Reposted by @mactheknight.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2026American Medical Association: ‘Huge Biceps Are Only Thing That Matters’ theonion.com/american-medical-assoc… 281217141
Reposted by @mactheknight.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 22/09/2026Glamour Of Lamborghini Negated By Indiana Plates 534124420
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Reposted by @mactheknight.bsky.socialBenny Feldman @feldfrog.bsky.social · 13/09/2026The apocalypse is one of the few times it’s fine to be a cannibal, but sadly it’s also when people probably taste the worst 1258372
Reposted by @mactheknight.bsky.socialNo Cartridge Trev @nocartridge.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Me filling my car in GTAVI and I turn to an npc and say, via voice chat AI transcription, “what are those clowns in Liberty City Congress doing, 5.87 a gallon?” The npc turns to me and says “have you used your DraftKings Presents Maximum Fun Tokens yet? I hear the casino downtown takes them.” 111120208
Reposted by @mactheknight.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 19/08/2026Democratic Socialism: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/democratic-socialism-m… 159223606267
Reposted by @mactheknight.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 09/08/2026Denny’s Announces Free Pancakes For Customers Who Take Fight Outside theonion.com/dennys-announces-free-… 332012194
Reposted by @mactheknight.bsky.socialInfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Sometimes you just need to say, "Help is on the way, dear." 251758256
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Reposted by @mactheknight.bsky.socialJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 18/06/2026me watching dredd (2012) the first time: this is awesome me watching dredd (2012) the second time: this is awesome me watching dredd (2012) the third time: this is awesome 663517482
Reposted by @mactheknight.bsky.socialKen Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 04/08/2026That's what taxes are, man. That's the definition of taxes. "You are subsidizing things you might never use" man shut the fuck up. My taxes currently subsidize like oil company exec private jets, you think I'm upset at low-income people eating inexpensive bananas? 10995492182
Reposted by @mactheknight.bsky.socialRocko’s Modern Basilisk @scratchbomb.bsky.social · 03/08/2026i’m never gonna be able to fire a cruise missile yet the question of using my tax dollars for them has never been up for debate 10093352139
Reposted by @mactheknight.bsky.socialwint @dril.bsky.social · 02/08/2026It's Little Tiny Ass Dick Month. If you celebrate, you probably got a stupid ass nasty little dick. Go fuck your self 654892833
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Reposted by @mactheknight.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 23/07/2026‘That’s All I’m Saying,’ Repeats Man Who Keeps Saying More Stuff 192031255
Reposted by @mactheknight.bsky.socialGeorge Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 14/07/2026I'll straight up listen to elevator music in a house and house music in an elevator. I really don't give a shit anymore. 211211167
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mactheknight.bsky.social @mactheknight.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Obsession review: 5/5 scary and funny. Its hard for a horror movie to stick the landing but I think they nailed it. 0150
Reposted by @mactheknight.bsky.socialrob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 16/06/2026detective: you're a sick son of a bitch, you know it? that bird was your friend of 10, 12 years and you drop a big fuckin boulder on him. wile e. coyote: i swear to god man i didn't think it was gonna work. it never works. oh god. detective: nevada's a death penalty state. 4279801629
Reposted by @mactheknight.bsky.socialJade @ap.jade.ellis.link · 31/05/2026The three genders (nonbuynary) 3388802805
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mactheknight.bsky.social @mactheknight.bsky.social · 04/06/2026If I was a reporter, and had to go to a trump thing, the first thing I would ask when he finished talking would be: "hey man, what the fuck are you talking about?" 0161
Reposted by @mactheknight.bsky.socialsoup_ @estroclysm.neocities.org · 02/06/2026polaroid sounds like a slur for antarcticans 103484518
Reposted by @mactheknight.bsky.socialDougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 01/04/2026if you dont know hexadecimal i feel bad for you son i got 9D9 problems thats 2521 4664121
Reposted by @mactheknight.bsky.socialJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Do people mad about the odyssey casting know about bible characters being cast as vegetables 5656641219
Reposted by @mactheknight.bsky.socialInexplicably Prefers X Over This @bhabyyoda.bsky.social · 20/05/2026 114310
Reposted by @mactheknight.bsky.socialAlex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Ok this is driving me insane. I’m looking for a hip hop song — released between 1996-1999. Downtempo. The chorus is a horn sample and the phrase “who you with boy” over and over 4192
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Reposted by @mactheknight.bsky.socialHello, it's Dan McDaid @danmcdaid.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Got a notification from a medieval copyright lawyer 122156792657
Reposted by @mactheknight.bsky.socialJack Hank @realjackpeterson.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Never getting lost in the woods with a man again. He just kept yelling at me about something he kept calling cum piss 🤨 #Drake #manvsbear #lostinthewoods #lost 122
Reposted by @mactheknight.bsky.socialAdam Roberts @adamroberts.bsky.social · 10/05/2026Surely they've suffered enough? 250189462533
Reposted by @mactheknight.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 09/05/2026Man Directs Full Force Of Anecdote Toward Single Person After Rest Of Group Moves On To Different Topic theonion.com/man-directs-full-force… 212018150
Reposted by @mactheknight.bsky.sociale.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 07/05/2026wandering the Sonora desert in a carefree fashion like 194116332196
Reposted by @mactheknight.bsky.socialmuch like your posting @mlyp.bsky.social · 29/04/2026damn right! 702557482
Reposted by @mactheknight.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 28/04/2026The Epstein Cover-Up Goes All The Way To The Almost Top. theonion.info. 283551597
Reposted by @mactheknight.bsky.socialBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 20/04/2026With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars. We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director. Please stand by for more. 816335427972
Reposted by @mactheknight.bsky.socialAlex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 06/04/2026Hello my name is Alex Goldman and I used to host the Reply All podcast. A lot of people liked that show. Now I make @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social which if you liked reply all you’d probably like well. The thing is that a lot of people who liked Reply All don’t know my new show exists. 420799
Reposted by @mactheknight.bsky.social🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 11/03/2026I’m no expert but I think bombing cities is always wrong because you can’t control who they kill after you drop them and once someone is killed they die forever. Just my 2 cents 432631
Reposted by @mactheknight.bsky.socialAlex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 11/12/2025A couple months ago, @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social collaborated with baker and dessert detective Claire Saffitz on recreating a beloved cake, simply by descriptions and photos of that cake. And now Claire has a video on how to make it! Good luck and happy munchin’youtu.beCan Claire Saffitz Rebuild a Closed Brooklyn Bakery’s Iconic Cake? | Dessert PersonYouTube video by Claire Saffitz x Dessert Person 517330
mactheknight.bsky.social @mactheknight.bsky.social · 13/11/2025Pride & Prejudice: 2 Pride 2 Prejudice 131
mactheknight.bsky.social @mactheknight.bsky.social · 15/08/2025Guy behind me at Olive Garden unironically said "fiddlesticks!" 010
mactheknight.bsky.social @mactheknight.bsky.social · 14/08/2025Everyone says peanut butter all day long but the second I say pee-butt nutter they look at me like im the crazy one?!? Get real. 021
