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Mrs. Bluebeard

@lexiturbo.bsky.social
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Is this what’s supposed to happen when you’re only trying to do right in this wicked world? 🎹

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Mrs. Bluebeard @lexiturbo.bsky.social · 10h
Due?
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Skittles Scary Skeletons ☕ @skittles6.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I literally saved this video earlier.
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Leah Greenberg ❌👑 @leahgreenberg.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The raid on Rep. Omar is a FIVE ALARM FIRE. Trump is weaponizing the federal government to go after an opposition leader and escalate his viciously racist campaign against Somali Americans. We stand with Ilhan.
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Mrs. Bluebeard @lexiturbo.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
If there are any actual Jewish space lasers, now is their time to shine.
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Mrs. Bluebeard @lexiturbo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Cane Stage
ALT: Cane Stage
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Mrs. Bluebeard @lexiturbo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What the shit kind of generic SCIENCE event is this? The science of gold? Alchemy? Is this alchemy?
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Mrs. Bluebeard @lexiturbo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What a fucking lunatic.
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Melissa Nadia Viviana 🐸 @resistrebelrevolt.net · 07/10/2026
Real talk by Dutch politician, Anna Strolenberg on Jane Doe & the predatory male tech industry. "I stand with Jane Doe. Abusing women is not a business model. Whether it’s spyware to track women’s phones, or nudify apps used to undress women, Big Tech has made millions off the abuse of women."
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Mrs. Bluebeard @lexiturbo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You didn't rename it Department of Peace, dickfor.
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Mrs. Bluebeard @lexiturbo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sure, but with every other crime, we don't just assume the victim is lying. We treat the allegations as credible, and throw a good faith investigation at it.
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Melissa Nadia Viviana 🐸 @resistrebelrevolt.net · 06/10/2026
Thousands of students protested the Cornell 7 on campus today. ✊🏼 Here they are participating in "The Rapist Is You" or "El Violador Eres Tú:" a 2019 Chilean feminist performance piece created to draw attention to violence against women. ❤️‍🩹
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Mrs. Bluebeard @lexiturbo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Don't threaten me with a good time.
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Mrs. Bluebeard @lexiturbo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Aw, can't ya see what I'm tryin' to say, darlin?
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Mrs. Bluebeard @lexiturbo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Is this my porn now?
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
De Niro: The Trump administration knows that their policies are unpopular. They’re not stupid. Well, okay. They are very fucking stupid. I mean, really stupid. They’re stupider than I ever thought. But they recognize what they’re doing is turning away people.
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Mrs. Bluebeard @lexiturbo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I can't tell whether I'm tired or sad.
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Mrs. Bluebeard @lexiturbo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
In Florida of all places, we got ours quick.
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Mrs. Bluebeard @lexiturbo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Thiiiiiiisssss!
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Mrs. Bluebeard @lexiturbo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We got our mail-in ballots and I voted for her!
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Mrs. Bluebeard @lexiturbo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Why the fuck do we give a pass to people who abuse their kids just because their imaginary friend told them to??
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Mrs. Bluebeard @lexiturbo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I will never not laugh at "your mom" jokes.
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 01/10/2026
you should be able to call in "suffering under the weight of another round of campus rape discourse" to work
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Mrs. Bluebeard @lexiturbo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm so distracted right now.
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Angie Nixon @angieforfl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When they go low, WE GET LOUD!  And we push back against their lies and their disinformation. Because when the rich are getting richer and the poor are getting poorer, change can’t wait. #angieforflorida
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You've seen fireworks that look like jellyfish, but what about a jellyfish that looks like fireworks? The E/V Nautilus filmed this rare Halitrephes maasi jellyfish glowing like a firework at a depth of 4,019 feet (1,225 meters) off the coast of Baja California, Mexico. (📷: Ocean Exploration Trust)
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Mrs. Bluebeard @lexiturbo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
How about a PSA telling men not to get drunk because they might rape someone? That sound reasonable?
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Mrs. Bluebeard @lexiturbo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So all us women are out here having grown up our whole lives with the world of men telling us how important it is to protect ourselves from the world of men. Then when a woman says a bunch of men did what you said they would, you get mad at her. Make it make sense.
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Mrs. Bluebeard @lexiturbo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It was a huge problem at frats when I went to college in the 90s.
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Mrs. Bluebeard @lexiturbo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just got my ballot and voted for her!
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The challenges we face must be met by a bold progressive populist movement that strengthens democracy and shakes up the system. We can’t simply return to the path we were on before Trump. We cannot allow Big Money to dominate our politics and economy. And we cannot capitulate to the oligarchy.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Astounding to me any rock critic ever thought this album was bad. We could've had at least another decade of stuff like this if they didn't fuck with Rivers' head by hunting around for a single. Anyways it's not possible to find a riskier guitar solo on a pop record than the one in The Good Life.
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Mrs. Bluebeard @lexiturbo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
JFC. 🤦🏼‍♀️
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Joseph Cox @josephcox.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Your ChatGPT chats are not private, and humans are reading them. Anthropic's Claude too. More here: www.404media.co/inside-proje...
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 14/09/2026
Tech oligarchs agree calling AI "too dangerous" way cooler than just admitting it doesn't work
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Tech oligarchs agree calling AI "too dangerous" way cooler than just admitting it doesn't work
SILICON VALLEY - The CEOs of OpenAI, Anthropic, and GrokAI have released a statement agreeing that claiming artificial intelligence "could potentially kill all humans" sounds much more awesome than just admitting that they blew a fortune on glorified chatbots.
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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Today I learned that the two e's in "Bee" are silent.
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Mrs. Bluebeard @lexiturbo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Who is even left over there?
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The plagiarism machine I created will likely kill us all, there’s a 40% chance, no, higher, like 75%,or more! But NO I will not “unplug it,” that’s an insane suggestion. The scientific solution is to *give me more money.*
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Mrs. Bluebeard @lexiturbo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
@themountaingoats.bsky.social
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Mrs. Bluebeard @lexiturbo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The absolute queen.
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Mrs. Bluebeard @lexiturbo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
If McDonald's uses it, he will.
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Mrs. Bluebeard @lexiturbo.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Why?
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Mrs. Bluebeard @lexiturbo.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
What the shit is this idiot doing with a gun on a paddleboard?
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Make Some Noise @makesomenoise.dropout.tv · 26/08/2026
If not for Tim Curry, Brennan wouldn't have gotten a job at CollegeHumor, and Dropout would be a very different place today...
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
homophobic guy accidentally getting into Ride and The Jesus and Mary Chain because he misunderstood "shoegaze" to mean "keeps the homosexuals away"
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Mrs. Bluebeard @lexiturbo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Carl from The Simpsons Does a Chef's Kiss
ALT: Carl from The Simpsons Does a Chef's Kiss
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lighthouse prince @historiancole.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
tim curry keeping up the bit twenty years after the fact by writing in his memoir that he and miss piggy had an affair during the filming of muppet treasure island is just so good and funny
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Ken Plume @kenplume.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Pee Wee Herman & Dolly Parton singing a duet? Here ya go...
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026
[Exit Queen.]
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Mrs. Bluebeard @lexiturbo.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Where's the box of detritus? 😆
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Mrs. Bluebeard @lexiturbo.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
So proud to have voted for her. LFG!!!!
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