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MacAllan Guy

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MacAllan Guy @macallanguy.bsky.social · 3h
As a longtime sports radio sicko, I think something toxic the format has perpetuated is molding every listener into an unpaid assistant GM for their favorite team. @myohwhy.bsky.social @nathanhb.bsky.social bravely dared to ask “what if winning sports games is good and should teams try to do that?”
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MacAllan Guy @macallanguy.bsky.social · 7h
That is because Chuck Schumer wants Susan Collins to win.
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MacAllan Guy @macallanguy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’m not going to make a meme, but imagine the “guy sweating while choosing between two buttons” meme and the buttons say “Angels Lose 100 games for the first time ever” and “Mariners finish with a 54% losing percentage”
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MacAllan Guy @macallanguy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I just saw a gambling help ad followed by a draft kings ad, what are we doing here?
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Unironically the PNW mindset lol
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MacAllan Guy @macallanguy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Thr 2026 Seattle Mariners were a flawed team that was annoying to watch and almost exclusively did not rise to the occasion when opportunity presented itself. I wish Dan Wilson nothing but the best in his private life, but I am looking forward no longer seeing him in the dugout. The End.
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Lookout Landing @lookoutlanding.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Other than that Mrs. Lincoln, etc.
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MacAllan Guy @macallanguy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If you can keep discussing an issue with a MAGA dude long enough and they don’t bail out eventually you will get a part in the conversation where they say “yeah so what? My dad yelled at me every day and it didn’t affect me.”
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sometimes a drug trip is a profound experience where you realize that you’ve been carrying pain in your heart for years, that you can forgive yourself. Other times you come up with a concept called “gay money” (money that’s gay) and you text your friend “gay money” days later. Both are healing. ❤️‍🩹
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MacAllan Guy @macallanguy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Dan Wilson is going to get fired in 5 days.
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MacAllan Guy @macallanguy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
““Raiding, Ritual, and Reciprocity: A Preliminary Ethnographic Survey of Tuskan Communities on Tattooine”
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MacAllan Guy @macallanguy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Seattle Mariners 2026 season was a failure. Unless it results in POBODIPOTO being fired. Then it was a success.
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Ryan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I would like to work less and still be able to live
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Nathan HawkBlogger @nathanhb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Caleb seems like a dude who does not apologize for having feelings and honestly think there’s a lot of (specifically) guys who need to see and strive to do that more
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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Bluesky users be like
I'm not like other teens
I'm in my 40s

Pic ; a frog with eyeliner nails a studded collar and nasal piercing
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 20/09/2026
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The greatest failure I could have as a parent is for my children to grow up to join the military.
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MacAllan Guy @macallanguy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
As a “mostly listens on the radio” type of fan. It’s been a real tough slog wanting to soak up the last few bits of Rick on the radio while the team is this bad.
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i can't believe how many people are willing to go 100mph on a motorcycle in medium traffic
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MacAllan Guy @macallanguy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Thr 2026 Seattle Mariners were a flawed team that was annoying to watch and almost exclusively did not rise to the occasion when opportunity presented itself. I wish Dan Wilson nothing but the best in his private life, but I am looking forward no longer seeing him in the dugout. The End.
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Timmy Jackpots, The $13,250 Diamond Dazzler @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 14/09/2026
macklemore has done a surprising amount to radicalize some people i went to middle school with about Palestine. that's neat!
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G. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 14/09/2026
Macklemore has this extremely Seattle earnestness that is pure cringe to 90% of the rest of the country, but I knew it would see him through in the end. What is cringe but earnestness persevering
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MacAllan Guy @macallanguy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
They did not hit the rocket booster
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MacAllan Guy @macallanguy.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Not a fun team. Sim to End of Season.
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MacAllan Guy @macallanguy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
That Vikings Packers game was a real swell time. Whoever plays QB, the defense seems pretty good! Also Justin Jefferson is back, yay!
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MacAllan Guy @macallanguy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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MacAllan Guy @macallanguy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Jordan Love is a Toyotathon merchant.
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MacAllan Guy @macallanguy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Damn even Alex Mayer is checked out.
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Every goddamn thing is spam and frauds. Every phone call, every email, every mail, every website, every post. You can't use anything without being on guard for almost all of it to be malicious junk. Even the messages I am beamed directly from God have turned out to be fraudulent.
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
(guy who burns through a 99% THC pen every 36 hours) I don’t remember that, must be the Mandela effect
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Keifer @dannyvegito.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
if your tent is wide enough to include zionists and the Cheney family but somehow doesn’t cover trans people, you’re just a second republican party
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MacAllan Guy @macallanguy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This is 100% true btw.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Every podcast I don’t listen to is called “Achieving the Limit with Duff and Ween” and gets sold for 300 million dollars while every podcast I do listen to is called “The Movie Toilet” and begs me to buy a t shirt so they can eat food
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Ryan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Mr Trump sir please send us $5000 of our own money
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Sell Our Dior @mikeall.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Extremely funny that AJ Brown was on the receiving end of two Drew Lock comeback primetime wins on two different teams three years apart.
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
from like 2009-2012 i worked in the building right next to the New York Stock Exchange and tourists would routinely stop me to ask "which way is 9/11?"
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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
i'd agree to face a chimp in combat, so long as i'm allowed to choose what kind. i am demolishing a chimp in an aerial dogfight. probably gotta be like WWII era planes though, i don't see either of us getting a whole lot done in fighter jets... though you could maybe talk me into saber vs mig-15
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Everyone really needs to get better at not engaging with right wing rage bait, the right just has guys whose whole job is to clip shit out of context and I see people who should know better fall for that shit.
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
one of the most important skills you can hone as an adult is knowing when your take on something isn’t needed so you can just not learn anything about it. that’s me with the lindsay clancy trial. no idea what that’s about, not going to learn
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MacAllan Guy @macallanguy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Once you see it, you can’t unsee it.
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
to me the darkest thing about being sober in places where people are normally drinking is fully experiencing how annoying drunk people are
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Dr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 03/09/2026
It really kind of bothers me when anyone's main talking point against the DOGE assholes is their age. Because MLK, Malcolm X, Rosa Parks, John Lewis, Fred Hampton, Huey Newton, Angela Davis, etc etc etc were roughly the same age when they started out, *If Not Younger*. Their age is not the problem.
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Sell Our Dior @mikeall.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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MacAllan Guy @macallanguy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Highly underrated part of Dolly Parton’s mystique was her husband was just some random dude.
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 26/08/2026
The reason why people think Dolly was “politically neutral” is because they don’t understand being political as a series of actions born of commitment to an idea. Being political as defined by the pundit class is to be in front of a microphone delivering sound bytes, it’s something to be devoured
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
To add to all the Dolly Parton anecdotes being shared, here’s mine: I only met her once, but it was a VERY memorable encounter. She shot me in the head with a gun, killing me instantly
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MacAllan Guy @macallanguy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
As a baseball expert, I highly reccomend Cal Raleigh simply continue hitting a home run or walking in every at bat for the rest of the season.
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MacAllan Guy @macallanguy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
When you yell at me online, know that this is who you’re yelling at.
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that-sid.bsky.social @that-sid.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Dipoto: we rescue past their prime veteran platoon players, but they keep regressing at T-Mobile and we have to release them Fans: It sounds like you're just feeding veteran utility players to T-Mobile park
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