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Rokku Haado

@lordraa.bsky.social
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Terrible human being who laughs at things he probably shouldn't.

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Rokku Haado @lordraa.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is suboptimal news. Regardless of your beer preferences, you should have a choice and the opportunity to try something that's new to you. www.thedrinksbusiness.com/2026/10/carl...
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Carlsberg to close Marston's Brewery
Carlsberg Britvic is planning to close its Marston's Brewery, raising the question: What will happen to so many of Britain’s historic cask ales now? Jessica Mason reports.
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James Goss @gossjam.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
We value your privacy but
Privacy notice sharing with 1746 partners
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Twlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You will note no Pobol Y Cwm? The New York Times hates the Welsh
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Stephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
We need a cull of columnists. Do it Running Man style and broadcast it on ITV Saturday night.
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Rokku Haado @lordraa.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Those Auralnauts are very talented. They have the power to make me not hate seeing modern Star Wars content as much. www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1cw...
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Star Wars: Larry – The Abridged Cut
YouTube video by Auralnauts
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Adam_Y @modernistpunk.com · 19/09/2026
My liege...
A screen grab of the BBC with the subtitles "the duke and duchess of sausage" and a picture of harry and Megan.
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Viz Comic @vizcomic.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
subscriptions >>> shop.viz.co.uk/viz358bs
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Angus Main @angusmain.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If the BBC want comedy sketches that ‘work today’, maybe they should commission some new sketch shows?
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Eddie Robson @eddierobson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This should be basic stuff, if someone is livestreaming crimes then the site where they do it should be treated as complicit if they make no effort to shut it down.
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Stephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Owen's never seen a foreigner he thought capable of thinking for themselves.
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SlenderSherbet @slendersherbet.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"I don't fucking think so"
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Peter Geoghegan @petergeoghegan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Cocaine produces certain types of very visible social ills - which are politically potent But cocaine, as we’re seeing, also fuels very particular types of political movements (that, ironically, feed of unhappiness at the same social ills as above)
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Peter Geoghegan @petergeoghegan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It feels like Britain and ireland needs to start talking about the mass scale of cocaine usage that seems to be happening Just got off train to bunch of lads outside station playing techno and snorting lines. But seen similar in rural ireland And that’s before get to the ‘patriots’
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Eddie Robson @eddierobson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
There are not a lot of songs about being an unsuccessful screenwriter, but this is a very good one, and very accurate.
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Nick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Agreed. Find your own sexy man, you lazy git.
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Rokku Haado @lordraa.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQLa...
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I didn't hear no bell | comic by Based Binkie
YouTube video by Solus Astorias
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Rokku Haado @lordraa.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Working at a major car brand design office in the 2000s and we regularly sketched a cock and balls next to the company logo on engineering drawings. You could only see it if you zoomed in around 5 times.
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Julian Power 🖋️📖 @julianrwpower.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
What‘s with the rental van? £15,000 worth of Lego sets will fit in two carrier bags.
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Anyone who thinks "is the colour blue I see the same as the colour blue anyone else sees?" is a deep philosophical question with no real answer has never been in a 2-hour meeting with a graphic designer who owns a Pantone swatch book, and for that I envy them.
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🎃 Smersh Pod 🎃 @smershpod.com · 14/09/2026
Coming Halloween 2026. Starting October 19th. Ending October 31st. 13 DAYS OF HALLOWEEN. A terrifying podcast event. Only from Smersh Pod.
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Oglaf @oglaf.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
www.oglaf.com/surpriseparty/
comic strip!
panel 1
A woman speaks to a man
woman- Can I grab your dick when you're least expecting it? That's what I'm into

panel 2
man- Sure. But I'm kind of expecting it now

panel 3
woman- Oh, it isn't going to happen now.
It isn't going to happen soon

panel 4
woman- It will happen WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT

panel 5
the man fights spiky green enemies of some sort.
he stands on a big chunk of cracked masonry.
It's what, underground? It all seems very green for some reason.

panel 6
the man looks down

panel 7
man- Still sort of expecting it

panel 8
we see that the woman has slithered up through the crack in the masonry and holds up a hand between the man's legs.

woman- Fuck's sake
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Jason Sinclair @jsinclair.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
First they came for the children's books
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Rokku Haado @lordraa.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Bought a black toilet brush as I was sick of seeing shit on a white brush. Bloody things covered in white toilet paper.
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Rokku Haado @lordraa.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Just a brief personal update:
A screenshot of a letter announcing "You've paid off your mortgage"
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David J @damjef.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
How strong is that fan?!?
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John Rain🥇 @johnrain.co.uk · 08/07/2026
Not one mention of Merchant. Just sensational weirdness all round.
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Ian Martin @ianmartin.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I would LOVE to watch the last three eps, on a streamer we FUCKING pay for primarily for this but THEY HAVEN'T FIXED THE SUBTITLES YET. Yes, we need subs. No, we don't want them in FUCKING TURKISH YOU INCOMPETENT CLOTS.
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mayonnaise spookboy @paintedsky.ca · 03/07/2026
the real discourse we should be having about the USMNT is how it stands for United States Mutant Ninja Turtles
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Rokku Haado @lordraa.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
This might be of some use to people: www.youtube.com/watch?v=lk3j...
youtube.com
Don't Hang Up On AI Scammers. Do THIS Instead.
YouTube video by Kitboga
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Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 03/07/2026
Traditionally, longbows.
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
As a beautician in a small town, I'm not embarrassed when I recognise women whose bits I've waxed. I did though find it awkward when a girl whose Brazilian I'd done in the week needed a lift home Sunday morning having been pulled by my son and brought home for a one-night stand.
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Rokku Haado @lordraa.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
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Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel @alisoneales.com · 21/06/2026
Look at this smug cunt sitting on his little hoard of gold
A photo of a seagull sitting on an overflowing bin in the park
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Check out this sword stuck in a stone!!
ⓘ Removed by Arthur
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
The only artist in the "The" section of a record shop should be "The The" otherwise it creates an alphabetical clusterfuck.
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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Every single word in this headline is a surprise
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Anyways, Happy Father’s Day.
Oh, I don’t know.
A young woman in a pink dress having her photo taken. Behind her is a strange shirtless man looking out and smiling.
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Rokku Haado @lordraa.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Mildly hyped for this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZ0v...
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TVアニメ『攻殻機動隊 THE GHOST IN THE SHELL』プロモーションビデオ第4弾|2026年7月7日 放送開始
YouTube video by Ghost in the Shell Official Channel
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
British YouTubers who change their pronunciation of certain words to American English are traitors. You know full well it's not "aluminum" you tit
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
You don't have a viable, ethical business model if it relies on your customers forgetting to cancel a subscription.
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Rokku Haado @lordraa.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zV6t...
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Another One Bites the Bee Gees
YouTube video by Auralnauts
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But Andrew Hickey Died Ten Years Ago This Very Night @andrewhickey.500songs.com · 11/06/2026
This. And specifically the problem is nobody knows how to do melodrama any more. The crucial thing to stopping this is *you don't make your main character the protagonist*. Protagonists change and grow. That breaks melodrama serial characters.
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Counterpoint: This is how everyone wears sunglasses.
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Bethany Elliott @bethanyaelliott.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Somebody please put this incident into a film.
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Stephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Happened across an episode of Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em earlier. Even as a kid I couldn't really enjoy it, as I just felt sorry for the people who came into contact with this moron.
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Jason Sinclair @jsinclair.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Pretty sure we had the pomodoro technique in the 1990s although back then we called it "cigarette breaks" www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
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The one change that worked: I struggled to get any work done – until I bought a kitchen timer
After years of procrastination, even the most trivial task felt like climbing a mountain. Then I discovered the pomodoro technique – and how much I could achieve in just 25 minutes
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