Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 3hRazorlight, the shitty landfill Indie band, have one decent track called Before I Fall To Pieces and it’s basically skiffle. Just thought I’d mention that. 100
Reposted by RichFinn @thegoblinpoet.bsky.social · 10hhold up - will confidently interject on any subject, often with significant errors - can't actually read, instead relies on an elaborate method of parsing context through structure & likely words - looks financially impressive, actually built on huge amounts of unsustainable debt 27721
Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 22hyoutu.be/fdms8Bpmvik?...youtu.beSleep DeprivationYouTube video by Simian Mobile Disco - Topic 000
Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 22hSometimes I sit outside my little house in the middle of nowhere and I think of my children that she took to the other side of the earth and I actually scream. 380
Reposted by RichJack Tindale @jacktindale.bsky.social · 29/09/2026To be frank it's a great chance for some new topical horse names. Fairford Dogging on the inside, Fairford Dogging followed by Red Diesel Smuggler and Marco Rubio's Nixed Press Conference. Irate Farmer gaining ground closely behind Flytipping Polycule. 37115
Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 29/09/2026Is it possible to preemptively block every account with a heart in the handle because I am so sick of gaza scammers 000
Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 29/09/2026If your pub serves food at the table (and let’s be honest, it does) then you have every right to ban queuing as it obstructs your front of house staff. You could even apply it to glass collecting. Go all Health & Safety on them. 151
Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 28/09/2026Now enjoying- two homemade bagels with cream cheese, smoked salmon, a twist of black pepper and a spritz of lemon juice. 060
Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 28/09/2026If anyone at Ubisoft is reading this, Assassin’s Creed: Zulu could be amazing, just saying. 110
Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 28/09/2026AC Shadows vs AC Valhalla Tough one. The skills system in Shadows actually works, which is nice but you can no longer climb anything which is bad. Other pluses include no light beam puzzles and no cairns. I did not come here to play shit tetris. 250
Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 27/09/2026And there’s a rustic spelt sourdough and some offcuts of lardy cake. I’ve packaged the pretty cuts nicely. 160
Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 27/09/2026I think we’d all settle for Oscar Isaac not visibly despairing over the script 1351
Reposted by RichJack Tindale @jacktindale.bsky.social · 27/09/2026There’s the 9/11 bit on The Day Today DVD where Chris Morris goes “coming up next, what is a hijacked airliner and HOW DOES IT CRASH?!” that lives rent free in my head when I see headlines like this. 810319
Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 27/09/2026All these guys definitely need something, anything to believe in. However pathetic it might be, it’s still a step up on being them. 250
Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 27/09/2026Right. Now I’m going to make some baguettes and while they’re on second proof I shall make some bagels and when those are done I shall make a lardy cake. And then I’ll turn out the sourdough spelt loaves and bake them. 280
Reposted by RichJames Tarry @northamptonian.bsky.social · 27/09/2026@mattfallaize.bsky.social congratulations on getting in the Good Beer Guide for the 6th year running! 121
Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 27/09/2026I don’t think Shakespeare needs “f-bombs”. “That trunk of humours, that bolting-hutch of beastliness, that swollen parcel of dropsies, that huge bombard of sack, that stuffed cloak-bag of guts, that roasted Manningtree ox with pudding in his belly 👇 140
Reposted by RichBrokenBanker @brokenbanker.bsky.social · 26/09/2026bingo, it worked (altho am sure my presentation leaves a lot to be desired). @rosamundi cleared her plate, as did I: 151
Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 26/09/2026What this headline needs is that little lad on here who pops up and calls everyone who says “Republic of Ireland” a racist 120
Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 26/09/2026Maybe I’m just being old and stupid but I don’t think AI agents will affect anything. 100
Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 26/09/2026Remember your solar powered scientific calculator from school? Why aren’t more things like that? Why do my kitchen scales need a coin battery? 250
Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 26/09/2026Alright gang, I need prep a lot of my best bread for the pub (and have revived and fed ABE). What do we think would impress? 310
Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 25/09/2026The correct attack on Kemi Badenoch is, of course, that she is absolutely fucking shit at this. 060
Reposted by RichJohn Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 25/09/2026Walk in, crack a can of white lightning. 19755
Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 25/09/2026Is it blood? Has Claude been training on terrible Anne Rice novels 220
Reposted by RichAngry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Great to see Emu still doing his stuff as a solo artist.devonlive.comBizarre moment man and emu wrestle in roadThe bird headbutted the man and ran off 49515
Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 25/09/2026The kindest thing I can say about Fleabag is that I was not the target audience. 5120
Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 25/09/2026I wouldn't plan on watching #totp until 8pm unless you want your heart unbroken twice 010
Reposted by RichIan Kikuchi @curatorian.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The uchi mata at the start of this is a thing of beauty. youtube.com/shorts/gLACB...youtube.comThese women mean business! Amazing start to day 5!YouTube video by International Judo Federation 211
Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 24/09/2026In baking news, on Sunday I will be bringing the landlords of my favourite local pub a selection of fine farty artisan bread to see if they can use it on the regular which might mean I can afford to go visit my gf and stuff 1130
Reposted by RichStansaid Airport @stansaidairport.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Wow, this brings back memories. One of our very first training videos from years ago. Happy days. 4609
Reposted by RichDan Kaszeta FRHistS @dankaszeta.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Nigel Farage has staked out a pro-Russia pro-disinformation position. www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/nigel-...huffingtonpost.co.ukNigel Farage Has Attacked The Government's Plans For A New Russia Misinformation UnitThe Reform UK leader claimed it is “targeted directly” at his party. 109428
Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 24/09/2026What I’ve learned about bagels is that hand shaping them is hard and unless you’ve been speaking Yiddish your entire life, probably don’t do that. But if you bake them on the silicone moulds (which are ace), the holes don’t brown. You can boil them on the moulds and then bake without 340