Reposted by lukeJason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 30/06/2025Finally a Bill less popular than Belichick. Folks 832019
Reposted by lukeDamon Lindelof @damonlindelof.bsky.social · 05/06/2025This is like in CIVIL WAR when Tony was like we should follow the Sakovia Accords and Cap was like naw bro and then Tony was like you’re a pedophile. 1608
Reposted by lukeBrian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 25/04/2025if we’re talking about amendment fights this is a case where the second one would seem to apply as the founders intended 420544
Reposted by lukeJason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 14/04/2025Easter WrestleMania. Can I tell you about someone who beat the three count 28671127
Reposted by lukeArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 14/04/2025The Pampered Idiot, by Leonardo Alenza y Nieto, 1807–45, 📸 by @b_smialowski 803710850
luke @lukeawood.bsky.social · 12/04/2025I mean, ten million dollars is a lot of pay for a QB who was mid all year. 010
Reposted by lukeRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 02/04/2025We simply had to intentionally destroy the world’s strongest economy while dismantling our scientific and educational infrastructure to ensure that a team with a trans girl would never finish second place in the Mountain West volleyball standings again 146232207077
Reposted by lukegateway doug @theperfectdoug.bsky.social · 18/03/2025startup: what if AI could do the things you do, but faster and better? me: can it? startup: well no, but like. what if 520755
Reposted by lukeRoto BOOOOO-tor @rototudor.bsky.social · 12/03/2025Paulie’s Epistle to the Romans: “fuck you, pay me” 1847
luke @lukeawood.bsky.social · 19/02/2025media.tenor.coma woman wearing a baseball cap and a plaid shirt is sitting at a table and talking .ALT: a woman wearing a baseball cap and a plaid shirt is sitting at a table and talking . 010
luke @lukeawood.bsky.social · 16/02/2025I’m really behind on stuff and we just watched season 1 of White Lotus. That sure is a bad show. My god. Just a slog. Did you know rich people suck and they never suffer consequences? Well, let me spend like eight hours showing you. 010
luke @lukeawood.bsky.social · 11/02/2025People only want greatness until greatness is achieved. Then they only want to see it destroyed. 000
Reposted by lukeChris Jackson @chriscjackson.bsky.social · 10/02/2025Serena Williams was on the field longer today than Harrison Butker. 163199512107
Reposted by lukeSam Adams @samadams.bsky.social · 10/02/2025Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate Kendrick: actually 117538297178
Reposted by lukeLen @len.bsky.social · 10/02/2025Well, there you have it. The most it is possible to get owned as a human being. 132186394
Reposted by lukeRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 03/02/2025Drake is the all-time biggest loser of a rap feud and that includes people who have gotten shot and died as a result of rap feuds 56128692796
Reposted by lukeRaysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 26/06/2023I slammed my brakes and did a skidding U-turn across 6 lanes of traffic to go back and get this shot. 1104251896
Reposted by lukeJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 06/07/2023threads looks like an app that’s onscreen for two seconds while olivia benson scrolls through it to investigate a kidnapping ring 343202606
Reposted by lukeShiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 29/01/2025running the federal govt the same way I figure out which breaker powers the garage 493947726
Reposted by lukeTreatOrTrix Point Never 🎃 @toriimacdaddy.bsky.social · 26/01/2025John Fetterman’s a disgrace to the oaf community. He does not represent America’s lumbering buffoons, ham-fisted galoots, or men whose heavy footsteps are soundtracked by a tuba. 195198103164
Reposted by lukejab lung @mobute.bsky.social · 27/01/2025every moment harrison butker is on the field is a moment he can't be leading his wife in covenant with christ 151597132
Reposted by lukeben @vtben.bsky.social · 12/01/2025Kevin Burkhart (announcing my grocery store trip): There's the milk, there's some bread, and wow, he's going for the ice cream! Tom Brady: The supermarket is a place where fresh and pre-packaged food is sold for consumption by humans. 371444178
Reposted by lukeBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 24/01/2025I’m torn because I like this Commanders team but also believe the city of Washington DC should be evacuated and glassed from orbit 242165
Reposted by lukevictoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 18/01/2025i don’t want to sound mean but if you genuinely believe the NFL rigs games you’re extremely gullible, very stupid, or both 3655957
Reposted by lukeSen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 16/01/2025your honor, while plaintiffs are horrified at the slanderous lyrics, we concede that it is, legally, a banger 242164327
luke @lukeawood.bsky.social · 13/01/2025Listen, crushed M&M’s are FAR superior to mini M&M’s in every context, but especially in ice cream treats. 000
luke @lukeawood.bsky.social · 12/01/2025I thought Brady was alright the first couple weeks, but he’s getting worse. Can’t Greg Olsen just do every game? 000
Reposted by lukeHarrison Lee @harrisoncklee.bsky.social · 07/01/2025Marky Mark in a movie directed by Mel Gibson. They are saying slurs on that set not even heard in Gangs of New York 423830
luke @lukeawood.bsky.social · 06/01/2025Been thinking about The Beekeeper all weekend. Now my thoughts have changed to, “I wonder if @briancgrubb.bsky.social has seen The Beekeeper?” 100
Reposted by lukeDanny Heifetz @dannyheifetz.bsky.social · 05/01/2025Awful move by Jalen McMillan there. Can’t make any gestures referencing weapons in the NFL. Shame on him. Anyways let’s see if the Bucs can get a touchdown in their stadium that shoots cannons from a pirate ship every time they score. 22873151
Reposted by lukerivers mccown @riversmccown.bsky.social · 04/01/2025The powers above have made it known: Not interested in a Carson Wentz start. 311612
luke @lukeawood.bsky.social · 02/01/2025I don’t know if anyone has seen The Beekeeper, but it is one of the worst movies I have ever seen and it is absolutely incredible. 000
Reposted by lukeSeth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 02/01/2025How Did This Beloved Thing Get So Bad? a guy wanted to get richer What Happened To All Thos— let me stop you there. a guy wanted to get richer Why Is Th— a guy wanted to get richer Have You Noticed Th— a guy wanted to get richer Where Did— a guy wanted to get richer 77100753308
Reposted by lukeBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 29/12/2024Saving us a click 763543
Reposted by lukewint @dril.bsky.social · 29/12/2024Carter has passed. An accomplished man. A brilliant legacy. Although for many of us he died years ago when he refused to condemn, gamer gate 211227623031
Reposted by lukePete Birkinshaw @binaryape.bsky.social · 26/12/2024Victorian street urchins were a precursor to smart phones: - can send messages - tell you what day it is - order items from shops without leaving home - pass on gossip - product of capitalism - not allowed in many schools - often stolen and shipped abroad 3344108
Reposted by lukeJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 25/12/2024just ordered the chiefs game. kind of a bummer that it’s on netflix but it’ll all be worth it in a few days when the dvd shows up in the mail 1799326466
Reposted by lukeRocco e la sua vita moderna @rossisok.bsky.social · 21/12/2024The Grinch gunned down on the streets of Whoville. Inscribed on the shell casings: stink, stank, stunk 5811226
luke @lukeawood.bsky.social · 22/12/2024That last Howard TD throw was incredible. The camera angle on the ball in the air was perfect. You could see how pinpoint the throw was before it hit Smith’s hands. 000
luke @lukeawood.bsky.social · 21/12/2024Does anyone complain about McConaughey like they do Taylor Swift? Because I find him far more annoying. 000
Reposted by lukeJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 21/12/2024he was so entertaining and such a goofster that we tend not to think of him this way, but rickey henderson was flat out one of the very greatest american athletes who's ever lived 572974503
Reposted by lukeactioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 21/12/2024even if there are teams in the playoff that maybe shouldn’t be there, there are no teams not in the playoff that *should* be there, so I’m fine with all of this 311711
Reposted by lukeMatt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 21/12/2024me hearing blink-182 in 2001: pop punk is an abomination. I hate these clowns me listening to blink-182 in 2024: (sniffling) you princes, you poet-kings; you made art too beautiful for an ugly time 416214
Reposted by luketreb @treblaw.bsky.social · 08/12/2024"and it is very unfair, this play. Is it even a play? I don't know, no one really knows. But this play, they call it a [squints, enunciates] Tush Push. Very nasty. They line up, are they onsides? I don't know, then they push with their very big strong guys and it's not very nice" 630050
![from the Drake complaint against UMG over Not Like Us
10. UMG's campaign was successful. The Recording cloaks cleverly dangerous lyrics behind a catchy beat and inviting hook. Capitalizing on these attributes, UMG used every tool at..." [screencap cuts off]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:zltqtmydso6kikzw7wafpj4p/bafkreibyrv2dfbsfazdz2ymgt4jg7rpecb4m72xljyalseylno6jgajmsa)
