Reposted by @ltseamy.bsky.socialClaire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 10hfunniest thing I've ever seen in my life not even pink and blue baby colors?????? not even the kind of forced heteronormative bullshit that's at least pastel and cute??? 533334
Reposted by @ltseamy.bsky.socialRosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 09/10/2026Halloween costumes for birders. This is from last year and someone actually did the sexy owl pellet one. 15729183
Reposted by @ltseamy.bsky.social👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 10/10/2026Once again having to explain my teenage self that inexplicably, we are fighting side by side with the Catholic Church 1167785
Reposted by @ltseamy.bsky.socialGarth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 08/10/2026do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life 20911159
Reposted by @ltseamy.bsky.socialex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Idk they're making some compelling points here 06815
Reposted by @ltseamy.bsky.socialPavel @spavel.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I see myself in this ad because I've also always wanted to make a game where you play a space marine transferring between two legs of an international flight, but the gate you're trying to get to is all the way on the other side of the terminal 6876
Reposted by @ltseamy.bsky.socialtoilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately 193115173133
Reposted by @ltseamy.bsky.socialClaire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 07/10/2026“Hello Bone Colleagues” 246673
Reposted by @ltseamy.bsky.socialClaire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I’m crying this is so funny 028145
Reposted by @ltseamy.bsky.socialMusicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 02/10/2026perfect lol youtube.com/shorts/Osjj4...youtube.comPOV: Designing L'Enfant #lostinlenfantYouTube video by Sadie Dingfelder 17212
Reposted by @ltseamy.bsky.socialBeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026this would be an incredible film if you started it with all the normal serial killer hunting tropes 792817515
Reposted by @ltseamy.bsky.socialNight of the Abigail @popeguilty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026what if you were a medieval monk dabbling in the occult and you summoned a demon and instead of teaching you magic he teaches you what a Turing Machine is and you don't get it and he's like I am trying to help you here and you're like I really just wanted to poison my boss so I can be the Abbot 841350
Reposted by @ltseamy.bsky.socialSardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 01/10/2026“The Boy’s King Arthur” ed. by Sidney Lanier Newell Convers Wyeth, 1929 archive.org/details/boys... 35912
Reposted by @ltseamy.bsky.socialRandall Munroe @xkcd.com · 01/10/2026If I went to Switzerland and won a Swiss watch precision contest, I would literally never talk about anything else 568414843
Reposted by @ltseamy.bsky.socialCheburashka @leshij.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Ok but "Academic who analogizes every development in the 20th century to Tsushima" would be a great bit though WWI? An outgrowth of Russo-Japanese tensions The great depression? Just think of the stock market as the Baltic Fleet The Moon landing? You know who else traveled a long way? 2433
Reposted by @ltseamy.bsky.socialSarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026 114191753965
Reposted by @ltseamy.bsky.socialJack Lynch @jacklynch000.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Teaching Swift today, and will always share this on “Modest Proposal” day. 581793374
Reposted by @ltseamy.bsky.socialCourtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 29/09/2026Honestly a lot of the “look at what AI can do for you!” things can be replaced with a basic shell script. 620131
Reposted by @ltseamy.bsky.socialBeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026"What if Rimmer from Red Dwarf but played for tragedy as well as comedy" was an incredible idea. 719317
Reposted by @ltseamy.bsky.socialDak @dak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Ordering dinner via QR code feels less like going out for hospitality and more like submitting an IT helpdesk ticket for a bowl of pasta. 192014227
Reposted by @ltseamy.bsky.socialFieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Secret Ingredient - Gator Days 51119412877
Reposted by @ltseamy.bsky.socialMaria Farrell @mariafarrell.eurosky.social · 27/09/2026I cannot ever forget how the marching bands refused to be silent, as requested, going past the house where the mother of those three murdered boys took refuge in the weeks after her unthinkable loss. A small detail that exposes everything this march is for. 6542170
Reposted by @ltseamy.bsky.socialGwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets. 203190805447
Reposted by @ltseamy.bsky.socialCourtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 22/09/2026Anyway Judge McMahon's answer is "well if there's a problem, you fucking call me and give your shitty frivolous opinion to my face right then and there." 30110495
Reposted by @ltseamy.bsky.social👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 20/09/2026can’t explain it but the pope has the most shitposting face that a human can have. it’s like iPhone face except tumblr. that face has seen tumblr 519915
Reposted by @ltseamy.bsky.socialMusicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I have not responded to the email that you sent me and which you probably spent awhile writing Forgive me it was so long and my executive functioning is completely shot 1847182
Reposted by @ltseamy.bsky.socialTekknoNerd - Commissions open @tekknonerd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Voyager, walking on those tiny legs. 13868852187
Reposted by @ltseamy.bsky.socialcait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 17/09/2026NEW CAT JUST DROPPED!!!!! 483021665
Reposted by @ltseamy.bsky.socialJamie Smart @jamiesmart.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Last few weeks I’ve kept smelling toast, randomly, at home but out and about too, and I remember the myth that this might be a sign of a stroke so I go and check and every time it turns out someone’s actually making toast. There’s like an inordinate amount of toast being made, just to freak me out. 105151063
Reposted by @ltseamy.bsky.socialPavel @spavel.bsky.social · 14/09/2026..task? ...task? ....task yet? TASK!!!! 819430
Reposted by @ltseamy.bsky.socialNovelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 27/01/2025ME: *writing in my journal with the sole aim of pissing off future historians and archaeologists* I returned to my home - which is built in the usual style - by the normal way, and prepared and ate dinner in the way I often but not always do 270232863309
Reposted by @ltseamy.bsky.socialJohn Scalzi @scalzi.com · 13/09/2026Look, intellectually I understand there are situations that call for unsalted butter instead of salted butter, but emotionally there is never a time I want to be in one of those situations. 2613560261
Reposted by @ltseamy.bsky.socialAmanda Wong @amandawtwong.bsky.social · 08/09/2026No, babe, I NEED the $200 Le Creuset Star Trek shuttlecraft casserole dish for my banana bread. 19471781172
Reposted by @ltseamy.bsky.sociallauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 08/09/2026I really thought I was too sophisticated to ever fall for a Le Creuset brand deal 4177652
Reposted by @ltseamy.bsky.socialEmily Hahn, MD @ehahnmd.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I purchased this despondent duck lamp for my desk and was notified today that my “baby item” had arrived and I cannot get over the idea of someone using this in a baby’s room. Like “welcome to your depressing life little baby, it only gets worse from here.” 371487209
Reposted by @ltseamy.bsky.socialClaire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 06/09/2026listen I cannot answer that Italian Catholicism is its OWN THING for all I know that village has a St. Gennaro of the Stag Beetles festival every September where they dress up and have a parade and eat cakes shaped like little claws in memory of how the saint was eaten by beetles 1904
Reposted by @ltseamy.bsky.socialPavel @spavel.bsky.social · 01/09/2026the most secure vegetable is a potato because it's the key ingredient in a salted hash 2243329
Reposted by @ltseamy.bsky.socialBoo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 31/08/2026Some friends are teaching their baby ASL as an early bridge to speech and they made the mistake of teaching her “want” as a concept. Now she wanders around the house signing “want” all the time as an expression of unfocused desire. They fucked up and made the baby invent the opposite of Buddhism. 3470521068
Reposted by @ltseamy.bsky.socialMicroplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 25/08/2026RIP to a legend 9104551948
Reposted by @ltseamy.bsky.socialJoel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 25/08/2026This is the letter kids got at the end of Dolly’s Imagination Library. I defy you to read this and not cry. 7243893911285
Reposted by @ltseamy.bsky.socialPavel @spavel.bsky.social · 24/08/2026This is probably the perfect skeet to introduce new fans to Alice 0101
Reposted by @ltseamy.bsky.socialMrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 23/08/2026Absolute coward behavior to include the middle initials in this post 322172312
Reposted by @ltseamy.bsky.socialMr. Blabalino 🇳🇴🇺🇸💙 @blabalino.com · 22/08/2026Found this recording of Rita Moreno performing “Fever” on The Muppet Show from 1976. 14/10 345119712989
Reposted by @ltseamy.bsky.socialPavel @spavel.bsky.social · 22/08/2026The Troubles 2: Double Northern Ireland 6445
Reposted by @ltseamy.bsky.socialG. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 20/08/2026If the world wasn't burning to ash, this aspect of climate change--revealing the past, the bones in riverbeds, the inscriptions on rocks, "ghost gardens"--would be really cool. As it stands, it feels like a bad omen. 14425100
Reposted by @ltseamy.bsky.socialSteve Morton - 🔜 AdvX, London, 7-8 November @pvbuk.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Here’s a brilliant spoof #Mastermind sketch by British TV comedy greats, The Two Ronnies: youtu.be/QRhyc56aVb0?...youtu.beThe Two Ronnies - Mastermind SketchYouTube video by Classic British Comedy 37513
![Hello Bone Colleagues,
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans.
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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:nycc7oummopgeptw555s6icn/bafkreicwbyb3msa5cnllbexjrxrmuw2s6qj36aiitv2tp5aos5nsz2pem4)
