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Lord Omlette of New Jersey

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Statesman at large. I only read books about space marines. He/Him. (o)_O Cover pic by u/Riot-in-the-pit When we walk, we walkin' tall Weehawken, New Jersey, y'all Yes, I'm proud of the pedigree Who's from Weehawken, just like me

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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 7h
ok leaving this up on the conference room whiteboard
“they don’t know” meme but the man wears a NEORSD hat and stands waist deep in water with otters swimming around him. he says “they don’t know this river burned 13 times”
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 3h
Hahahaha they were so sure they were holding aces. You’ll never find a dumber or more incompetent bunch of fuckups.
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 3h
Captain America has advice for you: 'One book he found eye-opening was Rebecca Solnit’s “The Mother of All Questions.” “The hardest thing to reconcile is that just because you have good intentions, doesn’t mean it’s your time to have a voice,” he said.'
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Chris Evans, a.k.a. Captain America, Comes Back Down to Earth (Published 2018)
Why the linchpin of Marvel’s “Avengers” movies — and walking image of American fortitude — is giving it all up to play a villain on Broadway (and learn to tap dance).
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Your Local Epidemiologist @ylepidemiologist.bsky.social · 7h
9/ Now's also the time to mask in crowded indoor spaces, especially if you’re at higher risk or spending time with someone who is. Air filters or even opening windows is also a great way to mitigate spread. If you're sick, stay home if possible.
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Your Local Epidemiologist @ylepidemiologist.bsky.social · 7h
8/ What does that mean for you? Although Covid has peaked, we’re still in a Covid wave. Now is a great time to get vaccinated, especially if you’re high risk.
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Your Local Epidemiologist @ylepidemiologist.bsky.social · 7h
1/ Although levels are still low nationally, flu metrics are ticking up, including emergency department visits. This is especially true in the West. That’s unusual because: 1️⃣ It's early (usually starts in Oct or Nov) 2️⃣ Flu typically starts in the Southeast before spreading across the country
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"Doc" Chris Mueller 🌅 @chrismueller.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This image alone deserves to be a meme
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Anjali Dayal @anjalikdayal.bsky.social · 5h
they should invent a cup of coffee that you can stick your whole face in and that you can summon from your seat when you most need it
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Irregular Galaxy Doods @igdoods.bsky.social · 5h
the only sound you're gonna hear is from HR
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Jake Lawrence @timecowboy.bsky.social · 10h
Vulture
A vulture sits on top of a human skull surrounded by rocks and cacti and another bone (probably arm)
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Steven Strogatz @stevenstrogatz.com · 10h
I had the honor of writing about Fields medalist Yu Deng for @TIME Magazine. The tricky part was to try to convey the essence of his brilliant work honestly, yet in terms the public might appreciate. time.com/collection/t...
A photo of Fields medalist Yu Deng, and a brief explanation of how his mathematical work helps bridge the gulf between the micro and the macro descriptions of air and other gases.
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Vituperative Erb @vituperativeerb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A thing that was very clear at the time is that while it’s true that the United States has a lot of leverage, Israel is a sovereign nation with its own politics, and Netanyahu was, in addition to leading a coalition of aspiring genocidaires, literally going to go prison if the war stopped
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much like your posting @mlyp.bsky.social · 9h
New video out now
youtu.be
A (Brief) History of Neopets
YouTube video by MLYP
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much like your posting @mlyp.bsky.social · 7h
lmao what a pussy
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Kyle Orland @kyleor.land · 11h
[SENATOR ERIC SCHMITT]: So you’re telling me under oath that you've never played World of Warcraft? [JACK SMITH]: Correct [SCHMITT]: WELL THEN *unveils poster* please explain this picture of you farming gold in Eversong Woods! [SMITH]: That is Elden Ring, sir.
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Kaban! @kaban.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
being on bluesky sometimes feels like living in the countryside sometimes you will have travelers relay messages like have you heard? Lesbian Space Princess is causing quite the commotion back at the capital.
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Morikron @morikronart.bsky.social · 11h
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 10h
oh man you know a small paper did good when the NYT reports on their reporting rather than ripping them off without credit www.nytimes.com/2026/09/29/n...
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Students at Cornell Daily Sun Pursued Sexual Assault Case for Two Years (Gift Article)
The student newspaper, The Cornell Daily Sun, covered the allegations of rape at a fraternity party since they were first made in 2024 and led the reporting on the case.
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 13h
new meme template
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 13h
Breaking character: I hate to use this account for political strategizing but the ball needs to get rolling on this....when Dems take the House they've got to focus on impeaching Hegseth. He can be be blamed for the Iran war plus he's a drunk and a criminal.
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Hubert Schubert -✨Comms Open✨ @klaxia.bsky.social · 11h
A Bastard. The Bastard. Our Bastard. R.I.P #wrestlingart 🤼
Coloured pen drawing of the wrestler PAC on a trading card sized piece of card.
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J. Margot Critch @jmargotcritch.bsky.social · 13h
Now accepting any and all angles of Brody and Hangman doing this. (They're all from Tumblr, btw)
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 23h
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 29/09/2026
Imagine how luck Schmitt is that he doesn’t represent a state that has the Jets, Mets and Nets. He’d never figure out who was doing what.
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#StupidSuez @diplomatofnight.com · 30/09/2026
Only 11 Democrats voted for it in 2024.
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♾️ UNCAИИY (they/them) VundaHalloweenathon Edition 🎃 @uncanny305.bandcamp.com · 30/09/2026
DON'T LET THE RAT BASTARDS PULL YOU DOWN, BUBBA 🤼
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Ryan Loco @ryanloco.com · 23h
Couple quick sketches before bed. See ya tomorrow 💔
PacPac
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 22h
look, if you're worried about being remembered, don't try to pursue immortality or whatever, the smart move is to start selling substandard copper and then make sure anyone who complains deposits a physical copy of that complaint in a site that will later be archaeologically significant
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Sam @samd.bsky.social · 23h
should be instructive for democrats that Magyar is living up to his promise to prosecute Orban officials for corruption and is continuing to poll extremely highly
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Mike Black @mikeblack114.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"They did a thing, maybe it was the right thing to do at the time maybe it wasn't, but regardless between this and bombing iran we now have ironclad evidence a) the israeli govt are unmanageable and b) US MENA specialists are all gigantic dumdums" is the objectively correct take from mcgurkin it
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JewelKnightJess "R" Us 🎲🖌️🎮 @jewelknightjess.com · 29/09/2026
I love the Rogue Trader jet cycle because it always reminds me of a garden railway locomotive
A space marine in blue rides a black jet engineA man in blue rides a black garden railway loco
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Louie Zong @everydaylouie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
free throw contest
a stylized 3d render of young link shooting a bomb like a basketball into the large spinning goron vase in ocarina of time.
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Norin 🦈 🔜 Nycc 3679? @mahoukarp.com · 30/09/2026
giant pikachu 🐁⚡️ #art #pokemon
Illustration of a gigantic pikachu in the middle of a city
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 23h
Simplify your life by hibernating from now until spring
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Nathan @never-say-die.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bro, the Pope sent the White Sox letter, they’re going to the World Series.
Letter: 

To Jerry Reinsdorf
Chairman of the Chicago White Sox
was pleased to receive the kind letter that you sent following the game that took place at Rate Field on August 11, 2026. I am most grateful for this thoughtful gesture.
As I have noted,
"sport can truly become a school of life,
where all can learn that abundance does not come from victory at any cost, but from sharing, from respecting others and from the joy of walking together" (Letter Life in Abundance, 6 February
2026).
In this spirit, it is my hope that the White Sox will
continue to foster
bonds of friendship
and solidarity among
people, and thus bear hopeful witness to the possibility of living and working together in peace.
With
these sentiments, I willingly invoke the Almighty's
abundant blessings upon you and your loved ones.
From the Vatican, 9 September 2026
Pope Leo XIV
The Pope wearing a Chicago White Sox hat
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Esprit de l'escalier @jeofree.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
[SENATOR ERIC SCHMITT]: So you’re telling me under oath that you’ve never met "Hawkeye" from M.A.S.H.? [JACK SMITH]: No [SCHMITT]: WELL THEN *unveils poster* please explain this picture! [SMITH]: That is Ethan Hawke sir
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Ed Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
[SENATOR ERIC SCHMITT]: So you’re telling me under oath that you’ve never met a journalist who legally pantsed Matt Taibbi [JACK SMITH]: No [SCHMITT]: WELL THEN *unveils poster* please explain this picture of you with Eoin Higgins! [SMITH]: That is Eliot Higgins sir
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Ed Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
[SENATOR ERIC SCHMITT]: So you’re telling me under oath that you’ve never spoken with a bestselling author who is insane [JACK SMITH]: No [SCHMITT]: WELL THEN *unveils poster* please explain this picture of you with Naomi Wolf! [SMITH]: That is Naomi Klein sir
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Aaron Fritschner @fritschner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
[SENATOR ERIC SCHMITT]: So you’re telling me under oath that you’ve never spoken with an Attorney General nominee? [JACK SMITH]: No, I don’t think— [SCHMITT]: WELL THEN *unveils poster* please explain this picture of you with Matt Gaetz! [SMITH]: That is Media Matters senior fellow Matt Gertz
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Nick Kodama @nickkodama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
26 pages??
Alexis de tocqueville
which I am sure most americans have read
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Evan Urquhart @evanurquhart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Definitely click through on this story for the quotes from the Third Way spokesperson, who AGREED Democratic candidates should NOT adopt Republican language on trans issues. I was floored - even tried to get Billie to put it in the headline. This is not just analysis, these quotes are news.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
renaissance painting when the renaissance is really fucking stupid
senator schmitt and his two idiot staffers after making a generational fuck up
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kb @allkbwrestling.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
time to lock the fuck in and do some cowboy shit
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
*mid-eulogy, looking down at casket* you’ve read your last free article
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⛧🔥Zed🔥⛧ @ariszed.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Our bastard #art 🤼
A portrait of the pro wrestler Pac during his short hair era
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MJ 🪣 | BASTARD FOREVER 🖤 @wrassletrash.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think the thing with pac was how much joy he had in being an absolute fucking gremlin; look at this render from when they'd just recently bagged danielson. Just utter glee. One of my favourite renders of any wrestler ever.
Pac smiling with big wide eyes looking like an unhinged goblin man
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have zero sympathy for the Mueller people who were gigantic babies at the end of the day, but we should let this Jack Smith guy get a second crack at it.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 29/09/2026
third way figured out dems should stop attacking trans people? third way?!
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🌟 Flighty Buttlass 🎀🧸🏪💥 @flightybuttlass.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
what stands out to me is what an inspiration pac was to the artists in this fandom; whether silly or serious he was the kind of character that just captured your imagination and made you wanna pick up the pencil. what an amazing thing to be
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sleepynaut @grovewalker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
photo of werner herzog with a speech bubble added so that it looks like he is saying the quoted post
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