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Limp Brisket

@limpbrisket.bsky.social
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Leftist. Orioles, Ravens, and Flyers fan. Musician. Lawyer. He/Him

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Palette Swap @paletteswap.site · 02/10/2026
Netflix has reportedly approached Ed Sheeran to produce a new song for exclusive use in the Steel Ball Run anime. paletteswap.site/dif...
HEADLINE: Netflix Replaces ‘Steel Ball Run’ Outro with New Ed Sheeran Song.
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A little known fact about the CARS universe, is that post-World War 2 many Volkswagens, BMWs and Mercedes fled to Cargentina to avoid the Nuremberg Time Trials
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Limp Brisket @limpbrisket.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
At the gym
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Jaxson Dart is simply not talented enough to be expressing a concrete political opinion. You went 4-8 with a 91 passer rating last year, your favorite president is Abraham Lincoln and what you think the country needs most right now is “more dialogue”.
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
If you are at Wells Fargo Center go to the team store right now and stick your hand in the cash register
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Ages of congresspeople in ranking positions in charge of overseeing the Trump admin 👇 Homeland Security: Bennie Thompson (78) Judiciary: Dick Durbin (81) Appropriations: Rose DeLauro (83) Ways and Means: Richard Neal (77) Armed Services: Jack Reed (76) Intel: Mark Warner (71) Finance: Ron Wyden (76)
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 07/04/2026
Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.
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grimm 🎃 @mugrimm.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Every person who has spent years saber rattling and pretending Iran was some rabid because it's muslim is responsible for this. The entire permission structure exists because of a multi-decade lie fronted by think tanks and cynical politicians yearning for a civilizational enemy.
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Limp Brisket @limpbrisket.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I will not celebrate a 1 run win over the White Sox. Start beating real teams.
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Scifi Art @scifiart.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Japanese promotional art by Ryoichi Ikegami for Dune (1984)
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
i always respected any tv that housed composite inputs on the front of the box. this is known as The People's Input
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Don’t Go Jason Waterfalls @jtwashin.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Didn’t expect to use this in the first round
A man with a gun to his head wearing a DUKE T-shirt
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The Athletic @theathletic.com · 18/03/2026
VENEZUELA DEFEATS THE UNITED STATES TO TAKE HOME THEIR FIRST WORLD BASEBALL CLASSIC CHAMPIONSHIP 🇻🇪🏆
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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
BREAKING: Workers at CBS are walking out. The unionized team that works CBS' streaming service are going on a 24 hour strike in New York and San Francisco. The walkout comes after negotiations with CBS News editor-in-chief Bari Weiss reportedly imploded.
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Limp Brisket @limpbrisket.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Y'all have had 24 hours and the Dune 3 posters are out now, it's time to stop fighting over bad faith critiques of OBAA and Sinners
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 13/03/2026
Let there be as much outrage from politicians in Washington when kids go hungry as there is when I break bread with New Yorkers.
Senator Tuberville on x writing a response to the @endwokeness account 

Original tweet from @EndWokeness - “less than 25 years apart”
Image 1 - the twin towers as they are hit by a the planes on 9/11/2001
Image 2 - Mayor Mamdani sitting on a prayer rug while hosting an Iftar  at city hall

Quote tweet from Senator Tuberville - “the enemy is inside the gates.”
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onion person @junlper.beer · 12/03/2026
this is still the realest thing ever said about america
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I respect Luigi of Mario & Luigi more than I do Mario, because while Mario is naturally gifted and full of courage Luigi is a timid humiliating creature who still endeavors to protect those around him
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 12/03/2026
there is a child-like naivety to the way business leaders approach sociopolitical problems that would be really sweet if it wasn't coming from the leader of a company with 30,000 employees and 3 billion dollars in revenue
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Limp Brisket @limpbrisket.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
@ the gym
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Bernie... thank you
The Onion headline "Timothee Chalamet Under Fire for Dismissive Comments About Traditional Japanese Puppet Theater Form 'Bunraku'" was liked by Bernie Sanders.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Tim Allen
@ofctimallen
Carl Marx. Communist manifesto.
Wikipedia.
Translate Tweet
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Truly a perfect news alert
NBC News poll

Voters hold negative views of Al. In fact, the only topics less popular in the survey were the Democratic Party and Iran.
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Jared 🗿🇵🇸 @b1gdamage.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
From: <jeevacation@gmail.com> To: <mrkrabs@krusty.krab> loved thos= burgers. fries to.
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 4, Episode 1
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grimm 🎃 @mugrimm.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Why is Tucker Carlson making merch I want
A hat sold on the Tucker Carlson webpage that says "NYC" but the "C" is a hammer and sickle.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
I just heard the new Bruno Mars song "Why You Wanna Fight?" and I literally cannot stop thinking about this post
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Senator Bernie Sanders @sanders.senate.gov · 03/03/2026
Surprise! The Jeff Bezos-owned Washington Post is against my 5% billionaire wealth tax. I wonder why? If enacted, Bezos would owe $12 billion in taxes, and an average family of 4 would receive a $12,000 direct payment. Poor Jeff would be left with just $224 billion to survive.
Bernie Sander’s 2028 litmus test would strangle America’s golden goose
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Netscape @netscape.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Clavicular is so fascinating to me, because he’s seemingly just an asexual gay man with severe mental illness and 0 regard for politics, but he’s been co-opted by the right because there’s just no left leaning freakshows anymore.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/03/2026
Commentary: Anyone Else Have Those Weird Dreams Where Sobbing Future Generations Beg You To Change Course?
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Anyone Else Have Those Weird Dreams Where Sobbing Future Generations Beg You To Change Course?
The human subconscious is such an interesting thing. No matter how much you think you’ve got it figured out, it’ll always spit out the most random stuff. Take me, for example. After coming home from a...
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
wife chasing me around the kitchen table with a rolling pin because she found me in the epstein files being a Mossad Operative
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school
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Désespérer @decervelage.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Same energy
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grimm 🎃 @mugrimm.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
It's truly fucked up we were denied a Desus and Mero/bodega boys interview of Mamdani
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Rav BOO!dram 🎃👻 @rvbdrm.com · 27/02/2026
Wise words
A grey hoodie with text which reads:

“Buy a man eat fish,
He day, teach fish man
To a lifetime.”
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小島秀夫 @hideokojima.bsky.kojimaproductions.jp · 26/02/2026
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GIFS GALORE @gifs-bot.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
FANTASY/DRACOLCH.GIF
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Holden Disperra, #1 Ally of the LGBTQ community @punishedholden.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
I added 15 minutes to my commute today in order to pull over and take a picture of this Cybertruck parked in front of Hooters at 3:30pm.
A sad cyber truck parked in front of a sad hooters
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 25/02/2026
thought you probably needed to see this
a barnes and noble display of emerald fennel movie branded copies of WUTHERING HEIGHTS. the sign over them reads:

"It's Wutherin' Time!" -- Heathcliff
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Z. Doom - Official Compact Disc Lover @world0fecho.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
facebook screenshot - a dog looking sad and disturbed with the text “my dog listening to cameron winter”
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 25/02/2026
Hmm.. I don’t think so
CHARLIEEKIRK
SHOW
LIVE
Charlie Kirk
ASTRY DEA
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Alan Rickman voice from Galaxy Quest: Lookmaxxing influencer Choopy has taken framemogging to a new level
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Palette Swap @paletteswap.site · 23/02/2026
In addition to his recently announced Evangelion project, video game auteur Yoko Taro is reportedly working on a brand new title, with the twist being that it’s completely normal this time. paletteswap.site/dif...
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
whenever he is sitting around looking upset we've started calling him "Upsetti Spaghetti, the Italian cat" and i'm pretty sure it just makes him madder
orange cat looking offended
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Hot Blooded Tough Guy Rusty Shackles @rustyshackles.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
no shot they named a football team after the guy in family guy 😭
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