iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

She’s had a long walk, a pint and a roast dinner up the pub and now she’s going to watch the football. Come on you Gunners!!

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My advice to Chappell Roan would be if you need to pick on a kid make sure it’s the off spring of nobodies. Don’t pick a child whose Dad is a famous actor and step dad is a world famous footballer. Rookie mistake that is.

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If I was Canadian and travelling outside of Canada, I think I’d wear head to toe Canada merch.

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Just fondly remembering how the Italians treated Americans with obvious contempt when I was on holiday in Venice. It was pleasant to be the least hated nationality for once.

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Lucy @crapolatombola.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

This sign has a really bad cold.

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Had great success in the charity shops yesterday, lots of entirely unnecessary purchases. Now I will google the original prices.

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Lucy @crapolatombola.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

Drs are hesitant to put me on hrt because of blood clot so now I am allowed to be even more obstinate and capricious than usual because I’ve tried and failed to get something that might soften the edges.

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Lucy @crapolatombola.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

I’m off blood thinning injections now so I look forward to worrying about new blood clots every time I have a migraine and will be carefully weighing up Whether I’d rather just die or suffer A&E again.

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Eating my feelings and my feelings are delicious.

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In few weeks I’m going to have to travel home on the tube with electrodes and a cap on my head, I really don’t need anymore assistance in looking like a knob head. This is not good for the old self esteem.

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Got a huge bargain on vinted but pretty sure the person priced it incorrectly and isn’t going to send. Please pray for me in these uncertain times.

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Oh Christ, I need a wee, what more could possibly go wrong today.

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Things are so hard on a few levels atm so I’m going to do a hard reset to factory settings meaning I have to lie very still for however long it takes to reboot the system. Probably 6 episodes about a serial killer kind of time scale.

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I have been undertaking a scientific study into male Drs and I can now share the results. 87% are morbidly arrogant. 93% believe patients aren’t intelligent enough to grasp quite simple analysis. 96% are probably really annoying life partners.

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Firstly, I’d like to apologise, I’ve been eating a lot of legumes.

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I have to go to the hospital today to see the surgeon because my after care has been so appalling that he’s been guilted into discussing everything with me by my GP. My anxiety is currently growing like bacteria on a dirty spoon.

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Looking forward to America doing a false flag attack so that the dumb as fuck proletarians get behind yet another war.

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Things I’ve said this morning: can you hear that jaunty music or I’m I about to have a seizure? Why did you say “get that Pumpernickel?” (Apparently he didn’t say that he just wanted to randomly say Peter Pumpernickel). Very normal morning.

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