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@lazsaro.bsky.social
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- discoball mausoleum - ⛓️‍💥 - harm reduction saves lives - kick a transphobe in the face - calling bias in and out

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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
And she said, "I hope you don't mind, I have been watching a little bit. I want you to know I am so proud."
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
20ish years later I got to yell at her myself after the school folded to pressure from the Archbishop to fire a queer employee, and when I stood up in the front row of the alumni forum and saw fear in her eyes I was like “oh my god this must be what it felt like to be Theresa Willett ALL THE TIME”
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🔩All Hallow’s Joan🐈‍⬛ @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
When you think about it, men having to face social and personal consequences for their actions is almost exactly like that time we mob murdered a bunch of women
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Comrade Kitten @scenemissing.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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HomonculusFace @lazsaro.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The company my position was just moved over to announced they will be temporarily furloughing an determined # of workers (probably 2/3rd) 6 wks total beginning mid December. Standby for how this will affect your health benefits. Standby for which departments will be affected, and to what extent. Wtf
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Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I “got stuck” behind the drawers today. Everyone had to come help me so I felt awkward telling them I wasn’t stuck, I was just being a little shit
an orange cat is being snuggled on a halloween blankie with one paw extended toward the camera. you can tell by his facial expression that he has recently been a little shit causing trouble
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Lux 🌸 Alptraum @luxalptraum.com · 02/10/2026
IDK this surge of “if every rape survivor self-IDs on the internet change will happen” is sure making me wonder if you all have collective amnesia from 2017
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 02/10/2026
progressive movements are judged by their shrillest, most extreme members. regressive movements are judged by their calmest, most mainstream members. this is simple journalistic balance.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@JFriedhoff

me at 13: wow i can't wait til we have immersive computers everywhere like star trek
me at 30: wow i can't wait until we destroy all computers like in dune
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
they look like rival casino owners in a straight-to-video movie where Eric Roberts plays both of them
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I have been watching a lot of skateboarding videos at night (extremely gentle midlife crisis?) and I think it is nice when the skateboarders get excited to see each other doing well!
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HomonculusFace @lazsaro.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
HELLO I AM DUM DUM FUCK BABY HALLO PLS HELP MAMDAMI NOT ANTI SEMITIC ENUGH BUT POST SAID HE WUZ WHYYY
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HomonculusFace @lazsaro.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I broke a frat boys nose after his friend tried to get him to fight me. I was just trying to deliver pizza next door. They were leaving the Kollege Klub bar with their dicks out, pissing as they walked and I told them to put their little white man dicks away.
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HomonculusFace @lazsaro.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
No, it's not "prescription underwear" it's just special underwear for people with exceptionally inelastic skin bags.
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
just a reminder that Mt. Gox of Bitcoin infamy started life as mtgox, as in Magic: the Gathering Online Exchange
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When they get back in power, Democrats need to go all-in on higher education. We need a campaign of reinvestment in public universities across the country that makes the Morrill Land-Grant Act look like nothing by comparison *and* a GI Bill of Rights-style program of tuition grants.
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Chipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Tony soprano anointing a cat into the mafia by booping its nose and saying  “you're like a little goose, because you're so silly”
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HomonculusFace @lazsaro.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Relevant, this gif I screenshot and rarely get to drop
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HomonculusFace @lazsaro.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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HomonculusFace @lazsaro.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ohhhh gd forbid I have a bias against AI 🚫 BLOCKED
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Fat Apollo, baby! @fatapollo.myatproto.social · 26/09/2026
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terror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My brother just asked me if I still dabble in off putting behaviours
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
People sleep on CUNY but it is one of the absolute JEWELS of U.S. Higher Ed and has been for decades. And what's the thanks the system gets??? It has to fight for its life every single year because it has been systematically defunded.
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HomonculusFace @lazsaro.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fifth Element Henry VIII
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HomonculusFace @lazsaro.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Idk what this made up argument is But I live in a city where calling a stranger an 'illegal' as a slur counts as instigating a fight, not sure how it's played in sadfucktown, Ontario.
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HomonculusFace @lazsaro.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What is the name for people who fantasize about giant women mauling them? Crumbers (R crumbers)
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
JK Rowling's death will be funny as hell because it'll be Charlie Kirk but wizard-themed. The worst and stupidest fucking people you have *ever* seen, dressed as wizards and crying and producing terrible genAI slop of a suspiciously Charlie Kirk-like Harry welcoming her to heaven etc
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🌬Breeze @cool-summer-breeze.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is the Stolen Neighbors Quilt. Each of the 11,000 squares represents a person taken by ICE in Minnesota.
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"Western Massachusetts is none of our business" was Lovecraft's only insight that aged well
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 25/09/2026
Demand the entire party adopt Marie Glusenkamp Perez’ tough stance on sea lions
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♡Scary Kate 🇵🇸 🍂 @katespeace.northsky.social · 24/09/2026
Some of you are real clowns aren't you. You got to be on the same side as Jesse Singal, so congrats.
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HomonculusFace @lazsaro.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Such an amazing read
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HomonculusFace @lazsaro.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sucks so much to joke about institutionalizing trans people. Fuck this
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HomonculusFace @lazsaro.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This intracommunity discourse is clearly not ready for primetime, Jesse Singal got a copy of the recording of the mediation and put it up in an episode. So, yeah these disability activists seem pretty tiresome but we probably don't want to be laughing at them along with Jesse Singal
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lucindacatchlove.bsky.social @lucindacatchlove.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Fun fact, bees on cocaine exaggerate about the flowers they found to other bees.
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August J. Pollak @augustjpollak.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I know it sounds bad that Gavin Newsom sold out California so Larry Ellison can buy about half of the entire American entertainment industry but to be fair to Newsom, half of that is actually going to be bought by Saudi Arabia
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Goldstein (still not a pseudonym) @goldstein.latinsky.app · 22/09/2026

"Landlord's right has its origin in robbery. The Landlords, like all other men, love to reap where they never sowed, and demand a rent for even the natural produce of the Earth."
-Adam Smith
Photo of Mao Tse-Tung is unrelated
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Minnesotan Kaiju @whisperingpines.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Costco has a Ripper™ if any of you are working on a melee build
A store display in Costco for a battery-powered handheld chainsaw
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
A mocked up FBI wanted poster with six variations of Bugs Bunny dressed as hilarious women

Left to right:
Classic housewife bugs bunny in a peach dress with French curls and a blue bonnet 

Sexy snow bunny bugs bunny in a form fitting yellow ski suit & red lipstick 

Classy rocket bra bugs bunny in a pink blouse and a choker and red heels and a blue skirt 

Green nightgown bugs bunny looking alluring 

Cavewoman bugs bunny in an orange tattered one piece slip making a come hither expression 

Flapper bugs bunny in a red dance outfit and a big bowler hat
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 21/09/2026
I KNOW THATS RIGHT
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HomonculusFace @lazsaro.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
And we often go after the writer of the piece even though the journalist's editors are the ones who mangles together headline a headline from SEO buzzwords likely chosen by an LLM.
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Kill Tim Faust 💀 @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 18/09/2026
At the end of the day, even though he's a bad guy, I'm having a hard time watching Mitch McConnell be a victim of elder abuse. I wish there were something I could do to help, like scream at him until he soils himself or trick him into adding me to his will.
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Patrick Andelic @pkandelic.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The Muppets have to put on a show to save the Kennedy Center. There you go, Disney, that's your premise.
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HomonculusFace @lazsaro.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
One time my dad was arguing with one of his sisters. Apparently about the merits of some guerilla leader? She was really animated. So I guess she knew the guy? She was in the fucking mountains with him. In the jungle fucking mountains with them.
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HomonculusFace @lazsaro.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
🎥 moments: Beethoven, 1992: Oliver Platt telling Stanley Tucci "I depped in the beam"
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nestor-makflow.bsky.social @nestor-makflow.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Me completely dissociating on dmt with a trickle of vomit on my chin. My good buddies: he’s an aloof guy
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HomonculusFace @lazsaro.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Now is probably as good a time as there ever will be to admit that I have more than one mackelmore inspired tattoos.
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
remember when a member of richard spencer’s entourage fired a gun into a crowd during his college speaking tour and they kept letting him speak on college campuses? it was about two months after a woman was murdered at an event he was headlining.
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