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Hellrazor Ramon @sugarazor.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Not the first time Christian has had a nasty gash on his face. Ask your mom. 🤼‍♂️
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
heyyyyyyyyy *snuggles up to you*
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Jordan @laddermatch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
BONAVENTURE: Have you heard tell of Dracula Flow? THEODORA: I would hear more. BONAVENTURE: A poorly-dressed old vampire delivering boastful "bars" telling of his exploits, though vulgar, stretched the bounds of imagination and language. TOBIAS: That shit wasn't nothin' to him, boss! BAW HAW HAW
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Jordan @laddermatch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"bonaventure the meme historian" is tickling me as a concept
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Jordan @laddermatch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
BONAVENTURE: Have you heard tell of Dracula Flow? THEODORA: I would hear more. BONAVENTURE: A poorly-dressed old vampire delivering boastful "bars" telling of his exploits, though vulgar, stretched the bounds of imagination and language. TOBIAS: That shit wasn't nothin' to him, boss! BAW HAW HAW
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Jordan @laddermatch.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
i’d forgotten that i did in fact do one for 3H so here it is
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Jordan @laddermatch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
BONAVENTURE: Ah, yes, “DO NOT WANT,” a meme proliferated in the mid-00s as a sort of precursor for modern reaction images. THEODORA: I would hear more. TOBIAS: Oohhhh you’re gonna love this one boss
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Jordan @laddermatch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
BONAVENTURE: Ah, yes, “DO NOT WANT,” a meme proliferated in the mid-00s as a sort of precursor for modern reaction images. THEODORA: I would hear more. TOBIAS: Oohhhh you’re gonna love this one boss
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 19/09/2026
did the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social seriously call this
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obakabible.bsky.social @obakabible.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Nintendo character
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__________ @jenbren.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Simpsons meme

A journalist in a press conference audienxe standing up & asking

me watching everyone suddenly turning on Ed Sheeran:

WHY NOW? WHY NOT THE VERY FIRST TIME YOU EVER HEARD HIS MUSIC?
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Murph @scandalousmurph.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
All the ones that work forces, are the same that fuck horses
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Art P. Hough @jasoncheathawks.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
took five minutes
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Jordan @laddermatch.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
SUCK THE SHIT FROM MY ASS SUCKEYES
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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This is Drake Maye’s worst nightmare: playing against a team that is good
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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Well yeah she's an adult
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Conservatives cut $4 million in funding for the Imagination Library literacy program btw
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Bored Humungus @writtenlow.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
At an invitation-only gathering in Italy, white supremacists mapped out strategies to target rural America while local press coverage vanishes www.confrontthehate.com/p/white-nati...
As economic pressures gut local newsrooms across the country, white nationalist figures see an untapped opening: stepping into media deserts where there are few journalists left to sound the alarm.

“Local media has been dying all over America, which means that there’s essentially no real way to hold local governments accountable—and they can do whatever they want,” Kevin DeAnna told an invitation-only gathering of approximately 50 white nationalists in Rome.

Breaking into a broad smile, he excitedly added: “You should be fantasizing about this. This is a good thing.”
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Jordan @laddermatch.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
i am begging for @obviousshirts.bsky.social to sell a shirt that just says “SMFDB” it would make so much money
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
TikTok has incredible moderation team. Our InfoWars video about Multiple Horse Theory — the idea that there are many horses in the world and not just one — has been fully deemed misinformation and lost the formal appeals process. Confirmed by Larry Ellison: There is only one horse on Earth.
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Jordan @laddermatch.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
lebron decided philadelphia sports fans weren’t annoying enough
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assbutt @nasboat.org · 24/07/2026
sorry to all my philly friends but this is going to make it so much funnier when they lose in the second round next year
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Jordan @laddermatch.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
i mean, if the first 25 didn’t do anything for you,
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Jordan @laddermatch.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
In fits of rage following their World Cup loss, Argentina supporters rioted throughout Buenos Aires, effectively leveling the city. Authorities estimate total property damage to equal about $20
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Jordan @laddermatch.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
zero shots on goal in 120 minutes, rest in fucking piss VARgentina
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
El balón no miente
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brutalism apologist 🇵🇸 @brutapologist.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
COMO SE DICE “BALL DONT LIE”
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Jordan @laddermatch.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
THANK YOU. FUCK.
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Bill McKay @mckay4senate.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
THIS IS INFANTINOBALL HERE WE DISQUALIFY ANY GOAL AGAINST ARGENTINA TAKE YOUR SENSITIVE ASS BACK TO 2014
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Sam Lloyd @llamsoyd.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
2002 Lakers-Kings Game 6 shit
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
it would be funny if they cut to Kendrick calling Drake a pedophile. Not even rapping he can just say it as a reminder
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Jordan @laddermatch.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
what the fuck is this
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Jordan @laddermatch.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
maybe if you hadn’t also fucked over your last dev team this might not have happened, you craven ghouls
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Chris Towers Missed The Playoffs @cptowers.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Messi making the World Cup Final in 2026
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Jordan @laddermatch.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I know Cardinals devil magic when i see it
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Jordan @laddermatch.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
absolute chimney
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ceej @ceej.online · 12/07/2026
No statement from Mitch McConnell on the sudden passing of his senate colleague? So much for decorum
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L @banalplay.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
RFK Jr spotted dumping Lindsey Graham's carcass in Central Park
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Mainstream Respectable opinion is that people joking about a bad person's death represents a culture of cruelty, but really it represents a culture of impunity. It's a coping mechanism for watching someone do evil their whole life and never seeing consequences
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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Jordan @laddermatch.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
lol
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Jordan @laddermatch.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
“hey we need you to verify your age to use bluesky on desktop, so–“ cool, guess who’s no longer using bluesky on desktop then
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jesse, head of endorsement deals at Boingo Wireless @killgoldfish.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
wow i wouldn't wish ai psychosis on anyone [reads headline] oh nevermind you're right. i wish ai psychosis on him
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
@sabatonfan69
The twink that fought back

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No like, the green tunic guy. He saves Zelda

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Word don’t check dm
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 07/07/2026
yeah with a ouija board
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josh @joshposting.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
egypt was robbed
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