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Chris Terry-Enescu @cjterry.bsky.social · 16h
This child is 13 and was testifying without an attorney present. Monsters.
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Jonn Elledge @jonnelledge.bsky.social · 20h
The BBC news summary this morning went seamlessly from "critics warn PM scrapping triple lock would be electoral suicide" to "critics ask if PM has nerve to make tough decisions" and I don't think it's a particularly pro Burnham stance to suggest he might not be the entire problem here.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 28/09/2026
“i woke up every morning and name searched myself on twitter. i am normal by the way”
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Jonathan Portes @jdportes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"In order to deliver the PM's promise to save social care we need a permanent class of indentured migrant workers without labour rights".
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Magnificent trolling in Brum
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 26/09/2026
This is another great, approachable explainer on “the rationalist wackos who have managed to take over much of the AI industry, and who now have tons of money and political power.” www.iankduncan.com/personal/202...
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Sex, AI, and the Apocalypse - Ian Duncan
How a community devoted to thinking clearly incubated salvation stories, abusive experiments, race science, and an affection for autocracy, and why that history matters now that its alumni are asking ...
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Henry Mance @henrymance.ft.com · 25/09/2026
it's been less than a year, and already the socialists are forcing people to go to the opera
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The Fresh Prince of Donair @erisianrite.com · 19/09/2026
Yeah this will end up worse than cops getting scammed by basically everything to do with forensic pseudoscience
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The A.V. Club @avclub.com · 19/09/2026
Host Ken Jennings confessed to asking his writers to slip a reference to a beloved viral Jeopardy! joke into Friday's episode.
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Jeopardy! hid a deep-cut Bluesky joke about "the slut gnomes of false Berlin" in today's episode
Jeopardy! hid a deep-cut Bluesky joke about "the slut gnomes of false Berlin" in today's episode
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
incredibly well-done resident evil teaser from a movie theater
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots.
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☀️ Starshine @starshine.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
fucking the text man for texts
An EPIC mount! (warcraft players look inside) - w4m
Hello I need 5000 world of gold for my epic flying mount. In return you can mount me.

You have to have an account on the laughing skull server and I want the 5000 gold BEFORE we do anything, we can make the trade at your place since I can't host. EDIT: Because I am having a lot of dumb guys message me who clearly don't have the gold make SURE to send: a picture of yourself and a screenshot of your character with the 5000g, I will be checking armory profiles, thanks.

I play a level 70 night elf druid and would prefer someone who was into roleplaying (I have a costume!) but honestly anyone will do, as long as you have the gold. I would also be ok with a woman too, as long as you have the gold! Also not adverse to the idea of groups\anal.

Please send a pic and be real and drug\disease free with 5000 gold on the laughing skull server.
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Joe Brusuelas @joebrusuelas.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Dated Brent crude or the delivery price for a physical barrel of oil today reached $130.65 below the wartime high of $144.46. One would expect a test of that in coming days/weeks. Winter is coming.
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Alexander Clarkson @aphclarkson.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
To think a few moves down the board more than a lot of analysis, it's worth considering what happens to Gulf as well as wider Middle East political economies if in response to current wars there the global energy system pivots substantially away from its oil and gas supplies
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Jess Miers 🦝 @jmiers230.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Here's what I actually think these incidents reveal (instead of a rogue AI terminator situation): Much of the infra we expect to be hardened is actually being held together by glue and popsicle sticks.
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Sam (ABeardedPanda) @abeardedpanda.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This is honestly one of the funnier ways to keep Putin locked up in his bunker
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Hassinator @hassinator.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
a great letter in the times today. perhaps worth sharing in these troubled times. #RNLI #heroes
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Stephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I know that the in doctrine in English politics is to imagine that cities are occupied by, I don’t know, ghosts, but it is in fact a good and desirable policy aim that all our core cities (aka “population centres”) have good, free museums and galleries.
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James @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It can only good happen. It can only good happen. It can only good happen. It can only good happen. It can only good happen. othermeans.substack.com/p/the-wheels...
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The Wheels Are Coming Off
It Can Only Good Happen
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Sam Freedman @samfr.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
New post: Young people are increasingly unhappy. It's a real phenomenon + nothing to do with "snowflakes". There are lots of standard culprits - social media, school, economy - but none can explain the long-term trend. So what is going on? (£/free trial) samf.substack.com/p/the-agency...
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The Agency Gap
Why are young people increasingly unhappy?
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Robert Saunders @robertsaunders.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
A serious democratic society simply cannot allow this. That's £72 million from just two men. (Both, until lately, based overseas). The average UK earner (full-time) would have to work for over 1,800 years to raise that much. It's a nuclear strike on any pretence at the equality of political power
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Colin Murray @colinmurray.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
A campaign for *MSF* to be banned as a terrorist group (on the paper thin basis of claims about 2 past employees) is the product of the UK Govt being willing to divorce any meaningful conception of societal threat from its use of proscription powers. Govt needs to wake up to the madness of this:
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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I thought Keir Starmer was bad, and that having a Principal with even a vague sense of direction would help, but the more time goes on the more convinced I become that the Labour Party is fundamentally incapable of doing the basic bits of preserving a state, even to their own detriment.
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András Forgács W @andraswf.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Turn it all into council flats
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
13-year anniversary of Subway getting really mad at us.
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New Subway Promotion To Honor Subtember 11
MILFORD, CT—Citing a wide range of deals customers will “never forget,” fast food chain Subway announced an exciting new promotion this week to honor and commemorate Subtember 11. “With a number of te...
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Steve Peers @stevepeers.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Lifeboat museum forced to close after abuse from thugs www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Poole Old Lifeboat Museum shuts after protesters target volunteers
The museum in Poole says it will remain closed until until the anti-migrant protests stop.
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Tuffy @smtuffy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Welp, this looks bad
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Daniel Sugarman @danielsugarman.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This Neo-Nazi is attempting to target RNLI volunteers. The police have to act, and the Prime Minister should be making a public statement.
Neo Nazi attempts to target RNLI volunteers
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Sam Freedman @samfr.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
One reason England does so well is our second generation immigrants outperform their peers which is not true in most OECD countries. We are also very good at integration. And it's v sad that this is never acknowledge in debates on immigration.
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Mic Wright @brokenbottleboy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
A detail missing from The Times story… the woman who took the photo shared it to a Facebook group called ‘South east patriots’.
Facebook post showing the photo of three white women on a train with a group of black-clad, masked men being shared to a group called ‘South east patriots’
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Helene von Bismarck @helenebismarck.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Seriously, what more do you need to be worried, if MASKED uniformed men closing down your critical infrastructure are not enough?
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Dr Jo Kershaw @mthrjo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The RNLI have some of the best people in Britain volunteering for them. They put their lives on the line when they are called on and they will rescue anyone who needs them. Because every life matters, and offering help is the right thing to do. You can donate here: rnli.org
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RNLI - Royal National Lifeboat Institution - Saving Lives at Sea
The RNLI is the charity that saves lives at sea. We do this through lifeboat search and rescue, lifeguards, water safety education and international interventions.
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
obviously the issue starts at the top with burnham setting the tone but i genuinely do think mahmood is indefensibly bad at her job and is creating a bad pattern when responding to this stuff. at least say youre gonna send everybody causing trouble to jail regardless of their beliefs!
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Michael @michaeljsc.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
it’s one thing to think the problem is just Starmer and McSweeney. it’s another to have watched them crown the prince across the water, bring him back as a conquering hero, and then make the same mistakes without any serious dissent from the hundreds of Labour MPs. makes it look unfixable.
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John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 06/09/2026
There's a lot of people, from the parliamentary party downwards who have just not clocked how radical Farage is, and how that is accelerating, and think a Reform government will essentially be rebadged bog standard Toryism.
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Steve Peers @stevepeers.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
"Spontaneous", is it
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Andy Scollick @andyscollick.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The prospect of such a fascist paramilitary group refining its 'storm' tactics AND arming itself should focus the minds of the UK Government and security services. At this sort of scale, an armed 'storm' action would be beyond police - even specialist counter-terrorism units - ability to deal with.
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Alex Hall Hall @alexhh.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Two tier policing. Arrest retired folk peacefully protesting genocide in Gaza. Allow right wing thugs to block streets and ports. I know which group presents the real threat to democracy and the so-called “British way of life”, which these vigilante bullies preposterously claim to be defending.
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Jonn Elledge @jonnelledge.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I simply do not understand what's going on in Labour that renders its leaders incapable of finding a TV camera and speaking out against street violence. Even if you assume they agree about immigration, violence is wrong, unpopular AND against the interests of any even vaguely left wing govt.
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Dave Vetter @davidrvetter.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Content warning: Multiple men violently assault a female protester at Reform's conference at the Birmingham NEC, to the visible delight of Nigel Farage.
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Eryk Salvaggio @eryk.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The fact of the matter is that AI is language without the demands of an other subjectivity and language is a riff we can ride for a very long time: that kind of vacancy is a magnet for projecting fantasies of all kinds, hope and fear alike. We get nowhere on “AI” until we tackle that.
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#StupidSuez @diplomatofnight.com · 01/09/2026
The Financial Times calls on the EU to suspend its entire association agreement, which covers trade and scientific cooperation as well as cultural initiatives, with Israel over Israel's "de facto annexation" of the illegally occupied West Bank. They also call for a trade ban on settler goods.
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Israel’s de facto annexation of the West Bank
New housing tenders could end chance of a contiguous Palestinian state
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Nicolas Fulghum @nicolasfulghum.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The Conservatives' plan for getting power prices down in the UK is based on cheap-to-build and cheap-to-run gas plants. In the real world, global gas markets are currently blessing the UK with the highest gas power costs since late 2022 (£115/MWh in fuel costs).
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Dan Douglas @dandouglas.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
MAD KENNY: hello, i’m Mad Kenny. i have a litany of previous convictions and now i’m drunk and suicidal and i’m going to go out in a 160mph fireball THE JUSTICE SYSTEM: that’s okay, you can drive again in a few years
Footage shows a road menace grandad who threatened to cause carnage on the Coast Road before doing 125mph despite police repeatedly ramming him. Kenneth Davison
rang police at 8am on Wednesday April 8 this year telling a 999 call handler he was "Mad Kenny".
Behaving erratically and aggressively, the 61-year-old asked to speak to the officer in command. He said he was going to cause carnage on the Coast Road and said it needed to be closed because he was going to drive at 160mph and "go bang". He said he would "end it all" and asked for the road to be closed so no one else got hurt.Davison, of Ellington Close, Newcastle, who has 17 previous convictions, pleaded guilty to dangerous driving, failing to stop after an accident and failing to provide a specimen. He was sentenced to 14 months suspended for 18 months with 150 hours unpaid work, an alcohol abstinence monitoring requirement for 120 days and was banned from driving for 30 months.
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Pile Of Garbage @pileofgarbage.net · 01/09/2026
I love how Werner Herzog is ALWAYS like this:
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
A lot of high minded discourse about ‘Woke’ v1 sort of elides what seems to me a pretty simple reason that it comes in for harsh criticism: it’s perceived as losing. Something controversial when you win get’s perceived as a bold strategem. If you lose it’s a fuckup.
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Daniel Sugarman @danielsugarman.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The world's most notorious custard-pie thrower is dead. What an obituary. He got Bernard-Henri Lévy seven times.
​Known to his army of fans as L’Entarteur or Georges le Gloupier, Godin launched his career as a serial deflator of egos in 1969, when he planted a tarte à la crème on the face of the French novelist Marguerite Duras (“She has a kind of intelligence and cleverness that serves only her own vanity,” he complained), and he went on to “pie” a cast list of celebrities for sins ranging from pomposity to “choosing to function in the service of the capitalist status quo”.The same could not be said of Bernard-Henri Lévy, one of France’s “new philosophers,” whose provocative views on sex, frequent appearances on television and penchant for white silk shirts unbuttoned practically to the navel, had made him a cult figure – and one of Godin’s most satisfying victims.

Levy once declared: “I am the most gifted writer of my generation,” and often boasted of his reasonableness and tolerance, but he was forced to endure footage being repeatedly shown on French television of himself, covered in cream, during a visit to the Belgian city of Liège, trying to strangle Godin and shouting: “Get up, or I’ll kick your head in.”Noël Godin was born on September 13 1945 and came to pie-throwing after a rebellious youth in which he scandalised the priests in the confessional by speaking of his “horrible sexual life”, and was thrown out of Liège University after emptying a pot of glue over the head of a law lecturer who had helped write the constitution for the Portuguese dictator António de Oliveira Salazar.

He found work at Friends of Film, an obscure magazine published by the Belgian Catholic League. It had a tiny readership, which was just as well, as Godin made up most of his articles. In one he claimed that Louis Armstrong had once been a cannibal and had invested in a film called The Vegetables of Good Will in which Claudia Cardinale played a giant endive.

In another he conjured up a fictional blind Thai filmmaker named Vivian Pei, describing her film, The Lotus Flower Will Never Again Grow on the Edge of Your Island, in such convincing terms that an Asian film specialist travelled to Thailand in an effort to track her down.“We’re very careful not to hurt people,’’ he explained. “Well, they are hurt, but always in their amour-propre.”

In 1995 Godin published an autobiography, Cream and Punishment. His other targets over the years included the New Wave director Jean-Luc Godard (who charmed his assailant by hailing the attack as a homage to silent film), the French politician Nicolas Sarkozy, the choreographer Maurice Béjart and the Ryanair chairman Michael O​’Leary. He tended not to pick Belgian victims, he explained, because few would notice if he did.
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"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Instead, when analyzed over time, first system warfare can be *spectacularly* lethal on a per capita basis, with military mortality rates in these societies being observed between 10 and 30%, which is basically, "what if WWII In Eastern Europe, but all the time?" levels of military mortality.
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Rootin' Tuteankhamun @tenderbeefsteak.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
My SIL is teaching remotely at a school in southern Illinois and I was not ready to learn about the mascot
A mascot painted on the wall of a high school. It says  “cornjerkers” and the mascot is an awful ear of corn with brown hair holding a football and kicking, I want to say, a soccer ball.
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Alex von Tunzelmann @alexvont.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
It’s not really worth reading Graham Linehan’s whole piece, but I’m trying to imagine how you could quote this message from a friend and think it reflects poorly on him, not you
He deflected. "I'm sorry your wound is so deep that you can't find a way to heal and resume a more varied life," he wrote. "You can still be as GC as you like, but it will be a hell of a lot better for you and for everyone if you manage it." Not a word on whether I was right. Just a suggestion that the fact I was still saying it, after everything it had cost me, was the symptom that needed treating.
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