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Alexis Ojeda

@lexus9425.bsky.social
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Shitposting through it all.

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Alexis Ojeda @lexus9425.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
No Context Spoilers for #AvatarSevenHavens
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Spongebob & Patrick Star: Twins
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 09/10/2026
I am angry tonight. Because tonight ICE shot a New Yorker. They shot a New Yorker while his five year old child was in the car. ICE makes this city less safe. We want them out. Now.
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WIRED @wired.com · 09/10/2026
An ICE agent on the scene of a shooting in upper Manhattan on Thursday has repeatedly been accused in federal court of unlawful arrests and using force during arrests in New York and Minneapolis, a WIRED investigation finds.
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ICE Agent at NYC Shooting Has History of Alleged Violence and Illegal Arrests
Brenden Cuni, an ICE supervisor, has been accused of excessive force and tackling a pregnant woman to the ground. Several of his arrests were later found to be unlawful in federal court.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 09/10/2026
This afternoon in Marble Hill, a New Yorker was shot by an ICE agent in a residential neighborhood. Early reports indicate agents surrounded him and a 5-year-old child in his car before firing multiple rounds. We believe the child was physically unharmed.

This is an unconscionable and incredibly serious situation. I have called the President; when we speak I will demand that he ends all ICE enforcement actions in our city. I will not stand by while ICE agents terrorize our communities.

Our thoughts are with the injured New Yorker and his family tonight. We are praying for his recovery.

Get ICE out of our neighborhoods. Get ICE out of our hospitals. Get ICE off our streets. Get ICE away from our children.

Abolish ICE.
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Verqua @verqua.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
S3 in a week
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Neil deGrasse Tyson @neildegrassetyson.com · 06/10/2026
I’ve come to conclude that A.I. knows everything, yet understands nothing.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 05/10/2026
no....no!!!!!
lowly worm is now driving the trolley problem trolley :(
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DOKI DOKI CRT PIXEL @crtpixel.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
BIMINI RUN MICROSMITHS 1991 SEGA GENESIS
I'M A SHAAAAAAAAARK
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Daniel Ostrowski @froakiebloke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The all time classic
Ye @kanyewest tweets ‘I will never a make a diss record’. Ryan Pequin quote tweets: ‘When Mario starts to doubt himself during a speed run’
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(Un)Dead Carl 🎃 @deadcarl.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
In spirit
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Patrick "Inverted Vibe Curve" Blanchfield @patblanchfield.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
new wolfenstein looks like shit
its pete hegseth splaying his arms christlike at a podium with all sorts of americana bunting thats got a distinct fash aesthetic
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Crunchyroll @crunchyroll.com · 03/10/2026
Don't forget... (via Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood)
A still from Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood of the pocket watch with the date 3. Oct. 11. etched inside.
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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Victoria Song @vicmsong.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Recession indicator: I learned my local Chinese takeout spot started charging for fortune cookies.
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Matt @hatsformatts.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If I go to Costco alone you bet I am getting a hot dog
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i hate this stupid thing type-click-type.ghost.io/liberty-bibe...
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Liberty Biberty Is My Enemy
Get it out of here.
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AAAAHH-lex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 28/05/2025
kermies #art
7 fully coloured drawings kermit the frog making scrunchy faces
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high king pʰɪɫnɒk @pilnok.dad · 10/12/2025
fat bear week is good, but don't forget about borb season
a very round black and white birda very round mourning dovea very round cardinaltwo very round quails
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’ll trade you an item for your object
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🌬Breeze @cool-summer-breeze.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is the Stolen Neighbors Quilt. Each of the 11,000 squares represents a person taken by ICE in Minnesota.
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Stella Chung 😈 @parallaxstella.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"You didn't buy more games without finishing some backlogged titles first, did you?" Me:
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Some personal news
Chunk the bear has been spotted eating 135,000 calories in 10 hours prior to hibernating this week
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psudonym @psudonym.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
breathe out a bit
psyduck floating in a lake at twilight, no text
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Pip Wren @lollibeepop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A joyous fat bear week to all 🐻
A painting of fat blobby bears
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 24/09/2026
Two months ago, we revived the long-delayed Tremont Avenue busway. This week, it’s up and running. That means 39,000 daily riders on the Bx36 are getting faster, safer, more reliable commutes. www.amny.com/news/bronx-f...
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Bronx gets first busway as Mamdani admin completes Tremont Avenue project | amNewYork
Nearly 40,000 bus riders will now have the chance to move around the Bronx faster with the city's completion of the borough's first busway.
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ceej @ceej.online · 23/09/2026
they upgraded the toilet paper at the office to 2-ply. life is worth living!
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The agenda is being forced upon us. Even our games aren't safe.
A bright sun in a clear blue sky with bold text below stating, "They made the sun bisexual in GTA 6." The word "bisexual" is in a vibrant pink and blue design. "INFOWARS" is written at the bottom.
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Jay Castello 🌻 @jaymcastello.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
we're finally going to figure it out
A photo of a book subheading that says "video games: are they good or bad?"
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Chris Ingraham @cingraham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Incredible Facebook slop ad I just got
Horse pin with an illustration of a horse and the following text:
"Give a man a horse he'll eat in a day, teach a man to horse. and make him drinks water."
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Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Buttadeus @thewanderingjew.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
We made it fellas.
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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Doug Aoki 青木定夫 @nantanreikan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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ceej @ceej.online · 19/09/2026
wife’s got diarrhea and I’m constipated. she’s hogging it all
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James Gunn @jamesgunn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Happy Batman Day! Art from Batman: Ghosts by Sam Kieth (2018)
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Memoria @memoriamatters.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
this is what every political cartoon looks like to me
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Drew McKevitt @drewmckevitt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Someone in Shreveport is looking for their very stupid cat
A list of characteristics of someone's very stupid missing cat
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Aysha U. Farah @ayshaufarah.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
emails
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Alexis Ojeda @lexus9425.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Improving old forgotten neighborhoods is fine. But how about we don't raise the prices and force people out? Let's try that out for a change.
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Chris Plante @plante.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
me when my depressed best friends need help
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Limix Colonel @kastor.sh · 23/07/2026
It’s finally out
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James Gunn @jamesgunn.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
You’ve never met anyone like him. #ClayfaceMovie - only in theaters October 23.
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Every SpongeBob Frame In Order @esfio.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Season 3 Episode 14 - Frame 1664 out of 2694
Season 3 Episode 14 - Frame 1664 out of 2694
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🎃Autopsy of Ashley Lynch 🔪🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Evergreen.
The version of me you created in your mind

is not my responsibility.
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Alex Cranz @cranz.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
the way to stop out of control AI is to regulate the humans creating the out of control AI. oh your ai broke containment and caused millions in damage? that’s not an act of God, that’s you not building adequate safeguards.
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ceej @ceej.online · 11/09/2026
you guys are pretty judgy about someone falling asleep during an important meeting because they stayed up all night posting
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Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Getting older means having to think about how long ago you last took ibuprofen
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Rebekah Valentine @duckvalentine.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I'm sorry for being so socially awkward last night, unless of course you think I was very cool and normal in which case, yes I'm like this all the time
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