Reposted by MacCrocodileI Travel Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 20/09/2026“Some people just don’t feel safe with Black people sharing a bathroom with them and we should acknowledge and honor that sincerely held sentiment.” 326936
Reposted by MacCrocodileCohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 19/09/2026if you aren't cool with trans people I'm not gonna brake when I see you crossing the street. bare minimum position on this particular matter by the way 448676
Reposted by MacCrocodileAndrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 11/09/2026andrew what do you think about trans kids playing high school sports? “i actually dont think about childrens genitals, what a bizarre question” 171996343
Reposted by MacCrocodileAlasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Impossible to hear "Anne Hathaway" and not reply, "Doth she?" 1950658
Reposted by MacCrocodileMichael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026However much you hate British media, it is not enough www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/09... 13758101210
Reposted by MacCrocodileTyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 18/11/2024Fellas, trust me, you're thinking about this all wrong, ladies don't care if you're tall or short, rich or poor, handsome or not, they aren't about such shallow things, they only care about one thing and that is that you leave them alone 8626122
Reposted by MacCrocodileJohn Walton @thatjohn.bsky.social · 04/09/2026this second session being impossible to schedule is the most D&D thing you could possibly imagine 3483372484
MacCrocodile @maccrocodile.bsky.social · 03/09/2026“Fun” fact: that was going to be Big Bird, but he was too big. 010
Reposted by MacCrocodile🧟♀️ Ditty Doop and the Creppy Spoops 🎃 @goosname.bsky.social · 02/09/2026“What if the confederate flag I fly in my yard was one I stole from Walmart?” That’s what you sound like when you say you’re gonna pirate Harry Potter. 71082474
Reposted by MacCrocodilegrant @grantpardee.bsky.social · 31/08/2026"Tiny Tim, who DESERVED to die," 9297882596
Reposted by MacCrocodileTrung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 01/09/2026Honestly “what if Ebenezer Scrooge was actually right” really does sound exactly like the sort of movie an abuser would make 91664245
Reposted by MacCrocodileMo Ryan @moryan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026every billionaire & tech mogul, they all want to be adored & celebrated without doing the things Dolly did with a fraction of the power & money. What she had, she gave away. I'm sure she was comfortable (& that's good!). But she just relentlessly helped. It's not that difficult. Love. Care. Help. 💚🌸 1188852400
Reposted by MacCrocodileGarrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026One way you know Dolly Parton lived life the right way: I don’t think anyone’s going to get fired for accurately quoting Dolly Parton today. 227395187139
MacCrocodile @maccrocodile.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Today would be a great day for the president to say absolutely nothing. More than usual. 140
Reposted by MacCrocodileceej @ceej.online · 22/08/2026this guy is out of his mind, trans rights forever 748550
Reposted by MacCrocodileMr Too Damn Bueno 🎉 @bergoesbueno.bsky.social · 11/08/2026“charlie brown had homes.” no he didn’t. that isn’t true. 393479451
Reposted by MacCrocodileJ @jkmiami89.bsky.social · 30/07/2026there literally are no good-faith concerns about trans girls participating in high school sports. it is children playing games with their friends, its about confidence and relationship-building. let kids play with their friends. 282401458
Reposted by MacCrocodileMichael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Concerns over fake phenomena cannot be held in good faith. There's no such thing as "good faith" concern over razorblades in Halloween apples or vaccines causing autism. If you still have 'concerns' about these issues you are uninformed, a bigot or being manipulated. No other option. 132043483
Reposted by MacCrocodile404 Media @404media.co · 28/07/2026Police arrested a teacher for clapping during a city council meeting last week. They went to the meeting of Emporia, Kansas City Commission to speak out against a proposed hyperscale data center that would sit on 1,000 acres of rural land. @mjgault.bsky.social reports www.404media.co/person-oppos... 16624151094
Reposted by MacCrocodileAlan Baxter @alanbaxter.bsky.social · 25/07/2026You can kill a French vampire with a baguette. It's a painstaking process but it works. 21279542155
Reposted by MacCrocodileKylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Real America is sick of movies with no trans people in them, ignore them at your peril Hollyweird 02828418
Reposted by MacCrocodileExistential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 24/07/2026The core of existential despair is contained within the fact that we only get to live once. Life comes and goes, each minute never to return. And the worst part is, none of our life gets to be lived in the Sombrero Galaxy. 1321027
MacCrocodile @maccrocodile.bsky.social · 24/07/2026The two giants (Big Boy and the Jolly Green Giant) and the two heads of state (Burger King and Little Caesar) who presumably command armies. 020
Reposted by MacCrocodileJustice Putnam @justiceputnam.bsky.social · 21/07/2026The fuckers called Eisenhower a commie and the interstate highway system a commie plot to make America commie, just so you know how long this commie bullshit has been going on. 292213506
MacCrocodile @maccrocodile.bsky.social · 19/07/2026static.klipy.comFozzie Bear & Kermit the Frog on MuppetwikiAlt: Identical twin brothers Kermit and Fozzie. 030
Reposted by MacCrocodileKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 18/07/2026The Democratic presidential debates need to have spring loaded traps underneath each candidate and any time one of them says "we need to move on" or "I'm focused on the future, not the past" they should be immediately launched through the roof of the auditorium. 21782861498
Reposted by MacCrocodileJohnny Normality @probgobl.in · 13/07/2026"Don't speak ill of the dead": lame, weak of spirit, just suffer the predations of the wicked in silence. "The evil that men do lives after them; The good is oft interred with their bones": acknowledges that effect is as important as intent, literal actual Shakespeare, go ahead and talk your shit. 0235
Reposted by MacCrocodilemattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 12/07/2026i know you’re looking for it. here she is, girls. here she is, world 1581072155
Reposted by MacCrocodileThomas Lecaque @tlecaque.bsky.social · 12/07/2026To be a historian is to speak ill of the dead and the rest of you should take more history classes and join us. 155188824438
Reposted by MacCrocodileAlive in Chicago (municipal boundary) @mosermostly.bsky.social · 09/07/2026We should invent a kind of canceling where the guy goes away 8394431864
Reposted by MacCrocodileGOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 03/07/2026france beating england on american soil for the US 250th anniversary would be incredible 525520
Reposted by MacCrocodileDr. Jonathan N. Stea @jonathanstea.bsky.social · 03/07/202690s scientists: “We cloned a sheep! We landed a robot on mars!” Scientists today: “Please stop drinking bleach and urine smoothies.” 21991311868
Reposted by MacCrocodilehammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Pope : with mercy and love and deep regret, i must call this a schismatic act Half of bluesky with their shirts off and earrings out ready to brawl outside applebees : GET THEIR ASSES WOOOOO 333696638
Reposted by MacCrocodileKeith @mosheroperandi.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Trump: It's not working! Why don't they love the fair? How do I make the crowds cheer? Oracle of DC: If you test your strength against the heat with a very long speech, the nation will celebrate harder than they ever have. They will party in the streets. No one will ever forget the night. 4148851033
Reposted by MacCrocodileTrung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 02/07/2026They should make a Goofus and Gallant for grownups, but they kiss now 101018
Reposted by MacCrocodile👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 01/07/2026DONT GET THE DISCORD SUBPOENAED 71108
Reposted by MacCrocodileMatt @mattlibrarian.eurosky.social · 01/07/2026Anyone saying they want to do a genital check on kids before they can play on a sports team needs to get a throat punch and be curb-stomped until they change their shitty life choices 447111931991
Reposted by MacCrocodileAssigned Media @assignedmedia.org · 29/06/2026We need to recognize what happened to Scott Wiener at the San Francisco Trans Pride March as antisemitism, and finally purge this poison from left wing movements. A new opinion piece by Evan Urquhart, @evanurquhart.bsky.social, only on Assigned Media. assignedmedia.org/breaking-new...assignedmedia.orgScott Wiener’s Viral Harassment is What Left Antisemitism Looks Like - Assigned MediaAn opportunist at the Trans Pride March in Sanfrancisco harnassed suspicion and hatred of Jews for his own purposes. 931429375
Reposted by MacCrocodileDan Chibnall @bookowl.bsky.social · 20/06/2026"How can you not be romantic about baseball?" 19263141399
Reposted by MacCrocodileTyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 20/06/2026people say things like "dragons being in every mythology around the world means they probably existed!" but like, literally every single kid friend group in the world throughout history came up with the idea for the floor is lava all on their own. just means humans think kinda alike. 2123418
Reposted by MacCrocodileKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Absolutely this. Two kinds of people talk about IQ scores like they're meaningful -- very dumb people and very racist people, and they're usually both. 612565372
Reposted by MacCrocodileFrank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 14/06/2026The Knicks victory is generating so much passion and excitement that if it ran in a primary election, Establishment Democrats would not support it. 262973525