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Liz Crash

@lizcrash.bsky.social
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heavy reactive volcanic clay, Footscray, Melbourne. no DMs (failed age verification)

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Liz Crash @lizcrash.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
demon worshippers all
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Liz Crash @lizcrash.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
this rocked lol www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
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I’ve been unemployed for four years. But I do have an important job – to act as a warning to others | Antimony Deor
When I think of the future, I imagine being in the same precarious position I’m in now, but fatter, wrinklier and even more fed up with my old, cold share house
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Jake @jakekvz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Yo Australians, get a completely free covid-19 booster before 1 October, when eligibility criteria will significantly reduce who can get one. Available at many chemists without an appointment even. Couldn't be easier, and you'll be protecting both yourself and others!
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norman emailer @maximumchips.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I just find it hard to comprehend the mindset of someone that would defend this. Saying this is justified — good, even — is so plainly outrageous, it should be an opinion that exists on the absolute fringe periphery of our society. As it stands, it is the default position of our leaders and media
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Liz Crash @lizcrash.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
people are so casually awful to and about sex workers… just be normal! you never had a customer service job or what
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Sandy Horne @sandyhorne.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Due to heavy autumn and winter rains across central Australia, I predicted that it would be a bumper spring/summer season for budgies and cockatiels. Well, I wasn't wrong! There were 1000s of budgies and cockatiels at Gluepot. That's not an exaggeration. It was incredible.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
this simply isn't nice. I HAVE NEVER BEEN A DUMMY. EVER. Check yourself
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Dr Blair Williams @blairwilliams26.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The bogong moth is back in Camberra and I'm so over the moon about it 🥹🥹🥹🥹 It's been 10 YEARS!!! #Bogong #Canberra
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kill, destroy, motor cycle @beefskeleton.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
oh I know the answer to this josh. she divorced you in 2019
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Musa Okwonga @okwonga.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This AI discourse is amazing. "We've created this very dangerous thing, based largely on the mass theft of labour, that we should stop developing" - okay, so that means that you should be treated like social and economic vandals, not revered as sages on podcasts.
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George Monbiot @georgemonbiot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Here's today's column on the astonishing, ongoing mistreatment of people with #ME/CFS. Please spread it far and wide: the only thing which can break the media's wall of indifference is seeing an article about the issue go viral. Thank you. 1/2 www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
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Abandoned, dismissed and gaslighted: there is no excuse for the way ME sufferers have been betrayed | George Monbiot
Changes in guidance and science seem to have little impact on millions of devastated lives. It’s a social crisis playing out behind closed doors, says Guardian columnist George Monbiot
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
george
@stackofbears.bsky.social
Me: So, yeah, I'd say the mango basically approaches "favorite fruit" territory for me

Guy interviewing me in my imagination:
That's incredible. And you say this because you're eating one now?

Me: Exactly. I invented you—gave you mind-birth—for that reason. This habit is one of my many perversions
6:48 PM • Jul 15, 2026
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 24/09/2026
ranking all my mutuals by mouthfeel
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oak blanco @abomination.computer · 24/09/2026
putting ‘🚫 no DMs’ in bio not because i am a strange and annoying Discover Feed creature but because i literally can’t see them
Due to laws in your region,
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
it's important to arrive at sturdy ethical principles that you can't be annoyed out of. people are annoying as shit
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This user is a dead body @fuck-my-pissy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Heaven is empty and all the angels are here
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Liz Crash @lizcrash.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
can you guys fucking cool it for five minutes about chronically ill women being annoying
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If this documentary ends up revealing as much about its maker as it does about its subject, i stg
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Liz Crash @lizcrash.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
important to tell your GP false information regularly as part of an overall counterintelligence strategy
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Liz Crash @lizcrash.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
if you start reading books again it might fix you
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Liz Crash @lizcrash.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
this medicare hack is such bad news for community trust in healthcare providers. people already don’t feel comfortable talking to doctors about important stuff!!!
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
the much more disturbing "reverse pagliacci" where a clown tells you you should go see a doctor
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Evan @evansmithhist.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This week 49 years ago (Sep 1977) students at Melbourne University protested against lectures given by psychologists Hans Eysenck and Arthur Jensen, who falsely argued that there was a link between race and IQ. The protests led to much discourse about a free speech crisis at Australian universities.
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 03/09/2025
The “Call an ambulance / but not for me” meme except it says “posting ruined my life / but not MY posting”
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 25/05/2025
you naive rubes think you can help people by posting. smart and wise people like me know that you can't effect any change by posting. and now I am going to change your mind and save you from your clueless bleeding-heart nature. I am going to do this by posting
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Harry Saddler @harrysaddler.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Happy powerful owl fledging season to all who celebrate! The local celebrity pair (nesting next to a popular bike path a hundred metres from a busy soccer club) have two chicks again this year. This one hasnt quite left the nest just yet:
A large, downy white owl chick standing on the edge of a very large tree hollow.
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Elias Greig @eliasgreig.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is terrifying — for First Nations kids in particular. Happened to drive past the former Kinchela Aboriginal Boys’ Training Home near Kempsey recently; pulled up to have a look. The shadows around that building were such that I couldn't get out of the car. There are still children buried there.
abc.net.au
Controversial youth justice camps to be rolled out in Queensland this year
Offenders will be based at the regional facilities for up to six months and will be required to wear an electronic monitoring ankle tag.
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ɢʀᴇᴇɴʜᴏʀɴ ꜰᴏᴏᴛᴘᴀᴅ @colourmode.bsky.social · 20/03/2024
Candy does seven things—it relieves your hunger, quenches your thirst, fills your stomach, cleans your teeth, makes you sleep, helps you digest, and colors your cheeks.
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Liz Crash @lizcrash.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i hate COPS
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René Hà @reneshaf.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
very self-aware, sure thing mate. you rather spend money on punishing people than actually giving them any sense of support.
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SBS Australia (unofficial) @sbsaustralia.nzcow.com · 10/09/2026
📢 Scientists say ancient people may have used a nut with psychoactive properties for pain relief.
sbs.com.au
How ancient teeth are changing what we know about early drug use
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Andy Fleming @slackbastard.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
R U OK?: A conversation could change a life!
R U OK?

Homer Simpson: 'I told you last year, no!'
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Lisa Cox @lisacox.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The Victorian government sat on a report for more than 12 months that found the state’s koalas were in chronically poor health.
theguardian.com
Victoria’s koalas in chronically poor health and population is half what was previously estimated
Exclusive: State government delayed releasing major report into the health of the koala population for more than 12 months
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The Conversation AUNZ @aunz.theconversation.com · 08/09/2026
Feral horses can inflict major ecological damage, as two experts explain.
theconversation.com
A court will decide the future of Yuraygir’s feral horses. That matters for native plants and animals
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5 foot Home Depot skeleton @redderbeanpaste.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
no they have the cops remove them like any other place
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Simon Rosenberg @simonrosenberg.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
"We currently have no laws regulating these cutting edge [AI] models, even though we now can see they are able to wreak havoc." @cameronwilson.bsky.social As data centres roll out, mandating disclosure of data breaches and rogue AI breakouts should be #1 on the government's priority list. #auspol
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Tess @itstessinadress.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Pandemic? Higher grocery bills. Inflation up? Higher grocery bills. War in Iran? Higher grocery prices. Good weather? Higher grocery bills. Bad weather? Higher grocery bills. War in Iran called off or inflation goes down? Believe it or not, higher grocery bills.
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SBS Recommender @sbsrecommender.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
SBS is easily the best streaming service for movies (outdone only by paid service, Mubi) Most films in this list are on my top 30 as well, except that several are no longer offered, and there’s a few notable omissions… 📽️
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Harry Saddler @harrysaddler.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Never ever ever going to get sick of seeing this
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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
found the lake king's sceptre... hmu if you need any wishes granted rn
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ABC News Bot (unofficial) @abcnewsbot.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
In recent years, there has been a huge uptake in meditation, promoted to improve mental and physical health. But it can be harmful for some people.
abc.net.au
This is what happens when meditation goes wrong
In recent years, there has been a huge uptake in meditation, promoted to improve mental and physical health. But it can be harmful for some people.
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Yilin (she/they) @ check out The Lantern and the Night Moths @yilinwriter.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The original poem in English by @pipagaopoetry.bsky.social, published in echolalia echolalia
incense search engine #AskYrAncestorsAnything

how do u say help me in yr language
how much ginseng do u take each morning
how do u say fed up in yr language
what’s yr favourite tea
how do u say no more in yr language
did u like these dumplings i made u
what colour is precious in yr language
how much baijiu do i pour u
can u hear the cicadas in yr language
do u like this painting i made
what storms do i part in yr language
what do u think of corn oh oh oh
what of u am i holding in yr language
how do u fold yr dumplings tho
what do i let go of in yr language
n what about this pomegranate
what will it take in yr language
how do u do yr hair
what would disappoint yr language
how do u like yr spices
how do u stay in yr language
i really like donut peaches
do i keep searching in yr language
do u like them too
how would u pronounce my name
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Yilin (she/they) @ check out The Lantern and the Night Moths @yilinwriter.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Last year, I translated @pipagaopoetry.bsky.social Jane Shi's poem "incense search engine" into Mandarin as a surprise for their birthday. After lots of drafts and tweaking and back-and-forth discussions, I'm really happy to share the translation that came out of our collaboration.
A translation of “incense search engine #AskYrAncestorsAnything” by Jane Shi from English into Mandarin Chinese by Yilin Wang

上香之搜索引擎 #你的祖先们有问必答
for Jane Shi

在你的语言里怎么说帮帮我
你每天早上会服多少克人参呢
在你的语言里怎么说哎呀受够了
你最喜欢喝哪种茶呀
在你的语言里怎么说别再折磨我了
你喜欢我给你包的饺子吗
在你的语言里什么颜色才是珍贵的
我该给你倒多少白酒呢
在你的语言里能听到蝉鸣吗
你喜欢我画的这幅画吗
在你的语言里我需要平息什么风暴呢
你觉得玉米怎么样哦哦哦
在你的语言里我继承了怎样的你
但你是怎样给我包饺子的呀
在你的语言里我需要放弃些什么呢
还有这个石榴呢
在你的语言里到底要怎么做才行啊
你如何打理头发呢
在你的语言里什么会带来失望
你喜欢什么香料呀
在你的语言里你是怎样留下来的
我真的好喜欢蟠桃啊
在你的语言里我还要继续搜吗
你也喜欢它们吗
你怎么念我的名字呢
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Rhea Liang @liangrhea.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Gosh 😢. The incidence of breast cancer in the 18-39 age group was always high, and the incidence of bowel cancer is rapidly rising to match it. The causes remain unclear, and screening is ineffective at population level. Please please please get symptoms checked out 🙏
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Liz Crash @lizcrash.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
i’ve done the sock thing. do not recommend
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Aparna Nair @disabilitystor1.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Ive been thinking the same thing, and kind of hesitant to say it out loud because we're already a group considered to be luddites and technophobes, when its really our sense that students absolutely must train their own minds to read primary sources, and think/write with primary+secondary sources.
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 01/09/2026
Kākāpō rising: 90 chicks swell population of the world’s heaviest parrot
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Kākāpō rising: 90 chicks swell population of the world’s heaviest parrot
Critically endangered New Zealand bird enjoys record breeding season triggered by mass fruiting of native tree, pushing its numbers to 325 The population of the world’s heaviest parrot, the kākāpō, has surpassed 300 birds for the first time in 75 years, after a record breeding season triggered by the mass fruiting of a native New Zealand tree. Ninety chicks were officially added to the population of the critically endangered birds on 1 September, pushing the total to 325 – a record high since recovery efforts began. Continue reading...
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Peter Hollo @peterhollo.com · 01/09/2026
A couple of days ago, Australia post started a promo with HBO for the Harry Potter TV series. It you noticed the app logo changed to incorporate an owl, that's why. A bunch of people sent in complaints about the association with that revolting TERF JK Rowling. Today they replied. Partnership ended!
Screenshot of an email from AusPost replying to my complaint sent in yesterday. It reads:

Thank you for contacting Australia Post.

Australia Post is an inclusive organisation that values diversity and is committed to fostering a respectful and welcoming environment for all people, including LGBTQIA+ communities.

The Harry Potter Owl Post Experience was a promotional fan event delivered in partnership with HBO Max to celebrate letter writing and provide an engaging experience for Harry Potter fans.

We apologise if the activation has left you disappointed. We understand your concerns and your feedback has been heard and shared with the relevant teams. As a result, the partnership has now ended. Your feedback will also inform how we think about future partnerships and activations.

I highlighted "As a result" and added exclamation marks after the following sentence.
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Andy Fleming @slackbastard.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
[MAR 2021] 'Secret recordings reveal how a global white supremacist terror group actively targeted young Australian men for recruitment, including a One Nation candidate for federal parliament.' www.abc.net.au/news/2021-03...
abc.net.au
A white supremacy group tried to recruit Australian men. They had no idea they were being secretly taped
Hours of covert recordings detail how an American white supremacist organisation "prepping" to incite a race war tried to enlist young Australian men.
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Liz Crash @lizcrash.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
chomsky doesn’t get enough heat for universal grammar, outside the field of linguistics. genuinely just dogshit science by a resolutely closed mind
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