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MacAllan Guy @macallanguy.bsky.social · 10h
To be fair tho, there are on a shade over 20k MLB players ever, while their are probably more videos being uploaded to YouTube per second than that.
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MacAllan Guy @macallanguy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Rookie numbers, things of that nature.
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MacAllan Guy @macallanguy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Chuck Rainey the ACTUAL goat frfr
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MacAllan Guy @macallanguy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I spent far too much time trying to learn how to play “Tommy the Cat” and would you believe, nobody was all that impressed!
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MacAllan Guy @macallanguy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Can confirm.
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MacAllan Guy @macallanguy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Miguel Rojas exits the game with an injury and the Dodgers substitute Tommy Edman, who would have been the 2nd or 3rd best hitter on the 2026 Mariners.
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MacAllan Guy @macallanguy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
As always, there are downsides to having strong convictions, good and bad. Bananaphond is still a top 10 album that came out in 1994.
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MacAllan Guy @macallanguy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Seattle isn’t “dangerous” but there are definetly pockets where a high density of people who look like they know how to cut a catalytic converter off a Prius and know which gas station boner pills are the “good ones”
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The Naked Gun (1988) @thenakedgun1988.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We must strip their entrails out and drag them from here to Damascus, until they include us in the peace process.
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MacAllan Guy @macallanguy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
LMFAO
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MacAllan Guy @macallanguy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yeah man, seconded on the Nerds Gummy Clusters.
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MacAllan Guy @macallanguy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Joe Byron wassup baby take me out to dinner.
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MacAllan Guy @macallanguy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Could I interest any of you fine gentleman in remembering Morten Anderson?
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MacAllan Guy @macallanguy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I know they aren’t in the same genre, but they are going to have to do a tour with Goose at some point, right?
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MacAllan Guy @macallanguy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The face of a man who has the age of consent laws for every state memorized.
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MacAllan Guy @macallanguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This thread is the ideal Bluesky experience.
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MacAllan Guy @macallanguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Shout out to Trump for his exceptionally stupid accidental decarbonization policy. www.foxnews.com/opinion/ai-r...
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The AI revolution will go wherever there's electricity — and China knows it
President Donald Trump's solar and battery storage push aims to secure energy dominance and fuel the AI data centers America needs to outpace China.
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MacAllan Guy @macallanguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Thinking about the Mariners and I’m reminded of an apartment I rented in college that was owned by an old guy who also lived there and it was nice enough but old and the owner would fix anything that broke himself and was good about it, but he absolutely would not update or renovate anything
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MacAllan Guy @macallanguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Pac was a great wrestler, his memory is a blessing ♥️
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MacAllan Guy @macallanguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Looking forward to finding out about a group chat named “1488 WHITEBOISUMMER 🏖️☀️” that includes several 3 star generals
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MacAllan Guy @macallanguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Not great!
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MacAllan Guy @macallanguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Every once and while you see a real generational sports meme in the wild and it’s a beautiful thing.
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MacAllan Guy @macallanguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Two things can be true simultaneously: Losing social clubs is a net loss for society The American University Greek System is an alcohol poisoning and sexual assault factory and must be dismantled. These views are not oppositional in any way.
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
crylaughing at the thought of Mike Tomlin getting home after a long day of listening to Aaron Rodgers and just straight up dissociating for five hours in Minecraft 
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MacAllan Guy @macallanguy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If Mollywhop Monday truly is done, it is a real loss for diversity in sports analysis.
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MacAllan Guy @macallanguy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
As a longtime sports radio sicko, I think something toxic the format has perpetuated is molding every listener into an unpaid assistant GM for their favorite team. @myohwhy.bsky.social @nathanhb.bsky.social bravely dared to ask “what if winning sports games is good and should teams try to do that?”
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MacAllan Guy @macallanguy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Listen man, I know you gotta do you, but I hope you know Mollywhop Monday was IMO one of the most consequential sports radio segments ever.
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MacAllan Guy @macallanguy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’m not trying to pump your tires too much here, but I sincerely hope not, it’s one of the best and most consequential radio segments on sports radio.
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MacAllan Guy @macallanguy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
There was one where they asked you to pay, but like never MADE you do it.
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MacAllan Guy @macallanguy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Boy I wish I didn’t see this.
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MacAllan Guy @macallanguy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“This doesn’t help your cause”
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MacAllan Guy @macallanguy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That is because Chuck Schumer wants Susan Collins to win.
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MacAllan Guy @macallanguy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’ll confess, I never got around to paying for Snood.
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MacAllan Guy @macallanguy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It kind of depends on the speed of the steps I suppose. If it’s like two weeks in between increments because they are beta testing everything as they are turning everything on, like fine, that makes sense. But anything less and uhhh, yeah.
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MacAllan Guy @macallanguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I cannot tell you how often I think about how Ugg would have been fired his first day of camp in 2026.
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MacAllan Guy @macallanguy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’m not going to make a meme, but imagine the “guy sweating while choosing between two buttons” meme and the buttons say “Angels Lose 100 games for the first time ever” and “Mariners finish with a 54% losing percentage”
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MacAllan Guy @macallanguy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I think this is likely the most likely course of action. They’ll want to have something in place before the lockout and none of the big guys want to come here.
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MacAllan Guy @macallanguy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I just saw a gambling help ad followed by a draft kings ad, what are we doing here?
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Unironically the PNW mindset lol
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MacAllan Guy @macallanguy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Attn: @nathanhb.bsky.social @lightbat.bsky.social
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MacAllan Guy @macallanguy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“Dom Canzone is good” jumping from a bit to a real thing is one of the few solaces I’ll take from this season.
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MacAllan Guy @macallanguy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I hope Pierre writes you personally and invites you to dinner with his family so you can see he is not a rat. And he also tags your university provost for some reason.
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MacAllan Guy @macallanguy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Every Michkov goal will be a Michigan.
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MacAllan Guy @macallanguy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If there was one person that would take that advice with the grim seriousness of an Inspector Javert type resolve, it’s Nathan Fielder.
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MacAllan Guy @macallanguy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Thr 2026 Seattle Mariners were a flawed team that was annoying to watch and almost exclusively did not rise to the occasion when opportunity presented itself. I wish Dan Wilson nothing but the best in his private life, but I am looking forward no longer seeing him in the dugout. The End.
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Lookout Landing @lookoutlanding.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Other than that Mrs. Lincoln, etc.
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MacAllan Guy @macallanguy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The last one I bought a guy clipped right through my defenseman with McDavid and I was like “ok he’s good, but not THAT good”
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MacAllan Guy @macallanguy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If you can keep discussing an issue with a MAGA dude long enough and they don’t bail out eventually you will get a part in the conversation where they say “yeah so what? My dad yelled at me every day and it didn’t affect me.”
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sometimes a drug trip is a profound experience where you realize that you’ve been carrying pain in your heart for years, that you can forgive yourself. Other times you come up with a concept called “gay money” (money that’s gay) and you text your friend “gay money” days later. Both are healing. ❤️‍🩹
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