Reposted by Secretary of Not DrinkingDr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 7hCarry On My Wayward Son 7569
Reposted by Secretary of Not DrinkingKyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 9hBREAKING: ICE over the past year investigated hundreds of nonprofits across the U.S. that help people register to vote. The internal documents, obtained by the Democracy Forward, showed that ICE's investigative arm also contemplated sending undercover agents to investigate the organizations.democracydocket.comICE probed hundreds of voter registration groups across the U.S.The agency also contemplated deploying undercover agents to "initiate prosecutions" against the groups and "dismantle" them. 1051566918
Reposted by Secretary of Not DrinkingMarianne Dhenin @mariannedhe.bsky.social · 7hThe story of Abdulloh, who entered the U.S. and filed an asylum claim in 2023 only to spend the next two and a half years jailed before his suicide attempt and deportation, exemplifies the cruelty of the U.S. immigration system and its reckless speed under the second Trump administration.newsletter.mariannedhenin.comAsylum Seeker Deported After Suicide Attempt in ICE Jail, Advocates SayAdvocates were unable to locate the 30-year-old for days after he tried to end his life due to his pending deportation. 02512
Secretary of Not Drinking @langewhopper.bsky.social · 8hThis is a pretty good shot of my Aussie goblin 050
Secretary of Not Drinking @langewhopper.bsky.social · 8ha guy in a nice suit can get work done at a protest just sayin 010
Reposted by Secretary of Not Drinkingcaptain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 19/09/2023480. Pretzel Rock -- Auntie Anne 479. Cookies Are Better Than Pretzels -- Mrs. Fields 478. Pretzel Twist -- Auntie Anne 477. Do The Cookie Hustle -- Mrs. Fields 476. Cookie Hustle Is Intellectual Property Theft -- The Pretzel Lawyer Singers 1842
Reposted by Secretary of Not Drinkingmuscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 20hchoosing to believe i'm not alone in watching the love boat channel on pluto 6432
Reposted by Secretary of Not DrinkingPrem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 19hCory Booker — who is being floated as a 2028 contender, and who just the other day did not deny the possibility of wanting to become leader of the Senate Democrats — promotes the book of Brett McGurk, a chief architect of the US-backed Israeli genocide of Palestine: 64817228
Reposted by Secretary of Not DrinkingInformation is Beautiful @infobeautiful.bsky.social · 06/10/2026$2.6 trillion of global military spending source: SIPRI www.sipri.org/databases/mi... 0101
Secretary of Not Drinking @langewhopper.bsky.social · 06/10/2026you can tell this is real because she’s not carrying the flag, she’s bringing him laundry 000
Secretary of Not Drinking @langewhopper.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Check out this cool ass mushroom situation 000
Reposted by Secretary of Not Drinkingpete rogers, professional diaper changer @petemrogers.bsky.social · 06/10/2026bijan plays football like those “one professional athlete faces 100 kids” videos 1305
Reposted by Secretary of Not DrinkingJo @whatsjo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026me: *tries to open it with my teeth* him: just double click the file 229172
Reposted by Secretary of Not DrinkingKrevmh @krevmhshorn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026martin luther one day at random 011013
Secretary of Not Drinking @langewhopper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026get ready for the GOT/middle earth crossover 000
Reposted by Secretary of Not DrinkingGreg Pak @gregpak.net · 05/10/2026a monstrously wicked man 5969177
Secretary of Not Drinking @langewhopper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026It’s possible he was healed by Ashburn data centers, hard to say. 000
Reposted by Secretary of Not DrinkingRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 05/10/2026this is not a problem you can fix with calm, reasoned debate. you can't even fix it by improving people's lives with policy. there is no clear, proven, non-violent solution to this issue. finding one is the most significant problem of our age. 642209336
Reposted by Secretary of Not DrinkingJed Brown @jedbrown.org · 04/10/2026A product like this has no pro-social function, and it doesn't need to be reliable. The existence of the tech creates plausible deniability to violate rights even when there is extensive evidence that it is wrong. This is the system working as intended. 127550
Reposted by Secretary of Not DrinkingCaræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 04/10/2026shit like this is why I’m not a free speech absolutist. people like this, antivaxxers, etc should absolutely not be allowed to have platforms and when they post things like this, social media cos should be legally required to take it down 401358157
Reposted by Secretary of Not DrinkingMina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Straight up: As a woman in football, this sucks to listen to. This week in particular. 2246631686
Reposted by Secretary of Not DrinkingAsheesh Kapur Siddique @asheeshks.org · 02/10/2026Checking in on how things are going over at the Chronicle Against Higher Education: 21519122
Reposted by Secretary of Not DrinkingViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 02/10/2026It was the fast of times, it was the furious of times 8552131
Secretary of Not Drinking @langewhopper.bsky.social · 02/10/2026they are saying the world is “caked up” 010
Secretary of Not Drinking @langewhopper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026www.fairfaxcounty.gov/animalservic...fairfaxcounty.govAdopt a Cat | Animal ServicesFairfax County, Virginia - Adopt a cat. Click on the pets' profile to see which shelter location he/she is located! Both our Michael R Frey Campus (4500 West Ox Rd. in Fairfax) and our Lorton Campus (... 000
Reposted by Secretary of Not DrinkingKen Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 01/10/2026shoutout to Senator Jack Reed (@reed.senate.gov) who was briefed on this a week ago but hasn't bothered to tell us plebes! 1134599
Reposted by Secretary of Not Drinkingdan mentos @danmentos.com · 28/09/2026claude just went rogue and liked a bunch of my wife's best friend's vacation selfies from 2018 122321297
Secretary of Not Drinking @langewhopper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Any Pokemon Go folks here? Got a cool postcard. 120
Reposted by Secretary of Not DrinkingJames Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026SEN. ERIC SCHMITT: Do these texts not prove that a shrimp fried this rice? 102967354
Reposted by Secretary of Not DrinkingFred, His Enemy Getting a Vote @thefred.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The strategy next time should be to indict everyone for everything, everywhere. The ex-president, if alive, should get a hundred indictments, spread across as many districts as possible, with as many state charges separately brought as possible. Cabinet members and aides should get dozens. 634390
Reposted by Secretary of Not DrinkingPresent & Correct @presentcorrect.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Office in a Cassette Case. Japan, 1980s www.presentandcorrect.com/products/cas... 419144
Reposted by Secretary of Not DrinkingWittman Watch @wittmanwatch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Rob Wittman voted away healthcare for thousands in #VA01 to fund tax cuts for his wealthy donors. TOMORROW you can share your story and hear from others who’ve been impacted by his recklessness. Sign up here. act.seiu.org/a/cardboard-... 0139
Secretary of Not Drinking @langewhopper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026nobody thinks your kalshi commercial is cool 000
Reposted by Secretary of Not DrinkingDan "Mr. Bones and Me" Greene @dmgreene.bsky.social · 29/09/2026You went to law school specifically so you could hold a nonsense placard behind a jetski dealer, in the hopes of maybe, one day, getting the bribes he gets 1223
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