Sign in

Cringeboy Me Bob

@laserr.bsky.social
593 followers 508 following 214 posts

He/They, Libra, Over 30 Millennial, Tech Worker, and World-class Doomscroller. 😬

PostsRepliesMedia
Reposted by Cringeboy Me Bob
✨John Carpenter’s BOObies✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I think one of the most difficult lessons I’ve learned in my lifetime is you can’t force people to be good, and that there are few repercussions for being terrible.
310219
Reposted by Cringeboy Me Bob
Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
good morning
meme of a hand with painted nails on a steering wheel and text "just wanna stay busy so I dont have time to feel anything"
525123
Cringeboy Me Bob @laserr.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
10 Bands or Artists You've Seen Live: Rage Against the Machine Rainbow Kitten Surprise The Front Bottoms Portugal, the Man Run the Jewels Iron Maiden Sepultura Clozee Slayer Rush My taste in music is "Yes."
020
Reposted by Cringeboy Me Bob
Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Being kinda gay is always the right call. Everyone loves a guy who’s a little fruity with it, including and especially homophobes.
624214
Reposted by Cringeboy Me Bob
Jooli-AHH! Boolia 👻🍂🎃 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
0266
Reposted by Cringeboy Me Bob
Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 26/08/2026
Honestly if you don’t have a lot of money Italian food is low key goated for making dishes that feel fancy but are mostly cheap ingredients that aren’t really perishable usually
61213
Reposted by Cringeboy Me Bob
Angus Johnston @angus.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Read it to the end.
15433134
Reposted by Cringeboy Me Bob
Emily Darling @radicaldreamer.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
the year is 1996. I am diving deep into the world of video games to escape the hell that is the world around me. the year is 2006. I am diving deep into the world of video games to escape the hell that is the world around me. the year is 2026. I am diving deep into the world of video games to es
631762241
Cringeboy Me Bob @laserr.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Good to know, thank you. I've got a lot to heal from before it's time but, I assume the principle will remain the same.
010
Reposted by Cringeboy Me Bob
🖤🧡🖤 Sara 🖤🧡🖤 @pennutsara.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I'm ready to relocate as a member of "the witness to too much bullshit" protection program.
062
Cringeboy Me Bob @laserr.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Out of curiosity, which one(s) are you on? Recently ended a five year relationship in my 30s and am considering getting back out there in due time.. I've heard nightmare stories about Tindr and Bumble.
220
Reposted by Cringeboy Me Bob
merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 17/08/2026
many societies have historically had a "third sex" beyond male and female. today, that role is occupied by the anime husbando
230036
Reposted by Cringeboy Me Bob
Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
mindflakes
@mindflakes.bsky.social
Admitting you have a problem is the first step toward locking in and really taking your problem to the next level
9:33 AM • Jul 23, 2026
116515
Reposted by Cringeboy Me Bob
The Arcane Nibbler @arcanenibbler.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Not dying in my twenties really fucked up my life plans.
35217
Reposted by Cringeboy Me Bob
Jaws🎃 @jaws-stone.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
If you stream, you may wanna toggle this off. Not that it probably matters cos these cunts will train their fascist machine regardless. But figured you'd like to know, at least.
screenshot of twitch settings and how to navigate to the settings that disable AI training
115881033
Reposted by Cringeboy Me Bob
sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
him: how’re you doing? me:
tina belcher from bob’s burgers in bed and saying “i’ll probably be sad for the rest of my life but besides that i’m good”
341785
Reposted by Cringeboy Me Bob
Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
It is really funny that Meowth has the most heartbreaking backstory in Pokémon where he learned to speak like a human to impress a very fancy cat who then rejected him as a freak, it’s like everyone else is bugs bunny and he’s a Dickensian crime cat struggling against the world which made him
1441543
Reposted by Cringeboy Me Bob
javier grillo-marxuach @okbjgm.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I HAVE BEEN USING EM DASHES MY WHOLE LIFE AND REFUSE TO LET AI TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME
1012311
Reposted by Cringeboy Me Bob
Alexmana @alexmana.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
NEW ALEXMANA VIDEO! A Badly Explained Recap of Wind Waker (part 1) Out now on YouTube! youtu.be/HkYI3HlahPY
1288
Reposted by Cringeboy Me Bob
Angus Johnston @angus.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
"Do the thing you can do instead of beating yourself up over not doing the thing you're not doing" is honestly life-changing, even life-saving, advice.
6069642175
Reposted by Cringeboy Me Bob
yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 21/07/2026
yin and yang with the light side captioned we're so back, the dark side captioned its joever, the dark dot captioned it is what it is and the light dot captioned fuck it we ball
1384662817
Cringeboy Me Bob @laserr.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
We are SPRINTING to Pondsmith's 'Blackwall' being prophecy, dude. This is Torment Nexus for stuff written nearly forty years ago.
000
Cringeboy Me Bob @laserr.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
One must imagine Sisyphus scrolling.
000
Cringeboy Me Bob @laserr.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
It's very, very cool & based trying to plan dinners for a household when you can't trust the basic produce to be safe without cooking it.. Gonna be a lot of sauces and bakes, I guess.
000
Reposted by Cringeboy Me Bob
🕯️Koeji 🐇( ˙Ⱉ˙ ) @scree.gay · 14/07/2026
I love astroturfed mediaaaa I love forcing stories into narrow feel good boxes I love generating value for shareholders and manufacturing a braindead society incapable of processing loss or ambiguity
182
Reposted by Cringeboy Me Bob
lifelong brewers fan @cmmcguire.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Everyone on my timeline is mad about baseball for different reasons
An old tweet which reads “baseball fans watch 162 games per year and are completely furious the entire time”
2829023
Cringeboy Me Bob @laserr.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Going from S2 of the Live Action to this is like starvation to abundance, holy SHIT, bro.
010
Cringeboy Me Bob @laserr.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
WAIT that comes out at the end of the Month?! I thought it wasn't releasing until like Fall? Did they bump it up bc it leaked?
000
Cringeboy Me Bob @laserr.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Of course not, no. Introducing anything 'new' to the tech stack is only allowed when it directly adds revenue. They were firm believers in "everything goes on the Wifi or it doesn't go at all." (HATED working that client/project. So glad it's behind me, lol)
020
Cringeboy Me Bob @laserr.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
YES. Was involved in design & test for a project using some. It was an industrial space with TONS of materials that interfered with RF but couldn't be moved. Ended up having to use directional antennas and establish "lanes" for the bots to keep them accessible. Absolutely ugly, miserable project.
1262
Reposted by Cringeboy Me Bob
Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 02/07/2026
My friend just texted me "no goal is offsides on stolen land" 😭😭😭
204848645
Reposted by Cringeboy Me Bob
Liam Hogan @liamhogan.id.au · 02/07/2026
Ad Rock: you can disagree with the current All: POPE MCA: but if you push his buttons then you’re a All: DOPE Mike D: ordain yourself a bishop and you’re All: SCHISMATIC Ad Rock: excommunication is All: AUTOMATIC
80114013392
Reposted by Cringeboy Me Bob
✨John Carpenter’s BOObies✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I’ve never seen a meme that embodies my very essence before.
YOU TRIGGERED MY FIGHT OR FLIGHT RESPONSE
AND PM A FLIGHTLESS BIRD!
81859476
Reposted by Cringeboy Me Bob
joannes @playthroughline.com · 30/06/2026
A vicious cycle of four steps surrounding a black cat with a thousand-yard stare and a dapper little tie. The four endlessly cycling steps read:

-going forward we're gonna need more of your data to make sure it's you

-ahaha youre not gonna believe this but we had a bit of a data breach

-your data is probably for sale online now

-that means someone could easily impersonate you
23105634518
Reposted by Cringeboy Me Bob
.⋆。°✩ꀯꐇꌚꋖꁲꋖ✩°。⋆. @custat.net · 30/06/2026
I keep seeing people thinking this is a bluesky problem. If you're seeing this it thinks you're in a state or country with age verification laws. This is what every social media site will do if KOSA and the KIDS Act succeeds. Running to another socmed won't fix it, we have to fight the source.
260244657
Reposted by Cringeboy Me Bob
Tom Ewing @tomewing.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Epic handshake - Bluesky Timeline and AD&D 2nd Edition both have more AC content than is useful
191214189
Cringeboy Me Bob @laserr.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Can't wait for this show to stomp all over my heart again. I need it now.
020
Reposted by Cringeboy Me Bob
Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Accident in Brazil
1815517
Cringeboy Me Bob @laserr.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
YES. A friend recommended 5mg/Day as it allegedly helps counter sleep deprivation or insufficient sleep and I was extremely skeptical. Then I started lifting, so I started taking it, and goddamn was I wrong to doubt them. It really does help brain function.
010
Cringeboy Me Bob @laserr.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
As an HoH/Deaf partner to a career yapper, this is both extremely heartwarming *and* some delightful Intel. Bless you and thank you both.
130
Reposted by Cringeboy Me Bob
Bat 🦇 Borus @matthewborus.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
At an outdoor Knicks watch party in Brooklyn and a there’s a drag halftime show. I love this city.
162361145
Reposted by Cringeboy Me Bob
Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Guy my height taking over the NBA Finals is fucking nuts. This team has the biggest heart of all time.
19104232
Reposted by Cringeboy Me Bob
Micah @rincewind.run · 14/06/2026
going to laugh forever about the Knicks only losing the Trump Game immaculate scriptwriting, no notes
2681501244
Reposted by Cringeboy Me Bob
Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I like the shot clock in basketball, they should have that for work zoom meetings
151250109
Reposted by Cringeboy Me Bob
Micah @rincewind.run · 06/06/2026
whenever people get into arguments about bluesky versus twitter I just come back to the fact that I don’t want to spend time on a platform where the biggest voices are the worst people on the planet
4848941102
Cringeboy Me Bob @laserr.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
All time worst gaming experience second only to playing Mario Party (or Among Us) with a group of people you previously trusted
020
Cringeboy Me Bob @laserr.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Spider-Noir is such a Nicolas Cage experience. It hearkens back to the Community episode about him. It's like he's in a different show than everyone else on the cast but honestly? It's really fun. (The B&W vs. Color selection is another discussion entirely and I kinda hate it.)
040
Reposted by Cringeboy Me Bob
Mike McMahan @mikemcmahan.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
We should be two “D&D Honor Among Thieves” sequels deep.
18697282039
Cringeboy Me Bob @laserr.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Average NJ social interaction, tbh
100