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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 30m

oh hell yes, another ball off a roof

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Your friend Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 2h

he's retiring so putin can make him a general or some shit

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Your friend Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 2h

kind of depressing that even mortgage lenders and realty insurance companies want me to take a fucking survey. fuck you

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Your friend Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 3h

sure, but it might not do a lot of shaking

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Your friend Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 3h

i watched too many Darko "manna from heaven" Milicic and Wesley Johnson games to get mad about anything they could possibly do now

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Your friend Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 3h

i would never spoil it for you baby

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Your friend Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 3h

This will either have no impact at all or something catastrophic is going to happen. Can't wait to find out which one it is

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Leo S @yoleo.bsky.social · 5h

Can never take anything she says with journalistic integrity now after the Ballmer bit

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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

legitimately hilarious WCW Saturday Night gimmick

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Your friend Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 7h

Resident Evil is pretty fun, you'll find lots to like I think

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Your friend Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 8h

Crazy that "brad pitt disabled dog movie" is doing ok. I guess that guy can do anything

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Daniel Suitor @danielsuitor.com · 12h

My client and I to MPR about this phenomenon. Two other attorneys are quoted talking about their client as well. We're not going to let ICE get away with making a mockery of court orders like this. www.mprnews.org/story/2026/1...

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Catch, release, catch: Inside ICE's new 'farce' tactic

Multiple immigration detainees in Minnesota have been ordered released by federal judges only for them to be immediately re-detained by immigration officers at the doors of the Whipple Federal buildin...

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Your friend Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 21h

hamburger but it's ham instead of beef

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Your friend Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 21h

julius randle? sounds made up to me

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Your friend Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 21h

that big headed goober couldn't assassinate anyone or write a stupid creed

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Your friend Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

thinkin about Megalopolis again

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Your friend Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 21h

i don't think henry ford is the right ford here

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Your friend Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 21h

the assassin's creed of jesse james by the coward henry ford

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Your friend Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

oh refried beans, why must you be so wonderfully delicious and devastatingly unhealthy

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Your friend Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

At the risk of doing social media right, go fuck yourself

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Your friend Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

those bastards at npr have ruined us all

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Your friend Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

hmm, seems that having players taller than me is pretty valuable in the sport of basketball

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Your friend Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

what a weird career that guy's had

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Your friend Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

the alaskan assassin bags another one

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fraser ramon @fraserramon.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

You know nothing about cheesecake

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Your friend Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

saw a trailer for both this and the john depp action vehicle called, and i wish i was making this up, Day Drinker last night in the Day Drinker depp has the line "you thought i was fucking done? i'm done when i say i'm done" also he has an Irish(?) accent for some reason movies are dead

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Your friend Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

the lady was flabbergasted by @brandonbird.bsky.social's Captain's Mess. very funny to hear her go on and on about it. "but picard's not a spaghetti man, he would never eat like that" which is true i guess, if lacking in whimsy

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Your friend Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

i don't remember the week of government class that went over the constitutional right to generate fake revenge pornography but i was a pretty bad student

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dan sinker @dansinker.com · 03/10/2026

You'd think that the Democratic party would be making hay over their opposition's biggest donor fighting to let his bot keep making revenge porn.

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Your friend Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

it would be fun if, 35 years after the Twins last won it all because of a ridiculous home stadium, the Brewers did it this year with a bunch of plinks and plonks off their roof

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Your friend Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I can't imagine we'll be saying his name for very long

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Your friend Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The Cheat is real and he's my friend

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Your friend Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

It is always crazy to me how much people will excuse for fucking youtubers. Just find a new dipshit that makes videos to watch for Christ's sake

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Your friend Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

This Verhoeven movie has gone off the rails

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Your friend Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I don't know what goes on while I'm unconscious but it must be crazy

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Your friend Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Love going to sleep feeling fine and waking up feeling like I was in a car crash. It's cool and good actually

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Chris @jayleno.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Chris Rock has become a very good source of completely insane celebrity-brain quotes as he gets older

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Your friend Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Digger is an interesting film. i suspect people will hate it for stupid reasons and then in ten years go "well you know i actually liked it all along" sort of a reverse Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)

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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

ONCE THERE WERE MOUNTAINS ON MOUNTAINS AND ONCE I COULD NEVER BE DOWN

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