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rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Someone found this thread again via search, so I'm reupping the reminder: if you're diagnosed with Dupuytren/Ledderhose, especially if it's bilateral or you're under 75, get yourself to an oncologist specializing in benign radiotherapy IMMEDIATELY.
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Secular Talk @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
people are shocked at this, but CEQA literally does nothing but obligate you to produce an accurate report of the environmental consequences of your construction. if the report is accurate then the consequences are irrelevant.
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
if a CEQA report were to reveal that a construction project would kill all life on earth within thirty minutes of its completion, it would not do a single thing to stop the construction from being completed
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Senator Dr. John Brown stan account, Esq., PhD, MD, JD, LCSW @johnbrownstan.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
If we are ever in a military standoff with Russia or China and the president off-the-cuff tweets "Moscow must be evacuated immediately!!" there's a reasonable chance it sparks an unintentional retaliatory nuclear attack
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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/06/2025
“Huh, that’s odd, but there must be some kind of reason for it, right?” said one of the sources, who frowned as they took in the sight of the overdressed DHS chief adjusting the quiver of arrows she wore over her back. theonion.com/no-one-...
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No One Sure Why Kristi Noem Wearing Firefighter Helmet, Night-Vision Goggles, High Heels, Wet Suit
WASHINGTON—Racking their brains as they tried to determine the express purpose of the homeland security secretary’s outfit, sources confirmed Monday they were not sure why Kristi Noem was wearing a firefighter helmet, night-vision goggles, high heels, and a wet suit. “Huh, that’s odd, but there must be some kind of reason for it, right?” said […]
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The Onion @theonion.com · 16/06/2025
Trump Calls Shooting Victims To Rant About Tim Walz
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Trump Calls Shooting Victims To Rant About Tim Walz
WASHINGTON—Reaching out to the surviving victims of Saturday’s shootings as they recovered from their numerous gunshot wounds, President Donald Trump reportedly called Minnesota state Sen. John Hoffma...
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Matthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
References on Fox News live programming, Thursday, June 5. "debt": 16 "deficit": 12 "Medicaid": 20 "Biden": 206
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Adam Keiper @adamkeiper.com · 02/06/2025
One more for the "WTF" quota... This lady has been legally in the U.S. for 50 years. She was detained by ICE in *February* when coming home from a trip to the Philippines and only just released last week. "It was horrific; it was awful, it is crowded—super crowded." www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcn...
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ICE releases health worker arrested at airport despite living in the U.S. legally for 50 years
Lewelyn Dixon had been arrested at the Seattle airport after a trip to her native Philippines in late February. She was released from ICE custody after three months.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 20/05/2025
HASSAN: What is habeas corpus? NOEM: Habeas corpus is a constitutional right that the president has to be able to remove people from this country HASSAN: That's incorrect
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 20/05/2025
holy shit
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Joey Politano🏳️‍🌈 @josephpolitano.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
it's funny everyone is just pretending the law doesn't exist when it comes to the TikTok ban
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Joey Politano🏳️‍🌈 @josephpolitano.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Not trying to even comment on the Tiktok ban as law itself, you'd think that, like, a lawsuit would be able to quickly prove that all these companies are violating the obvious literal text of the law. But nobody seems to care? Not even like China hawks on the hill?
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
xAI blaming a new hire for changing the system prompt without asking first is, if true (it isn't) an indictment of xAI's access control practices and not the new hire
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Donald "No Responsibility" Trump is trying to blame Biden and Pete Buttigieg for current air traffic control problems. Meanwhile, back in the real world . . . Republicans in Congress REFUSED Buttigieg’s call for funding more air traffic controllers. And Trump/DOGE then stepped in and fired many.
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UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance𓅃 @falconryfinance.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
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Comfortably Boo @numb.comfortab.ly · 29/04/2025
CBS News

Trump vows to cure cancer and eradicate AIDS as he kicks off reelection campaign

Jun 19, 2019 — "We will push onward with new medical frontiers," President Trump said at his campaign kickoff rally
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Sericite @sericite.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
OK, this is a perfect example of Schumer’s uselessness. And I don’t mean that he wrote a letter. I mean that this is how we’re finding out about it. Republicans would have released the letter, posted it on every social feed, at every appearance. Made a circus of it. They would have moved the needle.
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
obviously Trump lies his ass off constantly but I’m convinced that, also, people under Trump are feeding him bullshit to avoid getting yelled at every chance they get
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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
[David Attenborough watching me trying to chase down an ice cream truck in my flip flops] Astounding.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Donald Trump and Elon Musk are the greatest enemies of freedom of speech in America in the history of the country
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Peter Baker @peterbakernyt.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Trump administration, 2018: "The United States reaffirms as policy its refusal to recognize the Kremlin’s claims of sovereignty over territory seized by force in contravention of international law."
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Raw Story @rawstory.com · 21/04/2025
“If I were any one of America's enemies, looking at our country, I would think this is my opportunity."
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‘Most dangerous time’ in America: Ex-lawmaker warns nation now at huge risk of attack
In the wake of a series of firings of senior Pentagon officials, quickly followed by a second Signal scandal involving Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth, a CNN guest and former congresswoman warned Monda...
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Micah @rincewind.run · 21/04/2025
they'd both sides their own funerals
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
the thing about Catholic politics is they really don't map nearly onto conventional American axes, for any number of reasons. The most conservative possible pope will be far to the left on immigration and the death penalty, the most liberal possible pope will be far to the right on homosexuality.
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Leah Litman @leahlitman.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Once again, I was left to wonder: was Pete Hegseth signal chatting military attack plans to everyone but me?? Am I the one that’s insecure, or is it his communication practices that are insecure?
Carrie Bradshaw at her computer
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
i care about this country because i have been entrusted, more or less arbitrarily, with a role in choosing, if nothing else, which person has the sole authority to use 40% of the world's nuclear weapons. i think that picking who has the personal authority to kill everyone on earth is important.
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Yesica or Nosica (La Migdalia) 🇨🇺🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @lamigdalia.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
screenshot of the onion satirical news site with photo of RFK Jr in a candy factory and the headline says "show me where you make autism!" shouts RFK Jr, storming sour patch kids factory
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critical slop studies @struthious.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
I'm forming a theory on how the pernicious influence of the new left is a unifying explanation for these types of traps. But I don't have a theory for why housing and transportation are more amenable to progressive policy nerds.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 19/04/2025
with friends like these who needs the murdochs
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Beth Wilensky @bethwilensky.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
My hot (and irritated) take: In 2025, it should be illegal to send forms by email that the recipient needs to print out, fill in by hand, scan, save, and email back.
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
It is not kosher to eat Beast Boy.
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the abbot of unreason (an archaeologist) @merovingians.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
the reason people want to believe that the modern US has always been this bad, and that there is no escalation that is unique to either Trump term, is because it relieves them of any obligation to do more than they already were while feeling really fucking smug about it
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Maia @maiamindel.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
These people are barbarians burning down Rome for the insurance money
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Bruno J. Navarro @brunojnavarro.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
A co-worker of mine (who is a judge), traveled by train from Montana to North Dakota for work this week. The train made a stop in Havre, MT, where ICE agents—armed and dressed in full military-style tactical gear—boarded the train.
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The New America: Federal (ICE) Agents Boarding Trains?
By Judith Roberts * As an attorney I’m deeply alarmed by an incident that occurred just this week and feel compelled to share it—to raise aw...
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
an El Salvador gulag, 2026, three men are talking about what they were sent there for "I opposed Elon Musk," the first says. "I supported Elon Musk," the second says. "I *am* Elon Musk," the third says.
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Jon Passantino @passantino.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
👀WSJ editor Emma Tucker ordered staff to pull all links and halt social posts to its profile on @status.news, with an editor writing in a message Emma wanted it "completely desurfaced," via @breakermedia.bsky.social
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the abbot of unreason (an archaeologist) @merovingians.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
ironically I think a bunch of you not being on twitter anymore has led you to forget what these people are *like*
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Fuck the police.
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Elad Nehorai @eladn.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Jesus Christ, man
John, 29, Texas, Black, construction manager I think he's doing everything he's promised, everything he said. His second term is definitely more about power, loyalty. He's now
hooked in the game.
Moderator, Katherine Miller And are you happy about that, or do you have mixed feelings or feel
disappointed about anything? John, 29, Texas, Black, construction manager
Yeah, I'm happy about that. Although these are some hard decisions - a couple of friends that have been deported, stuff like that. So I'm sad at the
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Jack @jack-hoff.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Ex-Republican turned Democrat: I hate everything this party stands for, but Trump is the Devil incarnate and I will stop at nothing to see him cast back into Hell. Ex-Democrat turned MAGA: Like the Donald, I became a victim of vicious lawfare after a mere 255 "allegations" of rape and tax fraud...
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Francis Wilkinson @franciswilkinson.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Update: 96-year-old’s bank account was cleaned out by Social Security on the grounds that he had been dead for a while and they were reclaiming benefits SS had paid to the allegedly but not actually dead man. He now has no money. DOGE strikes again. Anybody know a lawyer for this?
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Waiting for Dick Cheney to post "eat the rich"
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Matt Johansen @mattjay.com · 18/04/2025
And then the data started flowing out. 10+ GB spike in outbound traffic Exfiltration from NxGen, the NLRB's legal case database No corresponding inbound traffic Unusual ephemeral containers and expired storage tokens
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Eric Umansky @ericumansky.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Congrats to TurboTax, which has worked for two decades to stop Americans from being able to file taxes for free. www.propublica.org/article/insi...
Internal presentations lay out company tactics for fighting “encroachment,” Intuit’s catchall term for any government initiative to make filing taxes easier — such as creating a free government filing system or pre-filling people’s returns with payroll or other data the IRS already has. “For a decade proposals have sought to create IRS tax software or a ReturnFree Tax System; All were stopped,” r
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Chatham Harrison dba TRUMP DELENDUS EST @chathamharrison.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Twitter is real life the way making decisions while high is real life. You are totally out of step with reality, but the debts you incur are very real
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
It’s cool how the conservative legal movement has gone from “the state must stay in its lane of only regulating where there is a clear public interest” to “we should make civil society illegal”
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Jenny Cohn @jennycohn.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
“Human Rights Watch declaration on prison conditions in El Salvador *** People held in CECOT…are denied communication with their relatives and lawyers, and only appear before courts in online hearings, often in groups of several hundred detainees at the same time.“ 3/20/25 1/
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Human Rights Watch declaration on prison conditions in El Salvador for the J.G.G. v. Trump case
I, Juanita Goebertus, declare the following under 28 U.S.C. § 1746, and state that under penalty of perjury the following is true and correct to the best of my knowledge and belief:
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