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Heavy Handed Satire

@lurdiak.bsky.social
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I'm still a real cool guy. If you're a zionist, go ahead and block me. It'll save me the trouble.

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 4h
a few days ago i was making small talk with a somali man about how welcoming everyone was when i stayed in a majority somali neighborhood and he immediately started tearing up and saying thank you. it didn’t feel good things have gotten so bad something that small could provoke that reaction
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Heavy Handed Satire @lurdiak.bsky.social · 2h
That would own.
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Remedy Entertainment @remedygames.com · 9h
Go back to where it all began and shine a light on the mysteries of Bright Falls in Alan Wake. Uncover the horrors of Silver Pines, a town somewhere on the edge of a nightmare and the waking world. Get the Silver Pines + Alan Wake Steam Bundle now: ow.ly/yR3z50ZVL20 #AlanWake #SilverPines
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 4h
This afternoon in Marble Hill, a New Yorker was shot by an ICE agent in a residential neighborhood. Early reports indicate agents surrounded him and a 5-year-old child in his car before firing multiple rounds. We believe the child was physically unharmed.

This is an unconscionable and incredibly serious situation. I have called the President; when we speak I will demand that he ends all ICE enforcement actions in our city. I will not stand by while ICE agents terrorize our communities.

Our thoughts are with the injured New Yorker and his family tonight. We are praying for his recovery.

Get ICE out of our neighborhoods. Get ICE out of our hospitals. Get ICE off our streets. Get ICE away from our children.

Abolish ICE.
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 13h
Actors may not want to weigh in on politics but I assure you politics will be weighing in on the entertainment industry
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Heavy Handed Satire @lurdiak.bsky.social · 5h
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Edgeworth: Not Playing Valheim?
ALT: Edgeworth: Not Playing Valheim?
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Francis Coulombe @frankiepixel.bsky.social · 11h
merch.devolverdigital.com/collections/... The look outside merch has restocked folks!
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Look Outside
The official home for all Devolver Digital merchandise.
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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 8h
As always, all the signal boosts hugely appreciated, but especially today, I've never taken a sponsorship before and I'm hoping this goes well.
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Heavy Handed Satire @lurdiak.bsky.social · 8h
I hear that's also why there's so many trans people.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This event is tomorrow! To promote it, here is me playing a song from my band @antispectacular.bsky.social acoustic style.
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Heavy Handed Satire @lurdiak.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
bsky.app/profile/theo...
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Heavy Handed Satire @lurdiak.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Me hate successful woman! Me smash!
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Heavy Handed Satire @lurdiak.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The official details are scarce, but the exact line I believe was that she "disregarded consent" with her partners.
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Ian Danskin @innuendostudios.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Lindsay comparing Raya and the Last Dragon to Avatar: The Last Airbender got a wildly more intense reaction than Jacob admitting to sexual assault
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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Cmon folks, let's get a silly amount of reposts on this
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Heavy Handed Satire @lurdiak.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I guess I count Defenders as a season of both shows, and that was some of the worst TV ever put out. The new Daredevil season was good but that's like a decade after the original run and has a totally different structure and look.
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SteveLibrarian @librariansteve.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Journalists keep wanting the story to be "normal working class centrist has questions," not "our country is currently dominated by stupid people in a right wing echo chamber."
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Heavy Handed Satire @lurdiak.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The pop cultural shorthand for a disappointing finale actually had a good finale! And I definitely don't suffer from an incredibly serious case of sunk cost fallacy!
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Heavy Handed Satire @lurdiak.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We got some people defending Lost in the replies to this post. Some real Japanese soldier fighting WW2 in the 50s vibes.
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Heavy Handed Satire @lurdiak.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Daredevil and Jessica Jones got so bad that people talked themselves into thinking it was never good.
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Heavy Handed Satire @lurdiak.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I liked it a lot overall but it did a whole lot of wheel-spinning in between the episodes that actually matter. And it kept resetting character arcs, too. Not exactly a perfect run.
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Heavy Handed Satire @lurdiak.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Like Team Rocket!
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Heavy Handed Satire @lurdiak.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I think the Victory Techniques for Metroid version of Samus would look cute in your style.
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Heavy Handed Satire @lurdiak.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Do you have a Samus equivalent?
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Heavy Handed Satire @lurdiak.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Small, 98% white towns in red states have the highest violent crime rates in the US by far. And the lowest literacy rate.
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geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
there is a deep moral and social rot in rural and red state america and people pointing it out are not the cause of it
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geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
very tired of being told it is the responsibility of urban democratic voters never to risk possibly maybe by chance seeming less than respectful of rural red state life and then watching thousands in nebraska cheer on the president joking about a nuclear strike on me and millions of my neighbors
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Heavy Handed Satire @lurdiak.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I can't believe there's been this much discourse about the latest youtuber to be outed as a rapist. He's a rapist. End of discussion.
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Lola Sebastian @lola.nebula.tv · 05/10/2026
I have a few thoughts. www.patreon.com/LolaSebastia...
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What the fuck are we doing with Jacob Geller? | Lola Sebastian
On September 30, 2026, just days after the 2024 Cornell University rape controversy dominated the news cycle, it was substantiated that vide
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Come out to my show on October 8th if you're in Toronto. I'm gonna do a flip! Meet the hot paramedics that will attend to me after I break my neck!
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Elizabeth Anne, PhD @lacksauthority.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
never the wrong time for this classic
Screenshot of a tweet by @RobbtKraft reading “scientist: "does everyone here know what Watson and Crick discovered?" 
me from back of room: "Rosalind Franklin's notes"”
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Ben Johnson 🏺👻 @gamedesignerben.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When witches are cackling and telling you “Fire burn and cauldron bubble,” take a step back. Breathe. Those are normal things for fire and cauldrons to do. They’re trying to mess with you.
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Heavy Handed Satire @lurdiak.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I probably used to have a sense of fashion, but decades of isolation, poverty and being overweight mean I now wear whatever fits.
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Heavy Handed Satire @lurdiak.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
And as in uffish thought he stood, The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame, Came whiffling through the tulgey wood, And burbled as it came!
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Zoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn @unburntwitch.com · 05/10/2026
yes keep banning good posters over the mildest shit about dipshit tech billionaries that are responsible for hundreds of thousands of deaths, that aren't even on here, that'll help your platform.
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Heavy Handed Satire @lurdiak.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That's the thing, it was just the turtles. Apparently them looking a little more colorful and different proportioned from each other was already woke for this guy.
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Heavy Handed Satire @lurdiak.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I once saw a guy respond to a screenshot of the Rise turtles with "woke ninja turtles?" They were just standing there. What could possibly be woke about it.
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Heavy Handed Satire @lurdiak.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's almost like their priority isn't to win elections.
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dan sinker @dansinker.com · 03/10/2026
You'd think that the Democratic party would be making hay over their opposition's biggest donor fighting to let his bot keep making revenge porn.
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Heavy Handed Satire @lurdiak.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It could really go either way.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Wow, its so professional that the head of trust and safety is running away from the people trying to tell you they dont trust this site because it isnt safe. Youre a joke. Go get a different job so someone can actually do yours. I can get you in at a housekeeping job. Might be more your style
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Heavy Handed Satire @lurdiak.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
People are really showing their ass on this issue.
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Heavy Handed Satire @lurdiak.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"Il lui a juste tiré dans les genoux, parfaitement normal et raisonable"
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Heavy Handed Satire @lurdiak.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Il y a serieusement pas de limite a la violence au manifestants que les leche-culs peuvent excuser.
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Heavy Handed Satire @lurdiak.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If it cut down on the jokes (to an extent) and the episodes were longer it'd be competing with DS9 and TNG. But if zaniness turns you off, it is definitely a bit zany.
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Sapphire 💙⌛Comms Closed! (5/5) @sapphirestarz11.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
September 30th vs. October 1st: BN Edition! [Repost] It's an oldie, but a goodie! Happy October 1st! #MegaMan #MegaManBattleNetwork #CapcomCreators #SapphieDraws
A lineless half body split drawing, showcasing both MegaMan.EXE and Dark MegaMan.EXE! MegaMan is on the left hand side, smiling wide mouthed while winking at the viewer. He has his left arm up, waving to them, with the text: "September 30th" above him. On the right hand side, Dark MegaMan is offering the viewer a spooky looking DarkChip with a sly evil smile. The text above him reads: "October 1st".
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Heavy Handed Satire @lurdiak.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That is the part they cannot understand.
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