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MacCrocodile @maccrocodile.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“but critics say” go fuck yourself
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Jess Keating @jesskeatingbooks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hey yeah, friendly reminder that men denying or minimizing the work of women and taking credit for it themselves happens so much we have a NAME for it. (It’s the Matilda Effect.) 2nd fun fact: I’ve written many bios of women in STEM at this point and this is *always a factor in their history*
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JLRay @jlray.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Whoa, one of the pedophiles responsible for the GOP's political power just died. No, not that one, the other one. No, not that one, the other one. No, not that one, the other one. No, not that one, the other one. No, not that one, the other one. No, not that one, the other wgntv.com/news/chicago...
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Former House Speaker Dennis Hastert dies at 84
Former U.S. House Speaker John Hastert has died at the age of 84 from natural causes.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hey, I’m just asking questions. Ignorant questions, bigoted questions, questions that have been repeatedly answered for many years. Sorry, but I’m not listening to answers right now; I’m far too busy asking questions. It’s called being intellectually curious.
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MacCrocodile @maccrocodile.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is great, happy to see more of your work, even if it's for a child.
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MacCrocodile @maccrocodile.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Illustration bu J. J. Grandville
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MacCrocodile @maccrocodile.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
She was originally called Miss Piggy Lee, a play on Peggy Lee.
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I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 20/09/2026
“Some people just don’t feel safe with Black people sharing a bathroom with them and we should acknowledge and honor that sincerely held sentiment.”
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
if you aren't cool with trans people I'm not gonna brake when I see you crossing the street. bare minimum position on this particular matter by the way
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MacCrocodile @maccrocodile.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Be a real shame if someone left it out in the rain.
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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MacCrocodile @maccrocodile.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Pathetic.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
andrew what do you think about trans kids playing high school sports? “i actually dont think about childrens genitals, what a bizarre question”
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MacCrocodile @maccrocodile.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Were you hoping to get a Pulitzer for the nth think piece about how the Democrats need to become Republicans? Shut the fuck up, dipshit.
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MacCrocodile @maccrocodile.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This is embarrassing. Quit your job. Return your degree.
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MacCrocodile @maccrocodile.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Imagine losing a role to that thing.
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MacCrocodile @maccrocodile.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
We get it, you’re stupid. Try something new
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MacCrocodile @maccrocodile.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
In a While Crocodile, set in Crocodile Los Angeles
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MacCrocodile @maccrocodile.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
It used to be a Pizza Hut
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Impossible to hear "Anne Hathaway" and not reply, "Doth she?"
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MacCrocodile @maccrocodile.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
He literally died in the middle of making light of the thing that killed him. If that's not a message from God, well, I don't know what is.
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
However much you hate British media, it is not enough www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/09...
How having a disability became cool
Young women, nicknamed ‘sickfluencers’, are turning chronic illness into a lifestyle trend and entrenching a culture of economic inactivity

Young women are also more likely to get caught up in “social contagion” – the spontaneous spread of behaviours or emotions previously observed by sociologists in “outbreaks” of bulimia, self-harm and transgender ideology. What may have otherwise been transitory feelings are seized upon and obsessed over until they form a central pillar of a person’s identity. A chronic-illness influencer won’t want to get “better” any more than a female-bodied transgender person would want to re-identify with their sex.
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MacCrocodile @maccrocodile.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
It’s not raising questions to call out an objective fact. They are clearly illegal and you should say so.
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 18/11/2024
Fellas, trust me, you're thinking about this all wrong, ladies don't care if you're tall or short, rich or poor, handsome or not, they aren't about such shallow things, they only care about one thing and that is that you leave them alone
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John Walton @thatjohn.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
this second session being impossible to schedule is the most D&D thing you could possibly imagine
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MacCrocodile @maccrocodile.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
American evangelicals are obsessed with triggering the endtimes, which according to their reading of prophecy, requires Jews to be in control of the holy land, where they’ll either convert to Christianity or perish in the apocalypse.
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MacCrocodile @maccrocodile.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
“Fun” fact: that was going to be Big Bird, but he was too big.
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🧟‍♀️ Ditty Doop and the Creppy Spoops 🎃 @goosname.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
“What if the confederate flag I fly in my yard was one I stole from Walmart?” That’s what you sound like when you say you’re gonna pirate Harry Potter.
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grant @grantpardee.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
"Tiny Tim, who DESERVED to die,"
Gonzo in Muppet Christmas Carol delivering the line "And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die"
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Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 01/09/2026
Honestly “what if Ebenezer Scrooge was actually right” really does sound exactly like the sort of movie an abuser would make
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MacCrocodile @maccrocodile.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Buuuuuuullshit
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MacCrocodile @maccrocodile.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
One of my life goals is to someday be told I've turned into my father.
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MacCrocodile @maccrocodile.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
You’re a fucking idiot. Just the stupidest motherfucker. You should give up on… just the idea of thinking and speaking. It’s not for you. Dumbass.
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John Leavitt @leavittalone.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
And now we wait
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Mo Ryan @moryan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
every billionaire & tech mogul, they all want to be adored & celebrated without doing the things Dolly did with a fraction of the power & money. What she had, she gave away. I'm sure she was comfortable (& that's good!). But she just relentlessly helped. It's not that difficult. Love. Care. Help. 💚🌸
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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
One way you know Dolly Parton lived life the right way: I don’t think anyone’s going to get fired for accurately quoting Dolly Parton today.
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MacCrocodile @maccrocodile.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Statistically that's really hard to do with as hated as he already is.
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MacCrocodile @maccrocodile.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Today would be a great day for the president to say absolutely nothing. More than usual.
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MacCrocodile @maccrocodile.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
You really gave her the best tribute. I was tearing up just yesterday watching it.
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026
[Exit Queen.]
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ceej @ceej.online · 22/08/2026
this guy is out of his mind, trans rights forever
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MacCrocodile @maccrocodile.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I was taught in first grade to omit the final serial comma, and I hate it so much. I have to consciously insert it.
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MacCrocodile @maccrocodile.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Just searched my own handle, and the only other instance I found was someone referencing the same Hitchcock movie I originally got it from. Gave him a like, maybe he'll enjoy that notification.
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MacCrocodile @maccrocodile.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
“I did nothing, please pay me” dipshit.
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MacCrocodile @maccrocodile.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Jesus christ. Stop. Read what you just published and rethink your life. Holy fuck.
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MacCrocodile @maccrocodile.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
You're complicit in the media harassment that drove him to his death, but you'll never look inward. There is so much blood on your hands.
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MacCrocodile @maccrocodile.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
You're what's wrong with this country.
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🎃 Mr Too Damn Boo-no 👻 @bergoesbueno.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
“charlie brown had homes.” no he didn’t. that isn’t true.
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