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Mrs. Bluebeard

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Is this what’s supposed to happen when you’re only trying to do right in this wicked world? 🎹

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Mrs. Bluebeard @lexiturbo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I will never not laugh at "your mom" jokes.
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 01/10/2026
you should be able to call in "suffering under the weight of another round of campus rape discourse" to work
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Angie Nixon @angieforfl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When they go low, WE GET LOUD!  And we push back against their lies and their disinformation. Because when the rich are getting richer and the poor are getting poorer, change can’t wait. #angieforflorida
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You've seen fireworks that look like jellyfish, but what about a jellyfish that looks like fireworks? The E/V Nautilus filmed this rare Halitrephes maasi jellyfish glowing like a firework at a depth of 4,019 feet (1,225 meters) off the coast of Baja California, Mexico. (📷: Ocean Exploration Trust)
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Mrs. Bluebeard @lexiturbo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
How about a PSA telling men not to get drunk because they might rape someone? That sound reasonable?
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Mrs. Bluebeard @lexiturbo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So all us women are out here having grown up our whole lives with the world of men telling us how important it is to protect ourselves from the world of men. Then when a woman says a bunch of men did what you said they would, you get mad at her. Make it make sense.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The challenges we face must be met by a bold progressive populist movement that strengthens democracy and shakes up the system. We can’t simply return to the path we were on before Trump. We cannot allow Big Money to dominate our politics and economy. And we cannot capitulate to the oligarchy.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Astounding to me any rock critic ever thought this album was bad. We could've had at least another decade of stuff like this if they didn't fuck with Rivers' head by hunting around for a single. Anyways it's not possible to find a riskier guitar solo on a pop record than the one in The Good Life.
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Joseph Cox @josephcox.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Your ChatGPT chats are not private, and humans are reading them. Anthropic's Claude too. More here: www.404media.co/inside-proje...
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 14/09/2026
Tech oligarchs agree calling AI "too dangerous" way cooler than just admitting it doesn't work
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Tech oligarchs agree calling AI "too dangerous" way cooler than just admitting it doesn't work
SILICON VALLEY - The CEOs of OpenAI, Anthropic, and GrokAI have released a statement agreeing that claiming artificial intelligence "could potentially kill all humans" sounds much more awesome than just admitting that they blew a fortune on glorified chatbots.
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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Today I learned that the two e's in "Bee" are silent.
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The plagiarism machine I created will likely kill us all, there’s a 40% chance, no, higher, like 75%,or more! But NO I will not “unplug it,” that’s an insane suggestion. The scientific solution is to *give me more money.*
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Make Some Noise @makesomenoise.dropout.tv · 26/08/2026
If not for Tim Curry, Brennan wouldn't have gotten a job at CollegeHumor, and Dropout would be a very different place today...
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
homophobic guy accidentally getting into Ride and The Jesus and Mary Chain because he misunderstood "shoegaze" to mean "keeps the homosexuals away"
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lighthouse prince @historiancole.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
tim curry keeping up the bit twenty years after the fact by writing in his memoir that he and miss piggy had an affair during the filming of muppet treasure island is just so good and funny
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Ken Plume @kenplume.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Pee Wee Herman & Dolly Parton singing a duet? Here ya go...
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026
[Exit Queen.]
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Arcane Bullshit @arcanebullshit.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
It is important to make space to honour these feelings
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 12/08/2026
"Thank you for updating to Woman™ 51.0. This release includes important security updates, several unexpected hardware changes, a completely redesigned relationship with alcohol, and expanded support for saying 'absolutely not' without explaining yourself." buff.ly/31NgFok
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Release Notes: Woman™ Version 51.0
“Thank you for updating to Woman™ 51.0. This release includes important security updates, several unexpected hardware changes, a completely redesigned relati...
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Mrs. Bluebeard @lexiturbo.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Random chode in a "Gen X: proud member of the fuck your feelings generation" t-shirt. Me: we literally had a toy called Care Bears, you fucking idiot.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
It's honestly so crazy to me that we're facing a technological revolution that could displace millions of jobs in the middle of a housing affordability crisis and every day we talk about whether a trans woman is playing sports or if someone has a non-Anglo name.
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 30/07/2026
This is Fenrir. He has not yet been successful in cuddling with the cat. But thinks if he goes slow enough she might not notice. 13/10 (IG: fenrirfanclub)
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Mrs. Bluebeard @lexiturbo.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
All of us out here lying whenever someone greets us with a "how are you?"
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The Florida Trib @thefloridatrib.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
More than 100 Florida species could inch closer to extinction under a set of changes to the Endangered Species Act the Trump administration rolled out this month that would force regulators to disregard damage to critical habitats. floridatrib.org/2026/07/24/f...
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Florida wildlife under threat from Trump administration rule
The reinterpretation of the Endangered Species Act would affect hundreds of species nationwide, but it would have an especially big impact in the Sunshine State
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Angie Nixon @angieforfl.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Let's get in good trouble, necessary trouble. Good trouble is standing up for voting rights when Republicans want to pick their own voters instead of the other way around. Michelle Obama said when they go low, we go high. Right now, high isn't loud enough. Get loud. Organize. Join us: AngieNixon.com
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404 Media @404media.co · 15/07/2026
We asked readers for the worst ChatGPT flyers they saw. The response was overwhelming. This week on the podcast, @jasonkoebler.bsky.social breaks down why it's become such a turn off. Watch now: youtu.be/Pc_uE7JF63k?...
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🦋💔🇺🇸SEB🇺🇸💔🦋 @sebastiangarof5.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Todd Blanche is actively participating in the Epstein cover-up. Any Senator that votes to confirm him as A.G. is actively participating with him.🔄
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Alison Munson @munsonalison.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
This is probably fine
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Best “remove glasses to look at something unbelievable” in cinema history.
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Jurassic Park: Dr. Grant's Surprise
Alt: Jurassic Park: Dr. Grant's Surprise
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Joe Walsh @walshfreedom.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
The President of the United States is currently doing everything he can do to fuck with, sow distrust in, and destroy another American election. Donald Trump is America’s enemy. He should be in jail.
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 09/07/2026
- Rumble of freight trains at dusk - Tuesday delivery at scrap metal yard - Broom sweeping floor of bar in Sheboygan at closing time
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Rumble of freight trains at dusk Tuesday delivery at scrap metal yard Broom sweeping floor of bar in Sheboygan at closing time
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James Murray @james-bg.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Microsoft joins Google and Amazon in admitting its AI drive has led to a huge increase in its carbon emissions. www.businessgreen.com/news/4532653...
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'Our approach must evolve': Dash for AI sees Microsoft's emissions surge 25 per cent in a year
Company vows to deliver 'responsible growth', despite joining growing list of US tech giants that is struggling to cut carbon emissions while rapidly growing AI capacity
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David Rothkopf @djrothkopf.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I wish just one NATO leader (or all of them) would say, "This is unacceptable. The US president has lost his mind. America come get your boy. He's broken and needs to be under a doctor's care back home." I wish someone would tell the damn truth about what's happening.
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Angie Nixon @angieforfl.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
This is what 250 years of America should look like. ✊🏾 We rallied for a more affordable Florida. Because you can't celebrate freedom when rent takes your whole check, insurance keeps climbing, and groceries feel like a luxury.
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Craig Pittman @craigtimes.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
5 data centers proposed in two #Florida counties. One data center can devour more electricity than all of St. Lucie County and nearly five times as much water as Stuart. www.news-press.com/story/news/l...
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Data centers can devour energy and water; threaten people and wildlife
5 data centers were proposed here in past year. Just one can use more power than all of St. Lucie County and nearly 5 times as much water as Stuart.
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 06/07/2026
i think one of the biggest cleavages in politics right now is between people who genuinely like women and want them to do well, and between people who at best view them as a means to an end and at worst view them as a warm hole they get to keep in their house
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dennis-the-menace.bsky.social @dennis-the-menace.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Hollywood has spent nearly $600 million trying to bring Matt Damon home
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Jeff Goodell @jeffgoodell.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Thank you to PBS News Hour @pbsnews.org for giving me the time and space to say this last night: “What we're seeing is a manifestation of climate change. What we're doing is living in the future that climate scientists have been warning us warning us about for 50 years.”
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The growing dangers of record heat waves like the one engulfing July 4th celebrations
Americans across the East Coast are preparing for one of the hottest Independence Days in recorded history. Triple-digit temperatures have disrupted travel, strained the energy grid and forced some co...
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
With this ruling, the birthright issue is not going away. The right hasn't really begun *organizing* around getting rid of the citizenship clause. Like Roe, this will be their fight for a generation. And if the Democrats just say "we won" and ignore it, like Roe, the Republicans will eventually win.
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Mrs. Bluebeard @lexiturbo.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I will become a paid subscriber to any news outlet who sends a journalist into the office of any cabinet member to ask, "how did you become such a dum dum dummy?"
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Mrs. Bluebeard @lexiturbo.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I'm so god damn tired of the dumbest humans being in charge of everything.
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Mrs. Bluebeard @lexiturbo.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
When people with zero degrees in science or biology declare facts on topics they have no expertise in, it truly boils my blood.
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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
As always, the only freedom that is real is the freedom to spend money to get the political outcomes you want.
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sigma7 @tinymoo.tech · 30/06/2026
I'm going to be hearing the numbers "6-3" in my nightmares
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Brandy Schillace @bschillace.brandyschillace.com · 28/06/2026
News outlets won’t report this, but it’s important—indigenous people are why the horror of Alligator Alcatraz is over english.elpais.com/usa/2025-08-...
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In the heart of the Miccosukee, the Native American tribe that shut down Alligator Alcatraz
The community found refuge from white persecution deep in the Everglades swamps centuries ago. Together with environmental groups, they succeeded in forcing the closure of the immigration detention ce...
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Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
“They want to turn America into a whites-only gas station restroom. I want her to be a place where all can find rest." michaelianblack.substack.com/p/they-are-t...
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They Are Trying To Break Our Heart
Don't let them.
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Dave Against The Machine🏴 @johnbrownbread.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
this is indoctrination and grooming
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David Rothkopf @djrothkopf.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Some in Dem establishment giving very strong vibe that they are committed to that big band sound and are sure that rock and roll will never catch on.
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Basel Gooner @baselgooner.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
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Leah Stokes @leahstokes.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
The heatwave in Europe is so extreme, it's 25–32°F (14–18°C) above normal. You read that right. France recorded it's hottest day ever. The UK had its hottest ever June day. The ground is exceeding 122°F (50°C). People are dying. Tell me again why we shouldn't talk about climate change???
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