Reposted by JordanMark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Again, a reminder that next month’s elections will not be free & fair & fully democratic by any meaningful standard, & even a Democratic landslide will not change that fact. 28839 88
Reposted by JordanAlt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 13/10/2026A Trump supporter punched a protester wearing a “Release the Epstein Files” shirt in the face at Trump’s rally in Youngstown, OH. According to Mediaite, police removed the protester while the attacker stayed and “high-fived other attendees”. This is disgraceful and sums up the entire MAGA movement. 20642041230 4.2K
Reposted by JordanAngry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 11/10/2026We’ve been talking about this for years. None of these far-right movements are organic. 476201807093 20.2K
Reposted by Jordanbrie skull emoji @brie-skull-emoji.bsky.social · 11/10/2026zelensky and co showing us that a better world is possible if you just fucking blow up the bad stuff 13514 35
Reposted by JordanCorey S. Powell @coreyspowell.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Out of a wreckage of a dying star, a new planet was born. And now that planet is evaporating like a comet, leaving a trail that whips around the star every 4 days. It's a remarkable story written in chemical clues. Nobody has ever seen anything like it before. 🧪🔭 esahubble.org/news/heic2613/ 28220 82
Reposted by JordanErin Brown @nutrixopus.bsky.social · 10/10/2026That very gullibility and willful ignorance is why no matter what happens in the midterms, claiming MAGA's end is near is disingenuous. The voters who chose Trump in 2024, despite all that was known about him, are not all going to vote for Dems. They may stay home now, but will vote GOP in 2028. 1103 10
Reposted by JordanJ. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 09/10/2026support my new book kickstarter ✨ kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun 83231414 3.2K
Reposted by JordanNE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 08/10/2026find a job that’s right for you. 24763197 763
Reposted by JordanMelissa Gira Grant @melissagiragrant.com · 07/10/2026reading this, recalling how quickly the killing of Minnesota Rep. Melissa Hortman slipped out of the newsphoenixnewtimes.comCongressional candidate is raped while repairing her campaign signsEmbarrassed, she initially didn’t want to report attack. Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office's investigation is ongoing. 1959861897 6K
Reposted by JordanKAFUI 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Being bloodthirsty enough to sentence a human being to die, yet unwilling or unable to properly execute the execution due to incompetence and indifference is the most American thing I’ve ever heard, actually 🦅 🇺🇸 333066 330
Reposted by JordanGlonzo the Bureaucrat 🇬🇱 🌹 @snarkranger.bsky.social · 04/10/2026my most authoritarian belief: anyone who actually believes that Donald Trump "knows more about everything than anybody anywhere in the world" should be disenfranchised on the grounds that they're incompetent to cast an informed vote. 0276 27
Reposted by JordanHugh Brechin @hughrbrechin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026You're laughing. Princess Beatrice's friend Alice Naylor-Leyland has been attacked by a rogue owl during a chaotic photoshoot and you're laughing. 1735066 350
Reposted by JordanJ. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Show your fun side. Back my new book, "FUN," on Kickstarter: kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun 42633281 2.6K
Reposted by Jordankaranormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 29/09/2026[at a gunfight] me: before we start can i ask a question opponent: ok, shoot [me winning] 211432 114
Reposted by JordanUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The assassin stared into his victim’s disbelieving eyes as the life slowly drained from them, avoiding the blood still spurting from where his teeth had pierced their jugular. Jarred from his reverie by a woman’s screams behind him, he hopped away, a siren rising in the distance. 1331261 312
Reposted by JordanBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Former Trump supporter in media and/or politics? Opinion discarded. It's that easy and nothing of value will be lost. You helped create the dumbest stove-touching in living memory. Sit there and shut up while we try to clean up after you 111363177 1.4K
Reposted by JordanBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Humoring conservatives & acting like they make good points over the last 30 years brought us here. You never have to listen to them for the rest of our lives. It's time to treat career arsonists with the contempt they've earned instead of imagining a fake world where they're reasonable interlocutors 81901409 1.9K
Reposted by JordanBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 11/06/2026I think you need Mamdani levels of optimism about government to rebuild everything these assholes have broken but not necessarily his sunny disposition. Let's get some grumps in there too. Curmudgeons who are mad all the time but at the right people 843603437 3.6K
Reposted by JordanPreeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 23/07/2026waking up as an elder millennial every single day in 2026 12904345 904
Reposted by JordanCaptain Murphy @sealab2021.org · 21/09/2026Actual Master Shake Quote: "DeNiro would have shoved a broom up his ass." 011 1
Reposted by JordanRory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 22/10/2025Parents Are You Tired Of Your Child Doing This? 9813226 813
Reposted by JordanRob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 18/09/2026I'll be at NYCC Booth 3560 next month, come get a really stupid sketch drawn badly by yours truly 31848 184
Reposted by JordanJulian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 14/09/2026As I’ve said before, a lot of modern American Evangelicalism is just a lifestyle brand for right-wing authoritarianism. It has no real core principles; its function is just to ventriloquize whatever otherwise-indefensible view serves power as a command from God. 938297 382
Jordan @lorddrinksalot.bsky.social · 09/09/2026A Nicolas Cage horror movie where he digs a sink hole in the neighborhoods of people who spell his name wrong three times in a rowstatic.klipy.comLonglegs Nicolas Cage Scary FaceALT: Longlegs Nicolas Cage Scary Face 000 0
Jordan @lorddrinksalot.bsky.social · 09/09/2026A Nicholas Cage Action movie where a man attempts to dig to the center of the Earth in response to what is heavily implied to be the Charlie Kirk shooting 100 1
Jordan @lorddrinksalot.bsky.social · 09/09/2026A Nicholas Cage tragi-comedy where a man and his daughter struggle to recover their relationship after his custom dug man cave collapses and she loses her mom 100 1
Jordan @lorddrinksalot.bsky.social · 09/09/2026A Nicholas Cage mockumentary where he digs himself a man cave 101 1
Jordan @lorddrinksalot.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I would call that a Porch Balcony they can be one and the same 121 2
Reposted by Jordanhammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 08/09/2026US : we're putting tariffs on Canada because they're poop heads who are mean and don't recognize america first Canada : ok we'll put the same on you guys US : this is outrageous, unforgivable, this unprovoked economic warfare will not stand, we are just a little guy, and its our birthday 12559122 559
Reposted by JordanWoodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 04/09/2026It was a tale of two cities, one where the boys were gone, and one where they came back. 26011 60
Jordan @lorddrinksalot.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I hate the people that would follow through on wolves being delisted even more 020 2
Reposted by JordanAdrianVG @adrianvg.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Still thinking about the Bongo Dolphin. 21471142 1.5K
Reposted by JordanFreakInASheet @freakinasheet.bsky.social · 31/08/2026It’s unreal how good at this beetlemoses is 286945 869
Reposted by JordanOmegaMagus - WIP arc @omegamagus.bsky.social · 12/03/2026Felt cute today, might delete later. 💅 #OmArt #art 6586385090 8.6K
Reposted by JordanRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 29/08/2026finally, my spec script about an FBI agent who sells their body to dolphins in exchange for cheap mackerel has a basis in reality. 551592138 1.6K
