Reposted by Larry Lurkermtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 18hSaying he'd be cool with Iran nuking my home city is pretty bad but not quite as bad as when Hillary said some trump supporters were deplorable so I can see why the media turned the latter into a major scandal and not the former 413240685
Reposted by Larry LurkerSusan Rinkunas @susanrinkunas.com · 30/09/2026NEW / HUGE: Louisiana, Arkansas, Alabama sued nearly three dozen abortion pill providers + a pharmacy and The states asked the Supreme Court to be able to sue New York, Massachusetts, and California to challenge their telehealth shield laws @autonomynews.co storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us... 1359176
Reposted by Larry Lurkerlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 24/09/2026ME: So I can't put anything else on the scale? ANUBIS: No. Just your heart ME: No money, no good deeds? ANUBIS: No ME: What about steam points? I've got a ton of steam points ANUBIS: The point is to be lighter than the feather ME: I was just hoping to finally do something with the steam points 646089988
Reposted by Larry LurkerJack Bernhardt @jackbern.bsky.social · 20/03/2026THE GREAT BRITISH SEWING BEE: oh my this is fun, oh what larks THE GREAT BRITISH REAPING BEE: well this is a spot of bother and make no mistake, what on earth 223238798
Reposted by Larry LurkerBoo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 31/08/2026Some friends are teaching their baby ASL as an early bridge to speech and they made the mistake of teaching her “want” as a concept. Now she wanders around the house signing “want” all the time as an expression of unfocused desire. They fucked up and made the baby invent the opposite of Buddhism. 3470511066
Reposted by Larry LurkerAlexandra Petri @petridishes.bsky.social · 27/08/2026the year is 2027. gas costs $83 and lettuce is at war with us. however every location on every map now says AMERICA 227147282820
Reposted by Larry LurkerMichael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 26/08/2026RIP Tim Curry, who had the range to star in the two greatest movies about a mutiny in the middle of a transatlantic sea voyage, and also the crew occasionally breaks into song 152045551
Reposted by Larry LurkerAndrew Bare @andrewbare.bsky.social · 24/08/2026It was Wilkinson! modelcitizen.substack.com/p/the-densit...modelcitizen.substack.comThe Density Divide and the Southernification of Rural AmericaThe Old North/South Split Lives on in the Urban/Rural Divide 723323
Reposted by Larry LurkerAlejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 25/08/2026Every single Dem candidate should be forced to watch this interview with El-Sayed like Alex from a Clockwork Orange until they learn that this is how you push back on disingenuous attacks on trans people 452040432
Reposted by Larry LurkerCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I don't think this guy is ever gonna leave the White House no matter what and people need to be ready for how crazy ass crazy it's gonna get because apparently J6 wasn't enough to shock the voting population the first time around to not letting him just walk back in 1531750
Reposted by Larry Lurkermtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 22/08/2026The bosses got trump back in office and he got them the employer-friendly labor market back. Companies that are concerned about competing for scarce talent don't make moves like this. 1043270
Reposted by Larry LurkerMark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 20/08/2026It’s crucially important to keep noting that the debt/GDP ratio <declined> during Joe Biden’s presidency, bc this renewed debt hysteria is 100% a test balloon for the media re-running the “we can’t afford that” playbook once Democrats control Congress again & propose any new non-defense spending. 511536
Reposted by Larry Lurkermore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 02/11/2025CNN ANCHOR: As President Trump's approval ratings drop, how can Democrats harness the protest movements we see today? HAKEEM JEFFRIES: Well I call him President Parachute Pants ok? Too much ballroom. Yet he's fumbling the ball of protecting healthcare. So I urge all Americans to obey federal agents. 83987602
Reposted by Larry LurkerEd Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 10/08/2026The only to understand about "MAHA" or Trumpism is that these people all believe the fundamental flaw with our society is that we devised too many ways to intervene against the laws of nature to allow The Weak to survive. They're solving the problem that some kids should be dying but aren't. 301330346
Reposted by Larry LurkerJosh Gerstein @joshgerstein.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Texas law firm gets $150M contract from Trump admin to represent minors in immigration court. None of the lawyers on the firm's website claims expertise in immigration law. Via @ebazail.bsky.social www.politico.com/news/2026/08...politico.com26-employee Texas law firm gets $150M to represent 24,000 children in immigration courtNone of the Burke Law Group’s lawyers list immigration law as an area of expertise, per the firm’s website. 1112895
Reposted by Larry LurkerSteve Vladeck @stevevladeck.bsky.social · 05/08/2026When he was Chair of the House Intelligence Committee, Mike Rogers (the Republican candidate for Senate in Michigan) publicly took the position that "you can't have your privacy violated if you don't know your privacy is violated." Colbert had some fun with that: crooksandliars.com/cltv/2013/10...crooksandliars.comColbert Savages NSA And Rep. Mike Rogers In 'See No Evil' SegmentColbert Savages NSA and Rep. Mike Rogers in 'See No Evil' Segment 251038337
Reposted by Larry Lurkerkc green @kcg.bsky.social · 04/08/2026My book “This is Fine: Life Lessons for a World on Fire” is out today. Online and at select retailers. 7544168
Reposted by Larry LurkerP(aul) Frazee @pfrazee.com · 04/08/2026Me: The new agent harness is great. You feed your tokens into the machine. Then you run simulations which, if successful, produces tickets. If they fail you have to buy more tokens and keep running the sims. Once you have enough tickets you can redeem them Boss: are you at dave & busters, yes or no 11856103
Reposted by Larry LurkerBrawlcats @brawlcats.bsky.social · 02/08/2026airbnb I’m staying at unintentionally created the toughest punk album cover of 2027 158363726432
Reposted by Larry LurkerKatharine Hayhoe @katharinehayhoe.com · 29/07/2026Overnight, a masked bandit broke into our kitchen. Armed with opposable thumbs, he proceeded to sample everything on offer. I’d just visited the farmers market, so the menu was extensive. I can now share a highly specific peer-reviewed list of what this particular raider did & did not enjoy. 🧵static.klipy.comRaccoon's Evil Smile: 'Good, Good'Alt: Raccoon's Evil Smile: 'Good, Good' 852136706
Reposted by Larry LurkerJoe Wrote @joewrote.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Haley Stevens flew a banner over Abdul El-Sayed's Grand Rapids rally. The banner said El-Sayed should "release his PDF." The Stevens campaign edited to images to say "PFD" (personal financial disclosure), posted it online, and got caught. Millions from AIPAC and she can't afford spell check! 501320166
Reposted by Larry LurkerSarah Taber @sarahtaber.bsky.social · 18/07/2026A quick word on Taco Bell: That's where we found the suspected lettuce, and it's not bc Taco Bell is gross. It's bc Taco Bell is REALLY GOOD at tracing product! Keeping track of exactly where they got their ingredients, & exactly what restaurants each shipment of ingredients went to! 438249775141
Reposted by Larry LurkerGingerspiced @gingerspiced.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians* 316254966965
Reposted by Larry LurkerScott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 18/07/2026The US is adopting a strategy of attacking water storage and desalination plants designed to render the region uninhabitable. If continued, this strategy will make the Gulf littoral uninhabitable in the coming decades. Yet there is no discussion of these tactics and their repercussion in the US. 901854756
Reposted by Larry LurkerSubmitting Disinformation @submittingdisinfo.bsky.social · 16/07/2026I’ve been making this article for some time. There is plenty of data that points to coordination, leadership, accountability, etc….open.substack.comActive Club Assessment: Q1 2026The Active Club network is a group of white supremacists focused on building a “counter culture” of white men through fitness and combat sports. 23815
Reposted by Larry Lurkercara giaimo @cjgiaimo.bsky.social · 14/07/2026i love when a press release headline sounds like it was written by an aggrieved fish 412667462
Reposted by Larry LurkerGil Durán @gilduran.com · 15/07/2026This is where Thiel/Yarvin/Vance/Trump/GOP all meld. Yarvin has been howling for Republicans to go *all the way,* to DO THE THING, go past the point of no return. So it is extremely troubling to see the Speaker of the House take up these talking points. Massive, immediate pushback necessary. 429179
Reposted by Larry LurkerGil Durán @gilduran.com · 14/07/2026These talking points come from "Unhumans," endorsed by JD Vance. It argues that the USA faces an existential communist threat. Therefore—cue Nazi theorist Carl Schmitt—we must declare a "state of exception" to save the country from...democracy. Danger ahead. www.thenerdreich.com/unhumans-jd-...thenerdreich.com'Unhumans': J.D. Vance and the language of genocideTrump's VP pick endorses the tactic of dehumanization 33424211
Reposted by Larry LurkerPaul Waldman @paulwaldman.bsky.social · 14/07/2026It has long been journalistic practice to treat govt statements as reliable and true unless evidence shows otherwise. When it comes to ICE killings, this default should be reversed: Unless the administration can prove otherwise, news orgs should assume they're lying, because they almost always are. 1122966
Reposted by Larry LurkerPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 12/07/2026victory lapping on this one 231143482460
Reposted by Larry LurkerCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Kid: Dad what's a "hoochie" Me: It's slang for girl, but not nice Kid: So I shouldn't call my friends hoochies Me: uh Kid: What about my enemies Me: I am trying to avoid getting phone calls from other parents 623612
Reposted by Larry LurkerErin Kissane @kissane.myatproto.social · 08/07/2026"…as of July 2025, the CDC made tracking cyclospora optional, as part of scaling back its Foodborne Diseases Active Surveillance Network. At the time, food safety experts worried that it could make it harder to identify and respond to outbreaks." 20795444
Reposted by Larry LurkerBeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 02/07/2026given the general levels of organizational skill in the admin I assume there's a guy desperately driving round Missouri in a van right now stopping at every roadside stall he sees 2163367
Reposted by Larry LurkerMatthew Castle @mrbasilpesto.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Thriller idea: man with world's second smallest penis has to stop him. 1143560512
Reposted by Larry LurkerDara Lind @daralind.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Unfortunately this is the sickest possible burn Britain could give us on this year of all years 1162894
Reposted by Larry LurkerThe Onion @theonion.com · 19/06/2026Dog Not Sure How To Interpret Crazy Dream Where It Saw Squirrel, Barked At Squirrel theonion.com/dog-not-sure-how-to-in… 71913188
Reposted by Larry LurkerHemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Shift drink: Reflecting Pool 1oz rum 1oz mezcal .75oz lime .75oz honey barspoon matcha muddled mint 22093902273
Reposted by Larry LurkerCasey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 18/06/2026goose change sex transgander 31905164
Reposted by Larry Lurkerdr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 16/06/2026what the fucking fuck 321262217
Reposted by Larry LurkerMarc Channick @marcchannick.bsky.social · 14/06/2026In college we were road-tripping from RI to Florida for Spring Break. We got pulled over for speeding outside of Atlanta by a motorcycle cop who informed us that "no one goes that fast through Georgia", to which I replied (from the back seat) "Sherman did". 221247151