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Kwertzy Industries

@kwertzy.bsky.social
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ADG Scenic Artist. Rebel Scum. Full of ham. Queer. New Mexican 'til I die. But also cute. They/them

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Kwertzy Industries @kwertzy.bsky.social · 1h
It's a coo!
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Kwertzy Industries @kwertzy.bsky.social · 5h
Bring back real media criticism, I'm having to teach a film 101 class on this cdrama board because the latest episode of Against The Current was "too artistic" for everyone. I got it just fine, I don't know what everyone else's problem is...
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Kwertzy Industries @kwertzy.bsky.social · 22h
I knew a guy who went to Cornell. I worked with him at a summer stock theatre. He's the first person I've ever heard say the N-word, while in the company of his girlfriend, who also said the N-word. And when I yelled "What FUCK did you just say?" in shock just looked at me like I was crazy.
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Daniel Swain @weatherwest.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
In other words: This meme is a surprisingly accurate scaled depiction of the magnitude of the 2026 El Niño event vs the 1997 event *if using the absolute index.* But if using the relative index, Danny DeVito is currently the same height as Arnold Schwarzenegger. And either pairing is striking... 👀
A common meme from the movie "Twins" featuring Arnold Schwarzenegger towering over a similarly dressed Danny Devito modified such that "1997" appears above the diminuitive DeVito, and 2026 above Schwarzenegger.
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Maybe time for those who don't experience this directly to return to this thread (which I posted when PTSD was being weaponized to relieve Graham Platner of responsibility for his actions).
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
SEN. ERIC SCHMITT: Do these texts not prove that a shrimp fried this rice?
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ToonHive @toonhive.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Starting tomorrow (October 1), Paramount must pay a $7-million-per-day ticking fee to Warner Bros. shareholders until the merger is officially able to close or Paramount walks from the deal and pay a $7 BILLION breakup fee.
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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just talk to another human already jesus fucking christ
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Deliberately inducing ptsd in a young people to break them of their individual willingness to defy the dominant group hierarchy goes -waaaaaaay- the fuck back in ‘Greek’ culture. archaeology.org/issues/septe...
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Features - Wolf Rites of Winter - Archaeology Magazine - September/October 2013
Archaeologists digging a Bronze Age site on the Russian steppes are using evidence from language and mythology to understand a remarkable discovery
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Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg @theradr.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Please give these journalists their flowers.
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randall @dollirot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
srsly tho this is why i will never tolerate any form of lesbianism that excludes bi women for arbitrary reasons. bi women are queer. bi women can be butch or femme or whatever. we're all fucking oppressed together i genuinely do not care that bi girls think dudes are also hot
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Sam King @samcking.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I hope everyone has a Hussein
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billkittle.bsky.social @billkittle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Kwertzy Industries @kwertzy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I don't want to go to the grocery store. I don't want to have to spend money.
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Tasting History with Max Miller @tastinghistory.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is a dish called Snow Eggs. It’s one of the many dishes which James Hemings, the enslaved chef of Thomas Jefferson, brought back to the US after leaning to cook in France. Thank you @colonialwmsburg for hosting me. youtu.be/BZa0Mg55pCk?...
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James Hemings - Jefferson's Forgotten Chef
YouTube video by Tasting History with Max Miller
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Kwertzy Industries @kwertzy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ah yes, Michael Tracey who is LOUDLY very skeptical of all the child sex trafficking in the Epstein files.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
burger joints push nuggets and chicken sandwiches when beef prices go up. (trump take beef)
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It’s going to be pretty fucked up when this baby yeti starts telling people to kill themselves.
Subway display ad for meta’s muse ai product billed as “ai that gets it done.” The mascot is a little smiling fuzzy white puppet guy.
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Kwertzy Industries @kwertzy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
look, whomst among us
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🎃Darin S Pumpkins🎃 @darinself.com · 28/09/2026
The mayor of Ithaca (my friend and former fellow PhD candidate in Government at Cornell) announces a moratorium on permitting Greek Life activities until Cornell produces new standards of addressing sexual assault.
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 29/09/2026
i do not want to pay elon musk a trillion dollars of taxpayer money when we should just imprison him instead
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have separated the art from the artist and am now whipping the art to stiff peaks, after which I will gently fold it into the artist before baking at 350 til golden and puffed
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons
Pumpkin hoop
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Kwertzy Industries @kwertzy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yeah, no not reading Parker Molloy's apology/excuse. It's literally the same shit's she's been pulling for over 12 years now. I'm going to pull one of my favorite quotes, "Mental illness is not your fault but it is your responsibility" If you have a repeated history of crashing out abusively--
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Nicole Bedera @nbedera.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The main reason you haven’t heard about campus sexual violence in a few years is because Trump and SCOTUS have made it much, much harder for survivors to come forward. You might vaguely remember that Title IX was a big battleground in his first term. And that we lost.
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Kwertzy Industries @kwertzy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
hey every trans person who told me they were sitting out the election for "ethical reasons" good fuckin' job
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Kwertzy Industries @kwertzy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
*leans back* It's summer 1991. I have distressed gray shorts and a neon pink t-shirt. My hair is bleached from the sun and has a greenish tint from too much time in the pool. I have a new Goosebumps book and there's otterpops in the freezer. I will never again have it so good.
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Kwertzy Industries @kwertzy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The thing about the Cornell Rape case that so many people are still failing to grasp is that a Promising Young Man's Future is always a thousand times more important than any young woman. When I consulted a lawyer about the *possibility* of reporting my rape, I was told this.
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"What if Rimmer from Red Dwarf but played for tragedy as well as comedy" was an incredible idea.
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Gabino Iglesias @gabino.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Let me say this clearly: I hope they all get fucked.
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Kwertzy Industries @kwertzy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I knew that when the dust settled and the truth started to come out, a lot of people were going to have to eat a lot of shit. And the sad fact is, they won't. They still won't. Even two years into this debacle they'll do everything they can to deny how fucking wrong they all were.
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. How shall we comfort ourselves, the murderers of all murderers?
Muse AI character from Meta
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Kwertzy Industries @kwertzy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ok so in the last week we've been yelling about *checks* iced coffee and now a song. *blinks* *rubs eyes* I don't know who needs to hear this but maybe go outside? Talk to a friend who's not online? Eat a snickers? Fuck's sake.
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Kwertzy Industries @kwertzy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
babby earthquake alert
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Kwertzy Industries @kwertzy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Show that was never marketed as romance: features very little romance People on the boards: But where is the rooooooomance????? Uuuuuuuugh!!!
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
we used to be a real country
“Steve Irwin Wrestles Conan | Late
Night with Conan O'Brien”

(YouTube thumbnail of Steve Irwin wrestling Conan O’Brien to the ground like a gator)
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Bearji @bearji.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
HE IS STILL COOL
HE HAS ALWAYS BEEN COOL
~JAMES
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Kwertzy Industries @kwertzy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
so what you're saying if the center is salty it's a mooncake.
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Kwertzy Industries @kwertzy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You know, we TRIED to warn you about these guys but you wouldn't listen. Oh no.
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POTUS @sentientpotato.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Picture of someone throwing away a prescription bottle with the caption "mental health awareness month?? y'all bout to be very aware"
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Kevin Hearne @kevinhearne.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
How do we incentivize people to paint wizards on their vans again I haven’t seen a wizard van in a decade and it feels like we lost something precious Can we offer up a tax credit? Little bags of shrooms? Start a wizard van painting program at vocational schools?
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Ashley Lynch ✂️🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Kwertzy Industries @kwertzy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When I was a child I tested into the “this kids a fuckin’ genius!” range and my parents hid that fact from me until I was an adult because they didn’t want to give me a complex about it and I’m starting to wonder if that wasn’t the correct decision.
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Isaiah Bishop @isaiahbishop.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The whole video is like 0.01% of a VLCC its crazy
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
happy Jim Henson’s birthday from the museum of the moving image
A display case with the Statler and Waldorf puppets above one of Henson’s sketches
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Bort @senatorgiggity.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
And I must touch it
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Kwertzy Industries @kwertzy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The only thing I can add to the Ice Coffee Disc Horse is that it's what I traded my alcoholism for, (i.e., instead of reaching for an alcoholic beverage I reach for le iced coffee) so me showing up to a job interview with iced coffee is the equivalent of me showing up with 40oz of malt liqour
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Rachel Deering @racheldeering.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hello Saturday. 🐇 A little marginalia. #InternationalRabbitDay
Rabbit sat reading, marginalia.
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Kwertzy Industries @kwertzy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You ever have an argument with someone where they realize they were wrong, but instead of admitting they were wrong just start arguing your own point back at you?
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