffed a little at how much less interesting his origin is an just another power-hungry man.
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ginger ninja @funkasarusrex.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
What's really worrisome to me is that they and the backing of a large university. Those museums are usually considered to be safer than independent ones. It's scary to think what this means for us at smaller science museums.
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Mike Bithell @mikebithell.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
‘You can’t own a game’ rendered like the old anti piracy ads
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horror Ewacui @ewacat.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
this has to be one of the greatest clips of all time, i will sit and watch it through whenever it comes up because i love him and i love his delivery and i love how there's always a Herzog ending to the tale. god he's one of the greatest to ever do it
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swoon ganz @swoonganz.medsky.social · 31/08/2026
Just saw Great Wolf Lodge described as “moist Chuck E. Cheese” and I’m absolutely losing my mind.
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ginger ninja @funkasarusrex.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The lady next to me at Rocky Horror just called me out for my east coast callbacks. Bitch I know what I know!
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ginger ninja @funkasarusrex.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Fun fact: trehalose is also what helps monarch butterflies be freeze-resistant when overwintering in the mountains in Mexico
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Dev @devanitely.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
RIP to a legend. thanks for the most confusingly sensual song in the history of children’s media.
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ginger ninja @funkasarusrex.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The way that four long-dead group texts from shadow casts I've been in all lit up at once and I didn't need to read them to know what happened
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
they just had an interview with a scientist on NPR who was inspired by X-Files as a child and said how cool it was to see "a special agent and a physician team up to solve mysteries" so i nearly crashed my car yelling "SCULLY WAS ALSO A SPECIAL AGENT"
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ginger ninja @funkasarusrex.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
In this house, Canadian culture is making fun of "freedom units" compared to metric but then measuring height and weight in inches/feet and pounds.
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Still thinking about the Luddites I came across this. How fascinating it is to watch what might be the germ of a neo-Luddite movement around surveillance technology. And a guy writing a nudge-wink, fuck-the-man, banger of a country song makes me feel American in a way that for once isn’t pejorative.
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 20/08/2026
Mid Century Modern tableware and where I think it would stand on trans issues, a thread
A Mid Century Modern ad for tableware, quirky hanging laps, weird wood paneled kitchen bar, oh yeah it's MCM as hell up in here (kinda love it)
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oh no @ili.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
en esta economía??????
nyt cooking melissa clark seis leches cake january 21, 2020
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ginger ninja @funkasarusrex.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
It's so nice having amazing friends that will bring you garden fresh tomato delights and water while you sit in their pool and relax
The photographer's view from the edge of an in-ground pool. Stacked on the brick at the age of the pool are a towel with a large book on it, a large blue water bottle, and a brightly colored plate with large slabs of tomato on bread. There is a gate behind the pool, and right beyond that fence is the plant the tomato was picked from.
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Melissa Louise @emoseal.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Gonzo
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Bro. People are cool as fuck.
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 13/06/2024
Planting this dill but I’ve gotta be careful or it will get out of control and turn my garden into a forced labor camp.
Seed packet 

Herbs
Dill-Dukat
Anethum graveolens
This special selection produces much more foliage before forming seed than most dills. Dukat has a particularly fine bouquet and flavor; excellent used fresh or dried.
Ten inch seed heads. Germination code: 1.
2 grams
$3.25
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 14/10/2023
🌓🌎🌞 <-- lunar eclipse 
🌎🌓🌞 <-- solar eclipse 
🌎🌞🌗 <-- apocalypse
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Andrew Male @andrewmale.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Now imagining a Star Trek reboot done in the style of The Pitt (Twelve episode season in which the Enterprise crew navigate a single 12-hour space crisis amid deaths, aliens, malfunctions, and personal crises) and I think it would totally work.
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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Every six months a writer goes on parental leave, is driven insane by watching 10,000 hours of Paw Patrol, and writes another one of these articles, and they're always great.
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Mindy Weisberger @laminda.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Boss-level science communication here, 10/10 no notes
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Jake Grumbach @jakemgrumbach.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
@gabrielzucman.bsky.social just now: California billionaires now hold more wealth than total gross income in the state of California. Thus, a 5% wealth tax on billionaires--billionaires only--increases tax revenue by the same amount as increasing income taxes by 5% on all Californians
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
jd vance is not a leo, we do not claim him
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ginger ninja @funkasarusrex.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Y'all we're back in the *green*
Image of the edge of a small lake. There are a number of wooden benches in the more open foreground, with dense trees lining the far side other water. Everything is extremely green
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ginger ninja @funkasarusrex.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I've had an amazing time at #STLV and I'm so sad to miss the next few days. I've met so many wonderful people!
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ginger ninja @funkasarusrex.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
El Rio out here remaining my favorite queer bar in SF
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Jessica Price @delafina777.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The TikTok girlies are referring to Amanda Palmer as “steampunk Ghislaine Maxwell” and damn
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
we must recover the old wisdom
Biryani for 800 people
4 kg ginger
2 kg garlic
200 kg mutton (cut 6 pieces from each 500g of meat)
50 kg rice
32 kg masoor
80g saffron (8 tolas)
2 kg chilli powder (red)
2 kg crushed chillies (red)
500g whole green chillies
360g elachi
250g turmeric (use sparingly of this quantity and use egg yellow to obtain richer colour)
500g jeera
250g shah-jeera
250g tuj
20 kg ghee (use sparingly. If mutton is fatty, less with be needed)
20 litres oil
1½ litres lemon juice (or vinegar or ½ vinegar and ½ lemon)
40 x 500ml yoghurt
12-16 doz eggs
25 kg potatoes
20 kg onions
1 kg fine salt (use only as much as is required)
6 kg coarse salt (for rice and meat)
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ginger ninja @funkasarusrex.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I need y'all to know there's a guy at #STLV dressed as Dungeon Crawler Carl who has princess Moopsy on his shoulder
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Claire @isolinearchip.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I continue to love Star Trek conventions
Woman dressed as the Captain Janeway Magic card, complete with card
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Micah @rincewind.run · 06/08/2026
Outkast’s Ms Jackson just came on at the gym and I will never in my life be able to hear that song without thinking about this comic
I’m sorry Ms Jackson parody comic where instead of “I am for real” it is “I am four eels”
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ginger ninja @funkasarusrex.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I love Magic. I love Star Trek. This is just an absolute blast #STLV
A transporter pad from Star Trek that has been decorated with the magic the gathering symbol and all five colors and symbols associated with the five colors in the game (white, blue, black,red, green)
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Mike McMahan @mikemcmahan.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
a work of art
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ginger ninja @funkasarusrex.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I've been part of four different casts (shadow and regular) in my time and can say with confidence that this is the platonic ideal of a Rocky Horror story
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ginger ninja @funkasarusrex.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Today's the day to read Ray Bradbury's 'There Will Come Soft Rains'. Published in 1951 and set on August 4th, 2026.
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Derek Faraci @whwoolhat.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Bet you didn't know that the Little Morton Salt Girl is an immortal being who existed before there was life on Earth.
An ad for Morton Salt that shows the Little Morton Salt Girl with her umbrella. The text reads "She was there when life was created."
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ginger ninja @funkasarusrex.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Today's the day to read Ray Bradbury's 'There Will Come Soft Rains'. Published in 1951 and set on August 4th, 2026.
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huck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close.
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