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Ember - Purveyor of Cool Mages @lothlanembers.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
me when i meet a fire emblem fan
Fabio with his standard bemused expression, saying "Ah, I see. You cannot read."
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Jordan @laddermatch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
whenever i see Sha Lan in Fortune’s Weave I really gotta stop calling her “my Chinese wife”
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Jordan @laddermatch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
a movie trailer for The Mask
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Jordan @laddermatch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
looked a little wonky on Granny at times too but it's such a minor quibble
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Jordan @laddermatch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
at first i was like "what the fuck are they doing putting this track in a family movie" and then the censorship kicked in
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Hellrazor Ramon @sugarazor.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Not the first time Christian has had a nasty gash on his face. Ask your mom. 🤼‍♂️
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
heyyyyyyyyy *snuggles up to you*
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Jordan @laddermatch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
BONAVENTURE: Have you heard tell of Dracula Flow? THEODORA: I would hear more. BONAVENTURE: A poorly-dressed old vampire delivering boastful "bars" telling of his exploits, though vulgar, stretched the bounds of imagination and language. TOBIAS: That shit wasn't nothin' to him, boss! BAW HAW HAW
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Jordan @laddermatch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
cai and esmerelda trying to explain "six seven" to him
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Jordan @laddermatch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"bonaventure the meme historian" is tickling me as a concept
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Jordan @laddermatch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
BONAVENTURE: Have you heard tell of Dracula Flow? THEODORA: I would hear more. BONAVENTURE: A poorly-dressed old vampire delivering boastful "bars" telling of his exploits, though vulgar, stretched the bounds of imagination and language. TOBIAS: That shit wasn't nothin' to him, boss! BAW HAW HAW
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Jordan @laddermatch.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
i’d forgotten that i did in fact do one for 3H so here it is
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Jordan @laddermatch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
she’s the queen and can wear whatever the heck she wants!! not bonaventure though. Put a shirt on that beast
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Jordan @laddermatch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
well good thing that an NPC already told me about the cave, just gotta find the way there
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Jordan @laddermatch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
BONAVENTURE: Ah, yes, “DO NOT WANT,” a meme proliferated in the mid-00s as a sort of precursor for modern reaction images. THEODORA: I would hear more. TOBIAS: Oohhhh you’re gonna love this one boss
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Jordan @laddermatch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I’m in September with like eight more of those to complete and I guess I’m just not getting dragoon
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Jordan @laddermatch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
BONAVENTURE: Ah, yes, “DO NOT WANT,” a meme proliferated in the mid-00s as a sort of precursor for modern reaction images. THEODORA: I would hear more. TOBIAS: Oohhhh you’re gonna love this one boss
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Jordan @laddermatch.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
we finally won
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 19/09/2026
did the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social seriously call this
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Jordan @laddermatch.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
you have made the correct choice (by which i mean Theodora)
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Jordan @laddermatch.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"they have whatever junk they need. they are ready to fuck"
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obakabible.bsky.social @obakabible.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Nintendo character
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__________ @jenbren.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Simpsons meme

A journalist in a press conference audienxe standing up & asking

me watching everyone suddenly turning on Ed Sheeran:

WHY NOW? WHY NOT THE VERY FIRST TIME YOU EVER HEARD HIS MUSIC?
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Murph @scandalousmurph.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
All the ones that work forces, are the same that fuck horses
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Nichole Behr @jasoncheathawks.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
took five minutes
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Jordan @laddermatch.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Woman Asks for Money: 'Money Pleeeease!'
ALT: Woman Asks for Money: 'Money Pleeeease!'
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Jordan @laddermatch.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
SUCK THE SHIT FROM MY ASS SUCKEYES
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Jordan @laddermatch.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
amazing how Dusty Rhodes isn't listed yet i'd still have a hard time arguing him over just about anyone on this list
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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This is Drake Maye’s worst nightmare: playing against a team that is good
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Jordan @laddermatch.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
i keep wanting to say it looks like naoko takeuchi but really just because it looks like the goofy slice-of-life parts of the sailor moon anime, specificially
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Jordan @laddermatch.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
i had fun in GTAV but that was over a decade ago. at worst i straight up do not care anymore and at best i'd be walking away from VI going "yeah it's another GTA game"
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Jordan @laddermatch.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
a friend of mine was working the show and said the same. 5+ mins of CPR, others are saying a defibrillator as well, and he was rushed out in an ambulance and the show was cut short
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Jordan @laddermatch.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
a friend working the show has said the same. no word on his condition but i’m hearing “over 5 mins” of CPR. doesn’t sound good at all
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Jordan @laddermatch.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
obese rats, you say
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Well yeah she's an adult
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Jordan @laddermatch.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
glinner followed me on hellsite before he went full Rowling and shortly after i’d watched IT Crowd for the first time, so i followed back. then he made a tweet about how dolly was a hypocrite for being a feminist while having fake boobs. immediately unfollowed. my first indication something was up
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Conservatives cut $4 million in funding for the Imagination Library literacy program btw
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Bored Humungus @writtenlow.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
At an invitation-only gathering in Italy, white supremacists mapped out strategies to target rural America while local press coverage vanishes www.confrontthehate.com/p/white-nati...
As economic pressures gut local newsrooms across the country, white nationalist figures see an untapped opening: stepping into media deserts where there are few journalists left to sound the alarm.

“Local media has been dying all over America, which means that there’s essentially no real way to hold local governments accountable—and they can do whatever they want,” Kevin DeAnna told an invitation-only gathering of approximately 50 white nationalists in Rome.

Breaking into a broad smile, he excitedly added: “You should be fantasizing about this. This is a good thing.”
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Jordan @laddermatch.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
i am begging for @obviousshirts.bsky.social to sell a shirt that just says “SMFDB” it would make so much money
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Jordan @laddermatch.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
don’t you work for Bill Kristol
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Jordan @laddermatch.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
if i go for another run in Vampire Survivors i fear i may never sleep
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
TikTok has incredible moderation team. Our InfoWars video about Multiple Horse Theory — the idea that there are many horses in the world and not just one — has been fully deemed misinformation and lost the formal appeals process. Confirmed by Larry Ellison: There is only one horse on Earth.
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Jordan @laddermatch.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
okay and what’s the problem
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Jordan @laddermatch.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
suck my fuck you dumb bitch
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Jordan @laddermatch.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I’ve been pretty firmly set on Theodora but learning that Leda has a weird ojousama rival has tested my resolve
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Jordan @laddermatch.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
my kingdom for a Fire Emblem game that just flat-out has Darumi in it
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Jordan @laddermatch.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
this one in particular looks tied to Three Houses in some capacity and i highly recommend that one. gameplay isn’t 100% in line with a lot of the series but some of its best story and character writing
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Jordan @laddermatch.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
lebron decided philadelphia sports fans weren’t annoying enough
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