Reposted by Secretary of Not Drinkingdan mentos @danmentos.com · 28/09/2026claude just went rogue and liked a bunch of my wife's best friend's vacation selfies from 2018 122289292
Secretary of Not Drinking @langewhopper.bsky.social · 5hAny Pokemon Go folks here? Got a cool postcard. 110
Reposted by Secretary of Not DrinkingSubscribe to Radio Free America (link in bio) @kleinman.bsky.social · 15hSEN. ERIC SCHMITT: Do these texts not prove that a shrimp fried this rice? 102865340
Reposted by Secretary of Not DrinkingFred, His Enemy Getting a Vote @thefred.bsky.social · 12hThe strategy next time should be to indict everyone for everything, everywhere. The ex-president, if alive, should get a hundred indictments, spread across as many districts as possible, with as many state charges separately brought as possible. Cabinet members and aides should get dozens. 633888
Reposted by Secretary of Not DrinkingPresent & Correct @presentcorrect.bsky.social · 15hOffice in a Cassette Case. Japan, 1980s www.presentandcorrect.com/products/cas... 418343
Reposted by Secretary of Not DrinkingWittman Watch @wittmanwatch.bsky.social · 15hRob Wittman voted away healthcare for thousands in #VA01 to fund tax cuts for his wealthy donors. TOMORROW you can share your story and hear from others who’ve been impacted by his recklessness. Sign up here. act.seiu.org/a/cardboard-... 0139
Secretary of Not Drinking @langewhopper.bsky.social · 22hnobody thinks your kalshi commercial is cool 000
Reposted by Secretary of Not DrinkingDan Greene @dmgreene.bsky.social · 29/09/2026You went to law school specifically so you could hold a nonsense placard behind a jetski dealer, in the hopes of maybe, one day, getting the bribes he gets 1223
Reposted by Secretary of Not DrinkingBonesito @bonesito.bsky.social · 29/09/2026When someone accuses me of going to a Hawks game. 647069
Reposted by Secretary of Not DrinkingDefector @defector.com · 29/09/2026NFL threatened to pull Azeez Al-Shaair from game for eye black memorializing a Palestinian child: defector.com/nfl-threaten...defector.comNFL Threatened To Pull Azeez Al-Shaair From Game For Eye Black Memorializing Palestinian Child | DefectorIn each week of the NFL season so far, Houston Texans linebacker Azeez Al-Shaair has worn eye black that bears the name of a Palestinian child slain during Israel’s genocide in Gaza. When he did it… 37933
Reposted by Secretary of Not DrinkingLindsey Boylan @lindseyboylan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026This man is a monster. He seeks out women survivors because he hates them. And he hates them because he hates himself. He has harassed me and other women survivors many times over the years. It must end. He should never have a job anywhere. 12478681957
Reposted by Secretary of Not DrinkingSpokane Rising @spokanerising.com · 29/09/2026Send Stephen Miller to The Hague. 21074782438
Reposted by Secretary of Not DrinkingLorenzo Salgado, jr. @oznezol.bsky.social · 29/09/2026One step closer to justice for my dad, Lorenzo Salgado Araujo. 323370807
Reposted by Secretary of Not Drinkingtinybaby @tiny.baby · 29/09/2026they should sell live animals on amazon 3516
Reposted by Secretary of Not Drinkingjustthisguy.net @justthisguy.net · 29/09/2026“When you cut into your leanest, most efficient state university, you are not trimming excess. You are cutting into muscle.” — President Tisa Mason, Fort Hays State University 03410
Reposted by Secretary of Not DrinkingUnusual Whales @unusualwhales.bsky.social · 28/09/2026BREAKING: President Trump is banning students majoring in degrees that don’t make enough money from taking out college loan, per the New Republic 249633
Reposted by Secretary of Not DrinkingAF @arkansasfred.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Someone’s gotta suffer for putting a bunch of nasty little epic groyper freaks in charge of a cabinet-level agency’s social media presence. 181
Reposted by Secretary of Not DrinkingExistential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 28/09/2026Schopenhauer: is the Glass Half Empty? existentialcomics.com/comic/674existentialcomics.comSchopenhauer: is the Glass Half Empty?A philosophy webcomic about the inevitable anguish of living a brief life in an absurd world. Also Jokes 611922
Reposted by Secretary of Not DrinkingChris DeVille @chrisdeville.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Begins with one of my all-time favorite songsyoutube.comDon't Take My Sunshine AwayYouTube video by Sparklehorse - Topic 0141
Reposted by Secretary of Not DrinkingMartin Austermuhle @maustermuhle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026His name is Pepper, if you’re wondering. 2406
Reposted by Secretary of Not Drinkingold roadside pics @roadside.xor.blue · 26/09/2026parking lot tree detail, hilton head, south carolina, 1985 012712
Reposted by Secretary of Not DrinkingRob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Claude how do I “wipe my ass?” 1961645
Reposted by Secretary of Not DrinkingThe Guardian @theguardian.com · 26/09/2026Trump administration guts data collection on US education as math and reading scores plummettheguardian.comTrump administration guts data collection on US education as math and reading scores plummetNational Center for Education Statistics, which collects critical data to guide policy on learning, was decimated after Doge canceled crucial contracts 86744
Reposted by Secretary of Not Drinkingkattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 28/09/2023Photographer: ok. You two hold hands, & you, in the back, hold a gun to that guy’s head. Nice. I’ll add blush in post. 351773424
Reposted by Secretary of Not DrinkingDrew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Okay I tried listening to it and I’ll be Declinin’ Texas, thank you 01516
Reposted by Secretary of Not DrinkingWhitney Curry Wimbish @whitneycwimbish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The youngest person his pager attack killed was 9-year-old Fatima Abdullah, who had just started 4th grade. The pager was on a table when it went off and she picked it up to take to her dad. It exploded in her face and reports said it covered the room in her blood. She wanted to learn English. 42103174379
Reposted by Secretary of Not Drinkinggwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 24/09/2026www.nytimes.com/interactive/... 3459340
Reposted by Secretary of Not DrinkingTrumpsTaxes @trumpstaxes.com · 25/09/2026'Frederick County’s sheriff turned his office into a force multiplier for ICE before such collaboration became commonplace. As he again faces voters this year, the harm to immigrant communities is impossible to ignore.' Local elections matter. Via @boltsmag.org. boltsmag.org/frederick-co...boltsmag.org“We're Afraid on a Daily Basis”: How a Maryland Sheriff Targeted Immigrants Long Before ICE Raids Spiked - BoltsFrederick County’s sheriff turned his office into a force multiplier for ICE before such collaboration became commonplace. As he again faces voters this year, the harm to immigrant communities is impo... 06631
Secretary of Not Drinking @langewhopper.bsky.social · 25/09/2026big time centrist BUT we should consider humane forms of slavery. 010
Reposted by Secretary of Not DrinkingCongressman Don Beyer @beyer.house.gov · 24/09/2026After hearing from constituents who saw construction equipment at the site of Trump’s proposed arch, I drove down to Columbia Island to see for myself. I found workers operating heavy equipment who told me they were conducting archaeological work. My full statement: 13203101
Reposted by Secretary of Not DrinkingMichael Lobel @mlobelart.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I'll bet you thought I had let this go, but I was just biding my time; your reminder that I'm waging a one-man campaign to get My Neighbor Totoro transferred to Broadway, & now I'm calling on Bluesky heavy hitters like @joshuajfriedman.com & @darthbluesky.bsky.social for assistance as well🙏youtu.beMy Neighbour Totoro perform acoustic title song | Heart MusicalsYouTube video by Heart 515030
Reposted by Secretary of Not DrinkingGillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 24/09/2026BREAKING: The plane appearing to have been scheduled to fly third-country nationals to 3 African countries today—before an appeals court prohibited it last night—has taken off, landed at Gitmo (Somalis in ICE camp there) and is now in San Juan, a common refueling stop for ICE flights to Africa. 4486178
Reposted by Secretary of Not DrinkingDavid at FOIAball @foiaball.com · 24/09/2026move over baby shoes. the new saddest six word story ever? white house situation room goon cave 1379
Reposted by Secretary of Not Drinking箕島 綺譚 [Mishima Kitan] (they/them)💖Support Black Trans Liberation @mishimakitan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I love this @beetlemoses.bsky.social comic and it also reminded me of the one time Sadako threw first pitch at a Japanese baseball match to promote her new movie a while back. 🤣 youtu.be/lzjrOpIOW30youtu.be貞子、3年ぶり始球式で“豪速球”披露！場内どよめくYouTube video by MANTAN TV 0705114
Secretary of Not Drinking @langewhopper.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I like how it looks like the flagpole is stabbing the cross 010
Reposted by Secretary of Not Drinkingpoorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social · 24/09/2026 3987205
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