Reposted by monika full stop leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 02/01/2026it’s stupid to not use ai just because it can induce psychosis and generate child porn. it’s like saying you’re hungry when there’s a hot dog on the ground outside that induces psychosis and generates child porn 364636695
monika full stop @leszy.bsky.social · 02/01/2026But enough about the plot. Just how putdownable is the book? 000
Reposted by monika full stop Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 09/09/2025every birthday message to epstein is like "dear jeff, you're so rich and so handsome but probably the thing about you i love most is that you're a prolific child predator. never change <3" 101106132398
Reposted by monika full stop Brandy Jensen @brandyjensen.bsky.social · 27/08/2025look, clearly the cut has perfected running a certain style of self-aggrandizing, faux-searching but ultimately breezily exculpatory personal essay but oh my god www.thecut.com/article/eliz...thecut.comMy Once-in-a-Million-Years Love StoryWhen my best friend was diagnosed with cancer, I promised to be with her until the end. Then all hell broke loose. 2333932
Reposted by monika full stop onion person @junlper.beer · 17/05/2025average comment section in 2025 497374904264
monika full stop @leszy.bsky.social · 18/05/2025my parents told me their bike got stolen then the next day informed me that it was returned so I was like huh remorse! and they were like “ah no it disappears for hours at a time all the time!” surely at that point it’s not your bike, it’s a beloved community rental 000
Reposted by monika full stop Gaius (from Tribunate) @gaius.bsky.social · 26/03/2025Becoming a “thank you for your service” guy for a car dealership is the logical endpoint of American conservatism 305232843831
Reposted by monika full stop Dorothy Whoresnack @friendoflwaxana.bsky.social · 19/02/2025Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey: 3463271341
Reposted by monika full stop molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 03/02/2025trump is over on truth social posting about the plight of the white south african farmer, i wonder who is filling his head with nonsense about white genocide!! truly a mystery. 292469388
Reposted by monika full stop Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 03/02/2025DEI is when a woman or non-white person who is qualified for a job receives that job. The meritocracy is when a 19 year old gets to run the United States government because he posted the dankest memes 6068071962
Reposted by monika full stop ceej @ceej.online · 03/02/2025ending my career as a nuclear policy analyst by getting pulled into a no-agenda zoom titled only “Review” and coming to face to face with a poofy-haired teenager who put my emails into a racist chatbot to find out how woke I am on a scale from “Based” to “R-Slur” and immediately defecting to China 162201358
Reposted by monika full stop Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 03/02/2025Well the award for most cowardly, boot-lickingest academic society has squarely gone to the American Society of Microbiology, who has taken down features of various non-white scientists. Absolutely pathetic behavior. Those articles are now coming up as “under review”. Truly sickening cowardice here. 335177054789
Reposted by monika full stop eve6 @eve6.bsky.social · 01/02/2025We were never able to write a second hit because of dei 2179460480
Reposted by monika full stop Nathan Lombardi @lom.bsky.social · 30/01/2025I've just found the best hack. Swear in your search request. It's a great way to bypass the AI summary and make your search history look like you're chronically pissed off at everything! 7152442201
Reposted by monika full stop Journal of Art in Society @artinsociety.bsky.social · 31/01/2025Buried in a pit under the Great Pyramid of Giza about 4,500 years ago, this is the Khufu Ship. When first uncovered, in 1954, you could still smell the scent of the cedar wood. It will be housed in the new Grand Egyptian Museum 111085171
Reposted by monika full stop tinybaby @tiny.baby · 31/01/2025you know we like to make jokes on here at mark zuckerberg's expense, about how he looks, speaks, and acts. but sometimes you have to step back and remember that all of those mean-spirited things are true. he looks like if you boiled a toad and stretched it out into a guy 393192374
Reposted by monika full stop merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 30/01/2025at this point i believe that the dudes who come for the menswear guy are just sleeper agents whose entire lives have been orchestrated to give him dunk material 14683451029
Reposted by monika full stop Kim, Bestie of Bunzy, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ @easybakedoven.bsky.social · 30/01/2025I love that a white guy was flying the plane, a white guy was flying the helicopter, and a white guy gutted the FAA last week but somehow the blame is too much diversity. 631398359199
Reposted by monika full stop Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 31/01/2025they sell these $10 dollar mugs about your dog's soul being annihilated upon death 5432647
Reposted by monika full stop Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 31/01/2025I just sent this email to all 13,000 federal employees of the NOAA lol. The Trump administration's changes to their communications system made it so literally anyone can blast messages out to the entire agency 18881521062
monika full stop @leszy.bsky.social · 30/01/2025Saw a woman pick up a whole naan with both hands and nibble on it like a cartoon mouse 000
monika full stop @leszy.bsky.social · 23/01/2025I think it’s beautiful that the ep has both Michael pronouncing a word like it’s never been pronounced before and Peter desperately trying not to anger the lesbians and the thing they’ll get the most emails about is Xena the Warrior Princess 010
Reposted by monika full stop Michael Tisserand @tisserand.bsky.social · 20/01/2025Jules Feiffer, 1974 141129442
Reposted by monika full stop Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 21/01/2025He was karate-chopping the neck of a transgender ghost. Calm down everyone. 866402692762
Reposted by monika full stop noam @noamchompers.bsky.social · 20/01/2025'it wasn't a nazi salute, it was an autism salute' is the best take. nobody is topping that 711511
monika full stop @leszy.bsky.social · 21/01/2025asking my “quit your job” friends for career advice is yielding what I now see were predictable results 000
Reposted by monika full stop Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 14/01/2025BREAKING: World’s Biggest Baby Placated, Soothed 731830
Reposted by monika full stop BOO Bolander @bbolander.bsky.social · 14/01/2025pitching my series "nothing bad happens to jared harris" where it's just 30 minutes a week of nothing traumatic happening to a character played by jared harris. the postman delivers a package. maybe he makes a cup of tea but leaves it steeping a bit too long 1268378
Reposted by monika full stop Lane Stellmaker @hipcrimevocab.net · 29/12/2024NO NO NO NO NO NO NO 5673490
Reposted by monika full stop Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 27/12/2024 121237
Reposted by monika full stop SilentSnerk @silentsnerk.bsky.social · 20/12/2024💯. It's like how Ashley Madison's female user base turned out to be something like 99% fake-- AI "women" will be used to lure dumbass straight dudes into opening their wallets for a subscription membership. AI can help lead them on so much more successfully at scale, & maintain the cash stream. 141161
Reposted by monika full stop 🦎Galileo🍉 @galileogb.bsky.social · 20/12/2024the killing of one single corrupt ceo is treated in the same way as the assassination of a government official, because under capitalism it's the same thing. 131988
Reposted by monika full stop Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 20/12/2024Just so we’re clear what just happened: Republicans tore apart their funding agreement with Democrats after Elon Musk told them to. They created a new bill that defunded child cancer research. And then they failed to pass that bill too. 472134373139
Reposted by monika full stop Sandra Newman @sannewman.bsky.social · 13/12/2024If you stopped at a deserted rest area to use the restroom and found it filled with turtles who all silently, balefully, turned their heads to look at you, how many turtles would it take to scare you off? That number is your Uncanny Rest-Area Restroom Turtle Number. 1011046186
monika full stop @leszy.bsky.social · 19/12/2024I was wearing a reindeer antlers headband at the Christmas party and it was generally well received but one woman approached me and said “you look very cute! have you seen Baby Reindeer” which is not the vibe I was going for 000
Reposted by monika full stop David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 13/12/2024This sort of perspective is honestly so important. Until we get posts like this on Bluesky this platform will remain an echo chamber full of people who will not die at 51 of complications from a sprained ankle that they treated by drinking a gallon of mercury. 1034755685
Reposted by monika full stop Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 13/12/2024lmao he's getting Shinzo Abe'd 131999305
Reposted by monika full stop anna !!! :) 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸 @frogs4girls.bsky.social · 11/12/2024who is the ceo of obscenely bright LED headlights 221252154
Reposted by monika full stop Rich Douek @rdouek.com · 10/01/2024My biggest issue with AI evangelism in our industry is that it treats creativity like a problem to be solved, and not an adventure to be had. 5049451499
monika full stop @leszy.bsky.social · 11/12/2024woman at work asked me where I live and when I told her she asked me, a 32 yo lesbian, to come over on Christmas and pretend to be Santa for the benefit of her kid 000
Reposted by monika full stop UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance𓅃 @falconryfinance.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Another tragic death that could have been avoided with guaranteed universal healthcare 455299
!["So tired of Western developers shoving their woke agenda down our throats with their design of female characters.
Take vanilla Lae'zel for example. live used filters to remove her DEI chin, strange nose, and harsh masculine features. Now she looks sexy, feminine, and attractive."
[2 images: 1. Lae'zel from Baldur's Gate 3: "Lae'zel has yellowish-green skin, with black accents below her ochre eyes, cheeks and neck. Her scars, most prominent of all one that runs from her nose to her chin, give her the mean look of a seasoned warrior. Black bumpy mottles adorn her face on her cheeks, and like all githyanki, she has a flattened nose and long and pointed ears, with ridges protruding on the back edges. Her hair, kept shoulder-length, is auburn and straight, with a few adorned silver braids running along the side of her head and a small bun on the back. Though shorter than the rest of the companions, and with a wiry, athletic frame, she stands proud and intimidating. "
2. an admittedly very cute toad.]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreienfrq6zsoepmzxon2wn4tnpeqynnbo4vwvyn26vt4popcdw5hls4)
