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putty @likeputty.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

maybe next administration

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putty @likeputty.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

pumpkin wins in fall banana bread has the highest floor, almost never bad zucchini has the highest peak

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putty @likeputty.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

my shampoo bottle blew a bubble and I reactively caught it on my tongue and felt shame like a slut

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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

When a love dies by Ozy Worldy

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putty @likeputty.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

just saw a skinny guy walk into a restaurant and a fat guy walk out. you just know the food is good there!

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putty @likeputty.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

let me have fun on the Internet

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putty @likeputty.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

no way they did this for an hour

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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

cashier today told me he knew me from twitter and said him and his partner still use “the butter’s penthouse” 😭

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putty @likeputty.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

the part you're talking about in Rejection happened to me again yesterday 🙄

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putty @likeputty.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

what was the last joker?

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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/07/2026

Food-Court Taco Bell Not As Good, Area Man Reports theonion.com/food-court-taco-bell-n…

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Jehtt @turbojehtt.net · 05/07/2026

I love how they expanded on the story in this game.

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another morgan @mheslin.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

imagining a grizzled hardboiled detective saying this while gripping some guy's lapels at a shady bar

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putty @likeputty.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

I'm so hungry I could eat 100% horse

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putty @likeputty.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

my horny ass could not buy these

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Hildur Knútsdóttir @hildur.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Throwback to when a TV station in Iceland accidentally aired an episode of Teletubbies with subtitles from the Sopranos 👌🏼

Picture of a TV screen with teletubbies going to bed with the subtitles: I know you were high during my mother-in-laws wake

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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/04/2026

Every Day Garbage Day For Garbage Man

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putty @likeputty.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

would you go on the show and what chain would you want to do?

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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

One more escape and I get microchipped

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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

boy i hope that *'s not an E

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putty @likeputty.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

found out she's been shuffling the playlists I made for her 🥀🥀🥀

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putty @likeputty.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

been getting into those "try not to cum" video games lately

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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

My doctors are proud of me, my multiple sclerosis is down to a single scleroso

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putty @likeputty.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

the first few seconds of soak up the sun sound like NIN

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

This is just what you like to see on here

Mina Kimes talking about a pig looking into frame followed by

Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.b... • 1h
Jim Halpork over here.

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.s... • 1h Josh, can you talk about the decision to go for Halpork and not Hampert here?

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Would love to. I thought Hampert is a better visual joke (just changing one letter) but Halpork sounds closer to Halpert than Hampert does, to me! (I did almost go with Ham Halpert though!)

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putty @likeputty.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

don't know how it's spelled but there's a dude at my job named Pharrell but pronounced fair-ull. just learned his last name is (again no idea how it's spelled) catonic. he is now known as feral cat

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putty @likeputty.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

my ibuprofen 5 years past its best by date. Shiiiit twin me too

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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/11/2025

Local Man Hates Self, Family, Others

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putty @likeputty.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

don't think I have it in me to listen to either bon iver or sufjan stevens. I might be straight :/

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Braden Longstreth @longstreth-face.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

They call me chatgpt the way im telling people to kill themselves

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putty @likeputty.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

I'm glad you post bc I miss melee Twitter every once in a while

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Dr. Twink, Microplastic Surgeon @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

My husband and I have been trying to scare each other with the June Squibb cutout he got me for my bday

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy

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David✶🇬🇹 @vuc.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

He said "Amen" straight into the drop Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible

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putty @likeputty.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

They fucked up rearranging all the aisles in my grocery store and now the eggs waffles are across from the lube

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

SOCRATES: No god is a philosopher or seeker after wisdom, for he is wise already; nor does any man who is wise seek after wisdom. PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom. DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers

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putty @likeputty.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

There's a good chance rizzler lives to 2100

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 02/11/2025

Remember when Mike Pence attended Hamilton and the cast adlibbed some resistlib patter personally to him? Why did none of them feel immense shame about performing in a show that would seem initially appealing to Mike Pence?

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Little Greenis @durtmchurtt.bsky.social · 17/10/2025

Heavens to Betsy Betsy to Heavens Heavens BACK to Betsy Betsy GOOOOOAAAALLLLLLLL

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putty @likeputty.bsky.social · 04/10/2025

Your roommate is my dad

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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/10/2025

Nicole Kidman Retires Drag King Persona ‘Keith Urban’

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putty @likeputty.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

Fucked up on my last date bc she said I tried weed once and didn't like it and I responded well I get randomly tested bc I have a CDL so here's all the drugs I can do:

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H.B. Tyson @hbtyson.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

From His Chest · 2021

Digital illustration in the style of a vintage storybook. A man peacefully sits in a sparse forest with his back against a tree stump. Muted red flowers grow out of his chest. Below the illustration reads “several flowers bloomed from his chest.”

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Normal Dervy @dervy.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

when I crouch at the bus stop, I pose in such a way that you'd be an idiot not to take notice of my form

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putty @likeputty.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

Your posts spontaneously make me smile so that's nice

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