briween @briween.bsky.social · 25/09/2026either it's the screwed up look on his face or the baggy coat over his baggier body but his hands look tiny in this picture 010
briween @briween.bsky.social · 24/09/2026saw the Madden trailer, hey cool, but also why does nic cage sound like buffalo bill from silence of the lambs 000
briween @briween.bsky.social · 24/09/2026just in time for hannukahaljazeera.comNAZA, Israeli film on Gaza, to stream for free after theatrical runCo-director Yuval Abraham says documentary exposing Israeli abuses will be available online in November. 000
briween @briween.bsky.social · 23/09/2026if my computer forces just one more restart i swear i'm gonna keep sitting here watching it but i'll be really huffy and indignant 000
briween @briween.bsky.social · 22/09/202660 years on from the Gulf & Western acquisition of Paramount and no one's learned a thing. fewer script sales. fewer production jobs. product will just get worse and fill fewer exhibitor screens. sure, what jobs remain will stay in california... until it happens again. this solves nothing. 010
briween @briween.bsky.social · 22/09/2026i now have two "sexiest organs in the human body" and so do you 000
briween @briween.bsky.social · 22/09/2026also in california when you get the job you're told "you're jallaed" 010
Reposted by briweenThe Almighty Tallest @spooknine.bsky.social · 10/09/2026"Billy, this is Mark Carney. He's one of the most undervalued PMs in NATO. His defect is that he's boring." 6443
Reposted by briweenWe're just normal men @wejustinnocentmen.bsky.social · 07/09/2026We’re just innocent men 81527510
briween @briween.bsky.social · 28/08/2026downgrade a movie: Monty Python and the Somewhat Sacred Red Solo Cup 010
briween @briween.bsky.social · 28/08/2026every day i want to live as hostility-free as i can and then i read about some goblin in power doing goblin things to hurt non-goblins and my plan goes out the fucking window 000
briween @briween.bsky.social · 25/08/2026if you ever wondered why the world both loves and is crushe by the loss of dolly parton, it's because she gave her music to the world but also so much of herself. RIP Dollybillboard.comA Timeline of Dolly Parton’s Good DeedsDolly Parton is not only talented, but she's also charitable. 010
briween @briween.bsky.social · 25/08/2026one of the best scenes in cinema historyyoutube.comFrom a Rooster to a Hen: Dolly Parton Confronts Dabney Coleman in 9 to 5 (1980)YouTube video by To Old Hollywood and Beyond! 000
briween @briween.bsky.social · 25/08/2026the 5 Simpsons lines I’ve uttered most off the top of my head 1. i just think they're neat 2. wanna fight?/them's fighting words 3. my son is also named bort 4. i am so smart/i am so smart/s-m-r-t 5. what the hell was that?!static.klipy.comKrusty The Clown: What The Hell Was That?Alt: Krusty The Clown: What The Hell Was That? 010
briween @briween.bsky.social · 19/08/2026if you see this, you're legally obligated to quote with your favorite Star Wars character 010
briween @briween.bsky.social · 18/08/2026"what up guys, it's ya boi Trashman Mike, i'm outside ya house right now and PHEW that's a lotta diapers for one baby anyway like and subscribe for more reviews of ya physical waste" 110
briween @briween.bsky.social · 17/08/2026when the chronically misunderstood finally find understanding never 🐺 let 🐺 go 🏍️💨 001
briween @briween.bsky.social · 17/08/2026no internet, i do not want you to serve up every video you have of hayden panettiere on your talk shows and your drama shows just because she's dead now, you fucking content ghoul 000
briween @briween.bsky.social · 15/08/2026gif of your mental healthstatic.klipy.comTerminator Thumbs Up in Molten MetalAlt: from Terminator 2, the T-800 gives a final thumbs up as it descends into molten metal 010
Reposted by briweenpriscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social · 14/08/2026regret to inform you if you're in my mentions trying to argue with Bruce Campbell about what the Evil Dead movies should be, you sound insane 635410
briween @briween.bsky.social · 15/08/2026the democratic party is totally killing it right now, yeah? 030
briween @briween.bsky.social · 15/08/2026david brooks is a spineless centrist wad who would sell out trans people to elect even less useful spineless centrist wads sure, he'll leave his wife of 27 years for a younger woman, but perpetual capitulation to MAGA? 'til death do they part a complete piece of fucking shit ...so, yes, he's GOP 000
briween @briween.bsky.social · 10/08/2026"well, i think it may be very comforting to go bye-bye, and i want to earn it." -- tim curry, on death absolute unit 000
briween @briween.bsky.social · 06/08/2026mitch mcconnell and the angel of death at a cocktail party: 000
briween @briween.bsky.social · 06/08/2026the sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel 010
briween @briween.bsky.social · 03/08/2026downplay a book or movie: bill & ted's pleasurable outing 030
briween @briween.bsky.social · 01/08/2026i'll tell you once i'm done grinding in this dungeon with respawning enemies *plays until i am a skeleton but at least i am smiling* 010
briween @briween.bsky.social · 31/07/2026ever asked a dead guy to give up a seat? they're noticeably unresponsive 000
briween @briween.bsky.social · 30/07/2026if either pundits or politicians operated by "first do no harm" both jobs would cease to exist 021
briween @briween.bsky.social · 30/07/2026on a somewhat related note, my lovely and talented wife @conniela.bsky.social recounted a moment she was talking to her boss trying to recall someone's name and said they have "cybertruck hair" and i immediately knew what it looked like and it's my new favorite phrase 010
briween @briween.bsky.social · 29/07/2026reading your postsstatic.klipy.comBender Bender FuturamaAlt: Bender from Futurama shitting bricks 010
briween @briween.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam or Alice In Chains 010
briween @briween.bsky.social · 27/07/2026ted cruz has a voice like if you taught a fart how to whine 010
Reposted by briweenWe're just normal men @wejustinnocentmen.bsky.social · 27/07/2026We’re just innocent men 4862332
briween @briween.bsky.social · 23/07/2026this was, at one time, the UK's most common way to imply that the person you went out with last night dyes their hair 010
Reposted by briweenThe saddest girl to ever hold a martini @lifeisterrible.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Without saying your age, what's your favorite movie that came out when you were 18? 4131