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Lawrence Velázquez

@larryv.me
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In limbo. Politics & policy (sorry), transit & urbanism, computer programming & security, sports (sorry again).

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Lawrence Velázquez @larryv.me · 22/07/2026
What a name
en.wikipedia.org
Pope Hilarius - Wikipedia
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Lawrence Velázquez @larryv.me · 21/07/2026
Cool. Love the AI panopticon, everyone keep up the good work
thetech.com
Amid security concerns, MIT to spend over $3 million on over 500 new surveillance cameras across campus | The Tech
The project is unrelated to the shooting at Brown University in December and had already been underway at the time, according to a statement from MIT spokesperson Kimberly Allen.
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Those assembly turn cranks that won't get thrown in the trash
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Ariel Edwards-Levy @aedwardslevy.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
the pain for Spain is mainly on the wane
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
A bunch of Spanish guys won a title in MetLife before the Jets
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Daniel Sugarman @danielsugarman.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Poor bastard’s starving
Cookie Monster: For every goal today, me going to eat a cookie
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Meg Rowley @megrowler.fangraphs.com · 19/07/2026
I can tell I'm understanding soccer better because I'm feeling stressed when everyone on here sounds like they're about to drink bleach.
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"Le Chonk" @cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com · 19/07/2026
okay I've been watching this for a bit and when does Argentina get a turn to have the ball
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Oli @oliaworth96.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 19/07/2026
DRINK IT UP IT'S OUR LAST PAUSA DE HIDRATACIÓN EVER (image: how other broadcasts around the world called the PAUSA DE HIDRATACIÓN)
"Care to wet your whistle, marcus?" from Indiana Jones & the Last Crusade, with hydration break examples
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
so wait you basically can’t even use your hands at all unless you’re the weird guy at the end
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Lawrence Velázquez @larryv.me · 19/07/2026
Not just kids’ content. Governments are out here aspiring to be the UK in CHILDREN OF MEN
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Lawrence Velázquez @larryv.me · 19/07/2026
But why tho
A photo of New York Giants quarterback Jaxson Dart, under the headline "Let's hear from Jaxson Dart."
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 19/07/2026
the mcgriddle is a miracle of modern technology
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I saw an Instagram reel where people had installed a movie theatre-type soda machine in their home and they walked you through the cost which was thousands of dollars and the only two sodas it dispensed was Diet Coke and Diet Doctor Pepper so I think their assets should be seized
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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 14/07/2026
ODYSSEUS, BRISTLING WITH RAGE: thou dare attempt to pork my wife? while i’m on my big trip?
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 18/07/2026
MLS-ass score
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Lawrence Velázquez @larryv.me · 18/07/2026
At this rate France is going to have to find some territory to cede
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 18/07/2026
Seriously, a HIGH BEE WARNING now???
Joshua tree:
High Bee Activity Advisory

Due to elevated temperatures and reduced water availability during the summer months, visitors may experience increased bee activity in campground areas. We encourage all visitors to exercise caution
while in these locations. Individuals with known bee sensitivities are advised to avoid the campgrounds and ensure they have appropriate medication readily available during their visit.
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
is your husband a fucking moron with a baby brain who can’t stop himself from clapping like a seal when he sees a touchdown? we have a solution!
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
the parenting advice algorithm is so fucking good
Hack #5: Football + Oven
Mitts + Baby's Naptime
TL;DR: We're sure you've seen the viral Tik Tok of a dad watching sports with oven mitts on his hands-TikTok content creator
@makwaters is just a genius for saving all of our babies' naps during football season. If you've got a sports fanatic who just can't help but cheer their team on with loud and
aggressive clapping, pop some oven mitts on their hands to tone down the noise and prevent baby from waking up.
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WalkingTaako but Spooky 🏴‍☠️🏳️🪣💩 @walkingtaako.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Send Soto back to the Yankees.
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PT Klein @ptklein.com · 17/07/2026
This is deeply disingenuous and, frankly, a dereliction of journalistic integrity. A quick glance at Yum! Brand’s annual filings reveal that this is common language included every single year as an investment risk factor. The most recent filing is no different because the risk is always present.
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Lawrence Velázquez @larryv.me · 17/07/2026
It was in a university lecture hall rather than a theater, but I still paid for it, so: SOUTHLAND TALES
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Frankenbert Graveyardko @albertburneko.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
bruh Philly-to-Baltimore is just driving an airplane from one end of the runway to the other
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Ben S @bensh3.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
This is on Amtrak for having the Acelas/Airos so delayed and train lengths so short
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local blogger @fergoe.blacksky.app · 17/07/2026
Pretty concerning that this is increasingly becoming a tactic of the elite class to go after journalistic outlets by trying to sue them to death
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
the two outfits for men
A photo of a dog peeking out of a car window. The placement of the dog and the person taking the photo — where the lower half of the person's outfit is reflecting off the car door — makes it look like the dog is wearing a button-up shirt and tan pants. A photo of a dog peeking out of a car window. The placement of the dog and the person taking the photo — where the lower half of the person's outfit is reflecting off the car door — makes it look like the dog is wearing a t-shirt and shorts.
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Dr. Jeroen W.P. Wijnendaele @drdragases.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I am once again begging Hollywood to stop using the Greek alphabet for an Ancient World movie, if they can't afford to even throw a couple of quid at anyone with an inkling of the language. Unless they really think audiences are dying to see THS THDPSSSSPS
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Lawrence Velázquez @larryv.me · 16/07/2026
[insert sickos meme]
defector.com
It's Time To Look At Photos Of Sad England Fans | Defector
Yes, posting a bunch of high-quality photos of fans taken right after their team lost a big game is a bit like shooting cod in a barrel, but I think you’ll agree that there is something about crestfal...
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Nick Heer @nickheer.com · 16/07/2026
The morons running this province have decided to open a complaint line about bike lanes. Not for a way to report insufficient infrastructure, but so that people can whine about parking.
globalnews.ca
Alberta government creates bike lane complaint line ahead of fall legislation | Globalnews.ca
Transportation Minister Devin Dreeshen said he wants to hear if bike lanes are creating traffic congestion, hurting businesses or prolonging emergency response times.
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🦇🎃💀 Riana-mator 💀🎃🦇 @riana.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Disincentivizing widely-used online services from offering strong encryption. During a war with Iran. A country that's been conducting cyber operations against U.S. targets for years. That's what both parties think belongs in the NATIONAL DEFENSE BILL.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
once the air quality index goes above 500 you start to see entire bricks floating suspended in the air. it’s pretty cool actually, you can climb on them and stuff
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Nilo @nilo.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Happy to post our service optimization study! railroads.dot.gov/elibrary/new...
railroads.dot.gov
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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I'm sorry, there is just no way to take the discipline of constitutional law seriously if it includes the idea that you can throw out a constitutional amendment from the 1860s and a court case from the 1890s based on your interpretation of English common law from 1215. Complete joke of a profession.
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cara giaimo @cjgiaimo.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
i love when a press release headline sounds like it was written by an aggrieved fish
a headline from the Society for Experimental Biology reads "Think that fishes and amphibians don't have necks? Think again"
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Robinson Meyer @robinsonmeyer.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
england and france in the third place match… we call that the 20th century
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
“I’ll pass on the salad and just have those fries. I’m trying to eat healthy.” - instant hall of fame dad joke thanks to cyclospora
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 15/07/2026
this guy wants as many americans as possible to die of preventable diseases. he views that as preferable to vaccines or long term medication. makes us “stronger”
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Matt Browner Hamlin @mattbh.com · 11/07/2026
Death (Trump) knocking on doors meme with blood out of the open doors for “Knicks in 4” and “USMNT”. He’s knocking on the door that says England
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Stephen Jacob Smith @stephenjacobsmith.com · 15/07/2026
Love riding the subway in midtown at 5:05 p.m. because you’re riding with the pros. Everybody keeps to the right, people on the platforms wait to the side of the train doors. A crowd that knew the rules in February 2020 and never forgot them. Hope these guys have a pleasant ride to Bensonhurst.
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Lauren Theisen @laurentheisen.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
the "England's Gonna Throw It Away" newspaper headline from the Three Lions video
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Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Ohhhhh boy it's not every day you get to see a national complex develop on live TV
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rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Not again, goddammit
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Jake Anbinder @jakeanbinder.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
"Jordan Pickford" sounds like a Zone 4 stop on the Piccadilly Line
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Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
You're supposed to book players for surrounding the ref but this rule never gets enforced because you wouldn't be able to play soccer in Spanish-speaking countries if they did
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"Le Chonk" @cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com · 15/07/2026
playing out perfectly so far
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 15/07/2026
the reason you should still have a presence on X is monitoring spanish language twitter during world cup matches. mexicans and argentinians are currently fighting over who is more racist. it doesn’t get better than this
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Lawrence Velázquez @larryv.me · 15/07/2026
Bit on the nose
A screenshot of today's Worldle game, showing that the answer is the Falkland Islands / Las Malvinas.
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