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Lord Omlette of New Jersey

@lordomlette.bsky.social
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Statesman at large. I only read books about space marines. He/Him. (o)_O Cover pic by u/Riot-in-the-pit When we walk, we walkin' tall Weehawken, New Jersey, y'all Yes, I'm proud of the pedigree Who's from Weehawken, just like me

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aka LW Salinas @sithwitch.bsky.social · 6h
Apparently I'm just drawing nonsense tonight. Behold Clam Clark Connors. Clarm. #AEWCollision 🤼‍♂️
a digital sketch of wrestler Clark Connors as a clam
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aka LW Salinas @sithwitch.bsky.social · 3h
My take on cat mouth Jack Perry doing knife crimes for @heykatydid.bsky.social ! I tried animating in Krita instead of Flipaclip and it's got more of a learning curve, but I like the brush versatility better.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 2h
Australopithecus 3 million years ago:
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🎃GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE🎃 @golikehellmachine.com · 9h
no one reads the articles. all of the quotes assume this is because the party is broke because of (spins wheel) whatever that person is mad about today, but the reason they’re scrambling is because they’re trying to run moonshot campaigns in deep red districts they ordinarily would never attempt
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Fanzine. Moxism was always the right way @fanzine.bsky.social · 14h
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Dave Karpf @davekarpf.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Blogged angry today. It is bad for Democrats, and bad for democracy, when a few centibillionaires decide to take ownership of all mass media outlets. We can all see that, right? Your political message does not matter if your target audience cannot hear it. davekarpf.beehiiv.com/p/your-polit...
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Your political message does not matter if your target audience cannot hear it.
Your message doesn't matter if your target audience doesn't hear it.
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ex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Beyond matters of taste and decency and whether or not you even believe in the death penalty due to moral reasons, livestreaming the execution of Nidal Hasan is a dumb idea because you're giving him his moment of public martyrdom.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 08/10/2026
This new Sherrod Brown ad debunks a anti trans ad while tying the Republican senate candidate to Jeffrey Epstein. THIS is how you fight back against anti trans ads.
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Lucid Revolution @lucidrevolution.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A reminder that most people using philosophical terminology in political context as an "insult" or "attack" actually seem to be the least educated on these topics. This guy also tried to tell the Pope he knew how to Jesus better than him so I guess he's just a balloon full of Dementia Don's farts.
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maddie ★ othatsraspberry @othatsraspberry.com · 08/10/2026
konami asked me to draw PEACE WALKER characters as CATS and I said YEAHHHH!!! 🐈✨ this poster will be available for preorder from the Official Konami Shop during CatCon!! (Oct 10-11)
A poster featuring all the metal gear solid peace walker characters as cats
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NJ TRANSIT Customer Advocate @customeradvocate.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
📱 The NJ TRANSIT App just got an update based on your feedback! It’s now more stable, refreshes faster, and includes: 🔹Breaking News alerts on the homepage 🔹A Favorite management menu 🔹Better bus info integration at terminals such as PABT More improvements are on the way!
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 08/10/2026
update: my therapist had a lot of questions about this
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GenghisKait Art - OPEN FOR COMMISSIONS @gk-art.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Illustration of The Brawling Birds, aka Jamie Hayter and Alex Windsor
The Brawling Birds, Jamie Hayter and Alex Windsor. There is text saying “Piss Off”
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Lord Omlette of New Jersey @lordomlette.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Happy 12th Anniversary to Alien Isolation from u/Megportia412, who doesn't appear to be on bluesky
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Kaylyn Saucedo - MarzGhoul @marzgurl.com · 07/10/2026
People don't believe me, but I'm TELLING you, there MUST be an active campaign strategy happening in media published by WB or other parts of JK's team trying to force HP awkwardly and unnaturally into public consciousness. Certainly from the WB side, I've seen multiple properties doing it already.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
gregor samsa awoke one morning to discover he had been transformed into a sickass beetle. fuck yeah he said scuttling all over the walls and ceiling like no dumbfuck traveling salesman could ever do. this is the best day of my life he said
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Cassonova Kamerer @thenovaofcass.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Castlevania screenshot of Dracula announcing an entire nWo of vampires.
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P(D(aisy)) @her.toy.cybernetic.gay · 29/07/2026
oh my god i can't believe this movie is pandering to gen alpha
frame from Blade Runner (1982) with the dialogue "six, seven"
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Lord Omlette of New Jersey @lordomlette.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
RIP to one of the all time greats
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Margaret Hamilton, computing pioneer who led software development for the Apollo program, dies at 90
Margaret H. Hamilton, a profoundly influential computer scientist best known for leading the software engineering team at MIT’s Instrumentation Lab during NASA’s Apollo program, died at age 90.
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Robert Rath @robertrath.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
So Trump 100% doesn’t know that San Diego is the homeport of the US Pacific Fleet, right? We’ve all internalized that, right? Like if Iran blew up San Diego it would be a massive military defeat in addition to a civilian catastrophe, right? We get that.
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Rep. Rob Menendez @menendez.house.gov · 07/10/2026
Martin was on his way to buy diapers for his children when he was apprehended by ICE. Since that day, his wife Gaby has fought tirelessly to bring him home. And we’ve stood by her every step of the way. Tonight, Martin is finally coming home to his wife and children — right where he belongs.
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Graham Annable @grickle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Eating out. #grickledoodle #city #vampire #horror #cartoon #october #art #drawing #funny #humor
A hungry vampire stands in a packed city crosswalk, staring like a predator at the crowd of pedestrians — caption reads: "The city provided endless dining options."
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Cheryl Rofer @cherylrofer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
A thorough debunking of Annie Jacobsen's scare writing. Do better, @cnn.com and @npr.org !
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Annie Jacobsen’s road From Siberia to Armageddon is paved with bad assumptions
Following recent reports of a death at a secretive Siberian disease research lab, author Annie Jacobsen has become a sought-after media interview. Some interviewers are now casting Jacobsen's new best...
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catren parker dot come @jon-snow-420.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
john oliver says nothing about nz's world-class covid response but the second we make a sheep mascot with fuck-me eyes and baddie lashes OH LOOK WHO IT IS
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GenLikesWrestling - Commisions Available @martiangen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Was thinking of Steven so I drew Steven 😁 still hoping for a speedy recovery bc I can’t wait to cheer for him again! #AEW #art 🤼
Digital drawing of AEW wrestler Steven Borden. @MartianGen.
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Christopher Bird @mightygodking.com · 07/10/2026
just think: boycotting the Harry Potter show means hurting JK Rowling AND the Ellisons now
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Vituperative Erb @vituperativeerb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I say again it’s sort of amazing the libs are getting both Great Books and the Protestant Work Ethic in the national divorce
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Sammich @smolsammichowo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
🖤 #ThankYouPAC
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Liv Agar @livagar.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Bolsheviks in July of 1917
bro, you’re fine. you just need an impossible sequence of events to play out in perfect order against all odds and you’ll be fine
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NHATional Scissoring Day ✂️ @nhathanielh.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
men’s division: “waaaahh my best friend betrayed me waaaahh my feelings” women’s division: “LOOK HOW BIG MY COCK IS”
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Lauren May @laurenmay28.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
papa mox avec son fils 🤼‍♂️ #aewdynamite
Mox and Gabe kidd but in france
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NHATional Scissoring Day ✂️ @nhathanielh.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
#AEWDynamite #AEWGrandSlam
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GenghisKait - commissions open, dm for info @genghiskait.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Okada is so silly #aew
Kazuchika Okada from AEW wearing a beret, holding a bagette and flipping the camera off. There is text saying “Bonjour bitches”
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Year later than I expected but we're here now
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Hubert Schubert -✨Comms Open✨ @klaxia.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Drew this as part of my contribution to the Pac memory book someone over on the other place put together 🖤 #wrestlingart 🤼
greyscale drawing of the wrestler Pac
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Lalo! @lalowolveralo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I just think they're neat! #AEW #fanart #speedballmikebailey #prowrestling
A drawing of Speedball Mike Bailey in 3 different actin poses (kicking, leaping and flipping) on a yellow background with green lettering spelling out their name
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Damn i know he was good in friday but this is impressive
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maegan (she/her) @ohmaegan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Tuesday night Grand Slam Dynamite in France has me feeling like…
Graphic of the mysterious monsieur baguette Stoic pic of the missed Monsieur Baguette
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
U.S. forces are retreating. That's what this means. "Pulled out and returned to their home stations in the U.S. as potential Iranian threats raise base security concerns" is a fancy way of saying the Iranian military has the U.S. military in retreat. This is unbelievably embarrassing.
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Anthony Bowens @bowensofficial.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Happy National Scissoring Day to all that celebrate ✂️
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: on the set of the Jerry Springer show, a man sits in a chair. Jerry signals off-stage and says, “we have with us: your ancestor who crawled out of the ocean 375 million years ago!” Panel 2: the live studio audience is booing. Panel 3: security attempts to break up a fight between the man on stage, and his ancestor, a tiktaalik.
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Jim Rossignol @rossignol.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This gets said constantly, but it worth reiterating: Games Workshop being bigger than fishing is important to shout about because you wouldn't know it from government talking points, which are rarely about anything creative or artistic. Growth won't involve fish or steel, it will involve goblins.
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
folks, i can't tell you how many times i've rewatched this ad *that republicans are paying people to see*
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Ofooro Fine Art and Masterpiece Supply Co. @ofooro.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Lord Omlette of New Jersey @lordomlette.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Did you ever wanted to raze the world of Warhammer fantasy like you were Genghis Khan, but you didn't have Total War: Attila? Were you ever playing Immortal Empires and thinking "gee, this is too easy"?? Raiding from the Eastern Steppes, Salty Old Fisherman's got a mod for you!
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Steam Workshop::[UPDATED for 9.0.2] The Hung – Lords of the Steppes
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✨MARANDA✨ @randanopterix.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
So polite!
Artistic depiction of Speedball Mike Bailey putting that French TV host in a half Boston Crab. Speedball grins charmingly at the camera.
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✨John Carpenter’s BOObies✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I’ve never seen a meme that embodies my very essence before.
YOU TRIGGERED MY FIGHT OR FLIGHT RESPONSE
AND PM A FLIGHTLESS BIRD!
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Grace @gracekind.net · 04/10/2026
Martin Luther speech bubble meme
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Gavadon @gavadon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I skipped high school to buy tickets for The Phantom Menace. The following day my Dad asked ," how was school?" I replied, " It was fine " He then threw this newspaper at me and asked , " how the fuck would you know?" He was so pleased with himself that I didn't actually get in trouble.
Newspaper where I am on the front page, in line for Star Wars tickets , having given the reporter my full government name Closeup of the photo from the Newspaper where I am on the front page, in line for Star Wars tickets , having given the reporter my full government name .

As one pal put it, " a very John Conner look "Closeup of the text for the photo that says 

" Ticket wars

Left: The line of area residents waitinng for advanced ticket sales for the May 19 release of "Star Wars Episode One: The Phantom Menace" stretched outside the Grand Central Mall's Regal Cinemas onto the sidewalk outside. Above: Inside, Jordan Baker, Joe Peyton, Mat Lyons, Josh Lemley and Steve Roberts passed time by playing Star Wars Trivial Pursuit as they awaited the Lucas epic.

Photos by Tony Kemp
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