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I Travel Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 20/09/2026
“Some people just don’t feel safe with Black people sharing a bathroom with them and we should acknowledge and honor that sincerely held sentiment.”
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
if you aren't cool with trans people I'm not gonna brake when I see you crossing the street. bare minimum position on this particular matter by the way
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
andrew what do you think about trans kids playing high school sports? “i actually dont think about childrens genitals, what a bizarre question”
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Impossible to hear "Anne Hathaway" and not reply, "Doth she?"
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
However much you hate British media, it is not enough www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/09...
How having a disability became cool
Young women, nicknamed ‘sickfluencers’, are turning chronic illness into a lifestyle trend and entrenching a culture of economic inactivity

Young women are also more likely to get caught up in “social contagion” – the spontaneous spread of behaviours or emotions previously observed by sociologists in “outbreaks” of bulimia, self-harm and transgender ideology. What may have otherwise been transitory feelings are seized upon and obsessed over until they form a central pillar of a person’s identity. A chronic-illness influencer won’t want to get “better” any more than a female-bodied transgender person would want to re-identify with their sex.
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 18/11/2024
Fellas, trust me, you're thinking about this all wrong, ladies don't care if you're tall or short, rich or poor, handsome or not, they aren't about such shallow things, they only care about one thing and that is that you leave them alone
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John Walton @thatjohn.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
this second session being impossible to schedule is the most D&D thing you could possibly imagine
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MacCrocodile @maccrocodile.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
“Fun” fact: that was going to be Big Bird, but he was too big.
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🧟‍♀️ Ditty Doop and the Creppy Spoops 🎃 @goosname.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
“What if the confederate flag I fly in my yard was one I stole from Walmart?” That’s what you sound like when you say you’re gonna pirate Harry Potter.
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grant @grantpardee.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
"Tiny Tim, who DESERVED to die,"
Gonzo in Muppet Christmas Carol delivering the line "And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die"
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Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 01/09/2026
Honestly “what if Ebenezer Scrooge was actually right” really does sound exactly like the sort of movie an abuser would make
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John Leavitt @leavittalone.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
And now we wait
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Mo Ryan @moryan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
every billionaire & tech mogul, they all want to be adored & celebrated without doing the things Dolly did with a fraction of the power & money. What she had, she gave away. I'm sure she was comfortable (& that's good!). But she just relentlessly helped. It's not that difficult. Love. Care. Help. 💚🌸
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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
One way you know Dolly Parton lived life the right way: I don’t think anyone’s going to get fired for accurately quoting Dolly Parton today.
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MacCrocodile @maccrocodile.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Today would be a great day for the president to say absolutely nothing. More than usual.
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026
[Exit Queen.]
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ceej @ceej.online · 22/08/2026
this guy is out of his mind, trans rights forever
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Mr Too Damn Bueno 🎉 @bergoesbueno.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
“charlie brown had homes.” no he didn’t. that isn’t true.
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MacCrocodile @maccrocodile.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
A meme in the style of the Now That's What I Call Music logo, text: "NOW a warning?"
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J @jkmiami89.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
there literally are no good-faith concerns about trans girls participating in high school sports. it is children playing games with their friends, its about confidence and relationship-building. let kids play with their friends.
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Concerns over fake phenomena cannot be held in good faith. There's no such thing as "good faith" concern over razorblades in Halloween apples or vaccines causing autism. If you still have 'concerns' about these issues you are uninformed, a bigot or being manipulated. No other option.
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404 Media @404media.co · 28/07/2026
Police arrested a teacher for clapping during a city council meeting last week. They went to the meeting of Emporia, Kansas City Commission to speak out against a proposed hyperscale data center that would sit on 1,000 acres of rural land. @mjgault.bsky.social reports www.404media.co/person-oppos...
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Alan Baxter @alanbaxter.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
You can kill a French vampire with a baguette. It's a painstaking process but it works.
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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Real America is sick of movies with no trans people in them, ignore them at your peril Hollyweird
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Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 24/07/2026
The core of existential despair is contained within the fact that we only get to live once. Life comes and goes, each minute never to return. And the worst part is, none of our life gets to be lived in the Sombrero Galaxy.
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MacCrocodile @maccrocodile.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
The two giants (Big Boy and the Jolly Green Giant) and the two heads of state (Burger King and Little Caesar) who presumably command armies.
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Justice Putnam @justiceputnam.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
The fuckers called Eisenhower a commie and the interstate highway system a commie plot to make America commie, just so you know how long this commie bullshit has been going on.
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MacCrocodile @maccrocodile.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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Fozzie Bear & Kermit the Frog on Muppetwiki
Alt: Identical twin brothers Kermit and Fozzie.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
The Democratic presidential debates need to have spring loaded traps underneath each candidate and any time one of them says "we need to move on" or "I'm focused on the future, not the past" they should be immediately launched through the roof of the auditorium.
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Johnny Normality @probgobl.in · 13/07/2026
"Don't speak ill of the dead": lame, weak of spirit, just suffer the predations of the wicked in silence. "The evil that men do lives after them; The good is oft interred with their bones": acknowledges that effect is as important as intent, literal actual Shakespeare, go ahead and talk your shit.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 12/07/2026
i know you’re looking for it. here she is, girls. here she is, world
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Thomas Lecaque @tlecaque.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
To be a historian is to speak ill of the dead and the rest of you should take more history classes and join us.
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Alive in Chicago (municipal boundary) @mosermostly.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
We should invent a kind of canceling where the guy goes away
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 03/07/2026
france beating england on american soil for the US 250th anniversary would be incredible
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Dr. Jonathan N. Stea @jonathanstea.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
90s scientists: “We cloned a sheep! We landed a robot on mars!” Scientists today: “Please stop drinking bleach and urine smoothies.”
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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Pope : with mercy and love and deep regret, i must call this a schismatic act Half of bluesky with their shirts off and earrings out ready to brawl outside applebees : GET THEIR ASSES WOOOOO
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Keith @mosheroperandi.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Trump: It's not working! Why don't they love the fair? How do I make the crowds cheer? Oracle of DC: If you test your strength against the heat with a very long speech, the nation will celebrate harder than they ever have. They will party in the streets. No one will ever forget the night.
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Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 02/07/2026
They should make a Goofus and Gallant for grownups, but they kiss now
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MacCrocodile @maccrocodile.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Ernest Hemingway:
An empty high chair against a wall. On the wall above is a sign that reads “RECYCLABLE ALUMINUM CANS ONLY”. A recycling bin is poking just into frame to the left.
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 01/07/2026
DONT GET THE DISCORD SUBPOENAED
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Matt @mattlibrarian.eurosky.social · 01/07/2026
Anyone saying they want to do a genital check on kids before they can play on a sports team needs to get a throat punch and be curb-stomped until they change their shitty life choices
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Assigned Media @assignedmedia.org · 29/06/2026
We need to recognize what happened to Scott Wiener at the San Francisco Trans Pride March as antisemitism, and finally purge this poison from left wing movements. A new opinion piece by Evan Urquhart, @evanurquhart.bsky.social, only on Assigned Media. assignedmedia.org/breaking-new...
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Scott Wiener’s Viral Harassment is What Left Antisemitism Looks Like - Assigned Media
An opportunist at the Trans Pride March in Sanfrancisco harnassed suspicion and hatred of Jews for his own purposes.
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Dan Chibnall @bookowl.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
"How can you not be romantic about baseball?"
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 20/06/2026
people say things like "dragons being in every mythology around the world means they probably existed!" but like, literally every single kid friend group in the world throughout history came up with the idea for the floor is lava all on their own. just means humans think kinda alike.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Absolutely this. Two kinds of people talk about IQ scores like they're meaningful -- very dumb people and very racist people, and they're usually both.
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
The Knicks victory is generating so much passion and excitement that if it ran in a primary election, Establishment Democrats would not support it.
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mary worth is lit @wilburwurthless.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
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