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@lizardking.mpr.tf
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beautiful 23 y/o nonbinary princess SOMETIMES NSFW MINORS BEWARE 🔞

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Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 14h
was asked "what pirate streaming service," responded "i dunno it depends on my mood," and was told immediately that that was a horrifying response
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Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 16h
hey what stage of depression is it when you're falling asleep to season 18 episodes of american dad on a pirate streaming service on your phone
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drilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
anti homeless architecture can suck my entire cock and balls and ass and dick and penis and boobs and pussy
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liz 🖤 @lizardking.mpr.tf · 27/09/2026
when is challengers 2 coming out
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★ winnie ★ @winonaparadise.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Trent Reznor's girlfriend: and im supposed to what? Get fucked by the animal?
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stable strategies @stablestrategys.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
overwatch map loading screen
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Cabbit @leedle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 25/09/2026
when a pop punk trans guy wears a bulge insert that's a green day packer
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Discount Supervillain @discountvillain.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
#Deltarune #NoelleHoliday
Noelle in summer-ish (but still sweater-y) clothes being unable to help but laughing as the Shikacola she was opening fizzes out of control.
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comms closed~ @chumiicham.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
“Pink ribbons” redraw 💖✨
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liz 🖤 @lizardking.mpr.tf · 23/09/2026
*Obama voice* Cold beer on a friday night; And the radio up.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
heyyyyyyyyy *snuggles up to you*
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reebert @rueghost.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
#@!? squad
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◤◢«»«»◤◢ @albaworks.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Make a fist or hold a hand Take a risk or go as planned What other choices Make themselves available? You never try, you never know
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Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 22/09/2026
who this guy why he followin me aroumd
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Xaviera 🌈🩷💜💙 @xaviera.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
When the artist uses your piece for advertising and you reshare
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punkitt ‼️🧣 @punkitt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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antlers @cervine.online · 21/09/2026
draft of drawing "My dog prevents coastal flood damage - I heart my concrete tetrapod" bumper sticker in vectors
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 21/09/2026
i got a new surgery where every 3rd sperm is a tracer
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¿Mr.Whatshisname? (COMMISSIONS OPEN) @bridgeoffaust.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
WAH-fia
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Jimmy Two Hands (summerjimbo era) @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Someone made this event 10 years ago and it’s fast approaching and while I said I was going as a joke way back when, I think this is very important and I will be there with any priestly amulets that are needed to make this come true
Facebook event

Friday, January 1, 2027 at 12 AM - 3PM
Open the Cloud Gate and Summon Anubis to Smite the Unworthy
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postmodern steak @steakbentley.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
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Meow 🧡💖🩵🖤💜 @squeakitties.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
weed inflicts a status effect and brother im stacking it
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oaky🐈‍⬛💚💙🖤🤍 @oakymeow.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
what is siri even good for besides asking her stupid questions when you're seven and seeing what she'll say
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rue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 17/09/2026
[tim curry dies] rocky horror huh [remembers logged on transsexual women exist] that movie fuckin sucks [remembers fat bisexual cis women exist] but theres nuance right
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rue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 17/09/2026
honestly, they said they hope you enjoy the camps!!! they want you to have a good time!! haven’t you freaks ever been to camp??? make some fucking friendship bracelets while you’re there for christ’s sake. sing kumbayah around the campfire. i see smoke coming out of there like every night so like
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avery @pucksarcana.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
and what of your ilk dude
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I keep seeing videos of a guy who catches crabs and lobsters, cracks all the barnacles off them, puts a shrimp in their claws and throws them back. can you imagine. abducted by aliens but they just give you a spa day and hand you two hot dogs and let you go
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
cant get out of these pants. shadow help. you have to bring my oils shadow. my special pants oils shadow. please.
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Intelligent Dunce Music @beamposter.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
15 years ago we had Azaelia Banks, Grimes, and MIA now we have no Banks, everything is covered in Grime, and our leadership is MIA.
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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
⚠ Emergency Alerts 𝗡𝗘𝗥𝗗 𝗔𝗟𝗘𝗥𝗧 NERD ALERT. POINDEXTER WITH BRIDGE OF THICK GLASSES TAPED TOGETHER. SEEN LEAVING LIBRARY. STRUGGLING TO CARRY STACK OF BOOKS. ORTHOPEDIC FOOTWEAR SUSPECTED. APPAREL RESEMBLES ELDERLY MAN. APPROACH IF SPOTTED. CALL DORKWAD
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liz 🖤 @lizardking.mpr.tf · 15/09/2026
i like chaining nouns together without a viable sentence structure like a keyword search
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gossip göre @britneyspheres.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
yea, 'k, & y not
Archie between Betty and Veronica, with Betts stating WE'LL SANDWICH YOU IN BETWEEN US LIKE A COOKIE!, which Archie replies to with FANTASTIC!, colored panel by unidentified artist
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liz 🖤 @lizardking.mpr.tf · 14/09/2026
on track to look like this by 25
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Every other headline now is "Huge liar who's financially motivated to lie says"
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
illustration, re: what to keep your floppy disk away from, technopolis, magazine (1986) archive.org/details/tech...
a floppy disk with crying eyes, an evil magnet on the left, an evil water drop on the right (and a hand is holding it innapropriately).
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mammon @derekhill.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
i grabbed drinks with a raven last night and he quoth a bunchh of shit he probably shouldn't have lol
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rue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 10/09/2026
*pulling a cup of unflavored yogurt out of my fridge because i didn’t get a lunch break at my job so that i can hopefully have the energy to meet the star of 7th Heaven later* i gurt myself today…. to see if i still Biel. i focus on the plain…. the only thing that’s meal
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rue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 06/06/2025
*shakes a box of matches* that’s what bad pussy sounds like
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Staub @yepstaub.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
what a curious day to put these on sale
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.blue · 10/09/2026
oh my god everybody WAS kung fu fighting
a little frog fighting a small alligator?
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C H A I 🐝 @ischai.xyz · 10/09/2026
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willow @grimreapergutters.northsky.social · 10/09/2026
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Miss pauling is basically lesbian smithers
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The starer
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vapors of the chasm @snakeroot.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
How it feels
Glurped out river dolphin
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