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@rich-bryant.uk
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Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 3h
Razorlight, the shitty landfill Indie band, have one decent track called Before I Fall To Pieces and it’s basically skiffle. Just thought I’d mention that.
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Finn @thegoblinpoet.bsky.social · 10h
hold up - will confidently interject on any subject, often with significant errors - can't actually read, instead relies on an elaborate method of parsing context through structure & likely words - looks financially impressive, actually built on huge amounts of unsustainable debt
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Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 22h
youtu.be/fdms8Bpmvik?...
youtu.be
Sleep Deprivation
YouTube video by Simian Mobile Disco - Topic
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Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 22h
Sometimes I sit outside my little house in the middle of nowhere and I think of my children that she took to the other side of the earth and I actually scream.
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Jack Tindale @jacktindale.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
To be frank it's a great chance for some new topical horse names. Fairford Dogging on the inside, Fairford Dogging followed by Red Diesel Smuggler and Marco Rubio's Nixed Press Conference. Irate Farmer gaining ground closely behind Flytipping Polycule.
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Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 29/09/2026
Is it possible to preemptively block every account with a heart in the handle because I am so sick of gaza scammers
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Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 29/09/2026
If your pub serves food at the table (and let’s be honest, it does) then you have every right to ban queuing as it obstructs your front of house staff. You could even apply it to glass collecting. Go all Health & Safety on them.
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Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 28/09/2026
John Cleese as Halfdan the Black in Erik The Viking
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Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 28/09/2026
Now enjoying- two homemade bagels with cream cheese, smoked salmon, a twist of black pepper and a spritz of lemon juice.
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Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 28/09/2026
The Wes Streeting lad isn’t very good at making friends, is he
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Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 28/09/2026
If anyone at Ubisoft is reading this, Assassin’s Creed: Zulu could be amazing, just saying.
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Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 28/09/2026
AC Shadows vs AC Valhalla Tough one. The skills system in Shadows actually works, which is nice but you can no longer climb anything which is bad. Other pluses include no light beam puzzles and no cairns. I did not come here to play shit tetris.
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Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 27/09/2026
“I have never met a Jack Russell Terrier”
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Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 27/09/2026
Fair.
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Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 27/09/2026
You don’t have to like the album so The Joshua Tree.
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Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 27/09/2026
And there’s a rustic spelt sourdough and some offcuts of lardy cake. I’ve packaged the pretty cuts nicely.
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Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 27/09/2026
I think we’d all settle for Oscar Isaac not visibly despairing over the script
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Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 27/09/2026
Everything you can successfully “vibe code” is shit.
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Jack Tindale @jacktindale.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
There’s the 9/11 bit on The Day Today DVD where Chris Morris goes “coming up next, what is a hijacked airliner and HOW DOES IT CRASH?!” that lives rent free in my head when I see headlines like this.
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Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 27/09/2026
First batch of my new hybrid method bagels look really good.
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Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 27/09/2026
It begins
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Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 27/09/2026
All these guys definitely need something, anything to believe in. However pathetic it might be, it’s still a step up on being them.
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Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 27/09/2026
Right. Now I’m going to make some baguettes and while they’re on second proof I shall make some bagels and when those are done I shall make a lardy cake. And then I’ll turn out the sourdough spelt loaves and bake them.
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Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 27/09/2026
This is the only correct answer.
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James Tarry @northamptonian.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@mattfallaize.bsky.social congratulations on getting in the Good Beer Guide for the 6th year running!
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Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 27/09/2026
I don’t think Shakespeare needs “f-bombs”. “That trunk of humours, that bolting-hutch of beastliness, that swollen parcel of dropsies, that huge bombard of sack, that stuffed cloak-bag of guts, that roasted Manningtree ox with pudding in his belly 👇
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Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 27/09/2026
The Moody Pinks
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BrokenBanker @brokenbanker.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
bingo, it worked (altho am sure my presentation leaves a lot to be desired). @rosamundi cleared her plate, as did I:
a Rich Bryant #RNLIRecipes venison based dish
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Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 26/09/2026
What this headline needs is that little lad on here who pops up and calls everyone who says “Republic of Ireland” a racist
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Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 26/09/2026
Maybe I’m just being old and stupid but I don’t think AI agents will affect anything.
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Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 26/09/2026
Remember your solar powered scientific calculator from school? Why aren’t more things like that? Why do my kitchen scales need a coin battery?
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Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 26/09/2026
Alright gang, I need prep a lot of my best bread for the pub (and have revived and fed ABE). What do we think would impress?
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Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 25/09/2026
you all look like overpaid fat cunts
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Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 25/09/2026
The correct attack on Kemi Badenoch is, of course, that she is absolutely fucking shit at this.
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John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 25/09/2026
Walk in, crack a can of white lightning.
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Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 25/09/2026
Is it blood? Has Claude been training on terrible Anne Rice novels
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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Great to see Emu still doing his stuff as a solo artist.
devonlive.com
Bizarre moment man and emu wrestle in road
The bird headbutted the man and ran off
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Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 25/09/2026
The kindest thing I can say about Fleabag is that I was not the target audience.
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Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 25/09/2026
Was the Reform candidate in prison for noncing or something?
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Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 25/09/2026
I wouldn't plan on watching #totp until 8pm unless you want your heart unbroken twice
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Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 24/09/2026
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Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 24/09/2026
weak
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Ian Kikuchi @curatorian.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The uchi mata at the start of this is a thing of beauty. youtube.com/shorts/gLACB...
youtube.com
These women mean business! Amazing start to day 5!
YouTube video by International Judo Federation
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Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 24/09/2026
In baking news, on Sunday I will be bringing the landlords of my favourite local pub a selection of fine farty artisan bread to see if they can use it on the regular which might mean I can afford to go visit my gf and stuff
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Stansaid Airport @stansaidairport.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Wow, this brings back memories. One of our very first training videos from years ago. Happy days.
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Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 24/09/2026
I need the most Bristol house you have No, that’s too Bristol
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Dan Kaszeta FRHistS @dankaszeta.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Nigel Farage has staked out a pro-Russia pro-disinformation position. www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/nigel-...
huffingtonpost.co.uk
Nigel Farage Has Attacked The Government's Plans For A New Russia Misinformation Unit
The Reform UK leader claimed it is “targeted directly” at his party.
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Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 24/09/2026
“Hello, I am a mental and so is everyone I know”
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Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 24/09/2026
What I’ve learned about bagels is that hand shaping them is hard and unless you’ve been speaking Yiddish your entire life, probably don’t do that. But if you bake them on the silicone moulds (which are ace), the holes don’t brown. You can boil them on the moulds and then bake without
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