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Braden Longstreth

@longstreth-face.bsky.social
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Braden Longstreth @longstreth-face.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I don't even call it food science, I just call it science. Just a peek into how sick and fooded my brain has become.....
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Braden Longstreth @longstreth-face.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Had one of the more severe mental breaks I've had in years and I have not cooked my food or cleaned up the shit I have strewn around my apartment during said break, but I did get my first naninf while twin size mattress was playing, so that's cool.
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Braden Longstreth @longstreth-face.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Kinda fucked up to bench Matt Shaw on the first Kirkiversary
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Braden Longstreth @longstreth-face.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Officially going to Riptide! First time in attendance at a Fighting game event outside of Madison since C3 2025 and first time outside Wisconsin since Riptide 2024! Not entering obv but excited to see the gang.
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
As a former professional football player, I can confidently say that this essay is incorrect from every conceivable angle, and contributes heavily to the culture of toxic masculinity that still infests high schools and colleges across the country.
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Braden Longstreth @longstreth-face.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Saw Alabama Shakes in the pouring rain last night. One of the most fun shows I've ever been to. Brittany Howard is so goddamn talented.
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Washington Nationals @nationals.com · 29/08/2026
hugging kittens with the boys 😤
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Braden Longstreth @longstreth-face.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
A lot of beloved people dying recently so let me say RIIIIIIIP BOZOOOOOOOOOOO This is my Kissinger moment
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Washington Nationals @nationals.com · 25/08/2026
THE BIG .5 !!! EVERYBODY SAY HBDAY NATTY
graphic with various photos of natty that says "HAPPY 1/2 BIRTHDAY, NATTY!"
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Braden Longstreth @longstreth-face.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Got a small promotion (no actual real changes in my responsibilities or power), but did just get my first "I want to speak to a manager" moment!
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Braden Longstreth @longstreth-face.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
People need to be less absolute about shit like this cause I'm 25 and thought my body was just old and decrepit forever now but it turns out I had a mild case of athletes foot for five months and it was actually so easy to fix
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Braden Longstreth @longstreth-face.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Apologies, I forgot about Pretty Fly (for a white guy). It was very important to our people.
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Braden Longstreth @longstreth-face.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I've never heard a song by The Offspring that's made me say, "wait, this is The Offspring?", it's always, "yeah, that makes sense."
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Braden Longstreth @longstreth-face.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Poutine is just three sides in a trench coat pretending to be a main. Do not recommend.
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Braden Longstreth @longstreth-face.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
So many shwarma places in Nova Scotia. Immigration is fuckin rad.
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Braden Longstreth @longstreth-face.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Neat juxtaposition of artwork in the new wing of Dane County Airport and new tattoo
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Braden Longstreth @longstreth-face.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Trying to remember the beauty that exists in this world despite the persisting pain in this world (my baseball team is bad)
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Braden Longstreth @longstreth-face.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Like 80% of my interest in dating comes from wanting to share at restaurants.
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Braden Longstreth @longstreth-face.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
The trash cans from 1312 Jenifer St being used as barricades to block the site of where a black man was executed by a police officer is one of the most prescient juxtapositions I've ever seen.
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Braden Longstreth @longstreth-face.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Congrats to Spain and all but it stilm should've been Cabo Verde
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Braden Longstreth @longstreth-face.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Drafts posting
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Braden Longstreth @longstreth-face.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Heartbreaking (restaurant I like put up a "men to the left because women are always right" sign outside their bathroom)
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Disabled @sabledisabled.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Green Bay of Pigs
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Braden Longstreth @longstreth-face.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
COMPLETIONIST++ FINALLY
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Braden Longstreth @longstreth-face.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
"pausa de hidratacion" would be a great name for a cocktail
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Braden Longstreth @longstreth-face.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
As a Cabo Verde bandwagoner, that's a tough one, but a lot for their people to be proud of. A country with a population fewer than Milwaukee, WI took the #1 team in the tournament and defending champ down to the wire and it took two perfect corners in ET by one of the greatest of all time to beat em
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Braden Longstreth @longstreth-face.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Cute lil clip from Guild this week
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Braden Longstreth @longstreth-face.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Lost last stock game 5 grand finals set two on my counterpick at The Guild on Monday to someone I've never lost a best of 5 to before, but also I just went on a date with her and it went really well, so who's to say what the right call was.
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Braden Longstreth @longstreth-face.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Right now there is a software developer in her thirties with a tattoo of a raccoon on her right thigh who is experiencing this exact phenomenon because "NATSNATSNATSWOO" the Marth is missing edgeguards on Falco side b.
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Braden Longstreth @longstreth-face.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
View from the office
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Braden Longstreth @longstreth-face.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Me n gang
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Braden Longstreth @longstreth-face.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Orange wasn't considered it's own color til the 1560s. Before then, it was just considered a bright shade of red. What do you think is gonna be the next color?
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Braden Longstreth @longstreth-face.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
BRADENS RISE UP
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Braden Longstreth @longstreth-face.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Shiiiiiit man this actually would go insane as a tattoo.
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Braden Longstreth @longstreth-face.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
If I had a nickel for every time I hurt my shoulder because I hit the caramelldansen too hard at a rave under a tree with twelve trans lesbians an hour into pride month I would have five cents.
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Braden Longstreth @longstreth-face.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Faces of Fernet
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Braden Longstreth @longstreth-face.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Bringing fernet to smash camp and watching smashers experience what the internet assumes a 14th century peasant would go through afterdrinking a red bull.
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Princess Pretty Girl @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
the wikipedia image for sexual roleplay is making my lose my mind
This image is of a girl wearing a blue frilly dress (Lorelei Mission) tied and lifted by - man dresses in a black suit with a string tie and top hat (Jon Woods)and wearing an over the mouth gag. This image originally appeared on the website Bedroom Bondage (https://bedroombondage.org). Lorelei's company, Open Mind Media, Inc., has ownership and copyright of this image.
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Braden Longstreth @longstreth-face.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Is the University of Maryland's Jim Henson bench hostile architecture?
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Braden Longstreth @longstreth-face.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Ron Johnson could never appreciate Tom Crabtree or Andrew Quarless.
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Braden Longstreth @longstreth-face.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Off to a slower start than I had hoped :/
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Braden Longstreth @longstreth-face.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Said this to a friend of mine over the weekend and they said, "you need help" and I said, "yeah dawg, we need starting pitching. We're running out Miles Mikolas." That's not what they meant by help.
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Braden Longstreth @longstreth-face.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Last year was one of the most difficult years in my life. And on top of all the horrors that happened in my life, it was also a nightmare season for my favorite baseball team. I thought, "despite it all, if they snuck into a wild card, I would have thought this was a pretty good year in my life."
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Braden Longstreth @longstreth-face.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
The reason I still have long hair is because everyone agreed I looked like I was racist with short hair. A black woman at the bar asked what I meant by that, I showed her my freshman ID and she said I looked like an ambassador for Turning Point USA.
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
You can always like the punter! We’re giving your team the ball :)
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Braden Longstreth @longstreth-face.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Hearing Two Door Cinema Club in a Target immediately after getting nostalgia tripped into playing the Switch 2 display demo of Super Mario Galaxy my first real experience with "why are all my favorite songs on a playlist called 'songs for moms'?"
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Kendrick Rae Jepsen @m150kendrick.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
during the poetry unit in one of my high school english classes i would only ever write poems about the maury show
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Braden Longstreth @longstreth-face.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I think Kanye couldve become a Trump guy and have his reputation still come out fine. All he had to do was not spend a decade being the "I love Hitler" guy and he couldn't. Generational fumble for sure.
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Braden Longstreth @longstreth-face.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Mayfly is such a good name for the thing it is. Them bitches everywhere rn.
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