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Stephen Farrell

@lutzie.bsky.social
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Pro-EU, anti-Tory. Lover of games and films. All round gobshite. Elite Dangerous: CMDR EternityExtinct on PC. Previously CMDR Lutzie on Xbox. He/him.

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Stephen Farrell @lutzie.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
So my copy of Halo Campaign Evolved has turned up. It comes with 5 days early access. Except it's turned up 6 days before even early access starts. So that's a bummer.
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 14/07/2026
Is a terrible prison, to be a Millennial who remembers Halo. It is a moment in time that cannot be explained. The final defining cultural event of gaming when that meant something. I wish you were there.
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Conor @ernekid.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Saladin in 1189:
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Stephen Farrell @lutzie.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
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Good Is That Good
ALT: Good Is That Good
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I see people are writing Burnham's political obituary already. It's almost as if they want this cycle of chaos. Personally I want progress and a functioning country and really have had my fill of shitweaselery
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christhebarker @christhebarker.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
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Stephen Farrell @lutzie.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Started playing Dyson Sphere Program, blinked, and the afternoon just vanished. WTH?
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Micah @rincewind.run · 12/04/2026
Viktor Orban accomplished so much of what the Trump movement wants to accomplish here he ruled for 16 years and rewrote the rules in his favor and still, they threw him out and you know what? they did it by voting don’t let anyone tell you voting doesn’t matter
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Stephen Farrell @lutzie.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Ok, in all honesty we should invite JD Vance for an official UK visit. After his success in Hungary he could really fuck over Reform and that'd be [chef's kiss]
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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 14/02/2024
every news story these days is the kind you see in the background of apocalypse movies. it's what's playing on the tv before the nukes drop
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Karen James @kejames.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
So, to sum up, a couple of days ago Christina Koch became the first woman to see Earth in its entirety, and today – right now, in fact – she is the first woman to see the Moon up close, and the first woman to see the far side. 🥹
Christina Koch’s facial profile backlit by Earth in the background, through the spacecraft window
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DiscussingFilm @discussingfilm.net · 06/04/2026
Rocky's “Amaze, Amaze, Amaze” catchphrase was mentioned in NASA communications with the Artemis II crew.
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 06/04/2026
Reid Wiseman on #Artemis II: "We have Earth out window 4 and Moon out window 3... the Moon is about 3-4 times the size of the Earth and it is almost full, and the Earth is just a small crescent out there... it's magnificent... such a majestic view out here" Mission Control: "Amaze, amaze, amaze!"
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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Actually he's only called Benedict Cumberbatch if you're from Coventry. In other parts of the UK he's Benedict Cumberoll, Benedict Cumberbun, Benedict Cumberbarmcake, and so on
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Tim Carvell @timcarvell.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Golden retriever runs 15 feet after owner mimes throwing tennis ball
Headline: 
Dow rises 300 points after Trump says U.S. in ‘serious' talks to end operation in Iran
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
the human body was not designed to know what the worst person in the world is doing every fifteen minutes
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Stephen Farrell @lutzie.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
DLSS 5 off, DLSS 5 on
A picture of James Pond, the video game character from the 90s. He's wearing a yellow and green coat and is floating above a copper pipe in the ocean.Daniel Craig as James Bond, emerging from the sea.
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
"Open the Strait of Hormuz. You may not receive the help of any other sovereign nation. Fastest wins."
Fern Brady wearing a camera helmet on Taskmaster and opening the task, which has a red wax seal, and reading the contents. She has a purple set of coveralls on as well, which is just fun.
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
In which I learn American food recalls are voluntary 🫠
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Rhianna Pratchett @rhi.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Eleven years since you crossed the black sands. I wish I could say that the world is better than you left it (although it will always be better for having had you in it) but at least there is a new Young Sam to help carry on the Pratchett name and ethos. Love you always ❤️
Terry Pratchett in a blue jacket and Akubra hat holding a young owl for release.
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Comrade Geirr @papageirr.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
#TrekSky
Scotty from Star Trek: Inside you there are two wolves.  Sorry about the transporter malfunction...
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musicianapolis @generalmusician.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Same headline, now blocked by a pop-up from the NYT.

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Stephen Farrell @lutzie.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
You're your yore. It... Sort of works. Make me feel slightly nauseous.
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Stephen Farrell @lutzie.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Pretty boring in the grand scheme of things I guess, but I can make my eyes "shiver".
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Brett Roberts @brettroberts.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
‘Making’ chess pieces from Lego. Wow ! Source / Creator: Greg Saniatan aka slopsmcgee, in collaboration with LEGO
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Stephen Farrell @lutzie.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Finally started playing Hades II last week. Think I'm 40 hours deep already. Supergiant games bottled lightning with the first one, but now they've bottled the whole bloody storm. What a game.
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Stephen Farrell @lutzie.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Given that America has started a war against Iran, I think Trump should bask in his glory. Honestly! With a parade. A presidential parade. A parade of cars. Convertible cars even.
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Stephen Farrell @lutzie.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
20 or even 10 years ago I never would have thought that what followed the "age of information" would be the "age of disinformation", and yet thanks to AI here we are. Social media is now practically useless for finding out information about [gestures wildly]
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Stephen Farrell @lutzie.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
I cut out the fancy coffee and all, ALL, of the avocados on sourdough toast, and I'm still not on this list? This is some bullshit.
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 01/03/2026
Timeline clense
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Trowzer Snek Plissken @trowzersnek.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Dumped the images off of one of my Gameboy Cameras... found this pic of the moon. There were eight others, but this was the nice one. This shot took my biggest lens and a stand made of Lego to hold everything still.
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adriana1o5.bsky.social @adriana1o5.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Don’t skip the faq’s
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
This is amazing. www.getyourfuckingmoneyback.com
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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Hannah Spencer walking into Westminster, sucking her teeth, tutting, and muttering "tell you what, you've had some cowboys in here."
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Stephen Farrell @lutzie.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Small brain: Matt Goodwin Good brain: Matt Goodloss Galactic brain: Matt Badloss Universal brain: Gloss Badloss.
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The Green Party of England & Wales @greenparty.org.uk · 27/02/2026
Introducing Hannah Spencer MP 💚
INTRODUCING! 

Hannah Spencer 

The new Green MP for GORTON & DENTON 

Green Party 

Promoted by Chris Williams on behalf of The Green Party, both at PO Box 78066, London SE16 9GQ
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Jane @localnotail.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Maybe they were talking about one point in it between 2nd and 3rd? 🤔🙃 #GortonAndDenton
Tweet by the Labour Party on X-Twitter 

The Labour Party @UKLabour

BREAKING: new poll suggests there is just one point between Labour and Reform in Gorton and Denton.

Every vote will count on Thursday. Back Labour and choose unity over Reform's division.

BREAKING:

THERE'S ONE POINT IN IT.
[2 bar chart, one red one turquoise, Greens not shown]

LABOUR 28%

REFORM 27%

Fieldwork date: February 2026
Fieldwork source: OPINIUM/BYLINE TIME
Promoted by Hollie Ridley on behalf of the Labour Party, both at 22 Rushworth Street, London, SEI OSSGorton and Denton by-election result bar chart

Party / Vote share / Change since 2024

Green 41% ▲ +26%

Reform UK 29% ▲+13%

Labour 25% ▼ -31%
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Britain Elects @britainelects.com · 27/02/2026
Gorton and Denton by-election result: GRN: 40.7% (+27.5) REF: 28.7% (+14.7) LAB: 25.4% (-25.3) CON: 1.9% (-6.0) LDEM: 1.8% (-2.1) Green GAIN from Labour.
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Stephen Farrell @lutzie.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Lister Rimmer Kryten Cat
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Everyone Hates Elon @everyonehateselon.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
They say "hang it in the Louvre". So we did #princeandrew
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Daniel José Older @djolder.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Wow that franchise took a dark turn
News item: "new SpongeBob movie streaming now." Photo of a live action blond lady in winter clothes with a sniper rifle in a snowy tundra looking bleak.
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Stephen Farrell @lutzie.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
The older you get the truer it gets.
A man practicing for the winter olympic event "skeleton", by lying on a board on a road.
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Chris Kendall @ottocr.at · 20/02/2026
Sweepcliff, it’s me-a Sootie I’ve come home now woah-oh-oh
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Rami Ismail (رامي) @ramiismail.com · 19/02/2026
I got a great question on my Ramadan thread: do Muslims also need to avoid consumption by proxy in videogames? Does consuming in-game food or drink break the fast? Basically: does your character have to go fast? The answer is no, unless you happen to be playing Sonic the Hedgehog.
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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
"Youth hosteling with Jeffrey Epstein."
Prince Andrew as Alan Partridge making up ideas for problematic shows in bed with a dictaphone.
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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
When Norfolk Police ask Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor if he has any special dietary requirements whilst in custody:
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Stephen Farrell @lutzie.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Let's see if the fucker sweats now.
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Lucy @crapolatombola.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Prisoner cell block HRH.
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Adam Schwarz @adamjschwarz.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
She never lived to see this moment, but it’s worth remembering that none of this would have happened without Virginia Giuffre. She had the courage to speak out against power and privilege when it was just her word against Andrew’s. Thanks to her, justice & accountability may finally have its day.
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Drivelcast @drivelcast.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
God, you can just imagine him thinking the arresting officer was a stripper.
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