Reposted by JordanKAFUI 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Being bloodthirsty enough to sentence a human being to die, yet unwilling or unable to properly execute the execution due to incompetence and indifference is the most American thing I’ve ever heard, actually 🦅 🇺🇸 329158
Reposted by JordanGlonzo the Bureaucrat 🇬🇱 🌹 @snarkranger.bsky.social · 22hmy most authoritarian belief: anyone who actually believes that Donald Trump "knows more about everything than anybody anywhere in the world" should be disenfranchised on the grounds that they're incompetent to cast an informed vote. 0255
Reposted by JordanHugh Brechin @hughrbrechin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026You're laughing. Princess Beatrice's friend Alice Naylor-Leyland has been attacked by a rogue owl during a chaotic photoshoot and you're laughing. 1634966
Reposted by JordanJ. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Show your fun side. Back my new book, "FUN," on Kickstarter: kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun 42632281
Reposted by Jordankaranormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 29/09/2026[at a gunfight] me: before we start can i ask a question opponent: ok, shoot [me winning] 211232
Reposted by JordanUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The assassin stared into his victim’s disbelieving eyes as the life slowly drained from them, avoiding the blood still spurting from where his teeth had pierced their jugular. Jarred from his reverie by a woman’s screams behind him, he hopped away, a siren rising in the distance. 1331261
Reposted by JordanBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Former Trump supporter in media and/or politics? Opinion discarded. It's that easy and nothing of value will be lost. You helped create the dumbest stove-touching in living memory. Sit there and shut up while we try to clean up after you 111349176
Reposted by JordanBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Humoring conservatives & acting like they make good points over the last 30 years brought us here. You never have to listen to them for the rest of our lives. It's time to treat career arsonists with the contempt they've earned instead of imagining a fake world where they're reasonable interlocutors 81887408
Reposted by JordanBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 11/06/2026I think you need Mamdani levels of optimism about government to rebuild everything these assholes have broken but not necessarily his sunny disposition. Let's get some grumps in there too. Curmudgeons who are mad all the time but at the right people 843605437
Reposted by JordanPreeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 23/07/2026waking up as an elder millennial every single day in 2026 12905344
Reposted by JordanCaptain Murphy @sealab2021.org · 21/09/2026Actual Master Shake Quote: "DeNiro would have shoved a broom up his ass." 011
Reposted by JordanRory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 22/10/2025Parents Are You Tired Of Your Child Doing This? 9813226
Reposted by JordanRob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 18/09/2026I'll be at NYCC Booth 3560 next month, come get a really stupid sketch drawn badly by yours truly 31848
Reposted by JordanJulian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 14/09/2026As I’ve said before, a lot of modern American Evangelicalism is just a lifestyle brand for right-wing authoritarianism. It has no real core principles; its function is just to ventriloquize whatever otherwise-indefensible view serves power as a command from God. 938397
Jordan @lorddrinksalot.bsky.social · 09/09/2026A Nicholas Cage mockumentary where he digs himself a man cave 101
Reposted by Jordanhammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 08/09/2026US : we're putting tariffs on Canada because they're poop heads who are mean and don't recognize america first Canada : ok we'll put the same on you guys US : this is outrageous, unforgivable, this unprovoked economic warfare will not stand, we are just a little guy, and its our birthday 12559122
Reposted by JordanWoodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 04/09/2026It was a tale of two cities, one where the boys were gone, and one where they came back. 26011
Reposted by JordanAdrianVG @adrianvg.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Still thinking about the Bongo Dolphin. 21471142
Reposted by JordanFreakInASheet @freakinasheet.bsky.social · 31/08/2026It’s unreal how good at this beetlemoses is 286945
Reposted by JordanOmegaMagus - WIP arc @omegamagus.bsky.social · 12/03/2026Felt cute today, might delete later. 💅 #OmArt #art 6586375091
Reposted by JordanRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 29/08/2026finally, my spec script about an FBI agent who sells their body to dolphins in exchange for cheap mackerel has a basis in reality. 551592138
Reposted by JordanJames Felton @jimmfelton.bsky.social · 29/08/2026“Billy over there is the best damn FBI agent we ever had” “Is he-“ “I want you to concentrate on the wider picture here, but yes he is fucking that goat for money” 30509142
Reposted by JordanRory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Timeless... Elegant... Discreet... 5935168
Reposted by JordanLow Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 25/08/2026That's some impressive method acting. 2885
Reposted by JordanRiver Side Casino @riversidecasino.bsky.social · 23/08/2026It seems as though a real-life "Spider-Man" scaled the side of our building (to steal some construction equipment). 4928
Reposted by JordanKeith Stack-o'-lantern @keithstack.com · 14/08/2026They’d probably never do it, but The Sopranos would really make for the greatest Lego sets. 1012311
Reposted by JordanHaus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Making some Mission Hill fanart 12853531294
Reposted by JordanThe Onion @theonion.com · 12/07/2026Italy Issues Travel Ban On Italian Americanstheonion.comItaly Issues Travel Ban On Italian AmericansROME—Calling the emergency order a direct response to “an imminent national threat,” Italian Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni issued a travel ban Wednesday restricting the entry of Italian Americans into... 2179797
Reposted by JordanDave Karpf @davekarpf.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Lindsey Graham can’t read your mean jokes about him. But I just spent 20 minutes talking to Mitch McConnell, and he tells me that he can. 201949238
