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I go to a lot of Charlotte based live music. Bad takes on everything.

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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 20/06/2026
werner herzog with a speech bubble over the quoted post
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sawazaki.DNK @sawazaki.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
just remembered this image
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
a lotta yall still dont get it ape holders can use multiple slurp juices on a single ape so if you have 1 astro ape and 3 slurp juices you can create 3 new apes Tonight's slurp juice mint event is essentially a minting event for both Lab Monkes and Special Forces
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Bears and Panthers showing the nation how exciting flag football can be
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John @notheotherjohn.bsky.social · 20/02/2024
FROM: john@cpncrunch.com TIME: 4:21pm SUBJECT: re: berries The cereal. It's all crunch berries ________________________________ FROM: mgmt@cpncrunch.com TIME: 3:28pm SUBJECT: re: berries what __________________________________ FROM: john@cpncrnch.com TIME: 3:27pm SUBJECT: berries It's all berries
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bri-llo-ween 🎃👻 @briween.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
fun fact: "shawty" is t-pain's favorite nickname for former fed chair ben bernanke
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ceej @ceej.online · 16/07/2026
gonna start talking like this to my boss
screenshot where claude is saying "Good catch -- I fabricated that figure."
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Nothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 01/10/2023
Jonathan Frakes as Captain America. Conserving energy at the White House, 1980
Captain America and the White House lawn
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KAFUI 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
While many of you are likely yelling "GO KNICKS" I'm yelling "GO ROBERT MUELLER and the rule of law!"
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poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
kitty doodle saying “i hope i don’t have a long day”, behind kitty there’s a factory. a long day factory.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
You were, basically, stealing from Subway. They had their rules for their company and you decided not to abide by them. What you do with your own business is up to you but what you did was wrong at Subway.
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Kurbs @kkurbs.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Please Use AI
PLEASE USE AI
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Be sure to use Al when making your next, I don't know, meal plan, for example. Definitely do not call your friend who loves to cook and ask her for her favorite recipes or tips or ways to save time making meals, because you will end
up talking for longer than you had hoped, hearing, perhaps, about her father's cancer diagnosis or how lonely she's been or even what she's planted in her spring garden and then lost with the early frost.
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
buffalo wild wings is buffalo normal wings to a fucking freak like me
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Kvacm Art | Michal Kváč @kvacm.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
‼️Be careful, Linktree will use Ai ☢️ to check your images and accounts to summarise your info, probably use your arts. I was thinking it would be good use, easier to be found, but after considering I deleted my account as many others. I do not use it anymore and their tools are getting dangerous ☠️
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Erin Kissane @kissane.myatproto.social · 05/05/2026
Heads up to Chrome users who prefer not to not allocate 4GB of their drives to Gemini Nano weights.
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Danielle Froom 🏳️‍🌈 @danifroom.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
"I need AI to make art, human art is only for the rich and privileged-"
Iron Man meme, edited, Obadiah Stane yelling, "Your ancestors made timeless art in a cave! With berries and ash!"
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Rusty Foster @rusty.todayintabs.com · 04/02/2026
WHAT'S up me hearties it be thy boy Ahab, with the biggest ounce of gold giveaway ever hath ye seen on the channel. Swerve not thy fixed purpose to attend this one, guys! But first I must tell ye the tale of SQUARESPACE, who be thy sponsor today
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jamie @lmaonadestand.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
more
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𝙃 𝙔 𝙋 𝙀 𝙍 @hypergiants.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
BREAKING: ZOHRAN MAMDANI WILL FORCE ALL NEW YORKERS TO LEARN SIDECHAIN COMPRESSION IN FL STUDIO
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 23/01/2026
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
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joannes @playthroughline.com · 05/11/2025
Took the cats out for a walk with my brother and accidentally created a 90s Britpop album cover
A rain-slick backalley containing two men, both tall and dressed predominantly in black, each walking a cat on a leash
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Rachel Cole @rmartincole.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Report with title "Boating Statistics" from the U.S. Coast Guard. Illustration shows three people riding jet skis with the sun in the background.
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Conrad Hackett @conradhackett.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
LINK ROT: 38% webpages that existed in 2013 were no longer available 10 years later. Even among pages that existed in 2021, 22% no longer accessible just two years later. This is often because individual page was deleted or removed on otherwise functional website. Many implications for knowledge 🧪
A line chart showing that 38% of webpages from 2013 were no longer accessible one decade later.
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
You can find ghosts of the original promise of the internet if you post earnestly about a technical topic that you are geniunely interested in, even and especially if you are non-expert. You’d be shocked at how easy it is to become part of actual experts feeds and how freely they share information.
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That's Are SCARY Dings™ @itsdings.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
People don't understand why I don't like to travel... but why should I bother? My screensaver takes me to the Eiffel Tower, The Great Wall of China or sometimes even the streets of Barcelona! All I have to do is not accidentally bump the mouse
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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 07/07/2025
always nice to hear from a fan
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 31/05/2024
fb memories brought up the source post for 'you cannot kill me in a way that matters' and it's as good as I remembered
poster 'personsonable':
me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit
mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make.  you cannot kill me in a way that matters.
me, cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I'M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU
poster 'miaislying':
hey OP? what the FUCK dos this mean?
poster 'personsonable':
decay exists as an extant form of life
poster 'miaislying' 
that's a terrifying answer, have a nice day
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The Onion @theonion.com · 20/05/2025
Plan To Straighten Out Entire Life During Weeklong Vacation Yields Mixed Results theonion.com/plan-to...
Plan To Straighten Out Entire Life During Weeklong Vacation Yields Mixed Results
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Anthony Oliveira @meakoopa.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
they should invent a website that is good
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Carolyn Bennett Glauda @notoriouscbg.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
This article has solid, actionable tips for minimizing the damage caused by social media collecting our personal data - without having to delete profiles or burn it all down.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
it's gotta be weird if you aren't into football at all but follow people who do. you're just minding your own business, enjoying yourself on social media, and all of a sudden everybody says DOINK at the same time and doesn't bother to explain why
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
I hope all of you are starting to archive the Internet that you like... Because Lost Media is about to go through a bit of an unfortunate golden age due to VC slashing costs in tech exponentially for the next few years. Part of that is going to be deleting archives that don't make money. Forever.
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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
me: hey how's it goin them: not much you me: that's nice them: i will me: you too
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lol clt @lolclt.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
THE CAROLINA PANTHERS WIN IN OVERTIME AND OFFICIALLY END THE FALCONS SEASON! SWEEEEEEEEET CAROLINE!!!! BUM BUM BUM!!!!!! #KEEPPOUNDING
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literally a person @literalperson.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Anybody else getting notified of new followers but can't find them? I keep getting them but they may be all those bots going around
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literally a person @literalperson.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Panth Time
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literally a person @literalperson.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Went to Visulite Theatre last night
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literally a person @literalperson.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
I think I'm going to make a thread with all the shows I've been to this year. Feel free to mute the thread.
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literally a person @literalperson.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Slightly optimistic about the Bryce and the Panths today
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
big day coming up for people who like dinner
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literally a person @literalperson.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Going to Starlight on 22nd tonight to see a few bands play. I've seen Warp Street on lineups for a while but never managed to see them yet.
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literally a person @literalperson.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
I humbly accept the honor of being recognized by multiple bartenders in the Plaza
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literally a person @literalperson.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
It's really wholesome that Once Below Joy has a family member that comes and takes photos of their shows.
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literally a person @literalperson.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Howdy
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