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Larry Lurker

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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 18h
Saying he'd be cool with Iran nuking my home city is pretty bad but not quite as bad as when Hillary said some trump supporters were deplorable so I can see why the media turned the latter into a major scandal and not the former
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Susan Rinkunas @susanrinkunas.com · 30/09/2026
NEW / HUGE: Louisiana, Arkansas, Alabama sued nearly three dozen abortion pill providers + a pharmacy and The states asked the Supreme Court to be able to sue New York, Massachusetts, and California to challenge their telehealth shield laws @autonomynews.co storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
Dear Mr. Cayce:
I write to notify the panel of two legal developments material to the
panel’s resolution of this case.
First, today Louisiana—joined by Arkansas and Alabama—filed a
lawsuit in the Western District of Louisiana against nearly three dozen
individuals and entities responsible for remotely dispensing FDA-
approved mifepristone in Louisiana, Arkansas, and Alabama. See
Louisiana v. Nouhavandi, No. 2:26-cv-03836 (W.D. La.) (attached). As
the complaint in that case illustrates, none of those individuals and
entities could carry out their current operations without the 2023
REMS’s removal of the in-person dispensing requirement.
Second, also today Louisiana—joined by Arkansas and Alabama—
filed a motion for leave to file a bill of complaint (attached), Louisiana v.
New York, in the United States Supreme Court against New York,
Massachusetts, and California. The bill of complaint challenges the
telehealth shield laws of those states on various legal grounds.
Both complaints explain how Louisiana’s success in Louisiana v.
FDA will eliminate the flood of FDA-approved mifepristone into the
State. Louisiana’s success in Louisiana v. Nouhavandi will eliminate the
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ability of nearly three dozen of the most prominent actors to illegally send
any abortion drugs into the State. And Louisiana’s success in Louisiana
v. New York will strip all shield-law state residents—regardless of any
back-up drugs they may try to use—of the claimed authority to violate
Louisiana’s laws with impunity.
espectfully,
/s/J. Benjamin Aguiñaga
J. Benjamin Aguiñaga
Solicitor General
Counsel for Louisiana
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 24/09/2026
ME: So I can't put anything else on the scale? ANUBIS: No. Just your heart ME: No money, no good deeds? ANUBIS: No ME: What about steam points? I've got a ton of steam points ANUBIS: The point is to be lighter than the feather ME: I was just hoping to finally do something with the steam points
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Jack Bernhardt @jackbern.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
THE GREAT BRITISH SEWING BEE: oh my this is fun, oh what larks THE GREAT BRITISH REAPING BEE: well this is a spot of bother and make no mistake, what on earth
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 31/08/2026
Some friends are teaching their baby ASL as an early bridge to speech and they made the mistake of teaching her “want” as a concept. Now she wanders around the house signing “want” all the time as an expression of unfocused desire. They fucked up and made the baby invent the opposite of Buddhism.
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Alexandra Petri @petridishes.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
the year is 2027. gas costs $83 and lettuce is at war with us. however every location on every map now says AMERICA
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Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
RIP Tim Curry, who had the range to star in the two greatest movies about a mutiny in the middle of a transatlantic sea voyage, and also the crew occasionally breaks into song
Tim Curry as Dr. Petrov in The Hunt for Red OctoberTim Curry as Long John silver in Muppet Treasure Island, and also Sweetums
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Andrew Bare @andrewbare.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
It was Wilkinson! modelcitizen.substack.com/p/the-densit...
modelcitizen.substack.com
The Density Divide and the Southernification of Rural America
The Old North/South Split Lives on in the Urban/Rural Divide
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 25/08/2026
Every single Dem candidate should be forced to watch this interview with El-Sayed like Alex from a Clockwork Orange until they learn that this is how you push back on disingenuous attacks on trans people
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I don't think this guy is ever gonna leave the White House no matter what and people need to be ready for how crazy ass crazy it's gonna get because apparently J6 wasn't enough to shock the voting population the first time around to not letting him just walk back in
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The bosses got trump back in office and he got them the employer-friendly labor market back. Companies that are concerned about competing for scarce talent don't make moves like this.
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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
It’s crucially important to keep noting that the debt/GDP ratio <declined> during Joe Biden’s presidency, bc this renewed debt hysteria is 100% a test balloon for the media re-running the “we can’t afford that” playbook once Democrats control Congress again & propose any new non-defense spending.
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
yes
Loomer tweet (possibly fake): Oh so it's illegal to fuck the President now? It's against the law to have sex with Donald Trump? Well then go get your handcuffs, because I guess I'm a CRIMINAL!
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
CNN ANCHOR: As President Trump's approval ratings drop, how can Democrats harness the protest movements we see today? HAKEEM JEFFRIES: Well I call him President Parachute Pants ok? Too much ballroom. Yet he's fumbling the ball of protecting healthcare. So I urge all Americans to obey federal agents.
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Ed Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
The only to understand about "MAHA" or Trumpism is that these people all believe the fundamental flaw with our society is that we devised too many ways to intervene against the laws of nature to allow The Weak to survive. They're solving the problem that some kids should be dying but aren't.
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Josh Gerstein @joshgerstein.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Texas law firm gets $150M contract from Trump admin to represent minors in immigration court. None of the lawyers on the firm's website claims expertise in immigration law. Via @ebazail.bsky.social www.politico.com/news/2026/08...
politico.com
26-employee Texas law firm gets $150M to represent 24,000 children in immigration court
None of the Burke Law Group’s lawyers list immigration law as an area of expertise, per the firm’s website.
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Steve Vladeck @stevevladeck.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
When he was Chair of the House Intelligence Committee, Mike Rogers (the Republican candidate for Senate in Michigan) publicly took the position that "you can't have your privacy violated if you don't know your privacy is violated." Colbert had some fun with that: crooksandliars.com/cltv/2013/10...
crooksandliars.com
Colbert Savages NSA And Rep. Mike Rogers In 'See No Evil' Segment
Colbert Savages NSA and Rep. Mike Rogers in 'See No Evil' Segment
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kc green @kcg.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
My book “This is Fine: Life Lessons for a World on Fire” is out today. Online and at select retailers.
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P(aul) Frazee @pfrazee.com · 04/08/2026
Me: The new agent harness is great. You feed your tokens into the machine. Then you run simulations which, if successful, produces tickets. If they fail you have to buy more tokens and keep running the sims. Once you have enough tickets you can redeem them Boss: are you at dave & busters, yes or no
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Sobbing
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Brawlcats @brawlcats.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
airbnb I’m staying at unintentionally created the toughest punk album cover of 2027
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Katharine Hayhoe @katharinehayhoe.com · 29/07/2026
Overnight, a masked bandit broke into our kitchen. Armed with opposable thumbs, he proceeded to sample everything on offer. I’d just visited the farmers market, so the menu was extensive. I can now share a highly specific peer-reviewed list of what this particular raider did & did not enjoy. 🧵
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Raccoon's Evil Smile: 'Good, Good'
Alt: Raccoon's Evil Smile: 'Good, Good'
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 24/07/2026
When I text my lawyer
Me texting my attorney "Hypothetical" with him replying immediately "Oh God"
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Joe Wrote @joewrote.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Haley Stevens flew a banner over Abdul El-Sayed's Grand Rapids rally. The banner said El-Sayed should "release his PDF." The Stevens campaign edited to images to say "PFD" (personal financial disclosure), posted it online, and got caught. Millions from AIPAC and she can't afford spell check!
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Sarah Taber @sarahtaber.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
A quick word on Taco Bell: That's where we found the suspected lettuce, and it's not bc Taco Bell is gross. It's bc Taco Bell is REALLY GOOD at tracing product! Keeping track of exactly where they got their ingredients, & exactly what restaurants each shipment of ingredients went to!
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Gingerspiced @gingerspiced.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
great video:
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Scott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
The US is adopting a strategy of attacking water storage and desalination plants designed to render the region uninhabitable. If continued, this strategy will make the Gulf littoral uninhabitable in the coming decades. Yet there is no discussion of these tactics and their repercussion in the US.
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Submitting Disinformation @submittingdisinfo.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I’ve been making this article for some time. There is plenty of data that points to coordination, leadership, accountability, etc….
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Active Club Assessment: Q1 2026
The Active Club network is a group of white supremacists focused on building a “counter culture” of white men through fitness and combat sports.
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cara giaimo @cjgiaimo.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
i love when a press release headline sounds like it was written by an aggrieved fish
a headline from the Society for Experimental Biology reads "Think that fishes and amphibians don't have necks? Think again"
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Gil Durán @gilduran.com · 15/07/2026
This is where Thiel/Yarvin/Vance/Trump/GOP all meld. Yarvin has been howling for Republicans to go *all the way,* to DO THE THING, go past the point of no return. So it is extremely troubling to see the Speaker of the House take up these talking points. Massive, immediate pushback necessary.
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Gil Durán @gilduran.com · 14/07/2026
These talking points come from "Unhumans," endorsed by JD Vance. It argues that the USA faces an existential communist threat. Therefore—cue Nazi theorist Carl Schmitt—we must declare a "state of exception" to save the country from...democracy. Danger ahead. www.thenerdreich.com/unhumans-jd-...
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'Unhumans': J.D. Vance and the language of genocide
Trump's VP pick endorses the tactic of dehumanization
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Paul Waldman @paulwaldman.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
It has long been journalistic practice to treat govt statements as reliable and true unless evidence shows otherwise. When it comes to ICE killings, this default should be reversed: Unless the administration can prove otherwise, news orgs should assume they're lying, because they almost always are.
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
victory lapping on this one
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Kid: Dad what's a "hoochie" Me: It's slang for girl, but not nice Kid: So I shouldn't call my friends hoochies Me: uh Kid: What about my enemies Me: I am trying to avoid getting phone calls from other parents
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Erin Kissane @kissane.myatproto.social · 08/07/2026
"…as of July 2025, the CDC made tracking cyclospora optional, as part of scaling back its Foodborne Diseases Active Surveillance Network. At the time, food safety experts worried that it could make it harder to identify and respond to outbreaks."
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
given the general levels of organizational skill in the admin I assume there's a guy desperately driving round Missouri in a van right now stopping at every roadside stall he sees
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
the boys from hanson with a speech bubble
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Matthew Castle @mrbasilpesto.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Thriller idea: man with world's second smallest penis has to stop him.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
A man in a beret says "thank you for coming to my art show... hey do you smell gas?" A pipe behind him leaks gas resulting in an explosion. The artist gets one of his paintings lodged in his face and says "Oh God. Oh fuck." A patron says "QUICK! we have to separate the art from the artist."
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Dara Lind @daralind.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Unfortunately this is the sickest possible burn Britain could give us on this year of all years
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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/06/2026
Dog Not Sure How To Interpret Crazy Dream Where It Saw Squirrel, Barked At Squirrel theonion.com/dog-not-sure-how-to-in…
Dog Not Sure How To Interpret Crazy Dream Where It Saw Squirrel, Barked At Squirrel
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Shift drink: Reflecting Pool 1oz rum 1oz mezcal .75oz lime .75oz honey barspoon matcha muddled mint
The described cocktail in a coupe glass.  It's very algae lookin
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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
goose change sex transgander
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Keith @mosheroperandi.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
my god, it's real
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
what the fucking fuck
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 16/06/2026
what
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Marc Channick @marcchannick.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
In college we were road-tripping from RI to Florida for Spring Break. We got pulled over for speeding outside of Atlanta by a motorcycle cop who informed us that "no one goes that fast through Georgia", to which I replied (from the back seat) "Sherman did".
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