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@dollirot.bsky.social
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they/it. yorkie wrangler, lesbian manchild, fish harasser, armchair 9/11 historian. edgy member of channel krt. progressive liberal and for some reason that makes people mad. gleefully batshit wood nymph. spacehey.com/mcrrox

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randall @dollirot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
is that not what buzzballs are exclusively for?
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
fish are friends
Stop using anti-fish language
Instead of: this seems fishy
Try saying:
this seems like a situation in which we should consult the wisdom and grace of the European seabass, a species with which i would entrust my entire life and personal safety
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please stop forgetting how elections work i beg of you @tonygoldmark.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
iykyk
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Omigod, this is the most heartwarming story possible! Backpack (bear 89) is the son of the 2019 winner of Fat Bear Week, Holly (bear 435). In 2007, he injured his foot & a practice of riding on momma's Holly's back had a new meaning: he was mobility-restricted while it healed. So Holly moved him.
From DISCVR blog's Facebook page, a momma bear & a yearling cub on her back in the shallow water.  I think the background has been swapped out, and I can't rule out some AI use there?  God, Facebook has become the social media for AI slop : (

The title of the article, which I link below, is "How Bear 89 earned the name Backpack"
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randall @dollirot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
srsly tho this is why i will never tolerate any form of lesbianism that excludes bi women for arbitrary reasons. bi women are queer. bi women can be butch or femme or whatever. we're all fucking oppressed together i genuinely do not care that bi girls think dudes are also hot
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randall @dollirot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i will never understand how "muslims want to BAN DOGS" ever gains traction because i have heard some hardline fundy muslims on social media say some INSANE shit yet not once have any of them ever advocated for a full on dog ban
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Mathew Buck @filmbrainbmb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fans sent 50,000 letters of protest to Warner Bros. when Michael Keaton was cast as Batman.
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please stop forgetting how elections work i beg of you @tonygoldmark.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I guess this person has never heard @alyankovic.bsky.social's amazing Powerline parodies "Spam Out" and "Pie 2 Pie."
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please stop forgetting how elections work i beg of you @tonygoldmark.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I don't think it's a GOOD thing that so many Democrats somehow feel the need to be transphobic, in fact I think it's stupid and counterproductive of them if not openly self-sabotaging...but nor do I buy the slippery slope argument that this will turn the Dems into Labour.
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randall @dollirot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
not to be all "ackshully this is a right wing psyop" but i fully believe the right making masking during 2020 a partisan issue is the reason we're in this mess where people believe staying masked forever is the only way to care about social justice
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ex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"You're making fun of queer people" I think most people are pretty sympathetic to the queer woman living out of her truck, $50k in debt, abandoned by her business partners, who thinks she is obligated to sit through 3.5 hour accountability sessions for the crime of wanting to keep the business open.
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Ghoulumunkus @gulumunkus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
discord casually admitting they know that nobody wanted the age verification implemented and trying to be funny about it is seriously something that the pr team should reflect on and really study when they lose a lot of nitro subs in this next week
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Andrew Hickey @andrewhickey.500songs.com · 24/09/2026
DVDs aren't low-tech. They're just things you can actually own, that won't disappear overnight, that don't require a monthly subscription, that won't suddenly get reedited, that won't start putting adverts in the middle and that won't sell your data to the worst people in the world.
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 20/09/2026
I hate doing the "a rollback of trans rights is the gateway for a rollback of women's rights" thing because trans rights are human rights in and of themselves, whatever the impact on cis women. But goddamn I wish more cis women had a sense of history and self preservation.
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randall @dollirot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
while im at it i am sick of how sapphic spaces are lately every sapphic bar or event ive been to has been DEAD. everyone is always in some corner to themselves with their friends and are basically completely unapproachable. ive literally gotten weird looks for trying to join in with a group of women
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randall @dollirot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
IT WAS FOR ONE NIGHT?????? ONE MASK OPTIONAL NIGHT???? NOT EVEN A FULL END TO THE MANDATE???? IN 20 MOTHERFUCKING 26????? look at my lgbt+ community dawg we're never getting anymore lesbian bars
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randall @dollirot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
this whole massachusetts lesbian bar thing just made me realize that the reason we have so few lesbian bars now is because the ones that do exist are held to impossible moral purity standards that gay guy bars simply are not held to
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randall @dollirot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
new england is god's punishment for america for being car centric
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randall @dollirot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
i have my criticisms of gen z but job seeking or interview etiquette is not one of them. they are GENUINELY trying so hard to find work they are doing like, everything by the book. this is something 100% the recruiters' and comanpanies fault
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Nathan Bulmer @natemorebikes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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randall @dollirot.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
has anyone made this joke yet www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IfB...
youtube.com
Fuckin' An Animal
YouTube video by GWAR - Topic
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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I am SORRY for sharing something that was posted on the other place, but this is too good.
The future pope at a party with a caption “they don’t know I’m the future pope”
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Two-piece Advocate @ytpjason.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I don’t think people see the layers of this joke
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randall @dollirot.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
true middle class american culture is constantly using the same cup you got on a disney trip over a decade ago until it turns to dust
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Garrett Gilchrist @garrettgilchrist.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
He will not be answering gotcha questions from reporters like, What is your name? and Do you know where you are?
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please stop forgetting how elections work i beg of you @tonygoldmark.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmzJ...
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Family Guy - Who the f**k starts a conversation like that i just sat down
YouTube video by Reaction Memes
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Gordon Skramzy @gordonskramzy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It rocks that every news article anymore is like "this deranged Marxist leftist anarchist wants your kids to be Palestinian terrorists" and then it's accompanied by this picture.
Ms Rachel
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randall @dollirot.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
this explains it better than i can
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Internet Archive @archive.org · 15/09/2026
“Fix the Wayback Machine!” We’ve heard you. The Wayback Machine has been dealing with waves of high-volume automated traffic. Mark Graham, director of the Wayback Machine, explains what’s happening and what we’re doing about it. ➡️ blog.archive.org/2026/09/15/a...
Internet Archive Wayback Machine logo.
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randall @dollirot.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
i am so glad ppl seemed much more respectful and nuanced when 9/11 came up this year, especially during a major anniversary. obviously we had the fuckheads still acting up but overall it felt much less irony poisoned that being said, i think ppl are way too black and white about 9/11 humor
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Calvin Brain @calvinbrain.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Instead of trying to clean-up the short's visuals like most people are doing, I decided to make the short fucked-up and distorted. So grab some Frosty Chocolate Milkshakes and mints, and enjoy.
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randall @dollirot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
the term "ragebaiting" is a global psyop to replace the word "trolling" to make it sound better and cooler than it actually is change my mind
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randall @dollirot.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
as if one shitstorm after another isnt enough MY ROOMMATES CAR GOT WRONGFULLY TOWED!!!! YIPPE!!!!!!
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Channel KRT Podcast @channelkrt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Hey all, We have an important announcement to make. After 5+ years of doing the show, we've decided to step down from hosting Channel KRT due to personal matters that have made it harder to schedule recordings.
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taylorestremera94.bsky.social @taylorestremera94.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
In this episode of @vaultdisneypod.bsky.social , the randomizer has chosen a 2023 documentary of Harrison Ford and his legacy as Indiana Jones. Check it out with @tonygoldmark.bsky.social @shelbysessler.bsky.social @dollirot.bsky.social and @mossanimation.bsky.social !
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randall @dollirot.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
yea if youre wondering why im not online as much; i have been unreasonably stressed these past few months. ive been sticking to very limited online spaces with little to no politics or discourse. things show no sign of getting better financial-wise and i cant keep begging the internet for money.
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randall @dollirot.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
you know what this is all big pussys fault
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randall @dollirot.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
JOURNEY INTO IMAGINATION IS GETTING FIXED?????
static.klipy.com
Spongebob Bursts Through Wall
ALT: Spongebob Bursts Through Wall
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
sorry my mom says you’re too dumb to hang out with
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
i better pick up some gatorade
Road sign reads “Virginia / 3 MILFS / 4 MINUTES.”
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randall @dollirot.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
lowered it to 300, we were able to get rent together but im still severely behind on bills, and we have nothing for groceries plus wifi bill coming
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randall @dollirot.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
lowered it to 300, we were able to get rent together but im still severely behind on bills, and we have nothing for groceries plus wifi bill coming
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randall @dollirot.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
update: when she tried to file for unemployment her job now tried to say she never worked there. we are diving to the office tomorrow to bring proof of employment but this company is so fucking hell bent on screwing us over despite THEIR fuckup
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randall @dollirot.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
update: when she tried to file for unemployment her job now tried to say she never worked there. we are diving to the office tomorrow to bring proof of employment but this company is so fucking hell bent on screwing us over despite THEIR fuckup
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randall @dollirot.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
hey so, we're still struggling here. still unable to find employment for my roommate (work induced seizure has her unable to drive until december) and her company has deliberately lied about worker's comp, leaving us half short on rent. we need $750. cash.app/$thedoomsong
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I'm not a real Floridian But l'm the proxy-Floridian for these snobs to yell at because they're too devoid of principle or integrity to yell at who they're really angry at
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Mat Brunet (AniMat) @matbrunetvo.com · 06/08/2026
I know it got so much negative reviews when it came out, but Pokémon Channel is such an adorable game. I mean, who doesn’t wanna a game where you play with your pet Pikachu and watch TV with programs like this?
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Joey Ferris @ferriswheelpro.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
"Let PlayStation have a Wii U generation" goes so hard.
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Ed (Tycho) Unatto @xeromonkey.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Update: Max G announced on X that he was going to reevaluate his choice, saying he "wasn't thinking clearly". Stuff like this is kinda scary, and I dont want people to assume he was "baiting".
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