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Kurono

@kuronocavalier.bsky.social
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Looks I’m going to be facing crises all my life. Perpetually tired accountant and slacker. ENG/ESP/JP

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Waterworks Warrior @wiimotionplussy.bsky.social · 4h
[trying to sext] I’m gonna suck on it ‘til naught but ash remains
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Kurono @kuronocavalier.bsky.social · 3h
Dark Cloud-coded, too cool 🤙
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 11h
I don’t like this narrarive that Americans are genetically predisposed to buy the most disgusting trucks and crossovers imaginable as though it is not downwind of larger structural issues with the market. Kinda feels like a half clever way to wash your hands of the whole thing.
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Kurono @kuronocavalier.bsky.social · 11h
Everything I hear about this version feels like a step-down from the PS4 version, what's going on over there
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Kurono @kuronocavalier.bsky.social · 12h
Is that vocal cue enough for him? My staffy also enjoys biting my nose when giving kisses and I'm trying to curb that haha
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poondonkus @poondonkus.bsky.social · 14h
hawaiian bread forum newb
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 15h
Damn i know he was good in friday but this is impressive
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emily "sunny" whaley @whalewithay.bsky.social · 07/02/2024
yellow pikmin are my favorite
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Robert Rose @robear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A good fresh Star Trek take on those fake isekai title jokes
A tumblr screenshot showing a post and two reblog responses, reading:
1. "star trek would be the ideal fictional universe to get trapped in because you'd explain your situation and they'd be like yeah makes sense. no further questions. fortunately we can use the mysterious warp signature emitting from this system's icy moon to counterface with the solar radiation and slingshot you back home"
2. "I'm from a universe where your world is all a work of fiction." Benjamin Sisko, nodding. "That happened to me once."
3. "I Got Isekaid Into The Star Trek Universe And They Quickly Understood What Was Happening"
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Huffslove @huffslove.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sinister Sisters
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Jordan Starkweather ✨ @jackal27.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
TIL that the opening of Onimusha 3 was directed by Takashi Yamazaki, director of Godzilla: Minus One! Sadly, nearly every upload of it is a stretched, GenAI abomination. So, I ripped and painstakingly upscaled what I consider the greatest video game cinematic ever from its 2007 PC release! Enjoy!
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Kurono @kuronocavalier.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What are the odds one of them turns the party into them funny lil frogs
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Kurono @kuronocavalier.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He's naturally like that, which is what distinguishes him from Cloud and Nanaki.
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A Low Poly Robot @lowpolyrobot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Mocchi Mocchi Mocchi
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Kurono @kuronocavalier.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Amazing example of telling on yourself by reacting to someone else's opinion
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Kurono @kuronocavalier.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You're beautiful but it felt more approachable to focus on your eyes 😊
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Kurono @kuronocavalier.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You have such nice eyes 😭
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Kurono @kuronocavalier.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Absolutely it is
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
All you have to do is talk about these things and the public becomes politically inspired and active. It’s called leadership. That’s what you do instead of rushing to follow the polls and endorsing horrible shit while salivating over votes
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"We disrespect the Banana."
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lastpositivist.bsky.social @lastpositivist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This to me is BlueSkyism
Meme account shows a picture of two attractive woman and asks "Blonde or Goth girls?" But the reply they get is from someone called Bob the Minion and it reads "I don't even care. Honestly, my life is really bad right now. I started a Minion Parody page and moved to NYC or LA to try to get some work in the entertainment industry. and now I'm being chewed up and spit out. If you or anyone could help me out I'd really appreciate it."
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skarchomp (2/2 COMMISSIONS OPEN) @skarchomp.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Gandalf was just cutting down fools with his sword. He didn't actually give a fuck about spells.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Incredibly good stuff here: defector.com/resident-evi...
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Accept The Expanding Ball Of Infected Corpses You Cannot Change | Defector
“Here are the main things you need to know about the Resident Evil games,” I explained to my friend Liz over the nonsense of the Digger trailer. “There’s a big outbreak of some kind of mutagenic virus...
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priscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
and like, his entire family busts in with a cake to wish this fully nude man in the bathtub a happy birthday. his kids goof off with him a little, chit chat. legit bonkers stuff.
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Kurono @kuronocavalier.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Nomura and every 2000s alt pop star would be proud
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Kurono @kuronocavalier.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hosting a Tokyo Tower event without a remaster available is some nasty work
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Kurono @kuronocavalier.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Picked up this dude at 8 months old and even then she was strong enough that it felt like I was raising Goku. Can vouch for the lack of self-control too 😭
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🦇Spookella Scarvarez🦇 @mastergurgle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Deerposts @deerposts.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Admin pic #deer 🦌
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Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 02/10/2026
this is, completely unironically, the death of american culture.
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Tom Reagan’s Witch’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Me watching all of the Fox X-Men dying in the first 5 minutes as Marvel only has the actors for one day: ‘This is one of the darkest movies ever made’
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
you arent a burden. you are a human being with wants and needs. having desires does not make you selfish. unless you are sonic, in which case you are not human and everything you do sickens me.
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Lætus @bajamothblast.vanadiel.network · 02/10/2024
now that it's october im legally allowed to post this
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
[guy who forgot the word for hungry] i'm horny as fuck for food right now
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Let's Scare Ashcan To Death @ashcan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
dude i fucking forgot that elm street 3 has this credit lol
music by ANGELO BADALAMENTI
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flynn @icelevelartzone.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
If I was Artie Bucco I would simply listen to my gorgeous wife
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Kurono @kuronocavalier.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is funny but I can't imagine it not being Tony. Incredibly miserable and toxic person
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Phantom of Heilbronn, also referred to as the Woman Without a Face, was a presumed female serial killer whose existence was inferred from DNA evidence found at 40 crime scenes across Austria, France and Germany from 1993 to 2009.

In March 2009, investigators concluded that the supposed serial killer did not exist, and the DNA belonged to a woman who worked at a factory that made the cotton swabs used for collecting DNA samples
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Kurono @kuronocavalier.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sadly many such cases in the gaming industry but particularly the Japanese sphere
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Kurono @kuronocavalier.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That's a pretty gross thing to throw out there given there's nothng to suggest Kamoshida is based on anyone at Sega and everything to suggest he's based on one or two specific individuals
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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
On my way to a job interview, smartly leaving the iced coffee at home
Tom Ford spring 2027 runway look
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KILL ME, FUNNY DEER MAIDEN @ghouljokes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Thinking abt orc city again
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Brandon Sheffield @brandon.insertcredit.com · 30/09/2026
ok thank you jun takeuchi
“‘Requiem’ isn’t just a title chosen for its meaning of ‘requiem,'” said Takeuchi via GamesRadar. “The spelling of Requiem (REQUIEM) contains not only the ‘RE (response)’ … but also a ‘Q (question).’ In other words, this ‘Requiem’ presents both an ‘answer’ and a ‘question.’ I will explain the meaning of that at some point in the future.”
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nona @shadowswithal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
enamored with the lowpoly katamari cat
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DPS @dps2004.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
the image from the original post, except the other buttons (except USE GRENADE) are edited to say "CRISS CROSS", "CHARLIE BROWN", and "ONE HOP THIS TIME"
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Ned Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think about this interview with the distinguished philosopher Conan O'Brien a lot. I actually think this is a healthy way to live your life! www.nytimes.com/2019/01/14/a...
Is this how you want to go out, with a show that gets smaller and smaller until it’s gone?

Maybe that’s O.K. I think you have more of a problem with that than I do. [Laughs.] At this point in my career, I could go out with a grand, 21-gun salute, and climb into a rocket and the entire Supreme Court walks out and they jointly press a button, I’m shot up into the air and there’s an explosion and it’s orange and it spells, “Good night and God love.” In this culture? Two years later, it’s going to be, who’s Conan? This is going to sound grim, but eventually, all our graves go unattended.

You’re right, that does sound grim.

Sorry. Calvin Coolidge was a pretty popular president. I’ve been to his grave in Vermont. It has the presidential seal on it. Nobody was there. And by the way, I’m the only late-night host that has been to Calvin Coolidge’s grave. I think that’s what separates me from the other hosts.

I had a great conversation with Albert Brooks once. When I met him for the first time, I was kind of stammering. I said, you make movies, they live on forever. I just do these late-night shows, they get lost, they’re never seen again and who cares? And he looked at me and he said, [Albert Brooks voice] “What are you talking about? None of it matters.” None of it matters? “No, that’s the secret. In 1940, people said Clark Gable is the face of the 20th Century. Who [expletive] thinks about Clark Gable? It doesn’t matter. You’ll be forgotten. I’ll be forgotten. We’ll all be forgotten.” It’s so funny because you’d think that would depress me. I was walking on air after that.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Reading about Socrates, apparently he was horrific to look at and was still having kids in his 60s. Unbelievable game. Imagine you're at the bar and a man who looks like a beluga whale hits you with "The only thing I know is I know nothing" and you're just powerless to resist
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Wraith LaFrentz 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is an instant classic quote graphic
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