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Sericite

@sericite.bsky.social
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“Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself. (I am large; I contain multitudes.)” ~ Whitman For my sins, I’m back in Missouri.

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Sericite @sericite.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
After the 3rd person I saw on socials insist I’ve heard it if I’ve ever gone in a store, I finally listened to Choosin’ Texas. It is possible I heard it & thought it was something else because the melody sounds ripped from an 80s country song that I can’t place & am going crazy trying to remember.
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Sericite @sericite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Nope. I can almost…ALMOST…understand Endgame since it has been so long since it was released & no doubt their mish mash of a plan has acquired some continuity errors. This is unacceptable.
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Sericite @sericite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
In which Rolling Stone gets irritated that people who don’t listen to country music have the audacity to mention they don’t listen to country music when informed about a popular country song they haven’t listened to…because they don’t listen to country music.
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Sericite @sericite.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It’s been a full 24 hours since I washed these clothes, they’re almost entirely dry and they STILL smell just a strong as when I hung them up. It’s like the world’s worst air freshener. Except I think air fresheners fade faster.
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Sericite @sericite.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Evidence for the potentially undiagnosed neurodivergence file: I had to crash super hard last week & early this week to meet a deadline. The aftermath is the last half of this week I have had no ability to focus at all. Just a complete lack of ability to lock in. Yes, I should be working right now.
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Sericite @sericite.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Some real “I know you are but what am I?” energy. A little “I’m rubber, you’re glue,” y’know?
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Sericite @sericite.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’m legitimately going to need to run these clothes through the washer again because they absolutely reek. Like I’m slightly nauseated. Don’t know what those people did to that washer but wish they wouldn’t have. Blahhhh.
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Sericite @sericite.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Being put on hold without hold music is super weird. Are you still there? Did you accidentally hang up on me? Is my phone working? Makes me feel more kindly toward the cheesy soft jazz we usually get.
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Sericite @sericite.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We have a new trash collection company here at the apartment complex, and for some reason they regularly come empty the dumpsters at almost 1 AM. My dudes…people are SLEEPING. (Not me yet obviously…lol)
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Sericite @sericite.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Still going to the stupid laundromat because they still haven’t fixed the laundry room. I use fragrance free products, but whoever used the machine before me must have left some powerful fabric softener or something in the dispenser. My whole damn apartment reeks of overwhelming fake florals now. 🥴
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Sericite @sericite.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Listening to a true crime podcast about Ed Kemper, the Co-Ed Killer. Apparently, while in prison he’s narrated audiobooks? And one of the titles he apparently narrated is Flowers In The Attic. I don’t even care if it’s true…the way I cackled at the black humor of pairing that man & that title. ☠️
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Sericite @sericite.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
They’ll try to use this as proof it’s “thinking” or conscious (look how it’s described) but it’s exactly the opposite. This happens because it DOESN’T think so it can’t use its judgement to know what’s meant / allowed. It’s user error, and a repeating one because humans can’t anticipate every avenue
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Sericite @sericite.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The Discover tab on Bluesky is such a trip because I never know what’s gonna cause it to just kinda lose its mind for a few days? A few months ago it spent a week sending me a bunch of gym daddy posts. And today it’s showing me every single post a random user I don’t follow made today.
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Sericite @sericite.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
New pet peeve: The sudden rush of restaurants and stores that ring you up with a pay with cash price and a higher pay with credit price. First a couple mid sized restaurants did it. But tonight? FRICKIN’ BEST BUY. Bitch, credit card fees are part of your overhead; YOU pay that shit not me.
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Sericite @sericite.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Sounds like that bad boy needs a “soak” overnight. Or is that just my neurodivergent mess. 😆
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Sericite @sericite.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Trader Joe’s Food Review: Their new seasonal cranberry jalapeño chicken meatballs are really good. A little sweet & only the tiniest touch of spice…more flavor than heat. Recommended. Also got their Salted Maple ice cream last week. SO GOOD.
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Sericite @sericite.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I recognize Bluesky’s relative lack of algorithmic engagement is much better for my mental health, but sometimes I do miss being served the insane discourse of the day in a grab-your-popcorn sort of way. 😆 I’m really enjoying the unhinged “iced coffee at a job interview” discourse on Threads now.
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Sericite @sericite.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
As an autumn girlie, this forecast makes me incredibly happy. Finally.
Five day weather forecast for Kansas City showing highs in the lower 70s all week.
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Sericite @sericite.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Should not have to be that nervous about a chip shot to end the game, but that’s apparently the Butker experience these days. Glad he was Good Butker on that one. Go Chiefs!
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Sericite @sericite.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It did not stand. But I am gonna have it my pocket for the next time the “Chiefs get all the calls” nonsense starts.
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Sericite @sericite.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Oh, if this stands the internet is gonna lose its entire fucking mind. 😆😆😆 #Chiefs
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Sericite @sericite.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Just saw an absolutely insane ad supporting Missouri Amendment 3 pushing some of the most unhinged “trans agenda” bullshit. Sigh. It’s gonna be a long autumn here in Missouri.
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Sericite @sericite.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Also Collinsworth & Tirico said what I was thinking. Kelce seems to have grabbed that lost step back. He looks much faster than last season. #Chiefs
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Sericite @sericite.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I love how much Kenneth Walker seems to love watching Emmitt Johnson work. Seems like a healthy RB room. Also, how did we go from no RBs with vision & patience to two? 😆😆 #Chiefs
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Sericite @sericite.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I do enjoy that Andy seems to be back in his bag again this year. 😆😆😆 #Chiefs #ChiefsKingdom
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Sericite @sericite.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Had a shitty week last week & had to work 15 extra hours of overtime. Gonna be a shitty week this week. Management gaslighting me pretending the problem is me feeling stressed, not that the situation is unsustainable. Absolutely sick with dread about going back tomorrow. So frustrated these days. 😭
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Sericite @sericite.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I’ve been praying for this day for the last couple years.
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Sericite @sericite.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This. I’ve been saying the last few years that it’s inexcusable to have players the caliber of Creed and Trey and no one consistently able to run behind them. I was beginning to blame the coaching, but…well, it was still partly the coaching. 😆
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Sericite @sericite.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It’s been so long since we had a running back with patience & vision. I’m so happy. 🤩 #Chiefs #ChiefsKingdom
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mcc @dryad.technology · 20/09/2026
Hey, I notice you're trying to influence political candidates during an election. That's really inconvenient, politically speaking. Wouldn't it be better to wait until after the election, when the candidate has everything they need from you, and you have zero leverage?
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Sericite @sericite.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Yep. They sound like folks who said that we needed to accept anti-choice Democrat candidates because we had to beat the Republicans and Roe was settled law anyway. And here we are years later with no Roe, Trump & unchecked creeping authoritarianism. Fool me once….
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Sericite @sericite.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
In case you were letting yourself believe they might see you as anything more than a cog in the capitalism machine…
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Sericite @sericite.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Holy shit, lightning so close & blinding bright even through my blinds that I have the after image still in my eyes. Scared the hell out of me. Kinda want to peek out & see if my car’s okay. 😆 But I’ll take it…this is one of those storms that’s gonna bring lovely cool air with it.
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Sericite @sericite.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Both parties hate the Dem Socialists so much because they’re showing just how much of government’s seeming ineffectiveness has been that they simply didn’t want to try to fix things.
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Sericite @sericite.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The worst part is that they’re gonna run on a platform of nothing more than “But we’re the lesser evil” and it’s gonna work because the other guy is SO FUCKING EVIL, and the lesson they’ll take from it is that they never need take a stand again.
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Feminist Proper Gander @dappergander.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
we've created the million monkeys at a million typewriters and it turns out some people will think the monkeys love them and some people will think the monkeys are God
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Sericite @sericite.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It looks like the summer is finally breaking here and today was our last truly hot day…by truly hot, I mean it was pushing 99. By Tuesday the high is expected to be 68, a full 30 degrees cooler. Put summer to bed and bring on fall!!!! Thank god. Finally.
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Sericite @sericite.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Hold on. I get my favorite holiday and an end to fucking daylight saving in the same night?! 2026 might have one singular redeeming quality after all.
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Sericite @sericite.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Considering for the insta-block list: Folks who rush to excuse every grammatical error as “language changing.” No. “Casted” is wrong, “wary” is not spelled “weary”, and pretending it’s just language drift is making dangerous excuses for a lack of learning in the middle of a literacy crisis 😡
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Sericite @sericite.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
You gotta love it when you’re talking with your boss & his solution to being stressed out is to just decide not to feel stressed out. Great. Why didn’t I think of that? 😒
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Sericite @sericite.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
At this point, you have to start to wonder when the money guys start putting pressure on the GOP to get rid of him. There’s only so much their riches can shield them if he is determined to destroy the entire economy.
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Sericite @sericite.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Even just gas prices is boggling enough. How many years of reminding people that presidents don’t actually have much control over gas prices, only for Trump to come along and now we have to be like “yeah, this is 100% on that idiot in the White House.”
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Sericite @sericite.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
We…we…we have TWO good running backs now? My Raised-on-Martyball heart is so full. 🥺 #Chiefs #ChiefsKingdom
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Sericite @sericite.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I’ve been saying for years that there’s no reason the Chiefs RBs couldn’t put up more yards behind our offensive line & it’s taken Kenneth Walker just over one half of football to prove my point emphatically.
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Sericite @sericite.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I’ve waited so long…🤩
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Cody K @codyk.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Marty approves.
Marty Schottenheimer pointing
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Sericite @sericite.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Oh. Oh, I like Kenneth Walker. I like him VERY MUCH. I’ve waited so long for us to have a real run game. 😭 #HappyTears #Chiefs #ChiefsKingdom
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Sericite @sericite.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
So Patrick’s knee must be okay, huh? 😆😆😆😆 #Chiefs #ChiefsKingdom
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Sericite @sericite.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Had to bust out Generald for the national anthem as our good luck charm & he nailed it as always. For the first time this year… GO CHIEFS!!!!! #ChiefsKingdom
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Sericite @sericite.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
My discover feed is full of posts about bad referees in football today & it took me entirely too long to realize some of them were about the NFL and some were about Manchester United. Bitching about the refs…the universal language of sports. 😂
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