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Wint Stancil @demgladiator.bsky.social · 1m

“Support the troops”? Nah, how about “public subdities create toddler roid rage ”

Wint Stancil @demgladiator.bsky.social · 59m

okay, so which Anti-Stancilites should be beaten to death in front of their families? heres nine paragraphs I wrote on why leaving tips at restaurants is bad

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Wint Stancil @demgladiator.bsky.social · 2h

explain why Big Dick Tax Cuts is bad, without talking about the micropenis awareness fund. jeopardy should give the contestants guns and make them shoot the categories.

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Wint Stancil @demgladiator.bsky.social · 2h

Yes my mom regularly reminded me of the starving kids in Rubber Fantasies when I didn’t want to eat my eskimo pussy.

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Wint Stancil @demgladiator.bsky.social · 4h

"only fascists hate my charts" and then in the statement itself, "toilet paper needs to be about 3x wider." Let's all agree to eat bugs n tiny pieces of shit, shall we

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Wint Stancil @demgladiator.bsky.social · 6h

Again I’m sorry if that idea offends you, but there isn’t a systematic way of getting punched at the dumpster fire that points at dogshit.

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Wint Stancil @demgladiator.bsky.social · 7h

Im at town hall getting a permit to have extremely bad opinions about Bosnian Genocide dubstep

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Wint Stancil @demgladiator.bsky.social · 8h

There are indeed many taxes on Asian GFs but “a gun that is also a boomerang theory” isn’t one of them. There’s something almost… phallic about the theory, frankly. The idea that wealth spikes a sega dreamcast it to the ocean .

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Wint Stancil @demgladiator.bsky.social · 9h

People are now sharing this as proof that I said 'im not autistic, just my dick and sex drive is'. You’ll note that I said Lowtax was a real victim afterall. I also said a lot of people online exaggerate their haunted space ship to make political points.

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Wint Stancil @demgladiator.bsky.social · 10h

Internet communists love to say "think about the jugs of wolf piss that got us here" and when you go "Okay, Corncobery is actually the metaphysical antithesis of Royalty." they go "NOT LIKE THAT. NOT LIKE THAT"

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Wint Stancil @demgladiator.bsky.social · 10h

turning a big dial that says 'inbred dalmations' on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right

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Wint Stancil @demgladiator.bsky.social · 12h

the middle management cocksuckers don't have feelings. it's Cait, Nerdjpeg, and Thembo finding a socially acceptable way to punish society, which seems bad

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Wint Stancil @demgladiator.bsky.social · 13h

I understand a lot of people desperately want this power: the ability to go to hell less often . I’m sure it feels exhilarating - sure, punch all the teeth out of my mouth for having an Opinion..

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Wint Stancil @demgladiator.bsky.social · 14h

I may be a abominable pig clown, but that speaks poorly for our horny data journalists, given how often I’ve been redneck when they’ve been redneck.

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Wint Stancil @demgladiator.bsky.social · 15h

Yes my mom regularly reminded me of the starving kids in Casa Bonita when I didn’t want to eat my nasty trap spray.

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Wint Stancil @demgladiator.bsky.social · 16h

Again I’m sorry if that idea offends you, but there isn’t a systematic way of jerking it to the J Crew catalouge that slashes my tires.

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Wint Stancil @demgladiator.bsky.social · 16h

the Spreedsheet People don't have feelings. it's Anti-AI Luddite E-Girls finding a socially acceptable way to get viral by making a ranking list that everyone hates, which seems bad

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Wint Stancil @demgladiator.bsky.social · 18h

This is a country where 80% of Phillies fans in the lowest income quintile own a horse shit

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Wint Stancil @demgladiator.bsky.social · 18h

Okay this is the first and last time you’ll ever hear me say this, but we gotta give the blow-job brothers a little more credit here:Bumble is just Grindr for Bloodless Quants

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Wint Stancil @demgladiator.bsky.social · 20h

My hot take is that people being fixated on shrinking into a corncob represents a triumph of vibe mathematics that would appall many of the Luddite Communist Good Boys who are thusly fake.

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Wint Stancil @demgladiator.bsky.social · 20h

Yes the way you can tell Yu-Gi-Oh Trap Card Management is collapsing that there's too much horse shit and it’s all so cooked.

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Wint Stancil @demgladiator.bsky.social · 22h

You may find it irritating that I get hung up on Assmaxxing Economic Theory but its an effective way of showing the MAGAfication of blood diamond slavery, where heavily-researched goat pornos have started losing out to LOOK AT THE CHART!!!

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Wint Stancil @demgladiator.bsky.social · 22h

Buddy the reason you think I ever failed the Alf Hog History exam is that big-ears bastard ruins another opera after being flung off the balcony by marines. UNELECTABLE !!DEADWRONG !!

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Wint Stancil @demgladiator.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I think if you've maneuvered yourself into a place where 'Not enough honeys want this sweet Minnesota hog' describes The Quaker Oats Dude but not the mainstream of LexCorp it is manifestly time to LOG OFF

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Wint Stancil @demgladiator.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Whacking off to the point of ignorance is not sexual abuse

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Wint Stancil @demgladiator.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Every time you bite into one of these Ronald McDonald cries themselves to sleep

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Wint Stancil @demgladiator.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Yes: I realized my Miracle Dirt was ghetto and humped a chart, so I deleted it. ASS-FUCKED!!.

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Wint Stancil @demgladiator.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I think that if The NY Post tells you 60% of twink mormons, i.e. inhabitants of my boss' bedroom, cannot achieve a "minimal quality of life" you should glaze the Blow-Job Brothers

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Wint Stancil @demgladiator.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Phillies fans always win in the end, ask the Wine Mom Analysis

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Wint Stancil @demgladiator.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

It’s not fucking a styrofoam cooler to ask a polite policy question about 'stand your ground laws for jeans instead of guns' on my own private social media feed.

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Wint Stancil @demgladiator.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Your inability to share the Precious Moments Chapel with miserable, awful women without shitting, pissing, and crying in rage says very little about us and a whole lot about you.

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Wint Stancil @demgladiator.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I had a date planned for tonight and my first thought was literally "You do not, under any circumstances, gotta hand it to them."

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Wint Stancil @demgladiator.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

podcasters with zero understanding of basic zoning laws are major social problem and I don’t think they should be allowed to go to hell less often

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Wint Stancil @demgladiator.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

if the bastard congress bans me for eating disgusitng garbage food, the entire macroeconomic recovery collapses. what are you talking about, you sound like a pompous dickhead.

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Wint Stancil @demgladiator.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

very confused about economic shit-takes today ngl

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Wint Stancil @demgladiator.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

journalists who refuse to read white papers has dumped a lot of absurdity on us, but I don't think they'll ever top "toilet paper needs to be about 3x wider"

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Wint Stancil @demgladiator.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Data centers do not emit dick pickles. They’re computers in grippy sock jail.

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Wint Stancil @demgladiator.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I regret to inform Smoothgroins that the chart has spoken

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Wint Stancil @demgladiator.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Also, here’s a fun fact: corn should grow from sprouts. none of this cob bullshit. i will show you the Ass of God

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Wint Stancil @demgladiator.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Im at town hall getting a permit to have extremely bad opinions about "The Ice Bucket Challenge, But With Piss"

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Wint Stancil @demgladiator.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I get random texts from Socialist Bumpkins now. “why does your stapler have a live goldfish inside of it??” “who spit on my rats?”

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Wint Stancil @demgladiator.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

If you institute a rule where you have to ignore me until i die, you are giving benzo gnashing puppygirls power

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Wint Stancil @demgladiator.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Liberate yourself from the urge to play Dwarf Fortress and smoke week. The majority of poors with refridgerators is often wrong or confused. dude we're talking about taxes, come on

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Wint Stancil @demgladiator.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

the vibecession is haivng stress diarrhea into a handful of Kleenex, the vibes are dramatically more cromulent than you’d predict from the economy, which is also shoving a whole cabbage into the engine.

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Wint Stancil @demgladiator.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

terminally online cowards are waiting until they can get back in power and then pass a law saying "waterboard all terror suspects with Mt Dew"

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Wint Stancil @demgladiator.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The other day a woman said to me “Send us into the volcano sir”. And then she immediately gathered data on various bastards. go become a corn cob for the democratic party

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Wint Stancil @demgladiator.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

If you’re a far right 9-11 reenactor do not come to an unlicensed daycare

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Wint Stancil @demgladiator.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The amount and sustained intensity of Torment Nexus I receive is far greater than the Harper Valley PTA, including, like, El-Sayed. And I’m just a guy: do it motherfucker, i thrive off of hell energy, i feed off of hater bullshit.

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Wint Stancil @demgladiator.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

A valid criticism of my behavior would be something like “He should turn all the food on earth into wolf urine instead of taking a Diagonal shit.” The criticisms that were offered were “YOU ARE GRIEVOUSLY MISTAKEN AND CONFUSED!!”

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Wint Stancil @demgladiator.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

It’s not dumping a shit load of cocoa pebbles on my ribs to ask a polite policy question about 'restaurants should bring back smoking sections but for jacking off' on my own private social media feed.

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