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Your friend Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
i have no ladle and i must soup
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Your friend Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Camel menthol extra wide but in the marlboro logo
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Your friend Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
bring back the plexiglass
the plexiglass wall extension in the Metrodome
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Your friend Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
say what you want about tumblr but no other website is creating stuff like this
you ate hamster memories
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Your friend Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
god i wish my mind worked like this. just believing whatever you want because it's what you believe. never actually thinking about anything at all. it must be bliss
I would go so far as to say that it’s cheaper for my wife and me to both eat out than it is to cook. Especially when you factor in buying one-off ingredients, prep time, and clean up. If I want chili I’ll just go to the local deli and get it. If I have time on Sunday to let it run then ill make it
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Your friend Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
America is a silly place where the wealthy are given free money
Wells Fargo offering me $2500 if I upgrade my checking account and maintain $250,000 in deposits
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Your friend Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It did this a while back with a smaller batch of episodes. Some, like Trap, have lost 10 minutes over the years
Screen shot of Blank Check episodes for Trap, there are 3 for some reason and they're each a different length
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Your friend Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
have you dreamed this man?
Earl Schuman
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Your friend Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i bet the weird autistic lawyer goo is a great kisser
the sheliak from star trek
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Your friend Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Post a vampire
Bad guy from Marty Supreme and also real life
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Your friend Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Your friend Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Made it
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Your friend Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I don't know about anyone else but I mean "I have never heard this song" lmao
What some folks really mean when they claim to have never heard choosin Texas
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Your friend Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Your friend Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
what the heck
the 1.6? but the six and the question mark have a weird line connecting them
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Your friend Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
they were not let off the hook this time
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Your friend Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This guy is so tired of this shit
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Your friend Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
here's the Thing
Marvel's The Thing
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Your friend Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I wonder if they'd still let me pay for a train fare with this
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Your friend Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Reverse Columbo
photonegative Columbo saying "I'll get into your hair"
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Your friend Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
incredible writing from @dankmccoy.bsky.social
You know me. I like movies. I'm easy on movies. I want to punch this movie in the neck. This is runny shit from a diseased butt. Every scene filled me with an almost inexplicable rage.
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Your friend Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Gone but not forgotten
Bobbleheada of Naz Reid, D'Angelo Russell, and Karl-Anthony Towns
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Your friend Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
time was you could make a whole movie about working for a firm
movie poster for The Firm
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Your friend Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Your friend Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
mecha jesus christo
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Your friend Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Your friend Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
we talkin bout A Master Builder?
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Your friend Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
are you fucking kidding me
Sources of funds for down payments include:

Money - Money in savings or investment accounts.
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Your friend Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
did you know that good credit can help your short term goals like renting an apartment and your long term goals like renting a better apartment? i have to read this to get a mortgage btw
Good credit will help you achieve short-term goals such as:

Renting an apartment.
Getting a new job (which may require a credit check).
Making a major purchase (e.g., furniture or an automobile).
Keeping your other rates low (e.g., auto or homeowner’s insurance).
Good credit will help you achieve long-term goals such as:

Renting a better apartment.
Going back to school.
Starting a business.
Buying a home.
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Your friend Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
the only proper way to fake fire onscreen
ATHF Revenge of the Mooninites where they burn Carl's dresser
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Your friend Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
if there was ever context for this i don't remember what it is
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Your friend Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Your friend Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
should've left it alone
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Your friend Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
digging around the archives and i found the most bullshit thing that ever happened to me in nba 2k
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Your friend Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
i think this one image was the biggest impact it had on me
kumail all jacked up on whatever marvel gives you to make you look like a comic book character
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Your friend Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Go Lynx imo
A lynx game at target center
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Your friend Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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Your friend Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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Your friend Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
65 this year
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Your friend Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
AI is so incredibly self-evidently the future of society and technology that you aren't allowed to reply to me
an ai booster saying some dumb shit about how ai is the future but replies and quotes are disabled for the post
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Your friend Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
the boneitis guy from Futurama
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Your friend Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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Your friend Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
the last thing you see before your soul is sucked out
nancy mace making a youtube face
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Your friend Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
i hope wings fever isn't contagious with a fire storm on the way
Wings vs Fever

Fire vs Storm
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Your friend Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
i've been on this kick of watching movies i really love
screenshot of my most recent activity on letterboxed: The Terminator, The Lighthouse, Army of Darkness, Sinners
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Your friend Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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Your friend Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Incredible
Architects of 2026 market crash just finished a highly productive lunch

Published August 19, 2014Published August 19, 2014
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Your friend Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
anton chigur from No Country For Old Men: "you don't know what you're talking about, do you?
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Your friend Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Gul Madred from Chain of Command
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