Comrade Kitten @scenemissing.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Kash Patel is really out there trying to recruit Mr. Hands 010
Reposted by Comrade KittenImani Gandy @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 09/09/2026Anyone calling the refusal to compromise on trans rights a "purity test" can get into the bin as far as I'm concerned 241655356
Reposted by Comrade KittenViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I don't want to die a hero. I want to live. As a dipshit 643890
Comrade Kitten @scenemissing.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Cool Papa Bell is a good nickname and all, but it’s no Cum Posey 000
Reposted by Comrade KittenViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 05/09/2026[Pam from HR staring at my Bluesky page] What did you mean when you said, “Hyucking on Goofy’s dick till he gawrshed” 1751084
Reposted by Comrade KittenNorm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026She lies and says she’s in love with him. Can’t find a Fetterman. 2983951
Reposted by Comrade KittenIan Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 04/09/2026As a long time dirtball who will eat basically anything, I have nothing against ranch dressing. But I think there are very few use cases for it that aren't improved by swapping it out with Caesar 13995
Reposted by Comrade KittenIan Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 02/09/2026Even aside from Rowling being an insane monster, Jesus fuck I am sick of hearing about Harry Potter 733561564
Reposted by Comrade KittenAbigail Thorn @theabigailthorn.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Camp Miasma rules, holy crap 1684360
Reposted by Comrade KittenBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 28/07/2026I love the people who are like "there's gonna be a robust, seedy black market for meat purchased from Zohran's Communist grocery stores." These people have never been aggressively pitched stolen steak out of the back of a Honda Civic before? Non-desperate people don't buy random sidewalk meat. 1924064313
Comrade Kitten @scenemissing.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Maybe live your political career in a way that people don’t post #ripbozo when you die. 000
Comrade Kitten @scenemissing.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Shit is just really depressing at this point. 000
Reposted by Comrade Kittenmolly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 16/06/2026for iphone users, if you very suddenly regret NOT turning off biometric unlock, press the lock button on the side 5 times in row - this will lock your phone and require the passcode before biometric unlock can be used again, preventing police from using your face to unlock it against your will. 3124351086
Reposted by Comrade KittenAlejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 12/06/2026You don't hate Elon Musk enough. 701494249
Reposted by Comrade Kittenghost of john gode @ghostofjohngode.bsky.social · 09/06/2026dolan should invite benjamin netanyahu to game 4 886092
Reposted by Comrade KittenDr. Tessa Fisher @tessafisher.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Every time data centers are brought up, I'm reminded of a recent meeting I had with a person working in that sector who mentioned how important power demand modeling was, because they projected if the grid were to go down in Phoenix during peak summer, 30,000 people would die in the first 24 hours 191264452
Comrade Kitten @scenemissing.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Sacramento is a good trip if you only spend a day there, come on a Saturday when the weather is exactly perfect and can spend time at the farmers market, and you’re there when the A’s are playing. Anything else isn’t recommended. 000
Reposted by Comrade KittenCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Oh so like Tom Kean is just gone gone. Having lunch with Shelley Miscavige 2429828
Comrade Kitten @scenemissing.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Honestly wasn’t expecting that ending to set up for the sequel 000
Reposted by Comrade KittenMalcontentMalContent🍉（ ͜•人 ͜•) @giantwoman420.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Most "stupidity" is just stress manifested 041
Reposted by Comrade Kitten𝙱𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚅𝚊𝚖𝚙𝚒𝚛𝚎 𝚂𝚕𝚊𝚢𝚎𝚛 @bethyvampireslayer.bsky.social · 24/04/2026I know everything is shit. It's not good, it's mostly all bad. I am STILL going to enjoy this morning. I am STILL going to be happy. I am STILL going to listen to some of my favorite music. I will NOT be separated from simply joys. I WILL have hope. And I WILL fight to keep it. 932171348
Reposted by Comrade Kittenthe beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 23/04/2026remember when the Dilbert guy died 1262230147
Reposted by Comrade KittenMeredith Whittaker @meredithmeredith.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Notifications for deleted shouldn't remain in any OS notification database, and we've asked Apple to address this. In the meantime, you can prevent any preview text from your Signal messages from appearing in your notifications. Signal Settings > Notifications > Show “No Name or Content” 4423301033
Comrade Kitten @scenemissing.bsky.social · 11/04/2026My “we ban insider trading” sign has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my sign. 000
Comrade Kitten @scenemissing.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Rearranging my lineup to use Collins as a stretch 4 010
Reposted by Comrade KittenViviennui @vivienigma.bsky.social · 05/04/2026can't tell you how tempted I am to greet every customer today with, "happy easter, praise be to allah" 181
Reposted by Comrade KittenKatelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 31/03/2026It's Trans Day of Visibility today. If you're trans and are raising money for something (I don't care what it is), reply to this thread and I will boost you. If you are a cis person, take a look and find someone to support if you can. Everyone give this a share after. 43359524306
Reposted by Comrade KittenPavel @spavel.bsky.social · 28/03/2026Make sure to rotate your pronouns periodically, so that if your gender becomes compromised, attackers can only access it for a short period of time. 191287345
Reposted by Comrade KittenMinda Haas Kuhlmann @minda33.bsky.social · 28/03/2026"Plan B: it will shock you how much it never happened" 21376
Comrade Kitten @scenemissing.bsky.social · 26/03/2026SEPTA is the greatest transit system in the world if you want everything to smell like piss. Trains? Piss. Stations?? Extra piss. Elevators? Basically a homeless guy’s urinal. 000
Reposted by Comrade KittenMadison Pauly @msjpauly.bsky.social · 25/03/2026Holy cow my investigation into Riley Gaines for @pablo.show was nominated for an Emmy in Outstanding Sports Journalism!!! Cannot stop dancing around my apartment. Here's the show if you missed it! www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKUl... 2274666
Comrade Kitten @scenemissing.bsky.social · 20/03/2026What’s with all the normies mourning Chuck Norris like he wasn’t a MAGA chud? Rest in piss, jabroni. 000
Comrade Kitten @scenemissing.bsky.social · 15/03/2026Our government is planning war logistics with this shit 110
Reposted by Comrade KittenEmma Evans @trance.bsky.social · 07/03/2026IF Gavin Newsom is on a ballot THEN me and many others will refuse to vote for him THEREFORE instead of bitching at me and others like me YOU should take the *years* you have and make sure that doesn't happen if you actually fucking care BECAUSE my position is immutable 11042281066
Reposted by Comrade KittenKen Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 04/03/2026Jesse Singal: “I don’t understand why all these experts with degrees keep disagreeing with me. So demoralizing. What could the explanation be??” 15189231601
Reposted by Comrade KittenACLU @aclu.org · 27/02/2026BREAKING: We're suing Kansas for a law that invalidates transgender people's updated driver's licenses and authorizes anyone to sue anyone they suspect of being trans for using the "wrong" bathroom. 164136383596
Reposted by Comrade KittenKat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 25/02/2026Democracy is dying in America. ICE is a murderous secret police force. We’re about to bomb Iran for Israel. Your kids are shot at in school daily, and pedophiles run our government. There’s no healthcare, and your food is poisonous. We need real leaders - not career politicians. 563168654480
Reposted by Comrade KittenKat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 15/02/2026“She’s not from here.” 22068241512
Reposted by Comrade KittenThe Nation Magazine @thenation.com · 10/02/2026Congressional candidate Brad Lander argues in The Nation that peace in the region begins with ending US military support for Israel’s war on Gaza. bit.ly/3LZNZfebit.lyTo Build Bridges, We Must Block the BombsBrad Lander in The Nation: “When I am elected to Congress, I will support the Block the Bombs Act to protect more Palestinians from being killed by Israel.” 217739
